Disclaimer- All that I, Rin Sparrow, own is the Great Fairy. This Great Fairy to be precise. Enjoy this longer chap.

The notes of Zelda's Lullaby echoed through the Fountain as Link awaited the usual cackle of the Great Fairy. But none came. Nothing came for that matter. Link then tried to position himself better. He centered himself on the Triforce (on which moss was beginning to grow) on the steps before the fountain. He squared his shoulders brought the ocarina up to his mouth and played Zelda's Lullaby perfectly, keeping in time and playing it softly.

It was then that the Fairy erupted from the centre of the pool. She appeared not with a creepy cackle but with an "Arrg! How I despise that damn song!"

The Great Fairy looked almost exactly like the other Fairies did. She was as curvy and busty as the other Fairies and her only clothing was that of ivy vines. Her hair was hot pink and back into three sections.

But what was different about the Great Fairy startled Link. Her eyes were big and green, and her face looked younger and more appealing of that of the other Fairies. She did not have a smile like her Fairy counterparts did but a scowl. Instead of that seductive pose or cross-legged-with-her-face-resting-in-her hand pose, she had her arms crossed over her chest and her left leg extended slightly for support. She stared down at Link without actually realizing who he was.

"Well!" she asked in an annoyed voice. "What do you want?"

Link stammered. "Uh.. Well, you see, I played Zelda's Lullaby and.. uh.. aren't you gonna give me something?"

"Oh! So that's how you think I work, huh? You come to serenade me and I give you something you DESIRE?" She said, agitation rising in her voice with each word.

"No!" Link responded quickly, "I usually get some sort of Magic Power."

"For THAT? For one measly little tune that I could easily play for myself?"

"Um… yes?" Link was almost too scared to say 'yes'. The Great Fairy's face grew redder with each answer he provided. At his last remark, she looked like she was about to explode.

"Okay, okay, fine. I won't ask for anything," He said coolly as he turned his back to leave and muttered, "psychotic whore."

The Fairy swooped down from her pool with grace and placed herself in front of him. She grabbed the two collars of his shirt, (yes, there are two, the white one and the green one) and looked into his cerulean eyes.

Link jerked back in shock from her sudden appearance in front of him. He notice a smile that seemed sincere, yet it creeped him out a bit.

"Would you like to see how psychotic and whore-like I can be, Link?" There was a twinkle in her eye when the word 'whore' came from her mouth. She had closed her eyes and brought her lips to his.

Link's eyes were still wide, but soon they slowly closed into her kiss. He felt her tongue roam his mouth slowly. He wasn't quite sure what to do. 'Ha!' taunted a voice in Link's head, 'You've never been kissed!'

Sure, Link had been kissed before, but not on the lips. He had received kisses from girls before, but they were shy and on the cheek, and he was about ten. But this, this was far from shy, and the Great fairy's tongue was tickling his cheek from the inside. Not to mention Link was seventeen now.

'How did I accomplish this?' he thought, 'How have I not been kissed with, practically five fiancées?' But before Link had time to relive possible kissing moments, his current kiss had ended.

'Damn,' he thought again, 'I missed the whole thing!'

He looked up into the Great Fairy's eyes. They were red! Wait, no they weren't.

She was smiling at him, and he was hooked. She saw this for his large eyes reflected no light. 'Hurray!' she thought, 'he's under my spell now. My revenge shall soon be had!'

She cackled and evil cackle, then took it back, for she found it too much of a cliché, and laughed and evil, sexy woman's laugh (one of which she was very proud), and pulled the dazed Link over to her pool.

Then both she and Link were sucked back into the bottom from whence she came.

The Princess Zelda awoke from her crystal prison. She coughed and then pricked her ears. She heard music.

As she through the floor beneath her, which she found strange, she saw the King of Evil, Ganondorf. He looked bored. He was playing the Nintendo theme (or so it seemed), with one index finger. He played each note the same length.

Well, there's Chap number 2. I make it sound like they're my friends. Heh.. Well.. Read and review, since you seemed to like the first so much -