Whee! It's the next part of "Pimp My Sasuke Again!" I'm so excited. Thanks so much to my reviewers and readers. And, remember to go read "Pimp My Sasuke" if you haven't yet. So, enjoy.

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RECAP: Naruto and Sauske have permission to be pimps, and can't think of anyone to ask. So, they're off to find Neji, who is in the forest with his team, to ask for his advice.

Not happening-Prostitutes:

Tsunade

Tenten shot another four or five kunai at Lee, which he jumped out of the way of easily. She really wasn't even trying anymore. They had been out there awhile and Tenten was beginning to lose her edge. Lee, however, stuck to his claim that he was 'full of youth' and refused to show any sign of fatiguing. Neji chuckled at his teammates. They could be so amusing sometimes. This short moment of chuckling was interrupted by the approaching chakras that were headed his way. Neji watched the chakras' direction closely, a kunai held tightly in his right hand. Tenten and Lee were too busy training/trying to kill each other to notice that they might be in danger, so Neji had to be ready.

The owners of the chakras finally revealed themselves. And when they did, Neji felt like an idiot. A big idiot. 'It's just Uchiha and that blond moron…' he thought, disappointedly. He wanted to have some fun. So, anyway, assuming that they were going to go to Lee or something, he closed his white eyes to meditate silently. Of course, that silence was broken by the, so-called, blond moron.

"Hey, white eyes! Did you die?" Naruto asked curiously, shaking Neji slightly.

Neji's response was a simple growl.

"SASUKE! He's a zombie!" Naruto pushed Sasuke in front of him to take the brain-sucking he assumed was going to happen from the zombie.

Growing annoyed with this stupid…thing that was happening, Neji opened his eyes only to be met with blue ones right in his face. He blinked in confusion and jerked back, causing his head to hit the tree that he was leaning on. "OW! Dammit!" he cursed, rubbing his poor head.

"Ha! Told you he wasn't dead, dobe," Sasuke commented casually, putting his hands in his pockets.

"No you didn't. You just stepped away from him, making me go to see if he was dead. You never said anything, you bastard," Naruto retorted, crossing his arms and glaring at the relaxed Uchiha.

Well, during this argument, Neji was getting pretty ticked. But, being Hyuuga Neji, he had to keep his cool demeanor. So, he stood up, and tapped Naruto on the shoulder. Naruto turned around slowly and stared at the Hyuuga.

There was an uncomfortable silence, except for the clashing and insulting heard from Lee and Tenten, which was soon broken by Neji.

"What are you two doing here?"

"Well, we came to seek your advice, Neji-kun," Naruto replied, stepping back to join Sasuke.

"Why?"

"Because you're older and smarter than us?" Sasuke said, looking to Naruto, who just shrugged.

"Well, you do have a point there," Neji said in his moment of arrogance. "So, what do you need?"

"Well, Neji-kun, you see, Kakashi-sensei needs to earn some money. So, he asked Naruto and I to help him. So, I came up with this idea to become pimps. But, the problem is, we don't have any prostitutes to pimp and finding some isn't going as easy as we thought. So, we decided to come ask for your advice. Well?" Sasuke explained.

Neji blinked several times. "Umm…you want ME to tell you someone to go try and pimp?"

"Well…yeah," Naruto answered plainly. "So? Who do you suggest?"

"I don't friggin know! Why the hell would you ask me?"

"Because…you're Neji, I guess. You supposedly know everything. I mean, they say you're a genius," Naruto said, unsure of the truth of that statement now.

Sasuke scoffed. "Well, I guess we shouldn't have believed what we heard, Naruto. Hyuuga Neji isn't the genius everyone said he was. So, let's just go and find our prostitutes on our own."

"Okay Sasuke. I guess we'll leave," Naruto responded sadly. Then, he looked into the background and saw Tenten chasing Lee with a branch, laughing maniacally. He got an idea. He grabbed Sasuke's sleeve (Because Sasuke was leaving) and pulled him back to stand by him.

"Good God, Naruto! What now?" Sasuke snapped angrily.

"Our next askee to be a whore," Naruto said proudly and pointed to Tenten. Unfortunately, Tenten was still chasing Lee, so she moved and it looked like Naruto was pointing to Lee.

Sasuke's onyx eyes widened. "Naruto, that's Rock Lee! What the hell! Are you drunk?"

"Huh?" Naruto asked, then looked at his pointing. He was, indeed, pointing to Lee. Eyes widening and turning a slight pink, he tried to redeem himself. "NO! Not fuzzy-brows! I meant Tenten! Let's ask Tenten-chan!"

Well, Neji heard all of this, which wasn't a good thing. You see, he had a secret crush on Tenten and definitely didn't want some old men coming within ten feet of her. Especially not to get laid by her. So, anger rising, he stepped in front of Sasuke and Naruto. He had rage burning in his white orbs, fists balled, little veins popping in his forehead, and growling slightly. This sight, of course, scared the hell out of the younger boys. But, one of them was brave enough to say, "Uh…Neji…?" (It was Sasuke!)

"Nobody. Touches. Tenten," he threatened through gritted teeth.

"O-O-Okay…we'll just…leave now…" Sasuke grabbed Naruto's sleeve and began to roughly pull him away from the enraged Hyuuga. "BYE NEJI!" And with that the boys were gone.

Tenten and Lee had noticed the boys and had stopped their chase to give their greetings. But, after seeing Neji get in front of them and then them running away, they became very confused. So, walking up to him, Tenten tapped Neji on the shoulder. He turned around to face her, his nonchalant demeanor back. "Neji, what did you do to those two?"

"It was nothing. Let's go back to training," he answered quickly, pushing Tenten back to a still-stunned Lee. 'Showed those brats,' Neji thought, chuckling inwardly and a smirk coming across his face.

/Back with Sasuke and Naruto/

"Damn. What the hell was his problem?" Naruto complained, kicking a rock.

"Who knows," Sasuke replied, leaning against a fence. "Well, who do we ask next?"

Naruto shrugged. "We could ask Ino-chan?"

Sasuke's eyes widened. "Hell. No."

"Okay. Hm…what about that crazy lady that proctored the second part of the Chuunin exam? You think she'd be a good prostitute?"

Sasuke had to think back. The lady that proctored the second part of the exam… "Oh, yeah. What was her name again?"

Naruto's face went blank. The area went silent with the two boys trying to think of her name. After a couple of minutes, the name came back to them. "Mitarashi Anko!" they both cried out.

"Well? Let's go find her! Come on, Sasuke!" Naruto started to run ahead, but Sasuke had a thought.

"Wait, Naruto! Where are we gonna find her?" he called out after the racing shinobi.

Naruto stopped running. He turned around and began to walk back. Panting and out of breath, he responded, "I don't know. Guess we should try to figure that out, huh?"

Sasuke sweatdropped. "Duh."

Naruto laughed nervously and rubbed the back of his head. "Yeah…so. Where would Miss Crazy Lady be?"

Great. Back to thinking.

"Well," Sasuke began. "I guess we should start at the place where all the jounin like to hang out. One of them is bound to know where we could find her."

"Great idea, Sasuke! Let's get going! To the Jounin Lounge!" And with that, the two pimps-in-training set off for the Jounin Lounge.

-dramatic music plays- The Jounin Lounge. What crazy things are gonna happen there? Well, I suppose you'll just have to wait for the next part, huh?

I can be so evil sometimes... -shrugs- Oh, well.

All right, in my honest opinion, being the authoress and everything, the funniest part of the story is in the third part. Don't get me wrong, it's all pretty funny, but the third part is friggin hilarious. So, await its arrival.

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Updated:4/13