Well, this is the final part of "Pimp My Sasuke Again." I just want to tell you guys that you all rock major sox, and that I've enjoyed reading what you guys have to say about Sasuke and Naruto's crazy adventure to become pimps. I LOVE YOU ALL! -sobs-

Okay. Now that /that's/ done, I hope you enjoy the end of "Pimp My Sasuke Again."

Disclaimer: -scoff- Ha! I /wished/ I owned Naruto…

RECAP: Naruto's 'no ramen ever again at Ichiraku's' scare after suggesting to ask the ramen chef's daughter to be a prostitute caused him to run straight into the mid-section of our favorite chuunin teacher, Iruka. When he found out what the boys were up to, an upset Iruka went to confront the one and only Kakashi. After finding out that Kakashi had no faith in Naruto and Sasuke's pimp ability, the two shinobi said their farewells while our cute, little pimp wannabes comprised a list of their remaining women to ask.

Not-Happening Prostitutes:

Tsunade

Tenten

Ino

Anko

Kurenai

Ayame

/Next Day, 8:30 am, Konoha Bridge/

Well, Naruto and Sasuke did, indeed, meet at the bookstore at 7:30 this fine morning. So, getting the list out again, they continued their endeavor to find some prostitutes. And after a slap from Yugao for each of them, a faint from Hinata, a blush and a 'I have to go do something for the Hokage-sama' from Shizune, and having to run for 20 minutes from Hana's dogs, the Haimaru Sankyodai, they finally made it to the bridge. They were both sweaty, out of breath, and their cheeks still hurt, but they were there. But guess who wasn't.

It was now 8:32. You would expect that when someone tells you to meet them at a bridge at 8:30 in the morning, that they would be responsible and show up too. But when said someone is known as Hatake Kakashi, you'd be so wrong. So, here our two wannabe pimps were, in pain and waiting. It was a good thing that they had dealt with Kakashi long enough to know that he was never on time, but they were kind of hoping that, just this once, he'd be courteous enough to stick to his word. Guess hopes don't help in the long run…Regardless, they waited. Kakashi had to come sometime, right?

/Konoha Bridge, 9:12 am/

It had been over half an hour and there was still no sign of the infamous Copy-nin. And Naruto and Sasuke growing more impatient by the minute wasn't exactly helping.

"Where is he!" Naruto whined, flailing his arms about.

"I don't know," Sasuke sighed, looking at his reflection in the water. Currently, Naruto was sitting on the bridge while Sasuke simply looked over it. Seeing Naruto flailing around made Sasuke a little nervous. "By the way, dobe. Get off the bridge."

"No! Screw you, teme. I'm not getting off the-AHHH!" Yep. In response to Sasuke's concerned order, Naruto had moved enough to fall off the bridge and into the water below. Hiding an amused smirk, Sasuke shrugged. "Told you to get off the bridge."

"Shut-up, Sasuke," Naruto responded, sputtering water out of his mouth like a fountain.

"Focus chakra to your feet, stand on the water, then jump back up," Sasuke ordered, turning back to his usual task of doing nothing.

Muttering, Naruto took Sasuke's suggestion, focusing his chakra and jumping back on the bridge. He was tempted to push the smug Uchiha into the water below, but decided that he was tired enough, and didn't need Sasuke to make it any worse.

/Konoha Bridge, 10:00 am/

An hour and a half. Naruto and Sasuke had been waiting a full hour and a half for their ever-tardy jounin sensei. Naruto was complete dry now and the boys sat on the bridge, staring up at the clouds.

"I feel like Shikamaru," Naruto stated with a classic Shika sigh.

"That's troublesome," Sasuke responded, completely straight-faced.

There was silence, then the two wannabe pimps shared laughter at Sasuke's bad attempt at a joke.

"That sucked, teme."

"I know, dobe."

Then they went back to staring at the clouds.

/Konoha Bridge, 10:45 am/

"Where the hell is he!" Naruto screamed jumping up and down on the bridge.

Sasuke blinked several times at his companions childish behavior. "Naruto, quit being dumb. You know Kakashi's at least three hours late to everything. That includes meeting us to discuss our complete and total failure."

The blonde shinobi scoffed, fixing his head band. "He's such a prick." Naruto sat by Sasuke once again to wait for Kakashi.

At that moment, their pink-headed teammate made her way onto the bridge. "Hey, Sasuke! Naruto! What are you guys doing here?" she called, running to her team.

Naruto jumped up again to meet his rosette friend. "Oi, Sakura-chan!"

Sasuke's eyes widened. It was officially time to freak. 'If Sakura finds out what we're doing, she'll pummel us into the ground! I have to shut Naruto up!' he thought frantically, jumping up to join his teammates.

"So, what are you two doing here? You usually don't just…hang out with each other," Sakura asked, rather behooved as to why Naruto and Sasuke were on a bridge together.

"Well…" Sasuke began, but was, once again, interrupted by his blonde friend.

"Sasuke and I are waiting on Kakashi-sensei, Sakura-chan!"

"Kakashi-sensei? But, why would just you two be waiting on him?" she asked, a little hurt to know that she wasn't invited to join her sensei and teammates to do something. "Are you three going on a mission?"

Sasuke could recognize the hurt and could tell she was on the brink of tears. Not being able to handle crying girls very well, Sasuke decided to take the situation back under control. He covered Naruto's mouth with his hand and proceeded to explained a rather elaborate, yet believable, lie to the poor kunoichi. "You see, Sakura, Naruto and I are waiting for Kakashi because he owes us some money."

"Really? What for?" Sakura inquired, a little bit happier that she wasn't left out of something that only her male colleagues were able to do.

"Well…He caught Naruto and I this morning and asked us to deliver something to the Hokage for him, because you know Kakashi and how lazy he is."

"Yeah, he is rather lazy." Sakura affirmed, rolling her eyes.

"Exactly," Sasuke continued. "So, in order to get us to do anything for him, Naruto and I made Kakashi promise to pay us something for our troubles, considering how far Kakashi lives from the Hokage Tower. Hence, why we're waiting here for him. Right, Naruto?" He sent the gagged ninja a glare to ensure his cooperation.

Naruto understood what Sasuke was saying and simply nodded in agreement to Sasuke's story.

"Oh. Well, I'm sorry for butting into your business. I was just afraid that I was left out of something," Sakura apologized, slightly pink from her embarrassment.

"It's fine, Sakura. Don't worry about it. So, what are you doing out here, anyway?" Sasuke asked, quickly changing the subject and keeping his hand over Naruto's mouth so that the loud-mouth didn't screw anything up.

"Oh, well, I was going to the store to get a couple of things for my mom."

"Oh. Then you should get going. I'm sorry we held you up," Sasuke apologized, showing sincerity.

The pink of Sakura's face deepened. "Oh! Don't worry about, Sasuke-kun. I-it's fine! Really! Well, I should go…" Sakura walked past the two ninja, calling her goodbye as she disappeared around a bend.

Sasuke released his grip on Naruto's mouth and sighed in relief. "That was too close for comfort."

Naruto wasn't as relieved as Sasuke, however. "Teme!" he growled.

"I had to keep you from telling Sakura why we were waiting for Kakashi. If she found out that we were looking for prostitutes so we could be pimps, she'd kill us and start lecturing us about degrading women like that. And, I'd rather not hear that right now," Sasuke explained, looking boredly at his fellow shinobi.

Naruto blinked. "Oh. Got it."

The two sat down, exhausted from their encounter with Sakura.

/Konoha Bridge, 11:20 am/

There was a poof of gray smoke, awaking two resting and annoyed genin. Kakashi stood before his students, holding his precious Icha Icha book.

Naruto sprung up and pointed furiously at their sensei. "YOU'RE LATE!"

"I know," Kakashi answered. "But I was walking down the street when a bag of animal crackers appeared and all the little animals in it jumped out of the bag and chased me all around the village."

Sasuke sweatdropped. "That has to be the dumbest excuse you've ever come up with, Kakashi."

"Sorry. Short notice," he apologized, his visible eye crinkling to indicate his smile.

"Yeah, whatever," Sasuke and Naruto grumbled simultaneously, crossing their arms and glaring at the older ninja.

"So," Kakashi began, deciding to get straight to the point. "How did it go?"

Naruto and Sasuke exchanged glances. It was wordlessly decided that Sasuke should be the one to break the news. "Well…not so good."

"Not so good?" the elder ninja echoed.

"Not so good. We…didn't recruit anyone."

Both boys hung their heads. "We're sorry, Sensei."

Kakashi chuckled, causing the boys to snap their heads up. "It's okay boys. Actually, this is what I expected of you."

Sasuke eyes narrowed. "What?"

"Coming back empty-handed is what I expected of you two."

Naruto was still confused. "So, you had no faith in us? At all?"

Kakashi smiled. "Nope. None."

Sasuke and Naruto's eyes burned, their chakra levels rising slowly.

"So…we almost got killed for nothing?" Sasuke interrogated, Sharingan activated and stepping closer to Kakashi.

"Um…yes…?" Kakashi responded, growing concerned.

"And we almost got kicked out of Ichiraku's for nothing?" Naruto growled, his Kyuubi voice coming out.

"Um…I guess so…? What are you two doing…?" Kakashi asked, very concerned of his safety.

"Kakashi-sensei," Sasuke began, he and Naruto glaring at the jounin.

"Run." they stated concurrently.

Kakashi wasted no time in using his ninja speed to run away from the enraged boys, the two of them on directly on his trail.

So, for the next few hours, Kakashi really was chased around the village by a couple of animals, however, they were much more dangerous than any cracker he could've ever encountered.

FINIS!

Well, that's it. No more. It's all done. A humorous ending to a humorous tale.

So. I guess this is goodbye, you guys.

Sasuke: Liar. You already have something else in mind.

LGF: -glares at Sasuke- How do /you/ know?

Sasuke: Cuz it's about me?

Naruto: And me!

LGF: Tch. Smug, little brats. It was /supposed/ to be a surprise! Alright, alright. I have another 'Pimp My Sasuke' in mind.

Sasuke and Naruto: YAY! -party-

LGF: Yeah, whatever. So, keep a look out for the third and final "Pimp My Sasuke." Until then, guys!

See the 'Review This Story'? Good. Review! Or else you'll make the boys cry…

Naruto and Sasuke: -tear up, pouty lip, and angel pose- Pwease…?

Updated:6/30