Disclaimer: Same as Chappie 1. Don't own any of the characters, blah blah blah.
WARNING: DO NOT READ THIS STORY IF YOU ARE 12 OR UNDER, OR YOU WILL BE OVERFLOWED WITH DISTURBING CONTENT, STRONG LANGUAGE, AND MORE DISTURBING AND GAY MATTER.
Starting on this chapter, anyway. So...
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Here's chapter two:
CHAPPIE 2:
THE SERIOUSLY DISTURBING INTRODUCTION
Naruto: Think of a name.
Sakura: Why?
Naruto: Just do it.
Kakashi: How about "Come Come Paradise"?
P U N C H
Kurenai: One more word about that book and I'll burn all your collection of it!
Naruto: NO! THEY'RE MINE! I LENT KAKASHI-SENSEI IT!
Jakotsu: What about Gay Lords? -Hic-
Renkotsu: No, no no no no. We should -Hic- name it Old -Hic- Mc-Donald Had a -Hic- Gay Chicken!
Sasori: …That is SO gay.
Chouji: I need food! FOOD! FOODY FOODY FOOD! -Drools-
Inuyasha: I want my mommy! -Crying-
Itachi: I want my Sasuke-chan! -Sob-
Tenten: Did I appear before?
Neji: Now that I think about it, not really.
Miroku: -Holds Tenten's hand- Will you bear my children?
Sango: -Turns red as flaming…um, fireballs float around her?-
Tenten: ….-Cuts Miroku's head off-
Neji: OMG! -Screams like a girl-
Tenten: …Haven't you ever seen someone getting killed?
Neji: Not by you! WAH! Tenten's mean to me! MOMMY!
Sasori: …That is SO gay.
Itachi: Join the club.
Neji: -Sits in corner with Inuyasha and Itachi and starts to suck thumb-
Everyone: They're insane…
Temari: Kankurou's next!
Kankurou: Um, no thanks! -Backs away slowly from Temari-
Hinata: Um… I-I wants to…live…
Naruto: I WANT RAMEN!
Luffy: I WANT MEAT!
Akamaru: ARF!
Kikyou: NOT AGAIN! -Slaps her forehead-
Kiba: -Sighs- No, Akamaru, you went to potty already two minutes ago! Can't you hold it?
Akamaru: Grrr….
Kiba: WHAT DID YOU SAY!
Sakura: I thought we were supposed to think of a name.
SILENCE
Shino: ….
Kanna: ….
Naruto: Ramen?
Kagome in Kanna's mirror: AWWW! THEY'RE BONDING! AGAIN!
Kanna: -Tapes duct tape over Kagome's soul's mouth-
Kagome In Kanna's mirror: Mmm mm mm mmm MM! (A/N translation: Get this duct tape off me or I'll throw myself off the empire state building!)
Kanna: Please do so.
Inuyasha: -Sob, sob, sniff- WAHNESS! DA-DA! I WANT MY BOTTLE!
-Shoom-
-Whizz-
-Thud-
-Disintegrates-
Kikyou: -Wipes forehead- Phew, now it's over.
Itachi: Sasuke-chan! Inuyasha-chan! WAH!
Sasuke: …Um, I'm still here.
Itachi: Sasuke-chan! -Starts chasing Sasuke, again-
Sasuke: OMG! I need my MOMMY! -Starts running-
Itachi: -Squeals- That is SO CUTE, Sasuke-chan! I need my mommy, too! Mommy! Mommy! Da-da?
Sasori: That is SO gay.
Shino: …This is ridiculous….
Itachi: Keep your ass away from this.
Shino: ….
Evil Narrator: MUHAHAHAHAHAHA- -Gasps and chokes- … I think I swallowed my mint.
Sakura: NOT YOU AGAIN! -Punches Evil Narrator and he/she flies at least 1 mile away-
Sakura: -Holds Sasuke's hand- Come on, Sasuke-kun! Let's go somewhere else! -Drags Sasuke-
Itachi: -Going crazy- NO! Sasuke-chan! Don't go! WAH!
Sasuke: I don't like either of you! -Stares helplessly-
Sakura: -Sob- S-so the rumors are t-true? -Sniff- You like Naruto?
Sasuke: x.X Hell NO!
Sakura: -Ignores Sasuke- Yes…the almighty Sasuke-kun is GAY!
Itachi: He IS? -Gasp- HE CAN BE GAY WITH ME!
Sasuke: HELL NO!
Itachi: YES!
Sasuke: NO!
Itachi: YES!
Sasuke: NO!
Itachi: YES!
Sasuke: NO!
Itachi: YES!
Sasuke: NO! Fine! I like Sakura, OKAY!
Sakura: -Gasp- REALLY! -Turns red- ZOMG THIS IS THE HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE!
Sasuke: -Grumbles- At least I'm not gay…
Itachi: -Sulks- But can't you be gay with me too?
Sakura: Oh, Sasuke-kun--!
Inner Sakura: HA HA! IN YOUR FACE, INO-PIG!
Ino: HEY! But Sasuke-kun, don't you like ME? -Pouts-
Shikamaru: Women are so troublesome…
Ino: Stop saying that you pineapple head! -Punches Shikamaru-
Chouji: -Munch munch- (A/N: He somehow got his chips back!)
Sakura: -Drags Sasuke- Come on, Sasuke-kun! Let's go to the mall!
Sasuke: Oh my God! How did I get in this mess?
Kikyou: Two gone. Three down. A hundred more to go.
Neji: Tenten, are you less mean now? -Whiny-
Tenten: …Um, no.
Neji: -Backs into the corner and starts sucking thumb-
Tenten: Why did Neji turn into such an idiot?
Neji: -Whips around- I heard that, Tenten! It's all your fault!
Lee: YOSH! The GREAT AZURE BEAST of KONOHA is BACK! -Posing-
Naruto: -Gapes- When did YOU come back to life!
Kanna: He didn't. We're all dead now. He just fainted.
Naruto: -Jaws drops to the ground- We're DEAD!
Sakura: Idiot.
Naruto: -Stunned-
Kiba: He just knows WE'RE all dead. What an idiot.
Naruto: HEY!
Kiba: What?
Naruto: Don't dis me in front of my face!
Shino: …
Temari: Why don't we play Truth or Dare? I'm bored.
Ino: Sure! How about you, Sasuke-kun?
Sakura: Oh, no, Ino. I was gonna be the one to ask!
Naruto: LET'S PLAY! Truth or Dare…Sakura-chan!
Sasori: Well, that was obvious.
Sakura: Um…dare?
Naruto: -Grins- I dare you to KISS me!
Sakura: NO WAY!
Naruto: -Pouts- Scaredy-cat.
Sakura: Grr…fine!
Naruto: Oh yeah! Oh, and you have to do it ON THE LIPS.
Sakura: …too bad. You only said to kiss you!
Inner Sakura: HA! TAKE THAT, BAKA NARUTO!
MEANWHILE, ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ROOM…
Itachi: Truth of Dare, Sasuke-chan!
Sasuke: …truth.
Itachi: -Pouts- Fine! Do you like me?
Sasuke: No.
Itachi: -Sulks away-
MEANWHILE AFTER SAKURA KISSED NARUTO…
Naruto: OHHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! WHOO-HOO!
Sakura: Oh puuhleese. I only kissed you on the hand.
Naruto: SO?
Sakura: Urg…. Truth or Dare…Shino!
Shino: …Dare….
Sakura: -Evil smile- I dare you to sing…"Sunglasses at Night"!
Shino: …Crap. -Starts singing- I wear sunglasses at night, I wear sunglasses at night….
Everyone: -Laughing-
Hinata: Shino-k-kun, are y-you okay?
Kiba: -Laughs- THAT was -laughs- FITTING!
Akamaru: Arf! -Snorts, kind of like snickering-
Shino: …-Blushes but you can't see it because of his collar and his sunglasses, which he just sang about in his gay song- Kiba, truth or dare?
Kiba: Truth!
Shino: Damn. Do you like Hinata?
Kiba: -Blushes- Um…uh…
Hinata: -Blushes and looks away-
Kiba: Uh…maybe?
Sakura: AWW! SOO CUTE- -suddenly stops- Hinata, I thought you liked Naruto!
Naruto: EH?
Sasuke: Idiot. You just won the #1 Stupidest Ninja award.
Naruto: Huh? If I'm an idiot, then how am I suppose to win a award… -Thinks for ten seconds- WHAT THE! HEY!
Sakura & Sasuke: I-DIOT! HA HA!
Naruto: -Cries- Kakashi-sensei!
Kakashi: -Giggles- What?
Naruto: Sasuke and Sakura are bullying me! -Sob-
Kakashi: Really? Good job, Sasuke and Sakura!
Naruto: HEY! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO STICK UP FOR ME!
Kakashi: -Surprised- Really?
Naruto: Grr…. Truth or Dare, Kakashi-pervert!
Kakashi: Dare! Of course! -Giggle-
Naruto: -Evil grin- I… dare you to kiss Gai somewhere in the face!
Kakashi: Sure! -Giggle-
Sakura: I think Kakashi-sensei is drunk.
Kakashi: -Dancing around- Gai, my lovely rival, where are you? Gai!
Gai: HERE I AM, MY RIVAL KAKASHI!
Tenten: I HOPE they're drunk… It'll be a horror if they weren't.
Kakashi: Gai! I have to-
-BEEP- THIS PROGRAM IS WAYY TOO GAY TO BE EVER SHOWN ON TV, SOOO… WAIT, I THINK I MEANT ON PAPER, NOT TV. WHY AM I SAYING THIS ANYWAYS? WHATEVER, THIS LITTLE COMMENT COST ME 5 BUCKS, YOU BETTER PAY ME BACK, WHOEVER'S READING THIS RETARDED THING. BACK TO THE
S T O R Y:
Everyone: UUGG! EWW! GROSS! DISGUSTING!
Gai: AHHH! KAKASHI JUST POISONED MY YOUTH!
Kakashi: Want to do it again? -Wink wink-
Everyone: EWWW!
Lee: GAI-SENSEI! -Begins to cry- HOW DARE YOU POISON GAI-SENSEI'S YOUTHFUL FLAMING YOUTH!
Sakura: Kakashi…sensei, are you drunk?
Kakashi: -Surprised- I am? Wow!
Sasuke: O…kay… I will forever be scarred. (A/N: SCARRED! NOT SCARED!)
Jakotsu: -Pouts- I was supposed -Hic- to be the hic Gay Lord! Hic
Kakashi: Okay, NOW I have to
-BEEP- …YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
Everyone: THAT WAS JUST WRONG! WRONG!
Kagura: That silver headed man didn't just kiss that bowl headed idiot again, did he?
Kanna: He…did…
Kagura: Oh my god…
Gai: -Freezes- AHHHH! SO THAT'S HOW YOU'RE GOING TO BEAT ME! MY RIVAL, KAKASHI, IS NO LONGER STRAIGHT!
Neji: Nor were you. (A/N: Yes, he turned normal!)
Tenten: YES! Thanks god, Neji! You're normal!
Neji: Hn.
Kakashi: -Hic- -Glug- -Wipe-
Sakura: Thanks god he's drunk. Whew!
Jakotsu: I WAS SUPPOSED -Hic- TO BE THE GAY -Hic- LORD! NO FAIR! -Hic- -Pouts-
Temari: …whatever. Truth or Dare, Shikamaru?
Shikamaru: …Truth. Dares are too troublesome….
Temari: Who do you like better? Me or pig?
Ino: HEY! -Turns purple-
Shikamaru: Uh…too troublesome?
Temari: CHOOSE!
In Shikamaru's head: If I choose Temari, Ino will beat the crap out of me. If I choose Ino, Temari, Kankurou and Gaara will kill me…-Sigh-
Shikamaru: …Um…none of you?
Ino & Temari: What…did…you…SAY!
Shikamaru: I dunno. -Yawns-
Flay: Here I am! -Bounce- (A/N: It was suppose to be flounce, but since it -the word- looks like bounce, so…)
Shikamaru: Why is that girl bouncing?
Ino: Don't change the frikken' subject!
Shikamaru: -Sigh- …neither of you? -Ino and Temari have bad memories. REALLY bad ones at that.-
SILENCE
Shikamaru: …You're okay with that, right?
-SHIKAMARU CAN BE SEEN GETTING CHEWED UP BY A VERY HUNGRY CHOUJI WHILE GETTING BEATEN THE CRAP OUTTA HIM BY INO. MEANWHILE, TEMARI IS RELAXING ON A LAWN CHAIR, SIPPING GINGER TEA AND ENJOYING THE VIEW.-
Kiba: Why did you eat him, Chouji? I thought you have your chips back.
Chouji: -Chewing on Shikamaru's arm- Because I never back down from food! -Munch-
Everyone: -Sweatdrop-
Kiba: …Truth of Dare…Neji.
Neji: Dare. -Ties bow in his BROWN hair. BROWN. NOT BLACK.-
Kiba: …I dare…you to kiss…uh…Lee or Tenten.
Neji: …which?
Kiba: Both!
Neji: …K.
Kiba: You asked for it. -Shrugs-
Neji: Crap!
Tenten: Neji! Don't swear!
Lee: HAI! YOU SHOULDN'T WASTE YOUR FLAMING YOUTH WHILE YOU ARE STILL YOUTHFUL!
SILENCE
Neji: So…I have to kiss Tenten and Lee?
Kiba: -Nods-
Neji: Damn!
Tenten: -Blushes-
Lee: -Grins- (A/N: What else is he suppose to do?)
Neji: At least he didn't say on the lips….
MEANWHILE…
Itachi: …Sasuke-chan, do you like me now?
Sasuke: No.
Itachi: -Sulk- Okay.
FIVE MINUTES LATER…
Itachi: Now?
Sasuke: FOR THE HUNDERDTH TIME, NO!
AN HOUR LATER…
Itachi: …now?
Sasuke: NO! I TOLD YOU ALREADY!
Deidara: …SHUT UP! I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!
Sasori: The Akatsuki has disgrace itself again and again and again…
Itachi: Oh shut up.
MEANWHILE…
Neji: This…is…WRONG!
Lee: -Running around in circles- MY HAND BURNS! IT BURNS!
Tenten: -Blushes furiously-
Kagome in Kanna's mirror: SO KAWAII! THEY MAKE A PERFECT…COUPLE!
Kiba: Triple is more like it.
Shino: …
THIS IS GETTING SICK, SO TO ANOTHER VIEW…
Itachi: …now?
Sasuke: I am not going to answer…
Itachi: Now?
Sasuke: -Takes deep breath- I am NOT going to answer…
Itachi: Now now now?
Sasori: Don't you want to kill Itachi? You can do it now…
Sasuke: -Lost in his own thoughts so he didn't hear Sasori-
Itachi: Come on, Sasuke-chan! NOW?
Sasuke: -Getting angry- NO! THAT'S IT! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!
Itachi: -Shrugs- Okay, if I get to fight with you. -Switches Magenkyou Sharingan on-
5 MINUTES LATER…
Itachi: -Posing with some kind of wind blowing his hair, smirking-
Sasuke: -Thinking- Why can't I win…DAMN!
Itachi: Now?
Sasuke: …For God's sake, NO!
Sasori: You are so gay, Itachi.
MEANWHILE…
Jakotsu: -Hic- I'm the -Gulp- gay lord!
Renkotsu: -Singing off tune- OLD MCDONALD HAD A FARM…
Naruto: -Eating fishcake- They're weird.
Shika head: You're actually eating yourself, Naruto. "Naruto" means 'steamed fishcake'.
Flay: Will no one protect me?
Naruto: -Runs up to Flay- I, Naruto Uzumaki, the great steamed fishcake, will protect you!
Miroku: No! I will! Go away you fish head!
Naruto: I'm a fish CAKE, not a fish HEAD! LOSER!
Bankotsu: Cake head? -Hic-
Chouji: -Holding Shika head- Pineapple head!
Shika head: No! I'm not a pineapple! You dim-witted moron!
Everyone: O.O Shikamaru swore…
Shika head: For all you people's information, the word "moron" is not a swear word. "Moron" means idiot, bowl headed…
…LET'S LEAVE SHIKA HEAD RAMBLING ON AND ON…
Temari: -Pokes Shika head with her fan- For once, he didn't say it was troublesome…
Shika head: Quit poking me! Putting a band-aid on is too troublesome!
Temari: Oh yeah? -Pokes harder-
Chouji: I want to eat Shikamaru's head!
Ino: -Snarls- Go ahead!
Shika head: NO! PLEASE, NO, CHOUJI! PLEASE! -Makes puppy eyes-
Chouji: Cool! A puppy eyed pineapple head! -Gulp-
Shino: ….
Kikyou: One down, one eaten, two drunk, one singing…so…there's no more normal people…
From inside Chouji's stomach, Shika head: -Muffled- You're not exactly normal either….
Luffy: HEY PEOPLE! I FOUND AN ALL YOU CAN EAT RESTAURANT!
Zatch: What's a restaurant?
Shika head in Chouji's stomach: It's a place you pay for gourmet food. -Gurgle- It's actually nice in here…wow…who'd thought it'll be nice in someone's stomach?
Zatch: -Pokes Chouji's stomach- How come your stomach's talking?
Chouji: -Evil grin- It's got a mind of its own…
Zatch: COOL! I want one, too!
Sasori: …Whoever you are, you are soo gay.
Zatch: Gay? I'm gay? I'm GAY! YIPPEE!
Everyone: -Anime falls-
Sasori: That is SO gay….
Sakura: -Sweatdrop- Where's Sasuke-kun? He promised to take me to the mall!
Itachi: -Sulks- But he promised ME that he'll go to the mall, birdie-feeding-place, aquarium, the old people places, the zoo, park, another park, the beach, cooking classes—
Sasuke: -Covers ears- NO I DID NOT!
Itachi: -Shouts- YES YOU DID!
Sasuke: NO!
Itachi: YES!
Sasuke: NO!
Itachi: YES!
Sasuke: NO!
Itachi: YES!
Sasuke: NO…oh, what's the use.
Itachi: YES! I WIN! -Drags Sasuke to the mall, birdie-feeding-place, aquarium, the old people place, etc.-
Sakura: NO! SASUKE-KUUUUUUN! WAAHHH! -Sits down in a now empty corner and cries eyes out-
Naruto: Uh… don't cry?
Sakura: ….
Inner Sakura: YOU'RE NOT HELPING HERE YOU… YOU… FISH HEAD CAKE!
Naruto: So… are you going to stop crying?
Sakura: HELL NO! Oops….
Naruto: O.O
Everybody: -Sweatdrop-
Naruto: T.T
Kirara and Akamaru: -Whimpers-
Kiba: -Innocently- Akamaru thinks Sakura sounded like a - -
C R U S H
Kiba: -Not so innocent now- Never mind….
Sakura: I SOUNDED LIKE A "NEVER MIND"!
Kiba: Uh… no? -Whimpers-
Inner Sakura: YOU DAMNED BASTARD! HOW DARE YOU SPEAK LIKE THAT TO ME!
Kyuubi: That girl is scarier than me, the nine-tailed fox!
Naruto: I have to agree. -Pats Kyuubi's head-
Kakashi: Hey! I see you got out of Naruto's body! -Pats Kyuubi- Good job!
Kyuubi: -Losing patience- Why…are…all…these...people…patting me…on the HEAD!
Naruto: Cause you're cute! -Pats Kyuubi on the head again-
O U C H
Naruto: -Screams- AHHHHHHHH! -While blood is squirting from his hand- BAD FOX! BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD FOX! -Points accusingly at Kyuubi-
Kyuubi: You can't stop me! HA HA HA! I'm gonna take over the world! HA HA HA! -Having seizure-
-Shoom-
-Whizz-
-Thud…?-
Kikyou: What the hell…
Kyuubi: HA HA! -Grins painfully- HA HA! I am immortal! HA HA! You cannot beat me! HA HA! TAKE THAT!
Sakura: Grr…-Punches Kyuubi repeatly- TAKE THAAT!
Kyuubi: -Throws up- HA HA! Still alive! HA HA HA!
Kanna: In case you haven't noticed… This is hell and you are dead…
Kikyou: What about Inuyasha? I killed him, no?
Inuyasha: -Running in the background- MOMMY!
Kikyou: -Sweatdrops- Never mind.
Kagome: Inuyasha!
Inuyasha: Kagome!
Kanna: -Looks down at her mirror- I thought she was going to jump off a building…no?
Kagome: I did! I jumped off a building in here!
Sanji: Ah--! KAGOME-HIME!
Kagome: …Kagome-hime?
Sanji: My DEAR PRINCESS, do you want some… la pizza?
Kagome: …I have no idea what you're talking about.
Sanji: Un cafe? Un gâteau? Le the? La creme glacee?
Kagome: -Question mark-
Sanji: -Rattling on and on- Le jambon? Un fruit de mer? Une lasagne? Une tarte? Le pain? Le pepperoni? Une saucisse?….-
Everybody: -BIG question mark- Eh?
Sanji: …Never mind, au revoir!
Kagome: -Thinks hard- Um… bye?
Sanji: -Snaps fingers- YES! Oui, oui!
Kagura: -Shudders- He's freaking me out…
Sanji: -Turns around- Qu'est-ce qui?
Kagura: -Has no idea what the hell Sanji's talking about- Eh?
Sanji: -Sighs- Rien.
Kagura: What!
Sanji: I mean, I mean, nothing!
Kagura: -Fuming-
Sanji: Ah! My dear princesses! -Gets heart shaped eyes and running around holding every female's hand-
Kaede: -Giggles-
Kanna: -Stares at her hands-
Kikyou: He's drunk…
Sanji: -Points to Kaede- Cet acteur a quatre-vingts ans.
Everybody: STOP SPEAKING IN… WHATEVER LANGUAGE YOU'RE SPEAKING IN!
Sanji: It's Français -French- you dim-witted morons! It's the most beautiful language in the world…though not as beautiful as you-- -Holds Hinata's hands-
Hinata: -Stiffens-
Neji: Why you… -Turns Byakugan on-
Sanji: -Turns around to face Neji- Is there a problem, Monsieur?
THE NEXT DAY, IN THE HOSPITAL…
Hinata: Y-You shouldn't ha-have done tha-that, Sa-Sanji-san….
Sanji: -No answer-
Zatch: What's that? -Pokes Sanji's cigarette- OUCH! IT BURNS!
Sanji: -No answer-
Zatch: COOL! -Touches the cigarette over and over again- OUCH! OUCH! UOCH! OUCH! OUCH!
Kiyo: -Punches Zatch on the head- Stop poking it, idiot!
Zatch: -Turns puppy-eyed- WAH! Kiyo called me an idiot! -Cries out waterfalls-
Sanji: Uurruughh.
Shizune: AH! It's flooding!
Kyuubi: HA HA! I CAN DO THE DOGGY PADDLE! HA HA!
Akamaru: Arf! Arf!
Kiba: Akamaru said so can he!
Kirara: -Hissing-
Kiba: -Turns red with embarrassment- SHUT UP, YOU FREAKY CAT WITH FLAMING FEET!
Sanji: Uurruughh.
Kagura: Eh?
Sanji: UURRUUGHH!
Sasori: Shut up.
Sanji: ….
Kiba: -Stops shouting insults at Kirara- We have another Shino!
Shino: …For your information, no we don't.
Kiba: -Amused- Shino talked!
Kanna: …I think he also sang…
Shino: …!
Itachi: -Still dragging Sasuke- Now we'll go visit all the Naruto fans in the world, all the villages, the bookstore, the supermarket, get undressed and run around naked in the streets, buy ice cream-
Sasuke: -Twitching- What?
Itachi: -Sighs- I said, "Now we'll go visit all the Naruto fans in the world, all the villages, the bookstore, the supermarket, get undressed and run around naked in the streets, buy ice cream-"
Sasuke: WTF!
Fangirls: -Whistling- YES! Itachi and Sasuke-
P U N C H
Sakura: Do NOT say that word…
Fangirls: Itachi and SASUKE! -Screams/squeals-
-ITACHI WENT TO SIGN AUTOGRAPHS WHILE SASUKE HID BEHIND THE FUMING SAKURA-
Itachi: -Done signing autographs- Now let's go get Sasuke-chan's autograph!
Sasuke: NO! -Runs away with Itachi and the fangirls chasing-
Sakura: NOO! SASUKE-KUN! -Runs as fast as she can (A/N: Which can be pretty slow) after Sasuke-
Kikyou: Let's see…one eaten, three still drunk, one being chased, one thousand and two chasing…so…fifty more to go!
Everybody: O.O
Hermione: -Trembling- She's better than me at math…-Cries-
Kikyou: HA! IN YOUR FACE! -Starts doing the Pepto Bismol dance-
Everybody: O.O
Kikyou: Nausea. Heartburn. Indigestion. Upset stomach. Diarrhea! YAY, PEPTO BISMOL!
Everybody: …Wow.
Kikyou: YAY, PEPTO BISMOL!
Kaede: Is…she…my sister?
Kikyou: No, I'm not.
Kaede: Okay…
Kikyou: -Stuffing pillows under her shirt- I'm Santa Claus! Ho, ho, ho!
Naruto and Zatch: Yippee--! Santa's here! It's Christmas! Yippee!
Kaede: …It's in the middle of June….
Kikyou, Naruto and Zatch: Oh well!
Cagalli: What in the world….
Kiba: Another Shino!
Akamaru: Arf!
Kiba: Akamaru thinks the new member of the Shino group is-
Cagalii: ASSHOLE, I'm not Shino, you dog boy!
Kiba: Hey!
Akamaru: Arf! Arf arf! Grrrr!
Kiba: Akamaru thinks you're-- -Whispers- you're… -Whimpers- a…
Cagalli: Shut up!
Evil Narrator: I'LL NEVER! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Ichigo: -Scowls- Are you a retard?
Sasori: Yup. AND…he's gay.
Cagalli: This is like…so gay. I'm going…
Miroku: NO! WOULD YOU BEAR MY CHILD!
PUNCHES. KICKS. HEADBUTTS. KICKS AGAIN. PUNCHES AGAIN.
Miroku: -Beaten up- NOO! SHE LEFT!
Sango: -Veins popping-
Sasori: …that is so gay.
Sango: You have a problem with that! -Evil aura-
Sasori: I have plenty.
Sango: Grrr…-Beating Sasori up-
Fangirls: OMG! Itachi-chan and Sasuke-kun are lyke, getting away!
Sasuke: -Running like mad- CRAP, CRAP, CRAP!
Sakura: Sasuke-kun--!
Itachi: Sasuke-chan--!
Naruto: SASUKE-TEME--!
Sasuke: EEEEK! -Runs away, followed by one thousand and two people-
Kikyou: MERRY CHRISTMAS! HO, HO, HO!
Naruto: -Stops chasing Sasuke- Yay! Where's my present, Santa?
Kikyou: Um…lemme see…HERE! -Grabs Zatch by his's hair- HERE'S YOUR NEW MAMODO!
Naruto: YAY! I thought I might be getting ramen, but oh well!
Kiyo: Hey! Zatch's my Mamodo!
Kikyou: Oh well. -Shrugs-
Naruto: YAY!
Kiyo: NO! -Cries waterfalls-
Naruto: YAY! -Oblivious to Kiyo's…well, pain-
Sasuke: Aaaarrgghhh! -Gets trampled under screaming fangirls-
Sakura: NOOOOOOO--SASUKE-KUUUUUNNNNN!
Kikyou: Let's all do the Pepto Bismol Dance!
Kikyou, Naruto and Zatch: NAUSEA, HEARTBURN, INDIGESTION, UPSET STOMACH, DIRRHEA! YAY PEPTO BISMOL!
Itachi: SASUKE-CHAN! BOO-HOO! WAH! I WANT MY DA-DA!
Sasori: Itachi, that is so gay.
Sanji: Selon le journal, il va pleuvoir!
Kanna: ….
Kagura: J…journal?
Sanji: Non! Non!
Sasori: Does that mean you're gay? Which I strongly believe you are.
Zatch: -Pouts- But I'm gay!
Sasori: You can all be gay for all I care.
Sanji: Le petit garçon a la garde de honte.
A French dude: Non!
Everybody: …WTH….
Sanji: Comment triste.
Kagura: -Annoyed- SHUT UP!
Everybody: YEAH!
Sanji + French Dude: -Silent-
Temari: FINALLY! Thank you!
Kagura: -Yells- GREAT! YOU JUST BROKE THE SILENCE! NOW THEY'LL START TALKING FRENCH AGAIN!
Temari: -Stares- YOU'RE TALKING LOUDER!
Sanji: Oui!
Kagura: -Throws what's nearest to her -which is the French Dude- at Sanji- SHUT UP!
Sanji: -Rubbing his head- O-Okay.
Kagura: -Stunned- You speak English!
Temari: DIDN'T YOU JUST SAY SHUT UP!
Kagura: SHUT UP! -Starts a shouting match with Temari-
Sanji: -Shakes head- Vous deux etes tres etrange….
Shika head: Women are SO troublesome…
Chouji: Shut up, stomach!
Shika head: -Monotone- That is no way to treat your own stomach.
Chouji: -Eats furniture-
Shika head: OW! OW! MY HEAD! CHOUJI, STOP EATING CHAIRS!
Ino: Aren't those bad for your stomach?
Chouji: Nope! Not for- -Turns green and runs to bathroom-
Ino: ….
Kiba: The NEW Shino!
Shino: SHUT UP!
Everybody: -Inches away from Shino-
Kiba: First he sang, then he talks, then he shouts…NICE!
Shino: THIS IS NOT NICE!
Kiba: COOL! NOW HE SHOUTS AGAIN!
Shino: -Sticks out tongue- PPtth!
Hinata: -Horrified- S-Shino-k-kun…
Sanji: Il est ivre.
Shino + Kagura: SHUT UP!
Sanji: -Pouts- Fine! -Staying quiet- Happy?
Shino: NO!
Everybody: O.O
Shino: …
-SHINO HAS LEFT THE CONVERSATION-
Hinata: I-I feel sorry for Shi-Shino-kun…
Neji: I don't.
Tenten: …Nobody asked for your opinion!
Neji: …Che… Whatever.
Flay: IS THERE ANYONE RATHER THAN THE FISHCAKE THAT WILL PROTECT ME?
Naruto: The GREAT STEAMED FISHCAKE AND the FUTURE HOKAGE WILL!
Flay: Everybody EXCEPT YOU!
Sanji: Et moi?
Flay: SHUT UP!
Kiba: Now nobody will want to. Hahaha, too bad.
Flay: I'm just saying to stop saying French!
Akamaru: Arf. -Whimpers- (A/N Translation: She's mean…)
Sanji: -Whimpers-
Everyone: You're a dog, too?
Sanji: Non!
Flay + Kagura: SHUT UP!
Sanji: -Whimpers-
Everyone: You're a dog, too?
Sanji: Non!
Flay + Kagura: SHUT UP! -And it happens over and over again-
Naruto: When will this end? I want ramen.
Luffy: And I want meat.
Shika head: -Muffled- And I want to get outta here!
Zoro: Shut up. I'm trying to sleeeeep…
Sanji: Aucun merci.
Flay: I NEED PROTECTION!
Sora: I'M COMING!
Horohoro: They're weird.
Akamaru: Arf!
Kiba: Akamaru! Don't be so rude!
Akamaru: Barf!
Kiba: EWWW!
Horohoro: What?
Kiba: Akamaru just…barfed….
Chouji: I'm hungry!
Yoh: I'm going to study the back of my eyelids…-Walks off-
Kagura: …Weirdo.
Zatch: -Pokes Ren's hair- Cool hairstyle!
Naruto: -Cries- I want to go home!
Kanna: This is your home now….
Naruto: No it isn't! My house has ramen!
Everybody: -Sweatdrop- Okay…
Neji: Can't we break this camera or something?
Tenten: I don't know. Want to try?
Neji: Sure! In three…in two…in one…NOW!
-BOOM. CRASH. BANG.-
Tenten: Well, we cracked it a little.
Neji: But that's not enough.
Lee: DON'T WORRY! THE GREAT AZURE BEAST HAD COME!
Horohoro: I only see beast, and what's so great about you?
Lee: -Sob- YOU HURT MY YOUTHFUL FLAMES!
Everybody: -Sweatdrops- Okay…
Gai: I'LL BREAK THIS UNYOUTHFUL CAMERA LENSE!
-CRACK. BOOM. CRASH.-
Lee: GAI-SENSEI!
Gai: LEE!
Lee: GAI-SENSEI!
Gai: LEE!
Lee: GAI-SENSEI!
Gai: LEE! -Hugs with the sun setting suddenly behind them, tears streaming down their faces, and beautiful waves crashing onto the rocks below, while "Sexiness" track is playing-
Tenten: Oh spare me. -Slaps her forehead-
Neji: I never got used to it. You?
Tenten: Not really…hey, I have an idea! -Shouts- NARUTO! There's ramen at the other side of this stupid camera lens!
Naruto: OMG! I'LL BREAK THIS CAMERA NO MATTER WHAT!
-CRACK. BOOM. CRASH. CRACK. BANG…-
Naruto: YEEESSS! I GOT THROUGH--
To Be Continued…
A/N: Yeah...hope you enjoyed this queer story so far. Remember to review. We want reviews! REVIEWS! READ AND REVIEW! ...-Cough- So...yeah. R&R.