Ok ppl chapter 2 this is it and if you are wondering why this chapter was posted so soon well I started on it really early really really early while the fanfic site was having probs. Does anyone know how to put page breaks in the fics I can't get it to work……………..

Amaya: you guys are such retards…….

Val: well at least were not as retarded as naruto ha I mean he is a demon you know right?

Zhou li: yeah I know, but I don't think amaya knew that yet.

Amaya: I am so gonna kill you Val! And you too Zhou li I told you once already to be nice to him!

Inner amaya: oh yeah finally a chance to knock some sense into those two idiots!

(A/n not only sakura has an inner self I know I do and he is insane and loves Oreos and for some reason is called Sarge and wears red armor.)

Amaya proceeded to pummel Val and Zhou li.

Val: wtf! That hurts! God what did I say man….

Zhou li: you know amaya you should really go easier on him I mean he didn't really do anything wrong.

Amaya: Zhou li.

Zhou li: yes?

Amaya: I suggest you start running.

Zhou li:………..why would I do that……… o god not…. Crap.

Amaya proceeded to beat Zhou li up worse than Val.

Zhou li: why o why did she do that Val?

Val: I don't know lets just prank her and get her back that way!

inner amaya: ha! I got them! Now maybe they will think on what they say!

Amaya: hey Val Zhou li you want to go a………there gone…..

inner amaya: I can't believe they disserted me! Now they're gonna pay!

So were else at some time a little later than I wanted it to be………..

Val: ha lets see I guess that she likes naruto that is why she is always protecting him so lets pull a prank on him to get back at her!

Zhou li: yes perfect it is elementary my dear Val!

Vcv: if you ever say that again I will obliterate you in the coolest flashiest and shiniest impractical painful way possible!

Zhou li: you made me say it!

Vcv: do you wanted to be obliterated

Zhou li: well no, but…..

Val: can I obliterate him!

Vcv: no Val it is my job to do that maybe latter.

Val: awwwwwwwww man.

Zhou li: wtf! Val!

Val: what I like to obliterate things……

Some where else that some other people are at……….

Peirs: hey are we still in morrowind?

Valkyre: ummmmm no I believe we are in the popular anime TV shoe naruto!

Peirs: dam it!

Val: Peirs! What is it with you and profanity?

Peirs: we have just been shipped away to a kiddy TV show as punishment because of you!

Valkyre: it ain't kiddy u fagot!

Peirs: you son of a bi…..

Vcv: ack! What are you two still doing here go back to morrowind! Go shoo go now! Screw it ill zap you away!

I being the author zapped really cool blue lightning at them and they were gone.

Vcv: now that they are gone I can get back too the real story!

Back to where we are supposed to be at…………

Amaya: hey naruto!

Naruto: eh what oh it's you what do you want?

Amaya: I thought you could use some help with cleaning up the hokage statues. Want any?

Naruto: sure! Hey why are you helping me any way I thought you hated me just like those guys you hang out with Val and Zhou li.

Amaya: ummmmm no actually I don't I've been trying to get them off your case all year but they don't listen to me…….

inside Naruto's mind: kool maybe amaya likes me….. That is awesome to bad sakura won't act like amaya……. (N/A ok naruto can't have an inner naruto he is already crazy so he is his inner naruto make sense if so good for you if not don't ask me what it meant.)

Amaya: ummmmm naruto are you ok? You're drooling…..

Naruto: o ummmmm Yay sorry.

On top of the hokage's statues………..

Val: perfect! They're both there ok here is the plan you drop the water balloons full of paint on then I will then commence to drop feathers and randomly flavored pie on them ok?

Zhou li: ok bombs away!

Zhou li drop 10 water balloons full of paint on the unknowing amaya and naruto!

Zhou li: bull's eye!

Val then commenced to drop feathers and randomly flavored pie on them.

Val: you know that was pretty good except for one thing.

Zhou li: what's that?

Iruka sensei: you know Val it is very unpleasant to be hit in the head with pie! And Zhou li I do so hate being drenched from head to foot in paint.

Val: ummmmm heh heh ummmmm Iruka sensei you know that we weren't aiming for you right?

Zhou li: yeah we were aiming for amaya and naruto!

Iruka sensei: I am very displeased with you follow me to the hokage he will find a punishment worthy of you!

Val: yes Iruka sensei.

Zhou li: yes Iruka fagot.

Iruka sensei: what was that?

Zhou li: I only said yes Iruka sensei!

Iruka sensei: I thought that was what you said.

Iruka smiled warmly all the while thinking how much trouble these guys would be in.

How was chapter 2? Hope you liked it! O and I'm basing Zhou li and amaya on a couple of my friends so give it up to them for the attitude of amaya and Zhou li!