The Pig Pen Pirate spent most of his time with the pigs. That's how he got his name. His nickname. He had a name, it's just nobody ever called him that. Fans, Cast Members, even fellow animatronics all called him Pig Pen Pirate.

For the most part, he was happy to let it be.

Though sometimes, it did bother him. It hurt his feelings just a little bit. Like he was being insulted.

He was more than just the passed out drunken pirate who slept in a pig pen.

But his nickname, he realised, could be worse.

Much much worse.


I'm Welsh. So, I know the kind of nickname Pig Pen Pirate is thankful not to have.