Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh! or anything related to it. It belongs to Kazuki Takahashi, Shounen Jump comics, 4kids entertainment, FUNamation, and anyone else who owns it. Also, I do not own the name: Yoda; I don't know who does. And the title: There's Trouble A Foot is a line that Sherlock Holmes uses. So I don't own that as well.

Note: Sorry it took me so long to update. Been busy with school, babysitting and other junk. As always.

Anyway, on with chapter three!

Chapter 3: There's Trouble A Foot

"Think we should go up?" Asked Yugi. Yami and Kaiba were still engaged in a fiery argument.

"Nah! I say we let them yell it out and go grab a pizza." Answered Joey.

"Same here." Agreed Tristan.

"Sounds good to me." Replied Yugi. They all headed for the door.

"And where do you think you three are going?" Said Te'a, firmly placing her hands on her hips and fixing the three teenage boys in a hard gaze. All three of them stopped dead in their tracks and turned to face her. Busted. "Were you three actually going to leave those two upstairs? Arguing for the rest of the day!"

"That was the idea." Remarked Joey.

"I thought it was a good idea." Agreed Tristan.

"Same here." Said Yugi.

"And what about Bakura? What if he arrives while you three are out stuffing your faces with pizza?"

"Oh yeah, forgot 'bout him." Said Joey.

"So now what do we do?" Asked Tristan.

"I say we go up those stairs and tell ol' Moneybags ta hit da road!" Joey offered.

"What if Kaiba doesn't want to leave?" Yugi asked. But Joey was already halfway up the stairs.

"Then we make him!" Came the reply.

"Why do I have a feeling this isn't going to end well?" Muttered Yugi. He and the others started to fallow Joey up the stairs when the doorbell rang.

"You guys go on without me, I'll see who's at the door."

"Kay Yugi," said Te'a, "but you better not take to long. You know how Joey gets around Kaiba."

"Yeah," agreed Tristan, "he's a regular hot-head when it comes to Kaiba."

"Don't worry guys, I wont take long."

With that, the two teens started up the stairs and Yugi walked over to the door. But before he had the chance to turn the doorknob, he was halted by Kaiba's voice echoing down the stairway.

"What the BEEP are you doing here, Wheeler?" Kaiba demanded.

"Well Mr. Smarty-pants, unlike you, I happened to be invited to dis here party." retorted Joey, with a temper to match, and surpass, Seto Kaiba's, "So why don't ya get the BEEP out of my pal Yugi's house!"

"I'll go only after I get my duel with the pharaoh!"

"I've already told you that I have no intension in dueling you today. So take a hike!"

"You will duel me Pharaoh!"

"No I won't!"

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"Gotcha." Said Yami, smirking wildly while folding his arms across his chest. "That's twice today. I'm on a roll."

"Ooooooooh. You cheated!"

"What's dis? The great Seto Kaiba wining like a wittle baby?"

"Put a sock in Wheeler!"

"My, my, my, aren't we a wittle bit grouchy today. Looks like someone needs a wittle nappy poo."

"I'm warning you, Wheeler." Kaiba growled, growing extremely impatient. His fists tightly clenched at his sides.

"Want uncle Joey to sing you a wittle wullaby before you go nighty night?"

Yami had to cover his mouth to suppress his laughter as Kaiba's face turned a fiery red.

Downstairs, Yugi was trying his best not to break out laughing as well. He could just picture Kaiba's expression right now. Then there came a loud knock at the door and Yugi finally remembered the reason why he was there in the first place.

"Coming!" Yugi yelled.

He opened the door a tiny crack and was delighted to see his friend, Ryo, standing outside. But, for some strange reason, Ryo didn't look all that thrilled to see him.

'What's wrong with Ryo?' Yugi thought to himself, 'He sounded so happy to be coming over earlier this morning. What changed him?'

Yugi's questions were soon answered as the door was roughly pushed open, revealing yami Bakura.

Bakura rudely pushed Yugi out of the way, knocking him to the ground.

"Out of the way, runt." He growled as he stormed past Yugi and up the stairs.

Yugi got up and brushed himself off, "Yeah, nice to see you to." He said sarcastically to Bakura's back.

"Sorry Yugi." Ryo said now. Yugi turned towards his friend who was at the moment staring at the ground and shuffling his feet. "He found out about the sleepover and made me bring him along."

"It's okay, Ryo." Yugi said, understandingly. Ryo didn't feel any better.

The yelling now intensified as Bakura reached the top of the stairs.

"Tomb Robber! How dare you show your face here!" Yelled Yami.

"I'll show my face anywhere I please! I don't need some arrogant pharaoh with a lousy haircut telling me where I can or cannot be!"

"Hey, he can tell ya anythin' he wants ta, nut-job!"

"Well, well, well. What do we have here? Pharaoh's pet?" Bakura coolly replied.

"WHAT! Are you callin' me a mutt?"

"That's exactly what he's saying, mutt."

"Stay outa dis Kaiba!"

"Make me."

"I'll make you." Said Yami.

"Go ahead and try it!" Kaiba shot back.

"Come on, guys, can't we all just…get along?" Everyone glared at Te'a. Then they looked back to one another and nodded their agreement.

After they were finished locking Te'a in the closet, they went back to their bickering; which was now louder and more…constructive then before.

"Wanna go outside?" Yugi now asked Ryo.

"That would be wonderful." Replied Ryo, who was anxious to get out of the house.

Once outside, the two friends breathed a long, relaxing breath of fresh air, then sat down on the pavement.

"Ahhhh, much better." Remarked Yugi.

"You said it. For the first time this morning, I feel completely at ease."

Their peace, however, was soon interrupted by the front door opening. Both of them turned around, only to see Kaiba's younger brother, Mokuba, standing in the front doorway.

"May I join you two?" He asked, gloomily.

"Of course." Replied Yugi, moving over so that Mokuba could have a spot to sit.

"Thanks. You wouldn't believe how hectic it is in there!"

"We believe it!" Yugi and Ryo replied in unison.

"I mean, first my big brother starts arguing with the pharaoh. After that, Joey comes upstairs and starts fighting with Seto. Then Bakura comes up and picks a fight with everyone!"

"That defiantly sounds like our Bakura." Remarked Yugi.

"Yeah. Anyways, I'd finally taken enough so I came down here."

"A wise decision you have made." Said Yugi in his best Yoda voice.

"I agree. Before I left, though, Bakura and the pharaoh started ranting about some 'ultimate revenge'. Or something like that. One took off towards the kitchen and the other started rummaging through his backpack. I left before I saw what they were getting though."

Yugi and Ryo exchanged horrified glances, their eyes widening to the size of saucers. They knew exactly what their yami's would be getting.

"They wouldn't." They gasped. "Would they?"

They jumped up from the pavement and bolted through the door just in time to let out a blue cloud of smoke. Coughing and gagging, they ran up the stairs only to be confronted with a sight worse then their most horrific nightmares. A sight that would send even the Grim Reaper running for the hills!

"This is not good."

To Be Continued…

He-he, now the fun really begins.

This chapter wasn't exactly as funny as I would have liked. But oh well. Let me know if you wish me to continue with this fict.

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See ya later!