New Devil of The Gremory House

Life 33: Hammer

Okay...so there are certain story arcs and beats you go into with a series you need to prepare for. The Tower and Heaven And Oración Seis arcs for Fairy Tail. Volume 3 for RWBY. And for DxD there are quite a few where things change drastically.

This arc...I've been waiting to reach it for a long time.

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"S-So do you use suction cups or glue or tape to achieve the desired effect?"

"Uh, no." Naruto answered, looking down and at the soles of his feet to show there was no adhesive along them. He placed them back on the ceiling and remained hanging upside down, "I just use my chakra and I stick to the walls and stuff."

"That is amazing! Real ninja stuff!" The bespectacled otaku marveled at the sight of Naruto hanging from the ceiling like it was nothing, "Hyoudou-kun, Koneko-chan, when you said you knew a real ninja I have to admit I was a bit skeptical! But he's actually real!"

"Don't worry Morisawa-San. Honestly I didn't even believe he was a ninja either when he first told me." Issei chuckled heartedly and ignored Naruto's middle finger in response, "But when you told me you were playing ninja games recently, I thought you'd like to meet one yourself."

"Well that's thoughtful Hyoudou-kun, but - um - the ninja games I was talking about were a little more risqué and...bouncy." The man looked over to the side and the three students noticed the pile of Senran Kagura games piled up by the console, "I was hoping more for a cute, busty, air-headed young ninja girl to come visit rather than some older yankee."

"Yep, because a cute busty air-headed ninja girl would be way more into your lechery." Koneko monotoned as she picked up one of the cases for the games and looked at the descriptions. These girls were her age...and they looked like they were smuggling squishy watermelons in their shirts. Well the ones that were at least decent enough to wear a shirt. The freshman pouted and tossed the case to the side, "Whatever."

"Sorry Morisawa-San, if I ever find a busty ninja girl I'll convince her to come over and visit." Issei said before staring ahead blankly, "On second thought, I would rather keep any cute ninja girls with sweater puppies to myself."

"Damn you Hyoudou-kun!"

"I can turn into a ninja girl if you really want to see one."

They all turned to Naruto as he stared back from his spot on the ceiling. The blond shrugged, "If you're seriously asking I can use a Transformation technique to turn into a girl so you can see one."

"You...you can turn into a girl?"

"Well, not like actually make myself a female or anything. I'd just look like a girl. I'd be an illusion."

Koneko looked mortified by this knowledge, "Why are we only now hearing about this?"

"Well I used to use a technique where I'd surprise people by turning into a naked woman or a dozen naked women and surrounding them." Koneko looked horrified to hear him say that, and even Issei and Morisawa looked a little judgmental. Naruto scratched his head meekly, "Yeah I...I did a bunch of stupid shit when I was younger. I'm trying not to use it now and...to be honest I wouldn't put it past anyone in this world to molest me even though they'd know I was a guy. Could you imagine Issei using that stripping attack or boob communication on me?"

"I WOULD NEVER USE IT ON A GUY!"

Naruto closed his hands together and concentrated before his body was engulfed in a cloud of smoke. A figure released its hold on the ceiling and dropped to the floor before standing back up. It was Naruto, but with a slimmer, leaner body, some curve to the hips and chest, and a softer, more feminine face. The new blonde had longer lashes, the clothes were a little more baggy, and had enough hair to separate into twin-tails.

"Holy shit!" Morisawa cried out as he examined the blonde girl that appeared in his room, "You were serious! Boobs and ass and curves and everything! And a ninja to boot! This is the absolute best!"

"Still a guy, calm the blood flow." The female Naruto stepped back defensively as the bespectacled man started to pant and fantasize to himself. He looked around and saw Koneko staring at him blankly. Specifically at his transformed body, "Koneko, are you okay?"

"So this is what you look like as a girl." The white-haired freshman noted in a dull voice before her eye twitched, "Did you have to make the tits so big?"

"This was my countermeasure against perverts so it just seemed effective." She continued to frown at his excuse before he sighed, "Please don't hate me. Issei what else should we-"

"AH, IT LOOKS SO CONVINCING! AND THAT JUST MAKES IT SO MUCH WORSE! THIS IS WRONG! WWRRROOOOONNNNNGGGG!"

...

"Yeah," Naruto nodded, "I should keep this locked up while I'm in this world."

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"I can't believe you made a technique like that when you were just a kid, Senpai! Maybe you're even more of a pervert than I gave you credit for!"

"I am not a pervert and I am not like you. I made that jutsu up to fight against perverts."

"Sounds like the denial and deception of a truly depraved pervert." Koneko muttered as she held Issei's back while riding down the street on his bike, "Seriously, you deflect like those guys getting accused on TV."

"Look I know how bad it seems looking back, but it was just a move I used as a kid. I barely ever even used it in battle!" The whiskered blond defended himself as he ran along the walls by the street and rooftops of houses Issei's bike passed by, "I mean I didn't use a naked harem of people to interrupt a fight or save the world or anything."

"I'm thankful for that." Koneko nodded, "I have a lot of respect for you but it would be seriously damaged if you turned into a bunch of naked men or women to win a fight. That'd be like an Issei-senpai level of disgusting you'd resort to."

"I'd never go that far!"

"Hey!"

Naruto blew a raspberry as Issei fumed and started pedaling faster. The ninja and the pervert seemed to be racing each other down the street to win whatever competition this was supposed to represent. Koneko remained balanced on the back of the bike seat as they sped down. She shook her head in disbelief that this would settle any argument they had about perversion or-

Koneko's eyes widened for a moment before narrowing in thought. She looked back in the corner of her eyes before focusing forward, "Issei-senpai."

"Yeah?"

"Bring out your gauntlet."

"Huh?" Issei slowed down and looked back at his younger friend, "What do you mean, Koneko-chan? Is something-"

"Don't stop."

Issei looked over and saw Naruto was still running along the wall, but his intense expression from partaking in their impromptu race had changed into one of stern focus. Issei decided to follow his ninja friend down the street and around the corner as Koneko continued to hold on tightly. As they continued to ride down the street Issei summoned Boosted Gear over his arm and prepared for whatever it was they were sensing.

They came to an old, rundown building that Issei remembered them visiting once before when they had to chase down a Stray Devil in the area. It was abandoned and empty so no one would be walking through here or be curious enough to look around if something happened here. As Issei pulled up and Koneko jumped off the back of his bike, Naruto had created a clone and ordered it to jump into the scaffolding to wait. They slowly turned towards the entrance before Koneko's ears and tail sprouted out, "We know you're there. So come out already so we can see you."

After Koneko's challenging remark there was a dead, nearly eerie silence that hung over the empty building they had retreated to. Not even a breath was taken between the three of them before something finally changed.

A shadow loomed through the entrance of the building as if it were actually sapient. Slowly the black figure took more of a definitive, human shape until the shadow pulled away. It revealed the young man using the shadows as a cloak to hide himself in, dressed in a dark school uniform and pushing his glasses back up his nose. Beside him several other boys and girls emerged to face the three Devils.

Naruto's attention went to the man weaving shadows around his body like fabric. He summoned his Sacred Gear on his arm and whispered, "Kurama, any idea?"

[I'm sensing them right now and there's nothing different about them.]

"Meaning?"

[They're not Devils or Angels or Fallen Angels or Gods or Demigods or whatever else they could possibly be. They're human.]

Naruto was surprised to hear that and Koneko and Issei noticed his look, "They're humans." Issei was shocked to hear that while Koneko had probably already sensed it with her Senjutsu. Once they had squared up, Naruto spoke out to the gathered humans, "I'm not sure what it is you want, but I promise you this isn't a fight you wanna be a part of."

"Actually it is." One of the young men said as he spoke up for his group, "If anything we just didn't expect this fight to happen so soon. We were planning to fight all of the members of Rias Gremory's group, but apparently we were just spotted a little too soon. How did you know we were there?"

"I'm attuned to the nature and energy around me," Koneko answered as her ears slightly flicked on her head, "I felt something was following us for a bit when we were in the street."

"I thought we had concealed ourselves." One of the girls said, her voice having an accusatory edge as the shadow-user shrugged in response. Her eyes focused on Naruto, "And what about you? Did you notice us through our energies too?"

"No, I felt your intent." The whiskered [Pawn] smirked at them, "Word of advice for the future; when you're tailing someone you plan to fight, don't imagine how you're going to fight them. That desire to attack and kill leaks out and people sensitive to it will notice right away. Might as well have a neon sign over your heads that says 'I'm sneaky', so don't do that."

"Dammit, I guess we need to practice our subterfuge a little more next time." One of the young humans said in annoyance before looking around at her comrades. She noticed one boy just staring ahead at the group of Devils in silent shock before she smacked his shoulder, "Hey, what are you spacing out about?"

"It's…it's him." The young man said in disbelief. When some of the other gathered humans were confused by what he was referring to before he desperately continued, "I mean come on that can't be a coincidence! They look the same!"

Issei and Koneko looked over at Naruto to see he was as befuddled by their conversation as they were. The whiskered ninja shook his head, "Who the hell are you people anyway?"

"We are members of the Khaos Brigade."

"Khaos Brigade?" Issei groaned, "What the hell are you doing here? Come to get revenge for that Beelzebub dickhead and his team of pricks? I didn't think they'd be recruiting humans once they were out of Devils."

"We are not here to avenge those foolhardy Devils that were just vying for a throne that was no longer theirs to claim. We are here on behalf of a far more noble group and worthwhile goal. We are here on behalf of the Heroes."

Naruto and Issei looked to each other, "Heroes?"

[Legends speak of warriors that stood up against the greatest, most daunting of challenges head on and conquered them like none before. Men and women who have committed such deeds and feats of epic proportion that their names continue to reverberate through modern history. Even though they were humans, thought to be the weakest and most fragile race in the worlds, they forged names and monikers that demanded recognition. These were what were called heroes, and I believe these people are attempting to forge their own legends by defeating those they deem evil.]

"These guys wanna become heroes?" Issei looked down at his gauntlet after Ddraig had finished clarifying who they were up against, "So that means if they're hunting us to get their glory-"

"We're trophies." Koneko frowned, "I don't like that."

"Although you might consider it flattering." Naruto lowly chuckled before he stepped forward, "If you're looking for great evil to triumph, I don't we're the ones you should be going after."

"You're gaining power at an alarming rate and one of you is the new generation Red Dragon Emperor." They responded, "This kind of growth and power in the hands of Devils can only be considered dangerous." One of the young humans pulled out a weapon and charged forward, "So we need to stop you now before it's too-"

Naruto skipped forward to cross the distance, his leg blurring up and striking the ambitious hero across the cheek and knocking them unconscious. The others heroes stilled and watched the blond Devil slowly lower his leg and click his heel against the concrete. He reached behind his back and pulled out his knife, twirling it along his fingers before sharply grasping it, "I don't know whether it's too late or not, but it definitely isn't going to be easy for you kids to get our heads."

[Balance Breaker!]

Issei's body was wreathed in red aura before it disappeared and left him in his Scale Mail. The instant it did the heroes took that as their signal to charge and attack. They ran forward en masse and attempted to overwhelm the three Devils with their numbers.

Naruto wasn't intimidated and charged forward to meet them. He parried and riposted their weapons with strikes of his knife, and countered with quick jabs and kicks. His attacks were fast and not devastatingly powerful, but with his dodging and attacking back he was easily keeping all the oncoming foes at bay. For the few that evaded his incoming attacks and charged into his guard, they were met with a fireball to the chest or an electric shock thanks to his Demonic Power.

Koneko let out light yells and grunts as she punched her foes away. With her enhanced strength thanks to her [Rook] piece and the power granted to her through Senjutsu, she was swatting away her enemies with barely any effort. She caught blades and spears between her hands and snapped off the metal before retaliating with a kick to the stomach.

Issei on the other hand didn't need to parry or dodge the attacks because they simply bounced off his Scale Mail. His armor was too tough and sturdy for the paltry attacks to do any real damage to it. When the physical attacks proved worthless, some of the other heroes started to recite incantations and release magical attacks to overpower the perverted [Pawn]. But even then it was futile as his armor endured and he passed through their efforts. He knocked them around with a wave of his arms, holding back and fretting that if he wasn't careful he might end up killing all these humans with minimum effort.

"HYAA-GYEH!" Issei was throwing a punch but had to quickly lurch back as a shadow weaved out of the ground and shot for his head like a long black blade. Shadows continued to rise up from the ground and spread out to do the same for Naruto and Koneko. The Devils were separated from the young, aspiring heroes they were beating back by a veil of moving shadows between them. The shadows then started to form into the shapes of people that stood across from them. Issei raised his fists, "This seems way stronger than the rest of those guys."

"Everyone, step back!" The shadow-user as well as three other heroes stepped forward as the other members retreated back behind them. Shadows continued to rise up as if they were alive as the three heroes prepared for battle; two of them gaining bows while the third's hands were engulfed in blue fire, "We will handle things from here on out."

"So," Naruto spoke to his comrades, "It isn't just me, right?"

"No, these four are much stronger than the rest of them." Koneko agreed, "And they are Sacred Gear wielders to boot."

"Just so you know that explanation you had earlier wasn't totally accurate." The shadow-wielder corrected as his shadows continued to spread out and take form, "Some of us are trying to gain the title of hero, while some of us are just continuing the family tradition. We have the blood of heroes coursing through our veins, so beating and killing monsters and demons is second nature for us. So don't expect an easy fight from here on out."

Two shadows raised up in front of the bow-wielders and they jumped inside, disappearing from sight when the shadows lowered. Once they were gone, the hero summoning blue flames threw a jab forward and created a pillar of flame towards the Devils. Naruto and Koneko leapt back as Issei charged forward and took the flames head-on.

The blue flames raged on and died out, but there was no damage to Issei's armor as it was extremely flame resistant. His Demonic Power gathered in his hand before he launched his attack, "Dragon Shot!" The green beam shot forward but flew into a shadow in its path and completely disappeared. Issei exclaimed in his armor, "What the fuck was - GAAAH!"

"Senpai!" Koneko called out as Issei's attacked reappeared behind him and left severe damage on his back. As she ran over to check on him, Naruto scowled and focused his power into his hand. Concentrated orbs of fire, electricity, and wind formed between his hands before he tossed them at the heroes. Three more shadows sprouted up and swallowed the attacks.

Naruto's eyes widened as he ducked forward and avoided the lighting ball flying up from his shadow towards his back. He immediately jerked his upper body back and dodged the wind ball coming towards him from the shadows along the wall. He raised his guard and prepared for the fire ball to come next, but heard a faint pop by his side and looked over.

Koneko had her hand raised and smoke coming off her palm after blocking the surprise attack from her shadow. She looked over at him, "Can you please not supply them with ammunition?" He tried to pass it off with an apologetic smile before she noticed a glint behind his head, "Senpai, look out!"

Naruto's body moved on reflex and his leaned away from the green arrow of light that flew by his face. However it flew into his shadow on the ground and emerged from the wall at his side. He turned around quickly enough and destroyed the arrow with a sharp, powerful swing of his knife.

Another arrow, this time made of blue light, flew down from the ceiling to skewer him as well. Naruto yelled and swung up to destroy it as well but it turned in the air and honed in on his temple. The whiskered blond had no other choice but to catch the projectile in his hand before it could pierce him. He did it, stopping it only centimeters from sliding through his skull, but the Light properties of the weapon reacted with his Devil physiology and caused his hand to start smoking.

"Senpai, are you okay?" Issei asked as he recovered and lifted himself up, "You can't let those Light attacks touch you!"

"Yeah, just a reflex." Naruto said with a hiss, letting his injured hand hang at his side as he scowled, "This shadow game shit is going to be a pain in the ass." He smirked and created another ball of Demonic Power, "Looks like I've got no choice."

"Damn Devil, did the last exchange not teach you anything? Your attacks can't escape from my shadows."

"I know, and I'm not aiming for you." Naruto lobbed his attack up towards the scaffolding. The two bow-wielders prepared to change position before they realized his attack wasn't going anywhere near them. But they panicked when they finally noticed the blond clone meditating out of their line of sight and was popped by the elemental attack.

Naruto's body was filled with natural energy as his eyes changed and Sage Mode was activated. Issei stepped forward, the eyes of his helmet glinting as he decided he wasn't going to hold back anymore. And finally Koneko slowly moved to join them, her eyes changing colors as her body started to release faint blue flames.

The flame-wielding hero threw his arms forward and released a powerful stream of fire at the Devils. Koneko did the same, releasing her own blue flames that collided with the hero's and raised the temperature of the room they fought in by serveral dozen degrees. As Koneko held off the flame-wielder, Naruto and Issei dashed around and rushed him from the sides. Shadows rose up in front of them and dozens of blue and green arrows rushed out to riddle them.

Issei's Ascalon popped out of his gauntlet and he swung it around in a mighty arc, shattering and deflecting the blue arrows before they could hit him. Naruto opted to dodge instead of intercept, leaning back and weaving around the green arrow barrage. Even when they turned or twisted in the air, Issei and Naruto were able to handle the barrage of blue and green arrows handedly.

Koneko increased the intensity of her flames and was able to match the Sacred Gear's output enough to stall it for a moment. In that instant the Nekomata slipped forward and jumped over Naruto and Issei's heads. She extended her hands and released two powerful bursts of flames into the shadows that clashed with the light arrows coming out of them.

"GAH!"

This caused a strange reaction that made the shadows shift, constrict and tremble. They also heard the shadow-user yell and cry out in pain as whatever happened in his shadows was affecting him. In response the flame hero stood up to protect him and launched another wave of fire at the Devils.

Issei stomped his foot and braced his arms, letting the mighty wave of blue flames wash over like a blazing tide. As the fires covered Issei but failed to burn him, Naruto decided he would use this opportunity to gain the upper hand.

He closed his eyes and started to focus his Demonic Power into his right hand. The image of pure, untouched light traveled through his body, down his right arm, and into his hand. And when it came out, that energy started to take the form of jumping and frantic electricity.

He thought back to what Rias had told him before about how his Demonic Power was altered and enhanced by his Sage Mode. Since then he had been practicing when he had the free time to try it out, and remembered the other times a simple concentration of Demonic Power had become far more potent while he was using Sage Mode. The natural energy in his body amplified the Demonic Power he molded from his spirit, and made it far more powerful.

It's what changed the simply ball of electricity in his hand into a lightning bolt that violently snapped and crackled with untapped energy.

In Naruto's other hand he formed two balls of wind that were rapidly getting faster. He leapt up behind Issei, jumping over the blue flames that swathed over him and lobbed the wind attacks at the heroes. He made sure to stagger their launch, throwing one ball ahead of the other as they sailed straight towards the shadow-wielder.

The weary hero raised his shadows and swallowed the wind attacks one after the other. The moment they disappeared, Naruto focused his senses and concentrated as he dropped down through the air. He felt one of his attacks come flying out of his shadow and turned in the air to avoid its path. And when he felt the other want start to re-emerge, he twisted his body and aimed at the shadow-

"Lighting's Crash!"

He threw the lighting bolt towards the shadow in time for it to collide with the incoming wind attack. They two exploded violently inside the shadow and caused the shadow user to scream in pain again as the shock went through his entire system. The pain was enough to floor him completely, and caused the flame-wielder to stop attacking for a moment to help his comrade.

With the two heroes occupied, Koneko spread out her wings and flew up in the air. Closer to the scaffolding, she spotted the bow-wielding heroes hiding in the shadows and worried about their teammates. With them distracted, Koneko released a rush of blue flames in their direction. The heroes were forced to jump down to avoid being burnt by the flames from the white-haired [Rook].

Once they landed, all four of the Sacred Gear heroes were gathered together in a group. Behind them, the other less powerful members of their group squeezed together. The shadow-wielder was helped to his feet and with a pained expression snarled out his threat, "Just you wait...you won't be so lucky with the true heroes of our group."

"Bring it on!" Issei yelled, "We can handle anything you wannabes can throw at us!"

"No...you can't."

He waved his arm up and the shadows swallowed all of them. They melted back into the ground and all the members of the Heroes faction were gone.

Once their enemies were gone, the trio of Devils finally took a moment to let out a breath of relief. They looked around at the ruined building and all the damages it had now due to their battle.

"So...we're gonna have to explain this when we get back, huh?"

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"I guess you finally had a run in with the Hero faction."

"You knew about this?"

"I've been getting reports." Azazel answered as he sat around the room with his students, typing away on his laptop with great focus as he spoke, "Some of my sources have been taking notice that descendants and spiritual successors of ancient heroes have been disappearing from their former posts and appearing around certain areas that had been attacked."

Rias frowned, "What are we dealing with exactly?"

"The next generation of heroes coming to change history." Azazel looked up from his screen to address the ORC properly, "These are the blood relatives and descendants of the heroes of legend and history. Young humans that have taken on the names and titles of their ancestors and aim to match the level of their victories. Vali has a friend on his side, Arthur, who is the direct descendant of King Arthur from Arthurian legend."

"I remember hearing so much about those stories." Irina said in surprise before she looked around, "King Arthur's legends are famous around the world, and they have withstood the test of time. If someone has taken up his name and continued his fighting-"

"He's gotta be pretty strong." Naruto and Koneko thought back to the bespectacled man that had interrupted their fight with Bikou and Kuroka, using two swords to cut through space and stop a Rasenshuriken in the air, "If that's a standard of strength we're going to fight, we might be in trouble."

Akeno looked over at the Fallen Angel, "So what are we looking at in terms of enemy forces?"

"That's kind of difficult to quantify." Azazel responded with a shrug, "It isn't like the Old Satan faction; which was filled with the descendants of former Maou and their retainers, along with any other disgruntled Devils that didn't like the current system. Heroes are harder to pin down," The Fallen Angel narrowed his eyes as he typed away, "Depending on the hero and how much they slept around, they could have who knows how many descendants. Not to mention people that have become successors or spiritual mediums for other heroes to use. And along with powerful individuals who want to be heroes, the rough number could be much bigger than we expect. I mean they've already started making moves and attacking certain areas to get our attention."

"They have?" Xenovia spoke up, "Then why haven't we been fighting back against them?"

"We have. We've had teams respond quickly to the calls and engaged them in battle everywhere. The attacks have been quick but they haven't done much damage as of yet."

"Oh, w-well that's good." Gasper mumbled as he perked up with hope, "T-That means they aren't nearly as bad as that other faction, right?"

"I didn't say that." Azazel warned, causing the teens to look at him as he looked up from his screen, "The attacks haven't been damaging but they have been incessant. Just when we think we can relax, they attack a different area or outpost we aren't anywhere close to. And we haven't been able to capture any of them yet because they escape before they get overwhelmed."

"So they might not have the same raw power or numbers as the Old Satan faction, but they don't need to have that kind of clout." Yuuto cupped his chin as he thought, "They can't launch big raids like the Old Satans, so instead they opt for quick hit-and-run attacks instead."

Issei shrugged, "Yeah but they haven't really done anything yet."

"That might not be the point." Yuuto countered, "Instead of just attacking us, what if they are testing us? Seeing how we react and respond to constant attacks and measuring our forces when they fight. You said the group that attacked you, Koneko-chan, and Naruto-senpai were originally just surveilling you, right Issei-kun?"

"They said that, yeah." Issei thought back to their fight last night before it hit him, "Are they seriously just testing the waters like that?"

"They're confident enough to challenge the Sekiryuutei and a group of youngsters at the center of all the big changes in our reality now. And they're doing it without revealing their hands or using any of their toughest members." Azazel chuckled, "They might not have the same numbers as the Old Satan team did, but these brats are thinking pretty strategically. Have a little more brain and presence of mind than just attack all the leaders when they can and then storm enemy lines hoping for the best. We're gonna want to keep an eye out for these guys from now on."

"Azazel-sensei?" Asia sat up from her spot and looked over at the Fallen Angel as he continued to focus on his screen, "Are you collecting data or messaging someone about the attack?"

"No, I did that earlier."

The students looked over as his fingers continued to dance over the keyboard like he was possessed. Naruto narrowed his eyes, "Then what the fuck are you so focused on exactly?"

He stopped and snickered before clicking on something, "A lot of important stuff actually. Replies to people I work with. Grading papers and homework. And right this moment…" He spun the computer around and smirked, "I'm checking out our little pet project."

"OOOOOOPPPPPPAAAAAIIIIIII!"

"Go, Oppai Dragon! Save the Breast Kingdom from the monsters!"

"Of course Princess! Boobie Beam!"

Rias hid her face in her hands and sighed heavily as the actress bearing a remarkable likeness to her bounced in her dress and called for the red armored hero to charge their enemies. The hero easily knocked the small monsters and creatures away with flashy choreography and blazingly bright attacks. The Gremory heriess' ears started to burn in response, "Turn that off!"

"Aw come on, we should be proud! These first few episodes are a massive hit! Oppai Dragon's show has become a cultural phenomenon around the Underworld and people are loving your characters! The responses online have been super favorable! Merchandise with your face on it is already flying off the shelf!"

"Yeah, I've seen the t-shirts. Pictures of my face splayed across the front saying 'I bet yours still aren't as big as mine!' Are you crazy?!"

"That's not exactly what the shirt says...it's pretty close but not exactly. Shouldn't you be happy so many people love you?"

"Not if all they love me for is my constant orders about breasts!" Rias argued before she heard a small snicker to the side. Her eyes narrowed, "Akeno? Have something to say?"

"N-No Buchou." The [Queen] struggled to calm herself and covered her mouth, "Not at all."

"Surrender villain! This is your defeat!"

"Nah, don't feel like it."

Now the Oppai Dragon was facing a familiar blond enemy. The whiskered actor had frog-like contacts in his eyes, with a bored, apathetic expression on his face.

The Breast Princess was the monarch of the Breast Kingdom. The Oppai Dragon was it's sworn protector. And it's mortal enemy...was the Lazy Sage who attacked them constantly.

This caused a violent but subdued reaction from the whiskered Devil the character was based on. He clenched his fists together tightly and shook with barely contained fury as his likeness was used in the children's program about tits. If he had to suffer any more humiliation because of this damn show-

"Ufu."

And with a quick slip from Akeno, he fucking raged.

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Koneko reentered the clubroom after her classes had ended early. Gasper had promised to drop in soon but needed to do some work on his laptop first before meeting up with everyone again. The freshman thought she would be alone in the room, but was surprised to see Naruto already taking a seat on the couch, "Senpai?"

"Hey, welcome back."

"Skipping classes again? I thought you would have learned from last time."

"No worries," He grinned, "I left a clone to suffer in my place. I get all the learning and I don't have to even sit in class. Have my clones back is awesome."

"You are seriously a terrible influence." She agreed as she came over and sat in his lap. Naruto had been surprised all the time when she had initially started following up on her vow to sit in his lap when she could, but now he had gotten so used to it that he expected it whenever they were in a room together. She got comfortable before looking over her shoulder, "So how does it feel to be a celebrity in the Underworld now?"

"Hey, don't think you can go making jokes like that without punishment." He threatened rather harmlessly to his dear friend as she showed a tiny smile, "Plus it isn't the same for me. Rias and Issei's characters are adored, but the Sage is a bad guy so people don't really like him. All the fans that responded with love for Rias' character demanded my guy get his ass kicked."

"Wow, almost sounds like you actually care about your character in the boob show."

"Shut up."

[Hey, you two are together. Awesome, glad we could get a moment to chat.]

The two looked down at the lights on Naruto's arm as Kurama's voice sounded out of it, "What's up Kurama?"

[We got something we want to talk with you about. Can you two close your eyes and clear your minds real quick?]

Naruto and Koneko shared a look before they complied. Naruto leaned back in the couch and closed his eyes and Koneko did the same to his chest. Soon enough the two Devils had started drifting out of their consciousness and into a deeper one.

When they opened their eyes they were standing in a vast, empty dark place. And they were surrounded by a giant fox, giant cat, and a giant turtle. The fox greeted them with a grin, "Welcome to our little home."

"Oh man I can't believe I'm back here." Naruto turned around and looked up at the Bijū, "Glad to see you two are doing okay."

"The Gremory territory has been treating me very well." Matatabi's tails swished wistfully behind her back, "This nice maid woman named Grayfia regularly visits with her son and brings me heaps of food I can try. I don't usually have to eat but what she brings me is really tasty."

"I'm glad you're okay, Matatabi." Koneko walked up to the giant two-tailed cat and allowed her own ears and tail to sprout up, "But what is this place?"

"It's a level of consciousness shared between us Bijū that we and our Jinchūriki can come to whenever or wherever we want. Since we revived, we have all been conversing down here to try and better understand the new world we live in."

"I guess that explains why you've been ducking out more recently." Kurama snickered and Naruto shrugged before he sat down between the towering beasts, "But if this helps you acclimate a little better, than I'm glad to see you guys talking it out." Koneko came over and sat down in his lap as well as they looked up at the giant beasts, "So what did you want to talk to us about?"

"Get a load of this. Turns out Isobu nearly started a fight in his new region."

"What?"

"Ugh, you're a jerk Kurama." The three-tailed turtle groaned and looked down at the Devils, "It was almost a fight. And I didn't even start it."

"Well what happened?"

"So I travel to the bottom of their sea and started to get comfortable. The water was kinda cold but I got used to it. Fish, sharks, whales, the lot of them swimming past. But then I'm faced with this giant serpent-like dragon that glares me down."

"Midgardsormr." Naruto looked down at Koneko as she spoke, "A Dragon King that resides in the North. He's supposed to be the largest dragon in existence, and he slumbers in the oceans and waits."

"Yep, that's him. He was so big even I was dwarfed in size, which was a new experience for me." Isobu yawned, "And I told him who I was and he told me about himself. I said I would be living here from now on. He didn't seem to like that very much. His body coiled like he was gonna strike. I prepared to fight. He yawned. I did too. We sat down and drifted to sleep. And that's pretty much that."

"Wow...I never would have thought a tale about two giant monsters about to fight could end so boringly." Naruto drawled as Koneko nodded in agreement, "I guess that non-fight wasn't really anything to be worried about at all, huh?"

"That's what I thought, but apparently just the fact we could have fought was some kind of big deal." Isobu begrudgingly moaned, "My Jinchūriki nearly had a panic attack when I told her what happened. Although that might just have been because I was speaking into her mind and she didn't expect it."

"What?!" Naruto yelled, causing Koneko to flinch and cover her sensitive ears after he had yelled so close into them. He quickly apologized and looked back up at Isobu, "Isobu, you have a Jinchūriki too?"

"Yep. Matatabi told me while we were down here and said she picked out a person and passed some energy into them before they ended up connected. I offered the old man that was bringing me to the ocean but he kinda unsettled me, so I gave it to someone else."

"Shit, Isobu do not make anyone else a Jinchūriki! Things were complicated enough when people sealed you guys into humans to make them possible war machines. It's just gonna get even more complicated if you can make people super powerful with just a connection of energy."

"Okay I won't do it anymore. But I've done it once and I don't think I can take that back."

"That's fine." Naruto let out a breath of relief before continuing, "So what do you think about your new Jinchūriki?"

"Neo-Jinchūriki."

"Don't start using that term or it'll go to Azazel's head."

"What else am I suppose to call myself?"

"I don't really know." The turtle answered uncertainly, "She freaked out when I gave her my power and she's panicked whenever I speak in her consciousness."

"Do you warm her when you do that?"

"Should I have?"

The Devils sighed and shook their head, "I think I need to speak with this person and try to ease them into this properly."

The Bijū looked down at them, "Do you want to meet her? I can bring her down here if you like."

"Oh yeah, that'll definitely help." He smiled down at the Nekomata on his lap, "She might be freaked out at first but if we explain to her what is happening then we might be able to meet up here more often."

"Sure," Koneko agreed, "A regular meeting for Neo-Jinchūrikis sounds like a good idea to build better relationships between each other."

"I love your enthusiasm but please don't make that term a thing."

"She's coming."

The thing about the Bijū's shared consciousness was that it took the Jinchūriki's consciousness from what they were currently doing and brought it down there to join them. So what it was they were doing at the time would reflect on what was shown down there. Since Naruto and Koneko were dressed in their school uniforms, they appeared in the space in their school uniforms.

So when Rossweisse was pulled down to join them while she was taking a shower, she was about as naked as the day she was born.

"Mmmm-mmm-mmmmm." The lovely silver-haired Valkyrie hummed a merry tune as she worked her hand on the shampoo in her hair. She sighed contently as she kept her eyes closed and rubbed some of the soap over her body as well. Her hands gently ran over her huge breasts and along her curvaceous, wet body as she let the stress from the day wash away with the water.

It was only after a moment that Rossweisse realized there was no more water pouring down from her shower. She opened one of her eyes and looked up at the shower head.

When she did she was met not with the shower from her hotel room, but three giant animals that looked like crazy versions of a fox, cat, and turtle. After a moment of silence she slowly looked down to see a white-haired girl with cat ears staring up at her naked body in shock and disbelief.

And, of course, the familiar whiskered blond who was currently sitting down and in direct line with her nether region.

...

"So this is my Jinchūriki." Isobu innocently continued as if nothing was wrong, "She told me her name was Rossweisse, but I don't know much else about her. These are my friends-"

"KKKKKKKKKKKYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

Rossweisse let out a shrill, ear-shattering scream that nearly floored the Devils and the Bijū around her. She immediately dropped to the ground and covered her crouch and breasts in a panic, "What is this?! Where am I?! Why I am surrounded by monsters?! Why is Naruto-kun here?! Why am I naked?! Why am I showing people my naked body?! This wasn't how it was supposed to be?! What is-"

"Isobu send her back! Send her back!"

Rossweisse quickly disappeared from the lower plane and left them alone again. Naruto groaned into his hand before looking up at the turtle, "Wait for a few minutes, wait for her to get out of the shower, let her get dressed, then make sure to actually invite her down here to join us. That poor woman goes through enough crap as it is with the Hentaigami and we don't need to add to her troubles."

"Okay then."

...

"Um, Koneko," Naruto shuffled around with a pink flush on his face, "Could you maybe move for a little-"

"No."

"It's bad to be sitting down all the time. Maybe you should walk around and get your blood circu-"

"You just want me to move because you feel like your blood is circulating." Koneko's voice was stern and judgmental, "If you pop a boner I'll never forgive you."

"I-I don't have much control over that."

"Learn."

For the next few minutes they sat in a stiff, heavy silence as not a single sound was made. Until finally Rossweisse returned, fully dressed and resting on her knees to face them properly. Her eyes were rimmed red and she looked to be on the verge of tears again at any moment.

"H-Hey." He could only give an awkward greeting to the Valkyrie he had met a handful of times before. With a nervous rub of his head he looked aside and tried to continue the conversation as if the last few minutes hadn't happened, "So I wanted to greet you...as a Jinchūriki chosen by Isobu-"

"Did you..." Rossweisse's eyes were watering as she shivered in fright, "Did you see?"

...

...

Koneko, Kurama, Matatabi, and Isobu all looked towards Naruto for his answer.

The blond remained stone-faced before he spoke, "Do you want the truth, or a lie?"

"T-The lie, please."

"I didn't see anything. My eyes didn't actually see anything and I didn't look at you while you were naked."

...

"Y-You're lying, aren't you?"

"Of course I am."

Rossweisse whimpered and started shedding tears in her sadness, "I'm never going to get married like this."

"I-I'm really sorry, but-"

"Senpai, shut up. You're only making it worse." Koneko lifted herself up from Naruto lap and knelt down in front of the panicking Valkyrie. She rested her hand on her shoulder and calmed her down enough for her to look up from her hands, "I'm sorry about what happened earlier. Your name is Rossweisse-San, right?"

The Valkyrie sniffled, "Y-Yes, that's right."

"My name is Koneko Toujou, and you already know Naruto Uzumaki." She calmly continued, "We were told that Isobu-San made a connection with you and gave you energy like Matatabi did to me."

Rossweisse rubbed her eyes, "Y-Yes, I was completely covered in water for an instant before it suddenly disappeared. Now I can generate as much water as possible from my body." The older woman looked down very meekly, "I mean it is kind of useful when I need to wash my clothes because I can save on money, but there can be so much sometimes that it starts flooding and it leaves water damage. It's kind of an inconvenience."

"It can be a little daunting having these new abilities and not knowing how to totally control them. Matatabi instructed me how to better control it, so maybe you can ask Isobu-San to do the same for you." They looked up at the turtle who just shrugged his head indecisively, "Or we can work something out together and make it easier."

"R-Really?" She perked up a little before her eyes wandered over to Naruto. She blushed and instinctively covered her body, "W-What if I end up n-naked here again?"

"We told Isobu-San not to invite you down here without your permission now, so that won't happen again." Koneko then looked back at Naruto and saw his face was still a little flushed before she pouted, "But if it'll make you feel better we don't have to invite Horny-senpai down with us."

"What?!"

"Haha!" Kurama cackled, "I guess you aren't invited anymore Naruto."

"Fuck off!"

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"Oh, look what we have here."

Rias and Akeno walked in and found Naruto and Koneko seated together on the couch. The two seniors walked over and noted that their eyes were closed and they hadn't noticed they had entered the room. Rias snapped her fingers but got no response, "They look like they're in some kind of trance. I doubt they're going to wake up with us snapping in front of their faces."

"Well that's too bad."

With that cheery tone, Rias looked back at her [Queen] as she pulled something out of her bag, "Akeno. Don't."

"What?" The Devil/Fallen Angel hybrid innocuously asked as she subtlety hid the permanent marker behind her back, "You don't think it would be entertaining to draw on his face and see what happens?"

"Must you always pick fights with each other?" Rias rolled her eyes and walked over to her desk. When she came around to her chair, she noticed the laptop closed in front of it. A mischievous smile stretched her cheeks and she slowly opened the computer, "Now, why don't we get a look at what he's hiding."

"Ara ara," Akeno giggled, "Are you sure you should be peeking into whatever Azazel-sensei is hiding? I can't imagine anything that man hides is good for our souls."

"Well there's a chance he has some plans for the Oppai Dragon somewhere in here." Rias smiled as she started to type away, "Maybe I can get idea of what he had planned for the princess character, and what I need to expect in the future. I'll...hmm?"

Akeno tilted her head, "What is it?"

"There a document he was working on here. I think this was what he was typing when we had our meetup earlier." Rias opened the document and saw several long pages of story and dialogue written down. She scrolled down and spotted a line that got her attention-

"AAH!" The disgraced duke yelled in pain as the baroness whipped her riding crop against his abdomen until it was red and bloody. He gasped and tried to catch his breath as the sting of the raw injury ached with every breath. Through gritted teeth he snarled up at woman cackling over him, "Damn you, you bitch."

"Oh, such sharp words." The vile seductress heckled as she ran her hand slowly along her riding crop before her hands settled on the tip of it. Her fingers lightly brushed the end and she pulled back to find a slight sheen of blood on her finger. She ran her thumb over it and then her tongue before smiling, "I would think someone with such a great education would come up with some words more effective than bitch."

"Then how about cunt? Quim? Whore? There is no shortage of terms wasted on you."

"Ooooohhhhhh~." She moaned as she started to lift herself up on the bed and stood over him, her heeled feet on either side of his chest as she towered over him, "Still so defiant and rowdy. But must you be like that?" She licked her lips and tightened her grip on her crop while she shuddered at his glare, "There can be pleasure in pain. And I don't have any desire to kill you."

"Then what the fuck is this about?!" The former royal yelled, thrashing against the restraints that kept him bound to the bed, "What do you have to gain from having me here? You know that decrepit old bastard has disowned me and stripped me of everything. Unless you're just doing this for fun then there's nothing in this for you."

"Well I can't tell a lie and say I'm not moistening at the thought of continuing this," The baroness softly bit her tongue before slowly bending down to straddle him, "But I believe your dear father is just being stubborn. And once he's been convinced that there's something to gain from taking you back, then he'll happily to accept you with open arms."

"And what could I have to offer him?"

"An heir." The pulled the string of her bonnet, "A successor." She removed her clothes and revealed her bountiful breasts that bounced and then settled into place once they were free, "Someone to ensure that your family continues on." She removed her skirt to reveal she was not wearing anything, and her moist lips had already started a trail down her inner thigh in anticipation, "How does that sound?"

"I think you're insane to torture your capture and then propose we have a child together."

"I thought we had already agreed on that fact." She grabbed the side of the mangy shorts she had her servants slip over him and tore them off in a single move. When she did she was met with a massive, throbbing pole that stood straight up and well past her stomach. If she tried to take this thing, that was a least as long as her arm and even thicker, then she might have been split open.

The thought made her quiver in anticipation.

She lifted herself up, pulled open the lips of her expecting sex, and slowly lowered herself to-

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Azazel looked over his folder and tried to work out the schedule for the week. He had to grade the papers from his tests late in the week, and the principal also asked him to help organize the upcoming Kyoto trip. If this schedule got any more hectic then they'd need to start hiring indentured servants to help ease the workload.

When Azazel walked through the door he was met with the accusatory, furious looks of several students. Rias, Akeno, and Naruto were standing ready to meet him with severe glares. Yuuto was seated on the other couch watching the show silently. And everyone else was gathered around the laptop as they scrolled down. Issei, Xenovia, and Koneko were scrolling through it quickly while Asia and Gasper read through their fingers and Irina prayed for forgiveness while her wings shifted from black to white.

"Oh." He closed his folder and smiled happily, "So what did you think?"

"What is wrong is you?! You're writing the script for a porn!"

"It's not a porn. It's the outline for a romance novella." The Governor-General corrected with his nose turnt upward, "A complex, riveting tale of politics and betrayal. Granted there are a few romance scenes between the ploys for power, but in all actuality they are just quick transitions."

"Q-Quick transitions?" Rias balked before pointing at the laptop, "The actual plotting takes up at most two pages before it goes into a sex scene! An extremely graphic, extremely detailed sex scene! That goes on for more than 15 pages! And I know it's more because you left it unfinished before you had to go to class!"

"WHOA!" Blood spurted from Issei's nose, "I-I DIDN'T KNOW THE FEMALE BODY COULD EVEN DO THAT!"

Xenovia nodded, "I didn't know either. I'm learning so much."

Asia overheated, "I-I don't think I should be reading this."

"Then shush Asia-senpai," Koneko's eyes narrowed, "I'm trying to memorize some of these techniques."

"I-I can't do it! I can't handle this anymore!" Gasper dropped into his box and closed the top, "I need a cold shower! An ice cold shower!"

"This is terrible! I shouldn't be reading this as Michael-sama's Ace but I find my eyes lingering! This is betrayal of my station!" Irina cried out as her wings continued to change colors, "I'm gonna fall!"

The three seniors turned back to the teacher to give him their stink eyes but Azazel just grinned proudly, "I know I'm in trouble but you have no idea how happy I am that my rough draft is doing this much already."

"It's sick and depraved."

"Romance novels are a staple of literature."

"I can agree with that, but what you wrote down is just disgusting."

"You know I take a lot of it from my own experiences, right?"

"You're sick and disgusting. Why are you even doing this?"

The mixed-haired teacher shrugged, "Well someone came up to me one day and said they imagined me writing fantastic erotic novels for a living."

"Fuck off!" Naruto yelled and pointed at the older man, "I mention that one time, in passing, after you made us star in the rehearsal for that stupid show! I did not think you would take it to heart and start writing porn!"

"Well some people have talents they never knew until someone pushes them in the right direction." The Fallen Angel shrugged, "All my years of swimming in tail can now be translated into book form and sold to the pleasure of others." He smiled contently, "If that is not fulfilling then I don't know what is."

"W-Wait, i-is his thing gonna - OH IT DID!"

The seniors remained judgmental.

"You know Rias you seem pretty upset considering how much you enjoyed the story."

The Gremory heiress looked shocked by his accusation before she shook her head, "What are you talking about?"

"You describes everything I wrote down as sick and depraved." Azazel smirked, "All 15 pages of it." The young Devil responded wordlessly as she tried to form a sentence as Azazel pressed on, "Was it the sensual beating, or the part where she presses down on the strapping young man that reeled you in?"

Rias blushed, "I-I didn't - I-I mean I wasn't-" She looked desperately between Akeno and Naruto before turning to her boyfriend, "I wasn't! I swear!"

"I-I didn't say anything!"

"You look like you don't believe me!"

"I do!"

And thus Azazel avoids persecution by turning allies against each other. It was like those ritualistic burnings he avoided so skillfully back in the dark ages. Ah, that brought back some fun memories.

And some new inspiration for the next chapter.

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[Long day?]

"Exhausting." Naruto yawned as he walked through the entrance of the Arashi Heights after spending his time after school checking up on the ramen shop. He was going to have to start making a schedule of clones to send over to keep the shop open while he was at school. Or, better yet, maybe he should hire other people. Kinda stingy to keep all the money to himself when he could be giving someone their first job.

[Or you could just keep all the profit to yourself. I hear that's a thing rich humans like to do.]

"I have enough money from the Ramen World sales. I don't need to be miserly." Naruto said as he skipped up the steps. He noticed while he made his way up that there were a lot more people using rooms and moving through the lobby than there had been before. This place wasn't just an empty gaudy waste of money in the middle of the red light district but now a profitable waste of money people were actually using, "I can't believe this place is actually being used as a hotel."

[I thought it was just a waste of money Azazel made for his ego.]

"It's still that, but also apparently a legitimate hotel." Naruto rounded a corner away from the hallways and found a smaller elevator free from use. Now that there were actual patrons, the elevators and stairs were filled with people. Thankfully Azazel thought about that possibility and made an elevator that would only be used by a few people but would go up to the higher levels where the Devils and other supernatural beings would be staying. The blond leaned back against the wall as the elevator lifted, "Our lives are so weird now, don't you think?"

[Absolutely. You're a born again Devil, living in a hotel, rubbing up against a young lady, staring as a character in an inappropriate children's show, and somehow found a new home for the Bijū to find peace in. If we weren't living it right now I'd call this all lunacy.]

"Gets even crazier when you say all of it like that." Naruto chuckled as he made his way down the hall to his room. Honestly he could probably do with a quick nap before-

"Welcome knave." With a sharp stomp of her stiletto boot, Xenovia stood on top of the bed and looked down at him with an alluring, almost predatory gaze. The blue-haired warrior was almost completely naked except for some racy lingerie and a see-through negligee she had draped over her body. She looked down at Naruto as he remained silent and stunned by what he had walked in on, "You made me wait longer than I would have liked. Just for that you deserve some punishment."

…

[Oh, and somehow you've gained the attention of several women. Somehow, out of everything, that is the most shocking change.]

Naruto stayed completely silent and then massaged the bridge of his nose before shaking his head, "Xenovia, what are you doing?"

"Is that anyway to talk to me?" Xenovia scoffed before smirking down at the [Pawn] below her, "Continue to address me like that and I'll have no choice but to pin you down and teach you some manners."

The two just stared at each other in stagnant silence before Naruto repeated, "Xenovia, what are you doing?"

"I'm trying to use some of the tricks and styles from Azazel's book." The [Knight] dropped her dominatrix mindset and spoke normally while she jumped off the bed, "It seemed very effective and left a strong impression on everyone when they were reading it in the book. I wanted to test my hand at it."

"And where did you get those clothes exactly?"

"There was this large assortment of clothes and attire down in a massive closet Azazel told me about." It must have been the same closet Azazel had picked out his clothes for his date, "There were normal clothes, party attire, fancy suits and dresses, costumes, mascot outfits, swimwear, lingerie, underwear – and pretty much everything you can imagine." The blue-haired girl slipped a finger under the flimsy, thin material that delicately covered her body and lifted it up slightly from where it clung to her skin, "This was hung under 'saucy night soiree' so I gave it a try, but it's my first time wearing anything like this. Feels like I'm basically naked." She looked up at Naruto for his opinion, "What do you think?"

"I'm not sure if it suits you. The lingerie will keep you cold and the long heeled leather boots are probably really uncomfortable. If you aren't used to wearing stuff like this you shouldn't push yourself."

"You aren't even looking at what I'm wearing."

"Trust me I got a good enough look before."

[Blood flows down and down and down and down and then rises all the way to the top again! Truly a marvel of nature!]

Naruto tried to ignore the voice in his head before turning to the door, his eyes looking towards the ceiling as he did everything he could not to look down at the alluring clothes Xenovia wore and the tantalizing skin it teased, "C'mon, let's get you back in your normal clothes and-"

"Senpai~."

Naruto paused and looked down at the singsong voice calling for him. Standing just in front of him with a meek, timid smile on her face; her ears playfully twitching on her head as a healthy red hue brightened her pale cheeks. She was dressed in a short yukata that stopped just up her thighs, and by the looks of how it was going down her shoulder she wasn't wearing any underwear.

Naruto's eyes nearly bugged out of his head before he caught himself, "K-Koneko, what the hell?!"

"I wanted to wear something I thought would draw the eye." The freshman nervously crossed her hands behind her back and rolled her toes in the carpet, "I got the idea from Azazel-sensei's book."

"B-But I thought the dominatrix thing Xenovia is doing was the thing from the book!"

"That's actually from chapter 3." Koneko innocently informed in her barely together covering, "There was a whole prologue where the duke has relations with his demi-human maid servant for 32 and a half pages." Her tail swayed softly behind her in furor, "I liked that part the best."

"I liked it too." Xenovia nodded as her chest jiggled, "There were some parts that I was really looking forward to testing out."

"No way!" Naruto put his foot down, "I am not letting you do anything that madman put in a book!"

"We're not expecting you to." Xenovia reassured before shaking her head, "Honestly if your penis was as big as the main character's then I would be profoundly worried for your health. The blood needed to sustain an erection like that would leave the rest of your body dangerously deprived-"

"Xenovia my dick is not as big as what we that guy had in that book!"

"Oh I know. I had it in my hand, remember?" Naruto groaned in unbridled anger as the former Church warrior continued, "And while I know it's not abnormally huge like that book, it certainly felt like a big enough size."

...

[Is that pride I'm detecting?]

"N-No!" He quickly blurted out and tried to shield his crotch again. After a moment he looked down and noticed Koneko was staring down at his crotch, "Don't look at - HEY!"

"Come here." Xenovia's arms snaked around his chest and pulled him along before dropping him on top of the bed. Once he laid on top of the sheets, the blue-haired seductress started to crawl up on top of him and pinned him down with a knee on either side of his chest, "Now we can't do what we learned in that book, but we can at least try something, right?"

"Hey-"

"Come on Senpai, please." Koneko crawled on the other side and nuzzled into his arm, clutching it tightly to her budding chest and softly nestling her ears into his neck as she took in his scent, "It isn't fair to hear so much about yours and Buchou's exploits and never get anything for ourselves."

"She's right." Xenovia nodded as she laid down and rested her head against his chest. She marveled at the fact his body was so much wider and warmer than she had expected, feeling like she could slip into sleep at a moment's notice, "We wouldn't dare take away what you and Rias-Buchou are forming, but we would still like to have something too. You share a bed together while we have to sleep alone, and that just isn't fair."

"I - um - I wasn't expecting that."

"It wouldn't have to be much." Koneko lifted her head and softly blew warm breath over his ear and reveled in the way he shuddered, "But a hug close to the chest. Maybe a nap or a full night sleep. Or a kiss."

"That would be nice.," Xenovia lifted herself up while still sitting on top of Naruto. She grabbed the ends of her negligee and lifted it over her head, pulling off the only piece of clothing she had other than her string panties and her heeled boots. Her large breasts were free in the air until they were tightly pressed against his chest as she leaned back into him, "And we can see how things go from there."

"Xenovia...Koneko..."

"Well~," Xenovia whispered in a husky voice before she closed her eyes and leaned in, "What do you say?"

"Xenovia-senpai."

The [Knight] opened her eyes and quickly realized the blond man she had pinned down had slipped away. Now she was straddling Koneko and pressing her body up to hers against the bed. The two girls blinked and stared at each other before Xenovia clicked her tongue, "We may have pushed too far too quickly, huh?"

"I think Senpai's energy said he was getting excited but..." The Nekomata looked disappointed as she looked down at the bed, "Maybe he just doesn't want us like that."

"Hey, don't give up yet." Xenovia smiled, "We don't give up that easily. It took effort for him and Rias-Buchou to reach this point, and we'll get there too."

Koneko showed a faint smile and nodded, "Okay." She then looked down and her eyes widened as she realized Xenovia's glorious bust was pressed up against hers. She nearly sustained mental damage seeing the sheer difference between those giant fleshy melons being hard-pressed against her flat surface as she pouted, "Maybe we should get up now, huh?" She waited before she realized Xenovia's weight had settled down on her, "Senpai?"

"Shhh." The [Knight] whispered as she yawned, "You're soft and warm like a pillow Koneko. It's so nice."

Damn her warm furry ears and their comfy allure.

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[You okay?]

"I'm fine." Naruto grumbled as he slowly walked through the hallway, "Just need some air."

[Seems more like you need an evened out blood flow.]

"Kurama, stop talking about how stiff I am."

[You're struggling down a hallway bow-legged. I feel compelled to point it out for your benefit.]

Well he certainly didn't need to be reminded constantly that he had a serious reaction to the stimulation he had just felt. He thought it was bad enough when Xenovia and Koneko had caught him in outfits that would have tempted even the purest of saints. But then they crawled over him, and he realized just how soft and warm and good they smelled. Seriously, he had only ever had Rias that close to him for an extended period of time; so how was it that girls all felt warm and soft in different but still amazing ways?

And he had only made his problem worse.

"Naruto? Is something the matter?"

The blond looked over as he passed a small kitchenette along the hallway that Rias and Akeno were sipping tea together in. He carefully walked over without straining himself and groaned, "Uh, I'm fine technically. Just feeling the effects of Koneko and Xenovia ambushing me."

"Ara, they ambushed you?" Akeno said, "Why would they do that?"

"Well - urgh." The blond groaned as he sat down and joined them at the small table. The two Devils looked at him oddly before Rias looked down and realized what was causing his discomfort in shock, "They kinda took a liking to Azazel's writing and tried to imitate some of what they saw."

Rias cheeks slowly puffed out in a pronounced pout at the implication as Akeno nearly choked on her tea and then hid her giggle behind her hand. As the [King] silently fumed and the [Queen] nearly choked on the drink in her throat, the [Pawn] groaned, "We need to make sure that Azazel's book never sees the light of day."

Akeno finally composed herself and tried to hide her smile as she spoke, "And what exactly is it those two did that got this kind of reaction?"

"Just...stuff."

"Naruto..." Rias darkly muttered, "What happened?"

"Just hugs and them cuddling up with me! Nothing else happened I swear!" He quickly defended himself, "They said something about how they wanted attention as well and they should get something after me and Rias. I don't totally know what they meant but I was..." Naruto paused as he saw Rias and Akeno share a knowing glance between each other, "What is it?"

Akeno shrugged, "Well Naruto-San, this is just what happens when you ignore people for too long."

"What does that mean?"

"I don't appreciate them cornering you like that while I'm away," Rias huffed before letting out a deep breath, "But I suppose I can understand their impatience. This was bound to happen when they feel ignored for so long."

"What do you mean ignored?"

"Oh, talking about harems and multiple partners? Ah, I remember my first questioning when I was younger. I fretted and considered the ramifications for all of ten seconds before I just dove in and went as deep as I could."

"Okay, no more talking or else we're gonna have images of the grossest-"

Naruto, Rias, and Akeno all paused and looked over when they realized it wasn't their resident overindulging ancient pervert joining their conversation. Instead it was a familiar old man with a long beard and eyepatch grabbing a beer from the fridge, "Talking about sexual conquests might just be the best conversation I've had in the last few days."

"Hentaigami?"

"Odin-sama!" Rias quickly stood out of her seat and addressed the Chief God of the North, "W-What are you doing here?"

"In your theology, I guess the term would be seeking sanctuary?" The God shrugged and slipped on his beer as he paced around the room, "See shit ain't been going so well back home and I need serious help."

"Help, sir?"

"That's right." Odin chuckled, "I have assassins after me. And I might just die if I ain't careful. Lucky for me I have a team of great bodyguards that have my back."

"Odin-sama! Where are you?!"

"Granted their job would be easier if I didn't slink away for a brew every chance I get." Odin gave a hearty laugh as the younger Devils could only look at him oddly for his strange behavior. The old God gave a sharp whistle, "I'm in here!"

"Odin-sama!" Rossweisse rounded the corner and ran into the kitchenette as she collapsed in relief when she saw her charge safe, "Don't run away like that!"

Azazel followed behind her, "Seriously old man, you're being targeted. The least you can do is have some concern for yourself."

"Do you know how many attempts on my life I've had in my lifetime? Can't be bothered with one this late in the game."

"Odin-sama, please don't take this so lightly." A gruff, deep voice joined them as a massive bulky man walked to the door of the cramped room. His eyes were squinted and he had spiky black hair that rounded into a beard around his chin. His stern, concerned expression towards the God persisted as he spoke, "If you were to lose your life then the effects would be-"

The crash of a chair clattering against the ground took the attention of everyone in the room. The tall man looked over and looked shocked when he saw who it was. Naruto and Rias looked over and saw Akeno had stumbled back into her chair with wide, almost overwhelmed eyes directed towards the man.

"A...Akeno."

"Otou-sama."

The two Fallen Angels looked between each other in silence as not a sound was made by anyone else.

"Whelp, that doesn't bode well for me." Until Odin broke the tension with a sigh and sip of his booze.

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