"THIS STUPID PIECE OF USELESS JUNK! ARGH!" Cid kicked his new machine and then limped off in intense pain.
"Stop kicking it! That's not going to help matters, let the almighty Cait Sith fix it, back off."
Cid muttered something under his breath and let Cait Sith examine the machine.
"Oi! Marshmellow thing, where's my phone? Have you moved it again? I swear if you..."
Cait Sith clenched his screwdriver and slowly turned around.
" Call me Marshmellow thing again, and this screwdriver is going where the sun doesn't shine mister, your phone is on the table, where YOU left it.
Cid grunted and picked up the phone giving Cait Sith an evil glare.
"Barret won't be awake you know, it's only now 2pm."
"I'm not phoning Barret smartass.Yuffie was supposed to be here with the materia."
Cait Sith dropped his screwdriver and stared at Cid shocked.
"I somehow think Yuffie was the wrong person for the job Cid."
" I trust her, I think, yeah I do..."
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Yuffie had arrived at the outskirts of the slums.
"Okay, I saw it in the hut over there, for some reason theres guards around it. That can only be a good thing right?"
Cloud raised an eyebrow.
"Yuffie, I'm not sure what planet your brain is living on, but what exactly did you see in the hut?"
"Wait and see, we just need to sneak past them and voila! We have it!"
"I have an idea Yuffie, you go I stay here and keep watch."
Cloud looked very content with his plan.
"Fine! Wait here."
The expression on Clouds face was priceless, no way did he imagine she'd agree to it.
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"I can't remember her number!"
He sat down on the nearest chair and began tapping the table.
"I think she was the last person I dialed so I just hit redial right?"
Cait Sith shook his head "Yes you dumbass".
"Okay it's ringing...still ringing."
click
"YUFFIE BRING THE MATERIA BACK NOW!" Cid screamed down the phone.
"Welcome to Midgar's adult chat line, for the latest in adult enter..."
Cid covertly pressed the cancel call button.
"And what if she wasn't the last person I phoned?"
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