Disclaimer- I own nothing.. not even the Nintendo themes, but I do own the Great Fairy.. at least, this one.
Zelda stared down at Ganondorf in a bored manner. He now started to play the Basement Music. Zelda followed along in her head. –Thunk, mistake…. – Thunk, and another.
'Where is Link?' Zelda thought. 'I'm getting bored and so is Ganondorf.'
Zelda was not helpless in her crystalline tube. She could feel that breaking out of it was easy. It appeared to be and eighth of an inch thick. A flick from her middle finger could shatter it. But Zelda stayed where she was. She was only here for Link. She was making pretend that she was helpless in Ganondorf's power so that Link would save her. But Link kept on losing.
"Are you as bored as I am?" The King of Evil droned, as if to no one.
The princess started. She looked down at him. He was having some trouble with the Basement Music. Zelda did as she thought before and flicked the crystal encasing her. It shattered and she floated to the floor.
She walked over to the organ bench and said, "Shove."
Ganondorf slid up the bench to the higher notes of the organ. Zelda sat next to him and played the Basement Music nearly flawlessly with her right hand.
When she finished, she gave Ganondorf a taunting look. A smirk spread across her face.
"Feh! Anyway," Ganondorf said, annoyed. 'I wish Link would get here."
Zelda started again. "You want him here? You're that eager to pummel him near to death? You're THAT sadistic?" Zelda's voice rose with every sentence.
"No! I just want to see his really…great…feat — oh crap."
Zelda smirked once more. Then her face twisted into a puzzled look. Why were her actions so repetitive? Then she snapped back to reality. "Haha! You like Liiink! You like Liiink!"
Ganondorf repeated her. "You like Liiink!"
"Yeah, but I can, I'm a girl he's a guy. It's normal." She snickered. "But guy on guy? Gross. Well.. you with any guy is gross. Haha!"
"Ohhhh, having gay fantasies now, are we?"
"Well, you certainly are!"
"Ah, but what princess' mind is so impure to think of men on men?"
"What kind of 'king' fantasizes on being on men?"
Ganondorf paused sheepishly. He blushed a little. Then his mind ran to Link. He thought of his blond hair, big cerulean eyes, nice, toned little body… Then he received a sharp slap in the face.
"Stop thinking about my future husband!" Zelda ordered.
"No, you stop thinking about MY future husband!"
Zelda shuddered. She pictured Link and Ganondorf hand in hand coming out of the Temple of Time. It rained petals in her vision. But then she realized—
"Who would wear the dress!" She shouted in horror.
Ganondorf laughed. "Let's make a deal. Whoever finds Link first, gets to keep him. Fair enough?"
"That's not fair to Link," the princess replied, "to treat him like a prize. And besides, I'm the one who Link is supposed to rescue, not the other way around!"
"Well, I could encase you in a thicker crystal and find Link and have him all to myself, if that's what you want."
Zelda paused to think. 'What is Ganondorf? Stupid? He should have just done that before he said anything. What an idiot."
"No, never mind. You have a deal."
They shook hands on it. Ganondorf's hand was easily large enough to surround Zelda's head.
Ganondorf broke the handshake and went for the door to the south. He shut the door behind him and Zelda distinctly heard him lock it.
"You are such a cheap-ass, Ganondorf!" Zelda yelled at the door. She could hear his booming laughter from behind the door growing more distant.
"Well, only one thing to do now," she said aloud, "Time for a meeting with the sages!"
There you have it, Chapter 3! Yay! Ok, readers.. here's where I want your help. I need to change the genre of this story. When / if you review, please state what you think it should be, but it's going to remain romance, so you can't change that.
. ugh.. and I need more ideas into my head. I've kinda started a new one in my head… that's completely different..:S