Save a Horse, Ride Roy Mustang!, a fullmetal alchemist fanfic

Disclaimer: I dont own the song or the characters

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Save A Horse, Ride Roy Mustang

Roy Mustang had everything a man could want. Money, he is a Colonel in the Furhers army, he was popular at work, he was single, and he had a body that could make the toughest woman on Earth beg to be his. And he used this to his full advantage.

Well I walk into the room

Passin out hundred dollar bills.

And it kills and it thrills

Like the horns on my Siverado grill!

Roy Mustang could also hold his beer, which was good because he spent a good portion of a day at the local bar, flirting and making some bartenders very rich and some hot waitresses VERY happy. But he always had his heart set on a certain someone at work.

And I buy the bar a double round of crown

and everybodys gettin DOWN in this town!

It aint never gonna be the same!

This someones name was Riza Hawkeye. Sharp shooter, First Leiutenant, Roys secretary, and the only one immune to Roys charm. Though she would never admit it, she was just hiding her feelings for the poor arrogant fool. Riza was positive that Roy didnt love her, after all if he LOVED her, why did go struting around town like a peacock?

And I saddle up my horse

And I ride into the city!

I make a lot of noise

cuz the girls, they are so pretty!

Ridin up and down Broadway on my old stud Leroy!

And the girls say

Save A horse ride a cowboy!

Everybody says

Save a horse ride a cowboy!

Whenever the beer went to Roys head he d start singing at the bars, and though she hated to admit it, he was a great singer, even when he was drunk. Riza would stop in every once in a while to hear him sing. Shed even have a bottle of beer and even though she was pretty good at staying sober, sometimes it went to her head, too.

Well I dont give a dang

About nothin Im singing and bling blingin

While the girls are drinkin

Long Necks Down!

And I wouldnt trade ol Leroy

or my Cheverolet or your Escalade

Our your Freak Parade

Cuz Im the Only John Wayne

Left in this town!

Well one night, Riza and Roy got drunk. Riza accidently threw herself on Roy and told him that she loved him. Roy said the same thing to her, so the two went for a ride in his pickup...you can guess what happened after that...

Well Im a thoroughbred

Thats what she said

In the back of my truckbed

as I was gettin buzzed on the suds

Out on some back country road

We were flying high

as fine as wine,

Havin ourselves a Big and Rich time

And I was goin just about as far as she let me go.

Oh, but her evaluation of my cowboy reputation

Had me beggin for salvation all night long!

So I took her out giggin frogs

Introduced her to my old bird dog,

Singin every Willie Nelson song I could think of

And we made LOVE!

Riza woke up next to Roy in the back of a pickup. She felt something against her leg and discovered that she was naked. In a pickup. Alone. With Roy... and a strange pain between her legs..."OH GOD!"