White Pony: What the heck, here's another chapter. Go, Disclaimer Dude!
Disclaimer Dude: I could've been a dentist, but NOOO! I had to disobey my mother and become what I am today.
White Pony: That's the spirit! You're on!
Disclaimer Dude: White Pony doesn't own Poke'mon, she still doesn't own McNuggets or references to the Wizard of Oz. Nor does she own Jeopardy.
Chapter Seven: Nugget Bridge is Falling Down, Falling Down, Falling Down.
"Darn. Come back, Lakota!" Lakota was called back into her Poke'ball. Jessica looked down at Purge, who was still fresh, "Go on, Purge."
"Pika." (Alright.)
"This will be easy!" exclaimed William, "An electric Poke'mon against my ground Poke'mon."
"Shut up!" Rita snarled.
"Rita, that's not nice. He only said that this battle will be easy." said Jessica.
"Pi?" (What?)
Both Rita and William raised a brow.
"Fine. Stick up for your boyfriend." William burst out with laughter.
"Yeah, right!" William laughed, "Jessica my girlfriend? That will happen when a Snorlax flies!"
"Silly, Rita. Willy's not my boyfriend." Jessica smiled at Rita.
"William! It's William! Not Willy! William!" William yelled angrily at Jessica.
"Sorry, William."
"Let's just finish the battle!"
"Purge, Quick Attack!"
"Sandshrew, Sand Attack!"
Before Sandshrew could even use Sand Attack, Purge hit him with a Quick Attack.
"Sand Attack!" William yelled instantly.
Sandshrew sent a bunch of sand Purge's way. Purge inhaled a tiny amount of sand and she began coughing.
"Hang in there, Purge!" Jessica yelled at Purge, who was still in the veil of flying sand. Finally, the sand settled and Purge was still coughing.
"Slash!"
"Purge!"
Purge coughed and coughed and coughed. When Sandshrew was in attacking range, Purge immediately quit coughing and delivered a surprise Slam attack.
"What?" William shouted.
"Clever Pikachu!" cried Rita.
"Good job, Purge!"
Purge's Slam hook the rest of Sandshrew's hit points.
"Pika!" (I win!) Purge shouted menacingly.
"Aw, you just lucked out." said William.
"Pika Pi, Pika." (It's not luck, it's skill.)
"Yeah, it's skill." Jessica agreed with Purge.
"Whatever," said William, "Guess what? I got Bill to show me his rare Poke'mon. It added a lot of pages to my Poke'Dex. Since you're using his system, you should thank him."
"I think I will."
"I gotta get going. I've got a lot to accomplish. See ya." After that, William walked off.
"Yeah, that's right!" Rita yelled after William, "Just keep on walking, loser!"
"Rita." Jessica scolded. Rita rolled her eyes.
"Pika Pika Pi Pika, Pikachu?" (He's your rival, I presume?) Purge looked up at Jessica.
"Yeah." Jessica replied, "To the McNugget Bridge!"
"That's NUGGET Bridge."
"Oh, right."
"Chu." (Geez.)
"Rita, I don't think we're in Cerulean City anymore." said Jessica, for she noticed that their surroundings weren't all blue anymore.
"No kidding." Rita replied as she took out a map, "After we cross Nugget Bridge, we follow this dirt path."
"We follow the yellow dirt path to see the wizard?" asked Jessica and Purge facefaulted.
"No!" yelled Rita, "We go see Bill about his PC, remember?"
"Nope." Purge laughed. Jessica looked over Rita's shoulder to gaze at the map she held, "Oh! I like that blue path! Can we take that blue path?"
Rita looked from the map to Jessica, "Can you swim against river currents?" she asked.
"Oh, I know this one! Let me think." Jessica pondered.
"Pika Pikachu, Pi Pikachu." (At this rate, we'll be here all day.)
Jessica pondered and puzzled and pondered as the sound of a ticking clock and the Jeopardy game show music was playing in the background. Then a buzzer sounded.
"Uhh... none of the above?"
Rita stared in disbelief, "No! The answer is no!"
"No?" Jessica repeated.
"Yes."
"Yes?"
"No!"
"No?"
"Yes!
"Yes?"
"No!"
"No?"
"NO!"
"Oh... What was the question again?"
"We can't go on this blue path because it's a river!"
"What about this one?"
"All blue baths are rivers!"
"All of them?"
"All of them."
"Wow..."
"Pikachu Pi Pika Chu Chu Pikachu, Chu Pi Pi Pikachu." (Of all the trainers I could've gotten, I got the dumbest one of all.) Purge mumbled to herself.
Jessica, Purge, and Rita walked along the Nugget Bridge and met five trainers. Jessica battled and defeated them all.
"I rock! Mwahahahahaha!" Jessica cried triumphantly.
"Not bad." said Rita.
"Pika Pi Pika. (Not bad at all.) Purge added.
"Congratulations! You've beaten all five trainers!" a random dude congratulated Jessica.
"Whoooo!"
"Yeah." he sweatdropped, "For your feat, you receive our fabulous prize!"
"But I wanna keep my feet." Jessica sweatdropped.
"He means you win a prize for beating all five trainers." said Rita.
"Oh, shiny!" Jessica gasped in awe as she recieved the shiny hunk of gold.
"By the way, would you like to join Team Rocket? We're..."
"NO!" Rita yelled instantly.
"I didn't ask you, I asked her." the random dude pointed at Jessica, who was busy staring at the Nugget.
"I don't care! She's not joining you low-life Rockets!"
"How dare-Wait! How did you know I was a Rocket?"
"You're a Rocket?" Jessica exclaimed as she stuffed the Nugget into her bag and looked up at the Rocket.
"Yes! And I want you!" he cried and he was now randomly wearing and Uncle Sam outfit, "I want you to join Team Rocket!"
"No, thanks." Jessica said simply. Purge and Rita gave smug looks to the Rocket.
"Come on, join."
"No, thanks."
"I'm telling you to join!"
"No, thanks."
"Alright. I'll make an offer you can't refuse!"
"No, thanks."
"Go, Rattata!" cried the Rocket as he released a Rattata.
"No, thanks."
"He wants to battle!" Rita yelled.
"Huh? Oh, sorry! Go, Lakota!" Jessica sent out her Nidoran, who was still hyped up on sugar.
"NI!" (HELLO!) Lakota screamed at Rattata, making it and the Rocket jump back in surprise.
"Lakota, Double Kick!" Although Lakota could attack twice, it took just one kick to knock out Rattata. The Rocket growled and recalled his Poke'mon and sent out another.
"Go, Zubat!"
"Lakota, come back! Go, Purge!"
"Pika! (Alright!) Purge cried happily and she ran forward to meet her opponent.
"Zubat, Bite!"
"Purge, Thundershock!"
"PikaaaCHUU!" Purge's Thundershock took out all of Zubat's hit points.
The Rocket recalled his Zubat and he hung his head in defeat.
"With your ability, you could become a top leader in Team Rocket."
"Why thank you." Jessica smiled at the petty Rocket. Both Purge and Rita imagined Jessica as the leader of Team Rocket and they burst out with laughter.
"What's so funny?" Jessica asked in extreme confusion, but Purge and Rita were too busy laughing to hear her, let alone answer her. Jessica shrugged and walked off with Purge and Rita following, still laughing hard.
Then they bumped into a sad-looking boy.
"Hi!" Jessica greeted happily, but the boy still kept his sad look.
"I'm not very good at raising Poke'mon. I should release my Charmander because I haven't raised it well," the boy looked from to ground to Jessica, "If you promise to take care of it, it's yours."
"Sure!" Jessica happily took the Poke'ball containing the Charmander, "Thank you!"