Okay! So I think it's a good thing that Im working on my 8th chapter a day or two after I posted the 7th! You won't get to wait as long! Hopefully Ill have this up by Thanksgiving... So if not, happy belated gobble day everyone! Love yall!
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Lonely Kitten- Thank You! Thank You! I really hope you like this 8th chapter! Thanks for the review!
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Ashley E (You really want me to try to spell that screen name?)- Lmao. Yeah that lady was freaky! But read the Authors Note to find out about her. Well No It wasn't the worst cliffhanger! You wanna know why? Because this one is! Evil laugh Thanks for the review!
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Sorakairi forever- OO speechless I-I-I'm really really sorry I made you faint and get emotional and stuff. I didn't mean too! Oh! And don't worry... I love long reviews but short straight to the point ones are always good too! So don't feel pressured smiles Well you certainly beat the longest review record... probably ever. Lmao! No I don't hate you! I love anyone who reviews! Lmao. So thank you very very very much for the review and I hope this 8th chapter is good but less painful? Lol.
Cruz Nightshade- You know what? I should put all my reviewers in this really big disclaimer and I dunno... It would be so cool. I'd probably do it at the end of chapter 13 (the last chapter) lol, okay that was random! Well I hope you didn't break anything . I hope you like this chapter! Beams Thanks for the review! So.. Do you remember? Lol.
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Anoa- No it's not a psychic. Lol! I don't believe in them either but their fun to go to. Lmao. The one I went to over the summer was really... interesting. Lmao yeah can you actually picture Sora part of G-Unit? Lmao! Sora a rapper dies of laughter Thanks for the review!
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A/N: Now I know all you readers out there are wondering... who the hell was that old crippled lady in chapter 7? The old lady was sorta like Kairi's "fairy godmother". All stories deserve a little old lady that a. turns your heart tender or b. makes you want to close the blinds... usually choice b. As far as I know, I won't be using this weird old lady again unless I need comic relief or if I want to make ya'll shiver smiles Haha! Anyways so now that you have the heads up on the lady.. Go read the story and review! Lol!
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Jess- I can't get no sat-is-fact-ion! And I try... and I try...and I try... and you get the point! heavy sex sigh I CAN'T GET NO SATISFACTION! starts singing while walking around the stage
Riku- grabs her arm and forces her down to look at him straight in the eyes I can give you some satisfaction baby wink wink
Jess- starts shaking uncontrollably, falls to the ground while foam comes out of her mouth
Lane- walks out of bathroom and sees Jess Dude, wtf did you do to her!
Riku- God she must be really needy for me! She didn't even finish singing the damn song!
Sora- looks over to the stage, sees Jess, and chokes on his burger
Jess- aha ah ah aha ah! stops shaking and eyes roll behind her head and says 'kill' on them
Lane- Dude I wanted you to seduce her! Not kill her!
Sora- runs over with a blue face and grabbing his neck trying to show his friends he's choking
Riku- Uh.. I got a joke big stupid smile what color does a smurf turn when its choking?
Lane- ...Purple?
Sora- idiots dies
Lane- Riku! Stop killing people!
Riku- I can't help it if I'm drop dead sexy! laughs haha get it?
Lane- glares I don't own Kingdom Hearts or anything else! Stomps off stage leaving a very confused Riku by himself
Riku- What did I ever do to her? PMS Queen.
Unplanned Attraction
By: Chibi Neko-Chan
Beta Reader: jbhyperandweird
"Talking"
Thoughts
(Author talking)
XXXXX- Scene Change
bold- used for emphasis
Lyrics
Her room was a mess. Dirty and clean clothes jumbled on the ground, plates and bowls scattered around, sketches and work papers laying everywhere. She was even messier. Her greasy crimson hair hung deadly down her shoulders, there were purple bags under her dull eyes, she looked skinny in an unhealthy way, and her once radiant tan seemed to be changing into a ghostly pale. One would of have guessed her to be sick but she wasn't sick. She was simply depressed and she hated it.
Kairi grumbled as she grabbed her day planner. It was 7:00 in the morning and Kairi had cursed herself for not being able to get sleep. She hadn't been able to sleep for the past week and she had been hoping yesterday, when she took the day off of work, that she could actually break her unfortunate sleeping pattern. But that didn't happen. All she could think about last night was him. She came to the conclusion that he was trying to screw with her heart and her life on purpose. Bastard.
So with a very sarcastically bright voice, she clapped her hands together when she saw what she had planned for the day and read out loud...
"Oh joy! I get to call the plumber today to tell him about how my downstairs toilet is all messed up! I really really hope he can come over so I can purposely pass by and see his butt crack! It'll be great!" Kairi grunted after giving herself a very big cheesy smile. Her dull blue eyes traced back over to her agenda and her face grew red as she read the last thing.
"Spanish dancing... 5:OO PM. HAHA! Like I would go to that! Everything dealing with the class and even the word Spain reminds me o-o-of S-S-SORA! I mean, really, it even starts with the boy's name!" Kairi felt tears starting to build up and she hugged her arms tightly across her chest, "I hate crying! Why am I even crying? I can't stand the fact that I'm doing this! I knew what I was getting myself into..."
"Getting yourself into what?" Selphie asked happily as she walked into Kairi's room, "Uh! Kairi! Your room stinks!" Selphie said as she pinched her nostrils together with her left hand. Her right hand contained an untouched chocolate ice cream cone.
"Why thank you for your blunt honesty Selphie. It's very much appreciated... not. And next time will you have the courtesy to actually knock on the front door? You just can't barge in here!"
"Okay Mrs. Im-not-seeing-the-pot-of-gold-at-the-end-of-the-rainbow-today," Selphie received a weird look from Kairi, "What's wrong with you? One day you're all happy and stupid like me and then next you're all depressed and stinky like the cashier I ran into a while back. Am I hinting a bit of bi-polarness?"
"Just leave me alone," Kairi groaned sending her best friend a painful look before burring her face back into her pillows.
"Ah! Kairi! Don't be such a double loser! At least eat the ice-cream I got ya!" Selphie said brightly as she ignored Kairi's earlier comment.
"How is that suppose to make me feel better? Ice cream just gets you fat, dependable, and dammit! Ben, Jerry, and I have a date tonight!" Kairi leaped out of her bed and ran to the ice-cream cone. Selphie smirked and raised the ice cream cone high in the air so Kairi couldn't reach it.
"What are the magic words?"
"Oh yeah. Please and thank you!" Kairi breathed out as she went to go grab the ice cream but Selphie only took a step backwards.
"Those aren't the MAGIC words..."
Kairi paused for a moment and then let out an "oh."
"Flying unicorns and gummy bears make my day when I'm with Selphie!"
Selphie beamed as she handed Kairi the long awaited treat, "Correct!"
Kairi's dull eyes seemed to gain a small sparkle in them as she tasted the delicious cool chocolate.
"Yeah, I was going to get you mint but they ran out."
A certain memory filled Kairi's head as her lip quivered, "M-m-mint?"
"Yeah. Mint!"
Kairi looked down sadly at her ice cream and gave it back to Selphie, "I think I just lost my appetite."
"That's it! What's been going on?" Selphie asked, well more like demanded, from her best friend as she scanned Kairi with concerned eyes. Kairi knew she couldn't just let the topic go with a "nothing". She knew it was obvious there was at least something wrong.
"I just miss Riku a lot Selph," Kairi said softly, crossing her arms around her chest and looking to the side. For a minute there, it almost looked like she really did miss him.
"He's been gone longer then 2 months before Kairi, and you were perfectly fine," Selphie said as her face scrunched up in confusion.
She is really suspicious! Make up a good lie! Good lie!
"Well... uh... you see... before he left... uh... WE HAD REALLY GOOD SEX! So I don't know, I think my hormones are making me act different," Kairi lied as a blush of embarrassment filled her face. That was the worst and most humiliating lie she ever told anyone. Kairi's cerulean eyes scanned her best friend's face. Selphie's emerald eyes were wide and her jaw hung open. She believed it.
"Here Kairi, I think you need this back," Selphie whispered in Kairi's ear as she gave her best friend a hug and placed something in Kairi's hand. Selphie smiled as she pulled away.
Kairi unclenched her fist and looked down at her hand. Her engagement ring lay in her palm.
This is going to sound horrible.. But I totally forgot that she had this.
Selphie headed towards Kairi's door but halted to give Kairi one last long stare,.
"So um get yourself together and hug the ring if you ever feel lonely... just uh don't masturbate with it or something," Selphie said really quickly before closing the door. Kairi gave the door a weird look and just shook her head as she slipped on the ring.
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Kairi actually had taken Selphie's words to thought and decided that her friend was right. So after the plumber left, Kairi started cleaning, organizing, and febrezzing her room with blaring music. When she finished, she decided to get herself cleaned up and get out of the house. They always said fresh air was good for the brain and she didn't argue.
It was a cold cloudy day. The sun was hidden from the dark ominous clouds and there were barely any people out, believe it or not. It was one of those rare days in New York. Kairi was grateful she didn't live near Times Square. Being busy yourself might be good sometimes but being busy with about another million other people just gave you a migraine and a cold cup of jo.
Kairi wanted the exact opposite.
I have been blind, unwilling to see
To see the true love you're giving.
I have ignored every blessing.
I'm on my knees confessing
Amor Café's door jingled as she opened it. The café had a lot more occupants then it did the last time she visited the café. The first night when she met him. She cursed when she felt her heart tighten. She wanted to get out of the depressed mood, not sink lower into it. Kairi ambled over to the counter and waited patiently for her turn to order. She felt people's eyes on her and a shiver ran down her thin body. This was not the girl that walked in the coffee shop last time. That girl had on classy clothes and a hot companion by her side. This girl had on a pair of comfy jeans, a plain but pretty long-sleeved red shirt, her hair was up in a ponytail, and she was without a partner. The last girl seemed to be full of life and this thin, tired girl just looked in desperate need for a hot drink and a small treat.
That I feel myself surrender
Each time I see your face.
I am staggered by your beauty,
Your unassuming grace.
And I feel my heart is turning,
Falling into place.
I can't hide
Now hear my confession.
"What can I do you for?" a middle age man named, at least from his nametag, Robby asked. Kairi smiled sheepishly up at his large form.
"Can I please have a vanilla cappuccino and one of those big chocolate brownies," Kairi asked softly as she pointed to the selection of brownies she had been eyeing. She covered her stomach with her hands when she felt it growl.
"Coming right up," the man bent down and started her order. He sent a look back at Kairi and raised an eyebrow as he scanned her body, "Such a big appetite for such a small girl. Highschool make you hungry or something?" he asked casually, trying to make conversation.
"Heh. I don't attend high school. I'm twenty-two," Kairi said sweetly even though she was personally offended. Did she really look like a she was fifteen?
The man had a light pink tint covering his cheeks as he placed the brownie and cappuccino on the counter, "Sorry, you're just... radiant with youth..."
Yeah. Bullshit.
"That'll be 10.89," Robby stated. After paying, Kairi gave Robby a slight playful glare and grabbed her order. She walked over to one of the small wooden oval tables in the middle of the café and took a seat.
I have been wrong about you
Thought I was strong without you
For so long
Nothing could move me
For so long
Nothing could change me
Kairi idly sipped her cappuccino as she rested her chin in the palm of her hand. Her eyes focused on the smooth wooden tabletop as if it was the most interesting thing in the world. She didn't want to look up from it. The more she was in the coffee shop, the more she thought about Sora. She didn't want that. What made her come to this place anyway? I mean, out of all places, why here?
She knew why. She missed him. No, she just didn't miss him. She missed him tremendously. His strong arms, his eyes, his hair, everything... and all she had left was memories. The coffee shop, mint ice cream, clay hearts... that's all she had to hang on to. She hated it.
Now I feel myself surrender
Each time I see your face
I am captured by your beauty
Your unassuming grace
And I feel my heart is turning
Falling into place
I can't hide
Now hear my confession
You are the air that I breath
You're the ground beneath my feet
When did I stop believing?
The warm coffee, the quiet café, and the thinking all made Kairi tired. She felt her shoulders relax as her eyelids lowered. Her hand dropped from her chin and rested on the table. Kairi laid her head on top of her folded arms. She was about to get something she hadn't had in a week. Sleep.
Cause I feel myself surrender
Each time I see your face
I am staggered by your beauty
Your unassuming grace
And I feel my heart
Falling into place
I can't hide
Now hear my confession
I can't hide
Now hear my confession
Hear my confession
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"So you just got back?"
"Yeah. It lasted forever."
"Oh?"
"Yeah, but I'm here now. So that's all that matters," the feminine voice came out in a flirtatious tone as she grabbed the man's shirt and started taking it off.
"Are you sure about this?"
"I thought we loved each other.."
"But what about the-"
"Shhhh..."
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"Baby! I was watching Care Bears!" Selphie yelled as she watched her fiancé flop onto the couch and automatically change the TV station to football.
"But my team is playing! This is way more important darling," Tidus said, not even tearing his ocean blue eyes away from the TV screen.
"It is NOT! Care Bears save the world! All that football does is give huge guys injuries and boys a chance to see up a cheerleaders skirt occasionally..."
Tidus sighed and slowly turned to face his love. How could he put this gently? He took Selphie's hand and looked straight into her emerald eyes.
"Baby. How do I tell you this..." Tidus sighed, "Care Bears. Is. Gay."
Selphie's emerald eyes grew wide as she looked at Tidus in disbelief, "How CAN you say that!"
"Dude, It's about gay little bears in different shades of colors with some freaking tattoo-ish things on their stomach trying to save the world."
That just pushed her button to far. Selphie grabbed the remote from Tidus and turned the television off. She quickly got up and stuffed it in her pant's pocket.
Tidus nearly went into shock. He jumped up from the couch and stuck out his hand, "Give me the remote."
"Nope!" Selphie yelled childishly as she took a step back.
"Selphie Tilmitt... give me that remote!" Tidus barked as he took a threatening step forward. He really needed to know the score of that game.
"No!" Selphie laughed as she ran out of the room. Tidus swore under his breath as he raced after her.
"Darn woman! You're going to get it!" Tidus couldn't help but laugh when he watched Selphie scramble up the stairs.
"What are you going to do? Put me over your knee and give me a spanking? Ha!"
"For a girl who acts seven, possibly!" Tidus hollered as he got to the top of the stairs. Everything instantly became quiet. He smirked as he started to walk around the upper level of the house.
"Oh Selphie, where are you? Come to Tidus.." Tidus cooed as he looked around one room but didn't see anything. His eyes held a spark of determination as he stepped out the room. Where was Miss Sunshine?
Tidus walked a little ways down and halted when he saw something. It was a yellow ribbon. The exact same yellow ribbon Selphie had been wearing in her chestnut hair. He smiled and walked into the dim room. He made sure he locked the door.
"Okay. If you come out now and hand over the remote without fighting, you won't face severe punishment," Tidus said playfully as he took a step forward. Selphie didn't come out. Tidus grinned, "Fine. I'll find you..."
After searching the room, he went directly for the bathroom. As Tidus was passing by the open closet, someone jumped on top of him.
"Boo!" Selphie screamed as she climbed up onto Tidus' back. Tidus chuckled and tilted his head to look up at her.
"I thought I was suppose to find you?"
"You took to long!" Selphie smiled but froze when she saw the evil grin on Tidus' face. She felt his hands fall from her bottom to her feet. Tidus continued to hold Selphie upside down as he placed her in front of him. He raised one hand in the air as the other held Selphie's feet. She gasped.
"You wouldn't!"
"You're right. I wouldn't unless you were really out of line. You're not really out of line. You're really really out of line. So you'll suffer something much more tormenting."
"What's that?"
"This," Tidus laughed as he gently placed his fingers on her butt and started to wiggle them. Selphie started to laugh really hard.
"S-St-Stop!"
"Nope."
"You-You-You're be-BEING un-unfair!" Selphie managed to squeal out in her fit of giggles. Tidus only made his fingers roam around faster.
"And taking the remote from me is fair?"
"You t-to-took it fro-from m-me first! I-I'm right!"
"What was that?" Tidus asked as he bent down a little so he could tickle her sides.
"Okay! Okay! Y-You're right!"
Tidus grinned, "The remote, ticklish butt?"
Selphie groaned as she gave her fiancé the remote, "Care Bears is over anyways..."
"Awww, I love you baby."
"Yeah, I love you too... I HOPE YOUR TEAM LOSES!" Selphie yelled as she watched Tidus leave the room.
"Sore Loser," Tidus mumbled as he flipped back on the TV.
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It was a rare moment indeed. Kairi actually woke up with a smile on her face. She had gotten the long nap she deserved. Her smile grew as she closed her eyelids tighter in happiness. She was surprised that one of the workers didn't come wake her up. She took in a deep breath, it smelled like warm vanilla. It was probably because of her cappuccino. Kairi exhaled and opened her eyes. Her eyes lazily scanned the area.
"WAIT A MINUTE!" Kairi's cerulean eyes nearly popped out of her head, "This isn't Amor's Café. It's!"
"My room," came a soft masculine voice. Kairi didn't dare face the voice. She stared straight ahead at the wall.
"...Sora?"
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EVIL CLIFFHANGER! Hahahahahahah! I LOVE IT! So Yep, I hope ya'll don't have a big heart attack like Kairi almost had! So like it? Don't? STILL LEAVE A REVIEW! You know I love them! Love ya'll!
Happy Thanksgiving!
Chibi Neko-Chan