Littledude : YES! After years of being inactive, I returned with a remade story! My whole style has changed. Love it or hate it, here comes my story!
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Master Hand, who, from now on, will be called MH because I am lazy and proud of it, was in his office. He was thinking, thinking about something very important. Just then he screamed:
"PIE IS TASTY"
Just then, he screamed again:
"I WILL MAKE THE SMASHERS GO ON A TV SHOW BUT I MUST KEEP IT A SECRET FROM THEM"
"Uh, we're right in front of you" said a girl in an armour, whose name was Samus. Just then, 25 other creatures nodded in agreement. Actually, most of them weren't creatures. They were just misunderstood.
"I think you use Just then to much" said a guy with red hair, named Roy… wait a minute, you can't talk to the narrator! Come on MH, explain and stuff, this is getting boring.
"ALRIGHT, THE RULES ARE SIMPLE, THE GAME WILL HAPPEN IN CYCLES. EACH CYCLE IS FORMED OF FIVE DAYS, AT THE END OF THE SECOND DAY, YOU WILL VOTE FOR THE ONE THAT PISSED YOU THE MOST. THE TWO PEOPLE WITH THE MOST VOTES ARE IN DANGER. NEXT, THE CHEERING AUDIENCE crickets are heard WILL VOTE FOR THE ONE THEY WANT TO KEEP IN THE GAME LONGER. AT THE END OF TWENTY FOUR CYCLES, THE WINNER WILL BE DECIDED. HE/SHE WILL WIN THE RIGHT TO BE THE KING OF THE SMASHERS."
Day 1:
It was a calm morning, aside for the fact that they were filmed by thousands of cameras.
Luigi: I got the mail! Mario, here's your how to beat giant turtles bent on conquering the world magazine, Bowser, here's your how to beat plumbers trying to stop you from conquering the world magazine, Doc, you got the tips on healing giant turtles and plumbers after they used stupid tricks learned in magazines and Fox… what the, Foxxx weekly…
Fox: snatching the magazine Give me that!
Luigi: … O….K… lawsuit, Roy fangirl club, bill, Marth fangirl club, Link fangirl club. Well, what we get normally.
Meanwhile, Marth and Roy were playing chest.
Roy: I activate my knight's power and I kill your queen!
Marth: Roy, that's not how you play chest.
Roy: O RLY!
Marth: Why do I even bother?
Confessional: Marth
Sometimes, Roy is such an idiot. He always says that he's the best in everything, but he doesn't even know how to do it!
In the kitchen.
Zelda was preparing food, just then…
Roy: YOU ARE USING JUST THEN AGAIN! whack ouch.
Captain Falcon came in.
Captain Falcon: Hey Zelda!
Zelda: Back off, creep!
Captain Falcon: But I just came here to give you some help.
Zelda: Fine, take this gives a frying pan to Falcon and prepare for battle.
Falcon: What the…
Zelda: FOOD IS READY!
Suddenly, a pink puffball and a green dino came at a ridiculously high speed.
Both: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDD
Zelda: Prepare for the battle to protect the you-know-what.
Falcon: The food?
Kirby and Yoshi: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
The two jumped on the poor driver.
Falcon: Pain, agony, NO NOOOOOOOOO NOT THERE!
Link: Well, the breakfast is served.
And they all sat at the table except for Falcon.
Doc: Looks like I'm going to have lots of work soon.
Yoshi and Kirby, who were sitting next to each other, began plotting…
Yoshi: You know Kirby, we might be put in danger because each somebody says food, we go on a killing spree until we eat.
Kirby: So you are saying that we should stop doing that?
Yoshi: Yes or they will put us in danger! Both of us!
Kirby: OK, let's do our best not to do that anymore!
Both: YAY!
Meanwhile, Peach was talking with Zelda and Samus.
Peach: I think we should vote for…
Zelda: Shut up, Peach. It's only the first day!
Samus: We don't need to think about that yet!
Peach: But
Both: No
Peach: B…
Both: NO!
Peach
They are traitors and they are going to vote for me! I KNOW IT!
Samus
Sometimes, Peach is just crazy about the game. She just can't relax like that time we were playing clue…
FLASHBACK AND STUFF
Peach: I know it's him, come on, we gang up on him to make him crack! We're gonna win!
Samus: Peach, the game didn't even begin! It's not even out of the box!
Peach: But it's him, HIM!
END FLASHBACK
After the not so calm breakfast, Doc took Falcon in his office.
Falcon: Doc…
Doc: What?
Falcon: I got something to tell you.
Doc: What is it?
Falcon: I think the girls don't like me.
Doc: O RLY!
Falcon: YA RLY!
Doc: NO WAI!
Falcon: YA WAI! And it makes me very sad. begins to cry on Doc's shoulder
Doc: patting Falcon's back There there, it's ok. Don't worry.
Doctor Mario
Falcon may seem like a macho idiot on the outside, but I'm one of the rare one to know that he actually has feelings. Well… maybe he doesn't have any but who cares!
Everything was normal and then…
MH: WE WILL NOW PLAY A GAME! THE TEN WINNERS OF IT WILL BE THE ONLY ONES TO VOTE TOMMOROW! I WILL ASK A CHAIN OF QUESTIONS! YOU WRITE DOWN THE ANSWER ON A PIECE OF PAPER! YOU MISS A QUESTION, YOU LOSE! THE FIRST QUESTION IS… 1+1!
Everybody except Falcon, who wrote 11, Kirby, Pikachu and Pichu, who couldn't hold a pencil, got it right.
MH: 2+2!
Nobody got it wrong!
MH: 4+4!
It continued for a while until…
MH: 2048-2048!
Only Mewtwo, Samus, Ness, Game and Watch, Yoshi, Gannondorf, Bowser, Zelda, Marth, and Y. Lonk got it right.
MH: CONGRATULATIONS! YOU GUYS WIN KEYS TO THE VOTING ROOM! USE THEM TOMMOROW WHEN VOTING TIME WILL COME!
Yoshi
I'm happy I got the right to vote because thanks to that, I can try to save Kirby and me!
In the living room, everybody watched T.V. The show they watched was… well… Teletubies…
Mario: WTF? Why are we watching this!
So they all left! But… the teletubies found out about that and now began to plot against them!
Back in the kitchen…
Zelda: taking Whacky, her favourite frying pan FOOD IS READY!
She prepared herself, just then…
Roy: YOU DID IT AG…BOOMouch…
Kirby and Yoshi arrived at an almost normal speed and calmly sat at the table.
Zelda: … Are you guys okay?
Kirby: Of course we are! We are going to eat! You can never be in a bad mood when you're eating!
Zelda: B… B… oh well! Let's just eat.
Just then,
Roy: STOP USING Chainsaw noiseouch.
Everybody arrived and were surprised to see everything in order! They all sat down and nothing happened… Oh well, guess you can't make a reality show without boring moments!
After that, they all went to sleep… even tough it was 4:00 pm!
Littledude: Well, it's back. I hope it's better now! Next chapter will have the same theme as last time… a fun fair! It will be almost the same except longer, and some jokes might leave.