Final Fantasy VII Version of...

Jingle Bells!

Dashing through the snow,

with a 2-legged chocobo,

here we go again,

beating Sephiroth! (hahaha!)

with Vincent by your side,

and Tifa on the other,

why is he so hard i wonder

because he is so hawt!

Ohh!

Sephiroth, Sephiroth

Why can't i beat you!

Your almost 30 you should be,

not as good as me!

Sephiroth, Sephiroth

Why can't i beat you!

It's because you are the General of SHINRA!