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Chapter Five: Heist at Mt. Moon

"Mwahahahahahahahaha!" Jessica laughed evilly and very loudly. The evil laughter echoed within Mt. Moon's cavern, sending Zubats flying around frantically.

Purge and Rita stared at Jessica with petrified glances and sweatdrops running down their heads.

"See? I told you I could make them leave." said Jessica as she pointed to the frightened Zubats flying away from the vicinity, "They won't bother us."

Purge and Rita followed Jessica as she skipped along Mt. Moon's pathway.

"You are a strange one." said Rita and Purge nodded.

"I know!" Jessica chirped happily and she continued to skip. Then she became tired after a couple of minutes and began walking instead.

"I wanna be the very best!" Jessica sang the Poke'mon first season theme song very loudly, "No one ever was!"

"KNOCK IT OFF!" Rita couldn't take it anymore, "You are THE MOST annoying person I've ever met!"

Jessica blinked, "And?"

"Please don't be so annoying. At least until we get to Cerulean City."

"Sure thing."

"Thank you!"

Two hours later, Jessica and Purge and Rita stopped in their tracks. For they spotted two shady characters.

"Is it Halloween already?" Jessica asked.

"Shhhh! No, it's not Halloween," Rita hissed, "Looks like a couple of members of Team Rocket. I wonder what they're up to."

"Maybe they're looking for Poke'mon fossils to sell for high prices." Jessica suggested. Rita and Purge were surprised of Jessica's answer.

"You know that actually makes sense. Whatever Team Rocket is doing, it can't be good."

"Pikachu." (We must stop them.) Purge said quietly.

"You're right, Purge, let's get them." Jessica walked toward the Team Rocket members, who were playing Poker since there was nothing for them to do.

"Guard duty is so boring." said a Rocket.

"You said it. There's nothing to do." the other Rocket replied.

"Excuse me." Jessica interrupted the Rockets' conversation, "Whatcha doin?"

"None of your business, kid! Go away!"

"If you interfere with Team Rocket's affairs, don't expect any mercy!" the Rocket sent out a Zubat, "Zubat, attack!"

"Purge, Thundershock!"

"PikaaCHUU!"

Not only did Purge shock Zubat, she also hit both Rockets, who exploded for no reason. Jessica, Purge, and Rita went on their merry way.

"Hey!" cried a voice. It was another Team Rocket member, "We're pulling a big job here, kids! Get lost!"

"May I?" Rita asked politely.

"May you what?"

"Fight this Rocket?"

"Sure! Go ahead!"

"Thanks." Rita turned toward the Rocket and released one of her Poke'mon from its Poke'ball, "Go, Spearow!"

"Spear-row!" (Wa-hoo!) Spearow cried.

The Rocket released a Rattata, "Go, Rattata!"

"Spearow, Fury Attack!"

"Spear!" (Okay!) Spearow swooped down and attacked Rattata. Then swooped down again, attacked, and knocked out his enemy.

"Good job, Spearow!"

"Spear!" (Thanks!) Spearow flew over to Rita and perched on her shoulder.

"That was so cool!" Jessica yelled in excitement.

"Dang it! I'm sure to get fired!" the Rocket cried angrily, then he released another Poke'mon after recalling Rattata. It was another Zubat. Rita sent out her Pidgeotto.

"Pidgeotto, Quick Attack!"

Before Zubat could avoid any attack or launch an attack, Pidgeotto struck it with a Quick Attack.

"Zubat, Leech Life!"

Zubat sunk its sharp fangs into Pidgeotto's neck and sucked in a portion of her energy.

"Pidgeotto, Gust!"

Pidgeotto finished off Zubat with a Gust attack. The Rocket threw himself to the ground and threw a tantrum.

"Yay!" Jessica and Purge danced around for their friend's victory.

Rita flashed a smile and turned to the defeated Rocket, who was wallowing in self-pity.

"Alright, pal, spill it! What are you and the other Rockets up to?" Rita demanded of the Rocket.

"Maybe they're planning a surprise party." Jessica suggested a second time.

"Chu, Pika Pi Pika." (No, that can't be it.)

"Tell me what you're up to or face the wrath of my birds' sharp talons." Rita threatened the Rocket. Spearow and Pidgeotto, both perched on each of Rita's shoulders, glared at the Rocket with malice.

"Alright! Alright! I'll talk! I'll talk!" the Rocket fell to his knees and sobbed, "We're digging for Poke'mon fossils and selling them for high prices!"

"Pikachu Chu Pikachu Pika!" (Jessica was actually right before!) Purge gasped.

"You were right, Jessica. Who would've thought."

"Me!" Jessica waved an arm in the air.

"Right..." Rita turned back to the Rocket, "You! Where are the rest?"

"N-near the exit."

"They better be. You can go." The Rocket turned tail and ran toward the entrance, only to be attacked by bloodthirsty Zubats.

"Let's go. The sooner we crush the rest of the Rockets, the sooner we get out of here." Rita withdrew her Poke'mon.

The two humans and Pikachu encountered a few more Rockets and they worked together to beat them. The Rockets ran to the entrance screaming like little girls.

"Hey!" cried a Super Nerd, "I found these fossils, they're both mine!"

"What?" exclaimed Rita.

"He said: He found those fossils, they're both his!" Jessica repeated in the same tone as the Super Nerd.

"Nobody yells at me like that!" Rita yelled at the Super Nerd.

"Meep!" the Super Nerd cringed in fear, "Fine! Take one fossil! Just don't hurt me!"

"Yay!" Jessica cheered. Purge was chatting with a wild Paras.

Rita shrugged. She picked up a Dome Fossil and stuffed it into her backpack that was unmentioned. They walked off and were almost to the exit.

"Rita, Purge, I see a light at the end of the tunnel," said Jessica as she eyed the exit, "Am I dead?"

"No, you're not dead."

"Pika Pi Pika Pikachu." (Maybe there's a train nearby.) Purge joked.

"Hold it!"

The group froze.

"What now?" Rita screamed. She was clearly vexed.

Then a familiar tune began to play.

"Where's that music coming from?" asked Jessica.

"Pika Pikachu Chu." (Somewhere in the background.)

"Prepare for trouble!" cried a female voice.

"Make it double!" a male voice followed.

"Pikachu." (Not again.) Purge sighed.

"To protect the world from dangerous freaks!"

"To pelt them all with smelly meats!"

"To relinquish society of junk mail!"

"To go to the mall and see what's on sale!"

"Jean!"

"Roy!

"Team Rocket blast off with speed and might!"

"Surrender now or prepare to fight!"

"Farfetch'd! Dat's right!"

"Not you three dorks again." said Rita.

"Dorks! How dare you!" Jean yelled in fury then turned to her partner in crime, who was crouching down and talking to a wild Paras.

"One time, I poked a watermelon and it attacked me." Roy said to the wild Paras, who was inching away from him. Jean whacked him in the head with a rubber chicken. Jessica, Purge, and Rita sniggered.

"Stop messin around!" Farfetch'd yelled.

"Quiet, you!" Jean yelled back, "Roy, get out your Poke'mon! Go, Sandshrew!"

"Go, Cuebone!"

"Go, Spearow and Pidgeotto!" Rita sent out her prized birds.

"Sandshrew, Slash!"

"Cuebone, Headbutt!"

Spearow and Pidgeotto were weak from their previous battles with the other Rockets and couldn't avoid the attacks. Spearow and Pidgeotto were knocked out and recalled.

"I hate you." Rita growled at the three Rocket members. She turned to Jessica, who was now talking to a wild Paras.

"Your mushrooms are soooo cuuute!"

The wild Paras sweatdropped, "Paras." (Thank you.)

"Jessica!" Rita caught Jessica's attention, "You're turn to battle."

"Okay!" Jessica stepped forward, "Purge, use... uh... Quick Attack!"

Purge gained super speed and rammed into Sandshrew, knocking her out.

"I'm surprised you knew that Purge knows Quick Attack." said Rita.

"Purge knows Quick Attack?" Rita rolled her eyes.

"Sandshrew, return!" Jean recalled Sandshrew and waited for Roy's Poke'mon to attack, but Cuebone remained where he was. Cuebone waited for orders. Nothing.

"Quick Attack!"

Puge used Quick Attack and knocked out Cuebone, but he wasn't recalled. Jean angrily turned to Roy, who had crouched back down to talk to the wild Paras.

"Another time, I was hit with a flamethrower. I smelled like burned waffles for days." said Roy. The wild Paras sweatdropped again.

"Roy!" Jean yelled at her partner, who jumped at her sudden outburst.

"Sorry." Roy recalled Cuebone and went back to talking with the wild Paras, "I love striped pajamas!"

Jean whacked Roy with her rubber chicken again.

"Jessica, finish them off."

"Purge, Thundershock!"

"PikaaaaCHUUU!" Purge shocked Team Rocket at full power. They screeched in agony and there was an explosion. Now would be the part where Team Rocket would be blasting off. The air seemed to have lifted them up, carried them outside, and they were launched to the sky.

"We're blasting off!" Jean, Roy, and Farfetch'd cried in unison. Twinkle!

"Now that's over, let's go." Jessica lead Purge and Rita out of Mt. Moon and toward Cerulean City.

"I wonder if the author was aware that she defied the laws of physics." Rita mentioned.

"Maybe," Jessica replied, "Although, I didn't understand half of what you said."

Purge and Rita facefaulted.

"You two are funny."