§ The Pwnage Club §
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wizet -pwns- maplestory
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SQUEEEEEE The death call of a hyper sin rang clearly through the once quiet town. No one could escape from her wrath now. No one except… FWEE! Oh dear, it seems he's had a little too much sugar too. That's it no more over-nighters… and definitely no more lime jello.
The female sin hopped onto a stack of blocks, grinning menacingly, while her male companion continuously jumped up and down nearby. It was now 4am, the early morning hour two fourteen year olds should be sleeping soundly. Tonight; however, they were setting a new personal record, and, of course, perhaps cramming in some well needed training along the way.
You see these two aren't just online friends who met in some creepy yet somewhat funny incident somewhere in Henesys, oh no. These two are two online friends who knew each other since they were three but then forgot about each other but then met back in third grade and since have spent almost six good years of their lives being the total random idiots they are. (Gasps for air) But let's skip those six years for now, that's a story for another day. Let's move on to… oh say this past February, when chaos was born in a world called MapleStory.
"Ack, I'm bored. What to do? Oh what to do?" Mei finished typing the sentence and hit the send button. Four in the afternoon, no homework, no people home, nothing to do. The house was filled to the brim with pure, unadulterated boredom. Everything seemed dead. Maybe everything was dead. Who'd give a damn anyway?
There really was no excuse to be bored on this day in the first place. The girl was just using her teen rights to be lazy. She could have been outside, training for cross country, studying those algebra notes Mr. Wilk never really did explain thoroughly, working on her science project presentation which was due in a couple of weeks. The words 'no homework' really take a literal meaning in the minds of minors. No homework means no work, end of discussion.
Mei played with her raven black hair. It always took Nick ages to reply back to IMs, mainly because he was playing his beloved Super Mario games. Finally after what seemed to be years, his reply came back: "Hmm, why don't we find an online game to play?"
"Ha we tried that already. Remember? We've gone through about ten games at the most. I think we've lost our touch… ever since we stopped playing Ragnarok."
"I miss it too, but it screwed up your computer remember? We can't take that risk again. Especially since your dad got kind of pissed last time."
"Ugh. BUT I'M SO BORED!"
"We could always go back to the classics."
"Runescape? Are you nuts?"
"No no no, not that classic. Like something we've played before."
"Ragnarok…"
"NO!"
"R.O.S.E.?"
"Nah takes too much room."
"Uh… MapleStory?"
"Well, didn't you say it was too addicting? You quit beta last time because of it."
"I know, but just to see how it is now?"
"Okay sure."
"Yayness! Boredom now banished!"
Indeed, Mei had quit a year ago because it had dug into her grades too far. There was something about the game that seemed to be so appealing it was irresistible. Was it the 2D graphics? The catchy yet somewhat corny childish music? The fact that you could never, truly get that lost? The snail-killing-side-scrolling-uber-cute-character-designs-complete-with-funky-anime-expressions… ness? Well, whatever it was, our two heroes were craving it during that brisk, February day, and what started out as a boredom buster would soon spiral into a renewed addiction to the computer screen. And so begins the chronicles of The Pwnage Club.
Closing Notes: i wanted to stray away from my more serious writing style in this one. so this is the ending product. ah not my best, but it'll all work at eventually. this is a basic fanfic revolving around the misadventures of FlipMob, the guild that i swear my allegiance to on ms (believe it or not this entire story will be an almost accurate archive of real-life events). i had to swap some names around; however, due to the fact that a few of my friends have no idea i am even writing this (muahahahaha). of course, mei is yours truly. review puh-leez?many thanks! XD