Edward looked at Mustang as if the man had grown another head. "I don't know what you're trying to imply but the answer is no."
Mustang was laughing at him, Ed could tell by the twinkle in his eyes. Ed didn't even have to look at his lips to know he was probably smirking. "My brother is within hearing distance."
"Hearing distance?"
"Yes," Ed growled. "So you can take that banana and you ca-"
"I can hear you."
Roy laughed as Ed turned to glare at him. "This is all you're fault."
"My fault?"
Roy's attempt to look innocence failed.