Disclaimer: I do NOT own Saint Seiya. And that is a shame.

Hello, loyal Saint Seiya fans! This is my first fanfic so please be nice! Enjoy all the insanity of the Horoscope signs and more getting tortured by the idea of not knowing how to decorate and organize in a girl's likes for Athena's birthday!

Camus from the audience throws an iced tomato. "GET ON WITH THE STORY!"

Yoruichi: "OW! Okay! Ahem."

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Mu was depressed. Shaka was depressed. Almost every saint in Sanctuary is depressed. Especially Camus. Why? Athena's birthday was coming soon. Mu didn't know what to get her, someone of so much power, in fact, nobody knew what to get her. Worst of all, Camus hardly even celebrate birthdays! Oh, no!

Shura was pacing around in his temple. And he was sure that every saint was doing the same. What should I get her, what should I get her…? Maybe I don't need to get her anything! Wait! No! She's ATHENA. I can't give her notthing! Ummmm… Maybe a… A goat's head! …No. Girls don't like those things… This was starting to get tiring because Shura was a MAN. He never really understood girls.

"Maybe… I should think like a girl. Right. Think like one." Shura decided out loud as he started to concentrate. "Okay… What comes to my mind when I think of girls are… Teddy bears…" Shura grabbed a piece of paper and started jotting notes. "Unicorns, ballet, lip gloss, glitter, Barbie dolls, pink…" Shura couldn't think of anymore. He stared at his notes. "Athena wouldn't like any of these." Shura stared at the paper for about 10 minutes before he slammed his head onto a wall several times.

Shura's little Wall-Slamming-seizure was interrupted by Milo. The scorpion saint looked carefree, as he sat down on Shura's couch and laughed at Shura. The Spanish Capricorn saint stared at the Scorpio saint. "Milo. Why aren't you deciding what you are getting for Athena's birthday?" He asked. Milo smirked. "I already have something." Shura looked surprised. "What?" He asked. "This involves practically everyone in Sanctuary." Milo proudly announced. Shura seemed relieved. "Tell me! What?" He questioned excitedly. "A surprise birthday party. We will all participate in organizing it, so we don't really have to get her presents!" Milo announced bravely.

Shura's face stretched to a goofy grin. "Milo! You're a genius! Let's tell everyone in Sanctuary!" Shura exclaimed, already running off, sending invitations to everyone. Milo sweat-dropped and followed his lunatic friend.

Shura had everyone involved in the surprise party in no time, Shura was careful not to let Athena know with a big, "DON'T LET ATHENA KNOW!" On all the invitations to the saints. And in the next hour, all of them were gathered together at the Capricorn temple, willing or not. Milo grabbed a pencil and paper and jotted down jobs. The paper looked like this:

Milo: Party Organizer

Seiya, Shun, Ikki, Hyoga and Shiryu: Decoration Organizers

Shura: Food Organizer

Camus: Ice-Sculpture Organizer

Death-Mask: Mask/Costume Organizer

Mu: Entertainment Organizer

Shaka: Prayer Organizer

Saga/Kannon: People that lure Athena to the party without giving it away

Aphrodite: Music Organizer

Aldebaran: Person that go back and forth for… Stuff that other Organizers needed.

Aioria: Cake Organizer

Aioros: Other Cake Organizer

Dauko: …Shame on you! You didn't show up, so you don't have a job! D …Takes Dauko's present for Athena

So the jobs and roles were equally distributed. The saints got to work, thinking that everything would be as easy as pie… But… They are all men! They had NO idea how hard it should be to organize a girl's birthday party! Oh, the HORROR! And the… INSANITY!

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Okay! I'll leave you at that! Please remember, this was my first Fanfic sooo… Be nice! Tell me if you liked it or not!