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Zelda summoned the Six Sages. In a flash of six different coloured lights, they appeared before her, in a circle.
Zelda gave a light laugh, "Glad you all could come." Then the smile wiped from her face. "We have a serious issue, here. Link, the Hero of Time, is missing. What I require is that all of you search for him. And gather trustworthy people, such as that farm girl at Lon Lon Ranch."
Five of the Sages nodded in comprehension, but Ruto gasped in horror. She made accusing faces at Zelda and stormed out in a rage. She left in search of Link so that she may have him to herself.
"Uh, I was gonna tell you all where you should look, but Ruto, the enormous blue ditz has left," Zelda continued annoyed. "But I think the easiest and most obvious thing to do is to look in the areas of your temples. I will search the field, and contact the Ranch girl. Go! Before Ganondorf finds him!"
"Whoa, whoa, whoa! Ganondorf? There's no way I'm gonna come face-to-face with him and expect to emerge victorious. Especially since he'll be in my area anyway!" Nabooru shouted in an annoyed tone.
"Why would he be in your area, Nabooru? Sure, he's a Gerudo, but your people aren't faithful to him anymore." Zelda retorted, conjuring strips of cloth into her hands.
There was a long silence while Zelda continued to summon objects. She looked at the remaining Sages with an annoyed and puzzled look. "Well?" She shrieked, "Get you're asses out there and—" She stopped, realizing her language. "Ahem," she continued, "Go and find our Hero of Time."
The Sages left in their flash of coloured lights. Sniggering could be heard as they left.
'Damn,' thought Zelda. 'So much for coming off princess-ey.'
She summoned a tight blue Sheikah suit and slipped on the one piece with difficulty. Then a corresponding chest cover appeared along with a mangy looking scarf. She used the strips of cloth as bandages on a few fingers, around her chest to hide her gender. "Oh, damn, I forgot!" She conjured a bottle and a case shaped like the number 8. As she was about to pour the mixture in the bottle into her hand, she noticed the bandages on her fingers.
"Oh, Evil Realm!" She put down the bottle and removed the bandages on the tips of her fingers. She looked down at the bottle, then the 8-case. "I'd better put those in first.."
She picked up the case and opened one compartment and placed a red contact lens into her left eye. She cringed and held her eye and rubbed it carefully not to have the contact fall out. She lifted up her head and blinked several times. "Okay, it's alright." She repeated the same with the right contact lens in her right eye.
Zelda then removed the crown from her head and the hair tied to the back of her head fell in front of her face, covering her left eye. She then piled her hair on the top of her head and quickly and neatly wrapped the thicker bandages around her hair.
She rolled up her sleeves and picked up the bottle. She squeezed the liquid into her hand and spread it around on her hands and forearms. She squeezed more into her hand and proceeded to rub the liquid on her face carefully.
When Zelda finished, she looked at a mirror in Ganondorf's room. She admired her "tan" and red eyes. She smirked at her reflection in the mirror, then finished wrapping the bandages around her fingers.
Once her "tan" dried, she put the chest cloth on with the Shiekah symbol on it. She then picked up the scarf and wrapped it loosely around her neck and mouth. She went back to the mirror, smiled (although she couldn't see it), and said in a relatively manly voice, "Perfect!"
Took me damn long enough, huh? Almost a week after I promised.. sorta.. ha! Well, that's it, the next chapter will go back to Link and the "Fairy". Enjoy! And please read and review!