-stands on random Titanic bow with Orlando Bloom behind her (think Rose and Jack!)- SEQUEAL!
-comes back in room, looks at readers, and clears throat- Uh…yeah… It's all good. Uhh…Sorry about that…
Whatever. -sighs- Yeah, yeah. I'm back. I had some people that were all 'Update soon!' and 'Make another chapter!' Well, for a long time, I didn't do that. But now, I figured I'd be nice and give you a sequel. Now, I'm not sure if this sequel is gonna follow the rule of sequels (the sequel is not as good as the original) or not. I mean, I hope it's better, but hoping sometimes doesn't work out very well…
Oh, BTB, if you didn't read the original "Pimp My Sasuke", then stop reading this and go check it out! This one'll make much more sense if you do. And, also, if you don't read it, you'll break my heart. And you don't want a broken heart on your conscience.
Part two of a trilogy.
So, without further adieu, let's get started with my new fic!
Sasuke: Disclaimer.
LGF: Oh, yeah…Forgot about that. You do it, Sasu-kun.
Sasuke: -sighs- Fine.
Disclaimer: (By Sasuke) La-Garce-Fille doesn't own Naruto. Or me. Or Kakashi. Or-
LGF: Uh, I think they get the point. Thank you, Sasuke.
Sasuke: Huh? Oh, yeah. No problem.
LGF: Oh, and I kinda don't own Orlando Bloom either…sadly…Or the words "Pimp my" in relation to the show…
/Uchiha Manor…or, whatever Sasuke lives in…/
Well, it's been three weeks (…Time moves slower in fic world…?) since Sasuke had first suggested to Kakashi that the two of them and Naruto should be pimps. Well, Kakashi still doesn't have any money. Yeah, three weeks and they still can't come up with an idea to get cash. Lazy bums. Need to get a damn job…
"So…" Sasuke began. You guessed it. He was gonna suggest it again…
Fortunately, Kakashi knew where this was going. So, getting the bored look in his visible eye, he dully, yet firmly, said, "No."
Sasuke stuck out his lower lip and pouted silently, slouching back on his couch.
"You guys, " Naruto said seriously (Oh dear Lord. Naruto is serious...), "We really need to think of something. I mean, it's been three weeks. We're still jobless, Kakashi-sensei still has no money, and I'm going out of my friggin mind trying to think of something!"
Sasuke and Kakashi blinked in a mixture of confusion and worry for the young, blonde shinobi. Naruto, sensing the worry, took a deep breath and said, "Sorry. I'm just stressed."
"Don't worry about it, Naruto," Kakashi said reassuringly. "We're all a little stressed." He sighed deeply. "You know, I think I should just come up with an idea on my own. This is too much pressure for you two. I mean, you're twelve. You're young and should be out enjoying the day and your lives. Not helping your sensei come up with an occupation that he should've done a long time ago…You know, I remember…"
Sasuke and Naruto sat silently listening to Kakashi rant.
"Hey, Naruto?" Sasuke whispered.
"What Sasuke?" Naruto whispered back.
"The hell is he going on about?"
"I'm not sure. He just keeps going on and on about it, though. It must be important to him, I guess."
"That's stupid."
Sasuke got up off his couch and walked over to the rambling jounin. He tapped Kakashi on the shoulder, gaining his attention. "Kakashi-sensei, Naruto and I have no friggin idea what you're talking about, but we know that it has something to do with your job situation. Well, lack of one."
"Yeah. And?" Kakashi asked, growing a little concerned on what was going to come out of Sasuke's mouth next.
"Well…it's been three weeks. And since only one job still appeals to me, and Naruto as well, maybe we should give it a shot. Well?" Sasuke pulled out the puppy-dog eyes. Kakashi was in for it now…
Kakashi sighed. He hated it when he was right. But, this time, he had an idea. "You know what, Sasuke? You're right. It has been a few weeks, and we have really only come up with one somewhat decent idea. Let's give it a shot."
Naruto and Sasuke's eyes widened considerably. "Seriously?" they asked in unison, shock and disbelief evident in their voices.
Kakashi grinned, which was, of course, covered by his mask. "As serious as Gai is about being better than me. (In case you don't know, that's pretty damn serious…) I'm gonna let you boys be pimps. But, you'll have to get it set-up. Find the people to pimp and the ones we pimp to, then come back and give me the details. We'll run it together. You have until tomorrow morning. Meet me at the bridge at 8:30, and we'll go over your progress. Okay?"
"YES!" The boys yelled together. They were gonna be pimps!
"Okay. Don't fail me, boys. I'm counting on you." And with that, there was a puff of grey smoke. After a second, the smoke cleared, revealing that Kakashi had left. And there you had it: Uzumaki Naruto and Uchiha Sasuke were gonna be twelve-year-old pimps.
"So…" Sasuke began.
"So," Naruto responded.
"I guess we should get started then, huh?"
"I guess so. I mean, Kakashi-sensei did say until tomorrow morning, right?"
"Yeah, right. He did say that." Sasuke grabbed his key and pushed Naruto out of the house. "Let's go, then, loser! We don't have much time."
/The Village/
Sasuke and Naruto walked the village in silence. They were both thinking of the people they could ask to pimp. Who would be willing to give their bodies away to strange people they probably didn't know? Well, Naruto had an idea. So, grabbing Sasuke's arm, he began to pull him to the location of their first askee.
"Naruto! Where the hell are you taking me?" Sasuke demanded, still getting pulled along by the excited blonde.
"I know who we can ask to be part of our pimp-y circle, Sasuke!"
"Really?" Sasuke questioned, a small glimmer of hope in his voice. "Who, Naruto? Who!"
"Tsunade-baa-chan!"
Sasuke stopped. "Are you friggin NUTS? The Hokage! Naruto, you idiot! We can't ask Tsunade to be a prostitute!"
"Well, why not?" Naruto asked, completely behooved.
"Why not? Cuz she'll kick our asses, that's why! And, not to mention, she's the Hokage! And Hokages do not become whores, not matter how well suited she probably is to be one."
Naruto rubbed the back of his head. "Yeah, I guess you're right, Sasuke. And, plus, she does kinda hate me…which I still don't understand why…"
"Gee, Naruto, I guess the fact that you like to call her 'baa-chan' has nothing to do with it," Sasuke responded sarcastically.
"I know!" Naruto exclaimed, throwing his arms in the air. I don't think Naruto shouldn't take up a profession of picking up sarcasm.
Shaking his head at his companion's stupidity, Sasuke just started to walk away to go find some chicks to pimp. Seeing Sasuke walking off, Naruto ran, yelling, "Hey, Sasuke! Wait up!"
/Team Gai's Training Session/
Hyuuga Neji, Tenten, and Rock Lee were training in the forest, waiting on their sensei, Maito Gai, to show up. Neji was watching Tenten play target practice…with Lee as the target. "Tenten can be so violent sometimes…" he mused, completely unaware that a couple of wannabe pimps were coming to break up the session.
Meanwhile, Sasuke and Naruto had come to the conclusion that finding their whores for their pimp ring was gonna be harder that they thought. So, seeing as they had no ideas anyway, they decided to go ask a wise ninja for his advice. This ninja: Neji. Why? I have no friggin clue…
"So, where do you think they'll be, huh, Sasuke?" Naruto asked
"Knowing those losers, they're probably in the forest, training and what-not," Sasuke answered with a sigh.
"Hm. Well, I guess it's off to the forest! C'mon, Sasuke! There's no time to waste!" Naruto grabbed Sasuke's arm again and proceeded to drag him to the forest.
Kay. First part of the "Pimp My Sasuke" sequeal is finished. Ya know, this was originally just going to be a one-shot, but then it turned out to be too long. So, I'm just gonna divide it up. It'll be easier that way, don't you guys think?
So. They're going to the forest to find Neji's team! Buwahahahahahahahahaha! Okay...so they're off to find just Neji, but whatever. Tenten and Lee are there too...
So, read and review and expect an update soon. Bye you guys! ;)
Updated: 4/9