TAKE ME OR LEAVE ME!
Cho really couldn't believe what she was seeing her girlfriend Pansy Perkson was flirting with another girl. She always did that she was a constant flirt and she knew it drove her crazy. Cho and Pansy had just decided the other day to go steady. And now in the middle of dinner she was flirting with a Hufflepuff. Cho couldn't take it a second longer she was going to go crazy. It was the sympathetic glance from Pansy's ex Ron that was the final straw. Cho stormed over there her anger evident for all to see. Unaware of her angry lover Pansy continued to flirt enjoying the fact that the other girl seemed so willing to play along. She was having a great time of it until she felt a hand wrap around her upper arm like a steel band. Jerking her around to face her angry girlfriend Cho. "Can I talk to you for a minute over here please?" Cho asked in a strained voice "What do you think your doing?" Pansy broke Cho's grip and rolled her eyes. "Not this again pookie" Pansy said. Cho just threw her hand up and walked away. She was flowed by Pansy who called out (really mean it as she sang out).
Pansy
Every single day, I walk down the street
I hear people say, "Baby's so sweet"
Ever since puberty, everybody stares at me,
Boys - girls, I can't help it baby
So be kind, and don't lose your mind
Just remember that I'm your baby
Take me for what I am
Who I was meant to be
And if you give a damn
Take me baby or leave me
Take me baby or leave me
A hippogriff in a cage can never see the sun
This diva needs her stage,
Baby - let's have fun!
You are the one I choose
Folks would kill to fill your shoes
You love the wandight too, now baby
So be mine but don't waste my time
Cryin' - "O' Slytherinbear - are you still my my my baby?"
By this time the whole Great Hall was watching with increased interest. Everyone already knew that Cho and Pansy were together but they never seen them fight not in such a public place. And all were interested to see what would happen.
Cho
Don't. You. Dare.
Cho said angry at how Pansy was placing it all and her like she herself wasn't to blame that it was totally one sided.
Pansy
Take me for what I am
Who I was meant to be
And if you give a damn
Take me baby or leave me
No way - can I be what I'm not
But hey - don't you want your girl hot!
Don't fight - don't lose your head
'Cause every night - who's in your bed?
Who, who's in your bed, baby?
Kiss, Pookie.
Cho
It won't work.
I look before I leap
I love scrolls and discipline
I make lists in my sleep
Baby what's my sin?
Never quit - I follow through
I hate mess - but I love you
What to do with my impromptu baby
So be wise 'cause this girl satisfies
You've got a prize, but don't compromise
You're one lucky baby
Take me for what I am
Pansy
A control freak
Cho
Who I was meant to be
Pansy
A snob - yet over-attentive
Cho
And if you give a damn
Pansy
A lovable, droll geek
Cho
Take me baby or leave me
Pansy
And anal retentive
BOTH
That's it!
Cho
The wand that breaks my back
BOTH
I quit
Cho
Unless you take it back
BOTH
Women
Pansy
What is it about them?
BOTH
Can't live with them or without them!
Take me for what I am
Who I was meant to be
And if you give a damn
Take me baby or leave me
Take me baby
Or leave me
Guess I'm leavin'
I'm GONE!
And with that they both stormed off out of the Great Hall. Leaving everyone else in shock and very confused. "Maybe now you two can get back together" Tralney said into an otherwise quiet Great Hall, directing her statement at Ron. Who just stared at her in amazement of how utterly clueless she was. As the rest of the Hall broke out in to laughter at the statement.