Basically GTA V

by The Bohemian Rhapsody

The entire game, but it's ruined by my complete inability to stick to the fucking script. Rated M for violence, whenever someone says the N word, the image, the word fuck used twice in the summary and the deaths of seven disabled elderly children with two mothers and brown hair. Remember, it's satire.

2. Boat

Franklin returns to Michael's house and sees him lounging, listening to that Barbie Girl song that hasn't been cool to anyone under the age of five since the early 2000s.

"Jesus Christ, kid, you scared the crap out of me!" yells Michael, quickly hurling the music player as far as he could. A totally unrelated car crash soon followed.

"Shit, I just wanted a beer, dawg. You seem busy."

Suddenly, Michael's phone rings and he has a look of total fury plastered on his face. His hair begins to glow.

"Er, you okay there, man?"

"今日、あなたは真の力を目撃します!" says Gokhael, picking up Franklin and shoving him into his wife's car, picking it up and sprinting down the city. Franklin has by now completely shit his pants and is in a fetal position under the dashboard.

"I'm just high, I'm just high, I'm just-" sudden weightlessness. Franklin peeks out.

"HIIIIGHHH!!!!!!" he screams in mortal terror, Gokhael having thrown the car at a truck with a very impressive boat on it. He jumps out, grabbing onto it, the car exploding behind him.

This will be a very long day.