Here I am, in all my glory! Giving you good peeps my SECOND CHAPTER! OH YEAH! GO MEEEE!
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Ahem… er… anyway… please enjoy.
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House and his ducklings were assembled around the infamous whiteboard in a way not dissimilar to scouts around a campfire. "Okie dokie then," House began, wielding the marker of DOOM. (Cue lightening flashes and DUN DUN DUN sequence) "As Dr. Not-So-Cuddly-Cuddy so nicely put for us, we have a twelve-year-old female suffering from vomiting, headache, confusion, and fever, none of which are very interesting." He wrote the symptoms on the board as he continued, "What is, however, very slightly interesting is the fact that they're several pounds underweight. Give me diagnoses."
"Head trauma," Cameron said right off the bat, looking at the patient's file, "She recently had a few problems resulting from injuries to the head."
"Good, but boring," House replied, "What else?"
"Viral encephalitis," Foreman contributed, "Accounts for all symptoms including lack of weight."
"Encephalitis, me likey," the diagnostician replied, "Hit two birds with one stone. Get an MRI and CT scan."
Chase, not wanting to be left behind, added, "If the patient is suffering from both head trauma and encephalitis—"
"Then the most likely cause is meningitis," House finished, "Do yourself a favor Chase. Leave the neurological diagnoses to the neurologist." Turning to said neurologist, he said, "Draw cultures and do an LP."
The Aussie, now glaring daggers at him, continued, "Or it could be drug overdose."
"Hmm, accidentally found Mommy and Daddy's secret booze stash,"
House mused whilst twirling his cane, "Possible. Run a tox scan."
Cameron had to use all her willpower to resist protesting. Ethics are ethics, but when House was involved, it was best not to mix the two.
"So," House concluded, "Nothing else?" No one moved. "Good. Also get a family history and talk to the patient. Now run off like good little minions and do my bidding."
The three doctors rose from their seats, not particularly happy that they were now "minions," and turned to leave. Still feeling as though she should have said something, on her way out the door Cameron paused and said, "You know you could talk to the patient while we're in the lab."
"Oh please," House scoffed, "Emotions are for ethnic people."
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"Hello, Nadia," Chase said looking at his clipboard to avoid making eye contact with her family, "I'm Dr. Chase, I work with Dr. House." His nostrils flared slightly at the telltale smell of barf. (Sorry to go into such detail ) There was no response. What instead met the young man' s ears was the dull tapping of drumbeats. Puzzled, Chase looked up from her chart to see that the within the patient's messy brown hair was a pair of headphones.
Lazily, Nadia opened one eye to see what was making that annoying noise. Seeing the cause, she closed it and repeatedly pressed the volume button on her iPod to drown him out.
"Sweetie," her mother said removing the device, "this nice doctor is trying to talk to you." The girl stared at Chase vacantly, eyes divulging exhaustion.
"Erm, yes," he continued, "We need to draw some blood to confirm our diagnosis." Suddenly Nadia was wide-awake. She sat up eyes wide, and echoed, "Blood? You mean with a needle?" In addition to exhaustion, the look in her eyes now showed pure terror.
"Is there a problem?" Chase asked, taking a needle out from his lab coat.
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There you have it, chapter two. Please review at your convenience.