Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, or anything relating to it.

Hey guys! It is finally here! I have finally written my first story and a Dark... really dark Naruto fanfiction. This will be the only warning, stop reading now if you're easily turned off by violence and gore. Pairings are listed below and please no flaming, I will take helpful criticism, so please R&R

Pairing: Main pairing Naruto x Hana x Anko x Yugao x Kurenai

Harem List at Bottom

Last Chapter's Review Answers

Heksufneb- wait so does this mean that Akamaru might be in the harem? - Yes and no. Naruto is mostly a demon fox by this point as every time that Kyu has to heal him the more he becomes a full fox. But adding Akamaru I can but probably won't, Naruto is just following his animal instinct.

Jutsu - "RASENGAN"

Person Talking - "Naruto..."

Person Thinking - 'Naruto...'

Bijuu/Boss/Demon/Summon Talking - "Naruto..."

Bijuu/Boss/Demon/Summon Thinking - 'Naruto...'

Flashback - Naruto

Ages:

Naruto 16 (26)

Kyu ?

Anko 20

Kurenai 20

Hana 20

Yugao 20

Izumi 16

Shion 17

Kaga 17

Naya 16

Kuroki 16

Tayuya 18

Kin 18

Kimimaro 20

Sit Back and enjoy the read...

Chapter 30: Let the Chunin exams begin!

Naruto walked out of the shower and quickly got dressed. 'I wonder who Kyu got to help me. I hope that she didn't pick the other Genin.' He thought as he walked downstairs. "Morning pup!" Tsume yelled out, drinking a cup of coffee. Naruto looked up and saw Tsume still wearing her 'Fox accessories' that Kyu gave her. Naruto sat down at the island and poured himself a cup of coffee as well. "Need a refill Ka-chan?" he asked, reaching the pot out towards her cup. "Please, and what are you doing up so early? You usually sleep in." she asked taking a sip. "Kyu wanted me to start training my new Dojutsu. She even said that she has people to help me out, but by the lack of the girls I assume that she's using the Genin." He replied. Tsume laughed as she tapped his shoulder. "Yea she went on a recruiting spree this morning; talking about how Yoshino-chan took away her punishment by making them just apologize to you."

Naruto looked around and noticed that Izumi was missing as well as all four of his Sensei's. "So is it just the five of them out there? Who all did she get to?" he asked while sipping on his mug. Tsume looked around so no one could hear her and she waved Naruto to come closer. "I can't tell you Naru-kun, but maybe you can use those new eyes of yours on me later." She growled out making Naruto blush. Kyu quickly popped her head in the house. "Come on Naru-kun, we're waiting for you outside." She said making Naruto sigh. "Sorry to leave Ka-chan but I have to train now." He said, licking her cheek and purred lightly in her ear, making her blush. "I'll be waiting for you tonight!" she yelled out making Naruto blush as he ran outside. 'I wonder if Hina and Yoshino will want to join in tonight.' She thought as she thought of different ways she was going to 'Play' with Naruto.

~Outside~

Naruto yawned as he walked outside with his coffee mug. "So you guys are supposed to help me train my eyes." He said finishing his drink. "About time you got out here we were waiting forever!" Sakura yelled out, scolding Naruto on his tardiness. Naruto raised his eye at the pink haired girl, "I didn't know that you were so excited about me using my new eyes on you. Especially from the belittling that you gave me last night, I'm surprised that you're even here." Naruto said crossing his arms. Sakura blushed at what Naruto said and waved his hands in front of her. "Wh-what! N-no, it's just impolite to make us girls wait that's all." She quickly said as the others narrowed their eyes at her. Kyu then coughed getting everyone's attention. "Now that the chit chat is done, Naruto to activate your new Dojutsu, you just have to think of whatever you were last night." Kyu said making Naruto think.

Naruto sat down as he began to think of how he could have activated it. "Hmm well it started with Zumi-chan flirting with me." He said and on queue Izumi appeared in front of him. "You called Naru-kun." She said with a grin. Kyu sighed as she squeezed the bridge of her nose. "We're trying to activate his Dojutsu again. You can stay but you have to help out." Kyu said getting a nod from Izumi as she sat down next to Naruto. "So is there anything that I can do to help?" Izumi asked as she rested her hand on his leg. "Maybe, I'm trying to remember how I activated it." He replied then as the wind blew he smelled the feint arousal on Izumi. As he sniffed the air his eyes started to glow blue again getting Kyu to smile. "That's great Naru-kun, what did you think about?" she asked walking closer to him and Izumi, smelling Izumi and her smile increased. "Never mind I think I know how you did it." Kyu said answering her own question.

Naruto stood in front of everyone and did what Kyu had told him to do. "Alright then let's try it again." He muttered to himself as he channeled chakra to his eyes. He then looked over at the girls, "Did I manage to do it?" he asked getting multiple no's from everyone. "No you just activated your Fox Glare, try again. This time I'll have Hanabi be your partner." Kyu said making Hanabi blush at Kyu's wording. Hanabi walked forward and stopped in front of Naruto. "N-now wh-what?" she asked blushing from being this close to Naruto. "Start to flirt with him." Kyu replied as she leaned against a tree. It wasn't long till blood started shoot out of the young Hyuga's nose. "B-b-but…I'm not s-sure…" Hanabi muttered out making Kyu sigh. "Fine, Naruto this is what I want you to do." Kyu said as she started to whisper something into his ear. Naruto nodded and pulled Hanabi close to his chest, he could feel her heart racing. "Just relax Hanabi-chan." He said as he lifted her chin with one hand while his other was around her waist.

Hanabi's mind was racing a mile a minute, thinking of all sorts of things that she wanted Naruto to do to her. Naruto started to purr as he stared into her eyes, then the thing that she wanted all along happened he first started to nibble on her ear and kissed down her jaw line. Hanabi leaned in so he could kiss her when he licked her cheek. Hanabi bit her lip in embarrassment, not noticing the grin he was sporting. 'Now is my chance.' He thought and grabbed the back of her head and pulled her in for a kiss. It wasn't long before he ran his tongue on her lips asking for entry. Hanabi opened her mouth and soon Naruto's tongue was claiming her mouth as their tongues battled, Hanabi so caught up in the moment that she didn't care that she was losing. Hanabi was getting turned on by Naruto kissing her and thinking about when she watched him train with her Byakugan active. "Alright that's enough, now channel chakra to your eyes again." Kyu yelled out as the others just blush at what they were seeing. 'I hope that it's my turn next.' They all thought, even Sakura who thought this exercise was perverted.

Naruto did what Kyu said but again he only activated his Fox Glare. Kyu frown as she smelled Hanabi's juices and thought that what triggered his eyes. Then she thought of something, "Naru-kun activate your eyes with my chakra." Kyu said with a grin. Naruto did and his eyes started to glow blue but it only lasted a couple of minutes before reverting back to his normal blue. "I figured it out! You have to not only channel my chakra but the female must be "Excited" as well." Kyu explained making everybody to blush except for Naruto. "So for the rest of the day I want you to use your Fox Glare and get them excited and focus my chakra. By the end of the day I want you to be able to activate it at will or the very least keep it activated as long as I say." Kyu said as she walked back towards the house. Naruto smiled as he was getting closer to mastering his new Dojutsu. "Alright then lets pair up and do our bests!" he yelled out as he made shadow clones for each of the girls except one.

~Evening~

Kyu had Tsume go out and gather up everyone so that they could get cleaned up before dinner. "Hey pup how's the train-." She stopped in mid sentence and covered her nose. 'It smells like the cycle center out here.' She thought and then she noticed the girl's condition. All had perverted smiles and covered in sweat and their own love juice. Tsume then ran up to Naruto and hugged him from the back to tease him but she wasn't prepared to be teased herself. Naruto turned around with his glowing eyes and pulled Tsume into a hug. "Hi Ka-chan, what brings you out here?" he purred out. Tsume was lost in his eyes and her mind began to fog up.

She soon tackled the blonde to the ground and started to grind her hips on one of his legs. Before he could deactivate his eyes Tsume kissed him, ramming her tongue into his mouth and use one of her hands to rub his crotch. "I want you to fuck me right here and now!" she roared, ripping open her shirt. Naruto deactivated his eyes but that didn't stop Tsume as how much she was turned on, she needed a release. "K-Ka-chan stop! You were just under the effects of my eyes." Naruto yelled out, trying to get Tsume to get off of him. "I know pup, but I'm so horny right now that I need it." Tsume said as she began to grind faster on him. Naruto sighed and thought of something, "Here I'll help, but you're going to have to hold still." He said and Tsume stopped in an instant with a large smile. Tsume went to reach for his zipper but was stopped by Naruto.

When she looked at him he had his Fox Glare active, "Now Ka-chan I said to hold still." He said then licked her cheek. Tsume let out a small moan along with a small orgasm, but Naruto wasn't done he started to pinch and pull on her nipples hitting as many pleasure points that he could. In no time at all Tsume let out a loud howl as she came all over Naruto's leg, drenching hers and Naruto's pants. "That was great pup, thank you. Oh by the way Kyu wanted me to gather you all up so that you all could wash up before dinner." Tsume panted out as she laid on top of Naruto. Naruto stood up with Tsume in his arms; he quickly made clones to carry the others in the house. Once inside he called Shiro and Maka to take the girls and get them cleaned up for dinner while he carried Tsume off to his bathroom. "Hai Naru-kun!" they both yelled out as they carried the others away. "Don't take forever, dinner is almost ready!" Kyu and Yoshino yelled out.

~Dinner~

Everyone was sitting at the table and quietly talking among each other when the bell rang telling them that someone was at the gate. "I'll get it." Maka said as she stood up. It wasn't long till she came back with a silver haired woman. "Kakashi-Sensei what are you doing here?" Sakura asked as she looked at her Sensei. "I hope that I'm not interrupting." Kakashi said as Naruto went and got her a chair to sit in. "Not at all, that's what family's for." He said walking back to his chair. Kyu and the others just sighed at the blonde, knowing that he's too forgiving, especially when it came to family. "So why are you here Kakashi-chan?" Anko asked. "Well Genma and Hayate wanted me to give Satsuki, Hanabi, Kiba and Hinata their application forums for the upcoming Chunin exams." She said as unsealed a stack of papers, handing one to each of the girls. Naruto looked over at Kurenai, Yugao, Hana, and Anko, "Am I going to participate in the exams as well?" he asked as he looked at his Sensei's. "Of course you are but your test is going to be a little bit different than the others. We talked with the Hokage and he gave it the green light." Kurenai said making the blonde grin.

"So rest up, because tomorrow is the end of this mission. So I want all of you to train and get ready for the exams." Kyu said getting multiple nods from the girls. "And remember you can't tell anyone what you did or saw while you were here." Kyu added getting the girls to gulp in fear. "The first test I want you and the others that are ready to take the exams to be at the academy room 301 at three in the afternoon five days from now." Yugao said, looking at all of the Genin. Naruto and the others continued to eat their meal and talked about the idea of being promoted. That's when Naruto thought about the conversation he had with the Hokage when he first came back to Konoha. "I doubt that I will be promoted." He said shocking the other Genin. "What are you talking about? You're the strongest Genin by far." Hanabi yelled out, blushing. "That maybe true but the Hokage is admit to keep me a Genin." Naruto sighed out.

The next day Naruto thanked each of the girls by licking their cheeks, even Sakura's. 'I can't blame her for what her parents did.' He thought as he licked her cheek as he thought of his revenge. They all blushed and bowed to Kyu, "Thank you for the opportunity to do an S-Rank mission!" they all yelled out. Kyu chuckled at them, "It's no problem, and it was fun having you five around. Now go report to the Hokage for your mission report and pay." Kyu replied, walking them out waving as they left. Kyu walked back inside and gave Tsume a sly smile. "I guess that means that you're no longer a slave to the Uzumakis'." Kyu said looking at Tsume. Tsume sighed almost in relief but then frowned, knowing that she wouldn't be with Naruto everyday as she had been. Kyu instantly picked up on it and gave her signature mischievous grin. "Well I guess that you can keep the tail and ears in but you'll have to give back our Kimono." Kyu said with a grin making Tsume blush. "I'd rather that you take the tail out and the ears." Tsume replied. Kyu quickly grabbed Tsume's tail and yanked it out making the Inuzuka yelp.

Naruto walked through the streets of Konoha when he heard a commotion. He quickly ran and saw Sakura and some younger kids with Sand Ninjas. 'They must be here for the Chunin Exams.' He thought as he watched from the shadows. "Hey let me go!" the small child yelled out as a teenager held him by his collar. The teenager had on a loose full black body suit with cat ears. He carried something on his back that he had wrapped in bandages and had purple like markings on his face, trying to look more intimidating and his Suna headband. Naruto continue to watch before stepping in, the teenager was about to hit the smaller kid when a rock hit his hand. Naruto looked up and saw another member of team seven, Sasuke Uchiha.

"Tch… You're going to pay for that!" he yelled out looking up, dropping the kid and reached for a Kunai. Naruto sighed as he decided now was time to step in and stop it. Before the teenager could grab his Kunai he felt a blade at his throat. 'When did he get behind me?' he thought. "Now now it would be rather bad decision to attack another Shinobi from a different village, while visiting said village." Naruto said as he pressed his sword harder against the boy's throat. That's when Naruto noticed the teenage girl that was standing behind the boy. She had dusty blonde hair that was up in four pigtails and wore a battle kimono that was opened slightly showing off a small portion of her mesh shirt and a red sash tied around her waist. On her back was a metal rectangle weapon and her headband was tied around her neck. "Hi, my name's Naruto Uzumaki and you are?" he asked the girl, quickly putting away his sword. "And my name's Sasuke Uchiha." Sasuke said puffing out his chest, trying not to get shown out by the blonde.

The blonde girl blushed as she took in Naruto's features, totally forgetting the boy in the tree. "T-Temari Sabaku." Temari stuttered out. Naruto gave her a foxy grin and kissed her hand. "It's a pleasure to meet you Temari-san. What's the other girl's name?" he asked making the teenager get a tick mark. "I'm a boy you ass!" he yelled out making Temari giggle and Naruto to look at him funny. "I was talking about the beautiful red head up in the tree." Naruto said making both Suna Nin to instantly look up at the tree. Sasuke scowled as he was being ignored and out showed by the dobe. But he looked back and saw a small dust of sand appear behind him. The sand vanished and in its place stood a red haired teen with shoulder length hair. She wore a red robed shirt with red baggy pants. She also had a gourd strapped to her back by a red belt and her Hitai-ate around her neck like the other girl. She had 'Love' engraved in red on the left of her forehead.

She was looking down at her unknown fellow Jinchuriki with pale green eyes. "Kankoro." She muttered, void of any emotion. "You're an embarrassment to our village." She added making the boy sweat. "But Gaara!" he whined out but stopped as the red head's eye flashed a star like gold iris before reverting back to their green. "Shut up before I kill you." She threaten. Kankoro swallowed the lump in his throat before responding. "I'm sorry."Gaara quickly appeared in front of Naruto in a swirl of sand. The two just stared at each other; gauging the other with a their calculative gaze. "You're interesting." Gaara said as she stepped closer towards Naruto.

Inside of the red heads mind was a berserk beast, yelling the same thing over and over. 'Kill him for Nee-san!' the beast yelled making Gaara more intrigued by the blonde. Normally her demon was quiet and only made a ruckus was when a strong opponent came along for her to 'Play' with. Naruto just smiled at Gaara which made her blush a little. "And you're cute." He added which made her blush more. Temari watched the two and she found it hard to take her eyes off the blonde. She noticed that he had whiskers which she instantly wanted to play with, as she found it made him look even more handsome and cute. Once Naruto was closer to Gaara he smelled and felt the demon chakra that she had. 'Hey Kyu-hime does she have one of your siblings?' he asked through their shared mind link. Kyu instantly smelled Gaara and knew who was inside. 'She has my Imoto, Shu-chan the one tail Tanuki. But there's something wrong with her. I can feel that she's not right, maybe it's the seal. But please help her and free her like you did me, so make nice towards her host.' Kyu replied making Naruto nod mentally.

"What is your name?" Gaara asked. Naruto grinned, "Naruto Uzumaki." He answered as he bowed and took one of her hands, surprising the other Sand Nin. "A pleasure to meet you." He said as he gently kissed her knuckles. There were three different reactions from the Sand Nin's. Temari was shocked and slightly jealous, Kankoro feinted as he wasn't ready for the red head to go on a slaughtering spree. Lastly was Gaara, whose face had a slight expression of shock, a red hue that was on her cheeks and curiously wondered why her sand didn't stop him. 'Just a few seconds ago she was asking for his blood to be spilled and now she's quiet.' She thought, unknown to her Naruto was leaking his Demon pheromones. "Let's go, Baki-Sensei will start to worry and start to look for us." Temari said as she led the other two down the street.

After the Sand Ninja left Naruto looked down at the small boy and realized who he was. "You should watch were you are walking, especially when there's foreign ninja in the village. Who knows I might not be around to save your life next time." Naruto said scaring the kid. "Hey dobe, I was the one that saved him. All you did was flirt with the enemy." Sasuke said, jumping down from the tree. Naruto sighed as he looked over at the Uchiha. "That's where you're wrong, if I didn't calm them down you would be in the stockade or worse." Naruto replied, pissing Sasuke off. "And how do you figure? I'm with the strongest clan alive. I doubt that would happen to me." Sasuke said crossing his arms and leaning against the tree. "Well lets see, for starters you attacked one of our allies. The treaty that we have with them is rocky at the moment, so you could've started a war, so there's that. So there's that, but if you excuse me I have things to do, and its nice to see you again Sakura-chan." He said, winking when he said the last part making the pink haired girl blush. 'Operation Destroy the Haruno's in motion.' He thought with a grin on his face.

~Kyu~

Kyu was sitting behind the large desk in the study with the four guards and their apprentices. "As you are aware, when Naru-kun was in jail he was tortured and the result was him losing his eyes. He and I came up with a plan to strike back but it has to be soon because the Chunin exams are starting." Kyu said, crossing her arms. "What do you need us to do? Kyu-sama." Rena asked as she stepped forward. "Tonight you eight will go with Naruto and he'll point out the Anbu that tortured him. I want you to subdue them and take them to Kitsune Springs and wait for me or Naruto." Kyu answered making the group of women nod. "Alright now go rest up and prepare for a long night, remember to hide your fox features." Kyu said dismissing Naruto's personal Anbu. 'I can't wait to torture those fuckers.' Kyu thought as she spun around in her chair.

~Naruto~

Naruto followed the Sand Nin back to their hotel and waited till the boy that dressed like a cat and their Sensei was gone. Once Naruto entered the hotel he got several dirty looks but kept on walking till he reached their room. He knocked three times and heard Temari, "Don't tell me that you forgot your key card." She yelled out as she walked towards the door and opened it, but to her surprise Naruto was standing there instead of Kankoro. "Hi there Temari-san, mind if I came in?" he asked with a foxy smile. Temari blushed as she opened the door wider for him to enter. Once he walked in Gaara saw him and blushed, not knowing how to act. "Hi Gaara-san." He said still smiling. Gaara didn't respond as she went and sat down as she tried to drown out the noise that her demon was making. 'Nee-san it's him again! We must spill his blood, Nee-chan needs it.' Shu yelled out over and over as she banged on her cage walls.

"I'm here to apologize for my colleague's behavior and wondered if you two wanted a tour of the village and get something to eat." Once Naruto mentioned going out and eating Gaara's face turned red. 'He wants to go on a date with me? But I'm not ready! What if he finds out what I am? I got to decline but I'll have Temari go and get as much information she can on him.' she thought as Shu quieted down, plotting her next move to kill the blonde boy. Temari looked over at Gaara and noticed that she was uncomfortable so she was going to turn Naruto down but Gaara beat her to it. "I'm not feeling like going out tonight but Temari would love to go with you." The red haired girl said, shocking Temari. "Cool! I'll be downstairs in the lobby waiting." Naruto said leaving the two girls alone. "What the hell Gaara. Why did you say that I'll go with him?" she asked her younger sister.

Gaara looked at Temari and showed her true expression, and that's when Temari noticed. "You like him but you don't know how to act around other people so you want me to gather info on him right?" she asked getting a nod in return. Temari smiled at Gaara, liking that her Imoto could be herself, letting down her walls and being a girl instead of a emotionless killing machine that their Tou-san help create. "Alright I'll do it and who knows we might have a lot in common, he is cute after all." Temari teased out making Gaara narrow her eyes and leak some of Shu's chakra. "Temari flinched but then sighed, ruffling Gaara's hair. "Relax I was only kidding, but it would have been nice if he did pick me. There are not many good looking males in Suna, so if he did pick me I wouldn't mind sharing him with you." Temari said, winking at the younger girl. Gaara blushed at what Temari had said, "You should be going, and I read that it's not polite to make your date wait long." Gaara said as her emotionless wall went back up.

Gaara watched as her older sister exited the room, sighing as she went to her bedroom to relax. 'Nee-chan you've been rather quite recently. What gives?' Gaara asked her inner demon. Shu then exploded with anger. 'He has Nee-chan, we must kill him for Nee-chan.' Shu yelled out as she banged once again on her cage, trying to get free. Gaara grunted as Shu's emotions started to get to her. "I wonder what Shu Nee-san meant by he has Nee-chan? At least Temari Nee-san is out with him." Gaara muttered as she sat on her bed, looking out of the window tuning out the demon. Temari saw the blonde waiting patiently for her. 'His whiskers are so cute! I wonder if he'll let me play with them.' She thought as she walked to Naruto. "Hey Temari-san, are you ready?" he asked with a large grin.

Naruto took Temari on a tour through the village, showing her all of the different stores and restaurants. Speaking of getting something to eat Naruto's stomach growled making him to laugh. Looking up at the sun, and saw that it was pass lunch time. "How about we stop and get something to eat?" he asked the other blonde. Temari smiled and nodded, "Great! I know the best ramen stand in all of the elemental nations." He said as he led Temari towards to Ichiraku's. Once they approached the stand, Temari looked over at Naruto with doubt. "I'm not sure that they don't have the best Ramen in the world, but they might have decent ramen." Temari said as she followed Naruto into the Ramen stand. "You say that now but after this you'll defiantly change your mind. Naruto said as he hopped up onto his favorite stool waiting for Ayame to come and take their orders.

Once Ayame came to take their orders, Temari scowled as she saw how she looked at the blonde. 'Shit and here I thought that Gaara-chan might get herself a boyfriend. She doesn't fancy any of the males back home and not to mention that rumor that she likes girls.' Temari thought as she looked at the menu. "Hi Naru-kun, is this your new girl friend?" the waitress asked making both ninja blush and Temari narrowed her eyes at Naruto. Temari went to stand up to leave when Naruto stopped her, "Hey where are you going? I thought that we would have lunch." Naruto asked. Temari turned and gave him her death stare. "Sorry but I don't socialite with womanizers." She said coldly confusing Naruto. "What are you talking about?" he asked, sitting back down. "Well from the sounds of it, you just use women." Temari said making Ayame feel bad. "I'm sorry that you took it that way. In fact Naru-kun is anything but a womanizer. He was placed in the CRA so he has to bring his clan back." Ayame said calming the Suna Nin down.

Ten minutes had passed and Temari felt bad for her earlier behavior. "Sorry about earlier, the way Ayame-san said it made it sound bad." Temari said while eating her Ramen. Naruto gave her his foxy grin that made her blush, "That's perfectly fine; I probably do the same thing if I was in your shoes. I really wished that they didn't make me do it but at least I get to pick the girls and make sure that they know and understand my predicament before adding them. But sadly I only have five more months before 'They' start picking random girls. Probably pick their own daughters, so that they can claim some of my heritage." Naruto said sighing as he drank the broth. "That's horrible." Temari replied. Naruto noticed that they were the only two in the stand when he decided to tell Temari about Gaara. "Temari-san there's something that I need to tell you." He said gaining the attention of Temari. "I could sense the demon's chakra coming from Gaara. I could take a look at her seal and fix it." He said putting Temari on the defensive. "And why would you do something like that?" she asked, crossing her arms. "Well I know the burden that she carries and being a seal master it would be no issue. I'm not asking you to just trust me just think it over with Gaara and let me know." He said placing down some money. Naruto walked Temari back to her hotel and said his goodbyes before heading home.

~5 Days Later~

Naruto was at Ichiraku's eating lunch with Kaga and Shion when Shion reminded him of the exam. "Hey Ayame-chan." Naruto said gaining the waitress's attention. "I was wondering if you would be interested in…" Naruto paused, scratching his cheek. "Interested in what?" Ayame asked as he looked at the blonde. Kaga saw and grinned, "Daddy wants to know if you would like to be a part of his harem." Kaga blurted out making both Ayame and Naruto face fault. "What have I told you about being so forthright?" he asked as he nipped her ear. "Sorry daddy." Kaga whined out. "Th-that's alright Kaga-chan." Ayame said as she stood back up and brushed the dirt off of her apron.

"I actually thought that you'd never get around asking me. But I would love to! How about when your exams are over we can have a real date." Ayame said. That's when Shion spoke up, "Umm daddy if we don't leave now we'll be late for the exams." Shion said a little worried, making Naruto freak out as he looked at the clock and noticed that he was indeed running late. "Sorry for leaving so soon Ayame-chan but I can't be late." He yelled out as he slapped down money and picked both Shion and Kaga up and Shunshin away.

~Academy~

Naruto made it to the academy just in time and waiting for him was all four of his Sensei's. "About time you made it foxy, there for a moment I thought that you had forgotten about it." Anko said with her arms crossed. "Yea and I thought that Kakashi been rubbing off on you." Hana said making Naruto chuckle. "Sorry that I'm late I was eating Ramen and lost track of time. But thanks to Shion-chan we made it here on time." Naruto said as he scratched the fox's head that poked out of his shirt when she heard her name. "Hi Ba-chan! Are you guys going to watch us in the exams?" Kaga yelled out as she too popped her head out from Naruto's shirt. "Well I'll be a proctor of the second part while the others watch you guys kick some ass!" Anko said with a large grin. "Alright enough chit chat you three better get going or you definitely be late." Yugao said as she and the others watched Naruto run off.

As Naruto began his way towards room 301 he noticed a simple Genjutsu around a classroom where two kids were keeping others to enter. "A simple Genjutsu to weed out the weak." Naruto whispered just loud enough for Shion and Kaga. Naruto quietly walked pass the group of Genin and before entering the stairwell he heard Sasuke run his mouth. "Humph what a cheap trick! For starters we're not even on floor three and this Genjutsu is weak." He said canceling the Genjutsu. Once he did Naruto quickly punched him in his gut, knocking the wind out of him. Then pinned him against the wall by his throat, "You stupid asshole! This was part of the exam, it was to weed out the weak and now you just gave them a free pass!" Naruto yelled out as he begun to leak some of his KI. Naruto dropped the Uchiha and turned away in disgust. "Well that's just fine; it'll help me to get stronger. Defiantly defeating weak ninjas that couldn't see through that poor attempt for a Genjutsu be good for me to test my skill." Sasuke said as he rubbed his throat as he thought about thinking about killing his brother.

Naruto now pointed at all of the Genin that was still standing by the fake classroom. "Take a good look, Uchiha. Each and every one of these Genin's life is in your hands, if they die their blood is on you." Naruto growled out as he made his way back towards the stairwell. In the Jonin lounge they watched the television that broadcasted everything. "Hey Kakashi it looks like your student might've just gotten a lot of Genin killed." Yugao yelled out across the room. "What did they do now?" she asked as she walked back with a cup of coffee. "Well it seems that the Uchiha just told everyone that the Genjutsu trick was indeed the wrong classroom." Asuma said as he exhaled a cloud of smoke. Kakashi sighed as she sat down and watched with the other instructors. Once Naruto entered the right classroom he felt KI radiating from most of the Shinobi especially the team from Iwa. Naruto just grinned as he used his chakra pulse to scan the room.

He looked ahead and saw the Suna team and smiled at them, Kankoro scowled at him while Temari smiled and winked at him. He looked to their right and saw a team from Oto, 'Hmm looks like Orochi-hime sent a couple of teams as well.' He thought as he looked at Kin and her two teammates. He then looked over at the second team from Oto and was intrigued by the red head, 'I wonder who that is? I didn't see her in Oto when I was there.' Then Naruto heard a female voice yell out, "Naru-kun!" the female yelled as she jumped on his back. Naruto chuckled as he turned his head to look at the Inuzuka that was hugging him. "Hello Kiba-chan." He said then he heard a small woof. "And hello to you too Akamaru." He chuckled out as he scratched the small dog's head.

"Hi Hinata-chan, Hanabi-chan, Satsuki-chan I see that you made it just in time." He said then looking at Sasuke and team seven. "And here's the Uchiha prince that helped over ten teams pass the first exercise because he wanted to 'Test' his strength." Naruto said making everyone narrow their eyes at him and his teammates. "That's enough Naruto!" Tenten yelled out as she lightly shoved the blonde. "I'm sorry Panda-chan; it's just that he just killed them. If they couldn't pass through a simple Genjutsu it's really probable that they're going to die." Naruto replied as he went and sat down away from the leaf Genin. Then a teen approached the group, "I think that you've gained the attention of the entire room." The boy said as Naruto chuckled at the poor excuse of KI. "Is that right?" Naruto replied with a feral smirk on his face, looking up as the other occupants glared at him. Naruto stood and then unleashed a small amount of his KI, making the seasoned veterans wet their pants.

"Anyway my name's Kabuto and I've been through the Chunin exams already and quitting because of how rough it is." He said as Naruto narrowed his eyes at him. 'He smells just like Orochi-chan, but he has a leaf Hitai-ate. Is he a spy? I have to ask Orochimaru.' Naruto thought as he listened to the teen speak. "I can help you through my cards that I'd got from gathering info." Kabuto said making most of the Genin interested. "They hold information concerning which ever target I have and whoever you're interested in." Kabuto said as he laid out his cards. "Anyone huh?" Naruto muttered as he looked over at the red haired Oto Nin. "Let's see, Gaara Sabaku, Rock Lee, and Naruto Uzumaki." Sasuke said making Kabuto sigh. "You already know their names? That's no fun." Kabuto said as he pulled out three blank cards. "First is Gaara Sabaku of Suna, teammates are Temari Sabaku and Kankoro Sabaku. Missions completed, fifty five D-Rank missions, twelve C-Rank missions, five B-Rank and two A-Rank missions. Never failing a mission and coming back unscratched." Kabuto said shocking most of the Genin.

"Alright next is Rock Lee of Konoha, teammates are Tenten and Neji Hyuga. Missions completed, twenty D-Rank and eleven C-Rank missions." Kabuto said making Naruto growl. 'So his team gets a C-Rank mission every other D-Rank they do. And here I am busting my ass just to get one C-rank.' He thought, biting his lip, making it bleed a little. "And now that last one, Naruto Uzumaki. He has no teammates, which is odd but he has four Sensei's to make up for it. For missions he completed one A-Rank, one C-Rank, and shit… he completed eighty-seven D-Rank missions." The teenager said making Sasuke laugh hard. "Haha I knew that you were a dobe but your missions verify it! Eighty-seven D-Ranks, that takes the cake. I can now die a happy man." Sasuke said as he wiped a tear from his eye. Before Naruto could come up with a comeback Temari quickly walked over and sat in his lap, shocking all of the girls and Sasuke. "Hey there blondie, I wanted to thank you for showing me around your village the other day." She said as she ran a finger up and down one of his cheeks. Naruto let out a small purr and blushed, "Any time Temari-chan and maybe Gaara-chan can come out to dinner this time."

Kiba, Satsuki, Hinata, and Hanabi all sent the female blonde a death glare, but it didn't faze her at all. Then Sasuke spoke again which made his blood boil. "Easy there dobe, you don't want to end up back in jail or fraternizing with the enemy." Once the Uchiha said that he knew he fucked up, all of the females that were around him gave him dirty looks and something told him that he was in danger. Naruto stood up and pulled out his kunai and before he could attack the smug Uchiha a large cloud of smoke appeared in front of the room. When it dissipated a group of Jonin were there with a large man that stood about six feet tall, standing in front of the group. He wore a blue shirt under a black leather trench coat and black pants with steel toed boots. On his head he wore a black bandana; his face was covered with scars and had dark coal eyes as they narrowed at the group in front of him.

"Okay you maggots listen up!" he shouted. "My name is Ibiki Morino and I will be the proctor for your first exam! And this will be the first and last warning Uzumaki. Fuck up like that again and I will personally kick your ass out! Is that understood?" he asked as Naruto gritted his teeth. "Yes sir." Naruto said as he went to go sit back down, confusing Temari because the Uchiha was the one who started it. 'Why did Naruto and only Naruto get in trouble?' She thought as she sat down next to the blonde. "Good now you will be assigned seats." Ibiki said and as soon as everybody was in their assigned seats he explained the rules. It was pretty simple to Naruto, you had to get the answers without getting caught and the only way to do that was to cheat. "Proctor-san, may I have the answers?" Naruto asked making everyone pause in their actions. They couldn't believe that someone would actually ask for the answers during a test.

~Jonin Lounge~

Anko was banging her head against a wall in embarrassment and a little anger while Hana, Kurenai, and Yugao just blushed and shake their heads. "How can foxy do that to me? When I get my hands on that blonde, he'll regret doing that." She muttered while the other Jonin's laughed at their expense. Kakashi was happily laughing her head off, while Asuma had to admit it was a little humiliating but worth it to see the looks on the four women. Asuma then saw Kurenai and sighed, shaking his head. "Well that's a technique no one has ever tried before." He said blowing out a cloud of smoke. "Did he really think that Ibiki would just give him all of the answers?" Hayate asked. Yugao sighed as she looked over at her boyfriend, "I'm afraid so." Yugao answered.

~Exam Room~

Ibiki was tempted to give him the answers but he had a reputation to keep. "No." he stated as he handed out the exams. 'I got to give it to him; no one has ever tried just asking for them.' Ibiki thought as he handed out the last paper. Temari and Hanabi were happy that they were seated next to the blonde as they got ready to flip the paper over and start. "Like I said before you all have forty-five minutes starting Now!" he yelled out the last part making everyone to flip over their exams and started to work on it. 'Hehe I was right, the real reason behind this test is to see how well you can gather information without being spotted. Because there is no way that any Genin would know these answers, good thing that I'm not really a Genin and know them.' Naruto thought as he began to fill out his exam.

Naruto was able to finish his exam in ten minutes and looked around the room and noticed that majority of the Genin had figured out the true meaning behind the test. He smiled then noticed that Satsuki and the others were having a little trouble so he decided to help them. Naruto pulled out both Kaga and Shion from his shirt and started to pet them as he stealthy placed the answers under each of their collars. "Alright you two I want you to go and act like you're playing but I want you two to go and visit each of your Ba-chans, Kin-chan, and the two girls that came from Suna." He whispered out so only they could hear him. Both of the foxes nodded and jumped away as Naruto laid his head down on the desk so he could get some sleep. Kaga made her way to Kiba and acted like she was playing with her but as soon as Kaga landed on Kiba's lap the small note fell out of her collar so Kiba could read it.

Ibiki narrowed his eyes and was about to kick Naruto out for cheating when the two foxes did the same thing that they did to the leaf Genin to the Suna and one from Oto. 'I guess that he wasn't cheating after all.' He thought as he growled, keeping a close eye on the two foxes. Shortly after Shion and Kaga gave everyone that Naruto said the answers they quickly made their way back to him, stealthy getting rid of the answer key on the way. Kaga made her way back into his shirt while Shion curled up in a ball under his chin. Temari saw this and smiled as she turned over her test and reached over to try to play with his whiskers. 'I'm almost there! Just a few more inches and I have him purring in my hand in no time!' the blonde girl thought as her hand crept closer and closer to his cheek. But right before she could touch his whiskers a black paw swatted her hand away. Temari quickly retracted her hand and looked where the paw came from and only saw a pair of red eyes staring back at her. 'That must be one of his foxes.' Temari thought as she rubbed her hand.

~Hokage Office~

The Fire Daiymyo was standing in front of Hiruzen with the Kage of Otogakure on his right. Hiruzen looked at the mysterious person and wondered who it could be and why were they with the Daiymyo. "I came today because the Otokage here talked to me and explained a lot of things and secrets." The Daiymyo said making Hiruzen raise his eye. "And that would be?" he asked lighting his pipe. "You can removed your disguise now." He said and the woman removed her hat and mask showing who she was. "Orochimaru! Anbu!" Hiruzen yelled out, getting into a fighting stance. Instantly the room was filled with Anbu waiting for the next command. "That's enough! I came here to tell you in person that Orochimaru is cleared of all crimes and that Konoha and Oto will be allies." The Daiymyo yelled out, confusing almost everyone.

He went and took a seat and motioned to Orochimaru to do the same. "I was informed that Orochimaru here was ordered to do all those experiments by Danzo himself." He said making Hiruzen stare at Orochimaru. "And you just take the word of a murderous traitor?" he asked. The Fire Daiymyo chuckled at the Hokage. "Of course not but she presented me with the evidence that Danzo ordered them." Orochimaru looked at her old Sensei and sighed, "It's true Sensei and before I could defend myself you had already declared me a traitor and tried to kill me yourself." Orochimaru said folding her arms under her breasts. "Maybe but I still don't trust you and you'll always be a wanted Nin." Hiruzen said, relighting his pipe. "And I said that all of the charges against her are dropped. Now call Danzo, I need to have a little conversation with him.

Hiruzen waved his hand as a couple of Anbu vanished to retrieve the one eyed man. In the shadows were Naruto's special Anbu, watching over Orochimaru as he requested. They were all tense as anyone could attack Orochimaru at any given moment. Soon the door opened and in walked Danzo with the Anbu that went to go get him. "Danzo Shimura as new information has been brought to my attention, you are found guilty for treason. You ordered Orochimaru here to perform experiments to make your Root members stronger as with yourself and conspiring against the Hidden Leaf. What do you have to say for yourself?" the Daiymyo asked. Danzo just laughed loudly at him, infuriating the Daiymyo. "Of course it's all a lie. Why would you believe anything that this traitor would say? Look at him; he's pretending to be a female. How do I know that he didn't take a female host and placed you under a powerful Genjutsu?" Danzo asked. The Hokage sighed as he got a look from the Fire Daiymyo, "Because Danzo, Orochimaru has always been a female. With the help of Tsunade, I was able to hide and change her sex." He said shocking Danzo. "Why would you do something like that?" he asked.

Hiruzen took a drag from his pipe before answering. "Well that's simple, at the time she was my student and the last of her clan. The council would had made her into a breeding stock and she would never had been a kunoichi and I couldn't do that to her. So Tsunade and I forged fake documents and threw the council off of her trail." Hiruzen answered, looking ashamed. "Fine but that doesn't mean that h-she is telling the truth." Danzo said trying to look for an escape route. "No but these documents and pictures do." The Daiymyo said tossing a stack of papers on the table. Danzo started to sweat and went to escape but three masked women stopped him, placing seals on him. Orochimaru stood up and walked towards Danzo as the women held him in place. Within a blink of an eye Orochimaru quickly cut off his right arm that had bandages. All of the Anbu in the room except the ones guarding Orochimaru and the Daiymyo had their swords aimed at the Snake woman's throat. "What's the meaning of this!" the Daiymyo yelled out as Orochimaru picked up the severed arm. "If I may, this proves that I'm innocent." She said as she slowly unwrapped the arm from its bandages. Both the Hokage and the Fire Daiymyo gasped at what they saw. "Danzo you're sentenced to death for betraying the leaf and stealing Sharigans." He said with a snap of his fingers the Anbu that were holding him quickly beheaded him.

The Hokage had one of his Anbu pick up and seal away the arm to give back to Mikoto. He rubbed his temples as he knew that the next meeting was going to hell. From Orochimaru being cleared to Danzo stealing the Uchiha Sharigan. "Now to the next matter of business, I already talked to Orochimaru here and she thinks that it would be a good thing for both of the villages." He said making Hiruzen feel uneasy. "I'm setting up a Shinobi trading program, where you send troops to Oto to train upcoming Ninja and Oto will do the same. You will also send Oto missions that would have been sent there. Think of it as a diplomatic relationship between the two of you." He said making Hiruzen's face go red. "Kukuku, what's wrong Sensei? Don't tell me that you're thinking about our little secret relationship. Don't worry I still promise that I won't tell Biwako." Orochimaru said as she covered her mouth as she laughed making Hiruzen mad. "That never happened! Don't go spreading ridiculous rumors!" Hiruzen yelled shocking the Daiymyo.

"Now since that's all taken care of, why don't you go and rest up. I'll have the Chunin exams videos brought to your room." The Daiymyo said. As Orochimaru stood up the door slammed opened showing a pissed off red headed woman. "We need to talk Hokage-sama. Apparently I still don't have access to the Uzumaki bank accounts. It has been three months since we moved back and yet I'm still unable to access them. And another thing, I noticed that our clan emblem is still on the back of the flak jackets, I personally request that you removed it till you and this village starts recognizing our clan." Kyu said, gritting her teeth. Right as Kyu was about to leave she saw the Daiymyo and Orochimaru sitting on the couch. "Sorry Daiymyo-sama, Orochimaru-sama I didn't see you there." Kyu said as she spotted the two. "It's all fine Uzumaki-san and if it's not too much trouble I would like to walk you out. I have a proposition for you and your clan, seeing now that both of our villages are united." Orochimaru said getting up. Kyu gave the Daiymyo a bow before leaving with Orochimaru in toe.

"Hiruzen-san why haven't the Uzumaki's been able to get to their accounts?" the Fire Daiymyo asked. Hiruzen started to sweat trying to come up with a lie to get the Daiymyo off his back. "Well you see they just moved back to the village and I'm trying to reopen their accounts which had been closed. Don't worry by the end of the week they should be able to access their accounts." Hiruzen replied taking a puff from his pipe. "Alright I'll leave it to you then." The Daiymyo said crossing his arms. 'I'll go and personally look into it right after I leave this office, something doesn't sit right here.' He thought as the receptionist came in with some tea. "How is your musume? Shizuna was it?" Hiruzen asked, sipping his tea. "Shizuna-chan is doing great but she really wanted to come with me; she really misses the Uzumaki boy. Naruto was his name? But I told her that it would be very unlikely that she would get to see him because of the exams so I promise to bring her for the finals. Just between us she got a crush on him, ever since he escorted her back home. All she talks about is him and his cute little foxes." The Daiymyo answered making Hiruzen sweat drop. 'I hope that the council doesn't find out, next thing they would do is demand action saying that the demon brainwashed Shizuna-san so he could get more power.' He thought.

~Exam Room~

It was time for the tenth question and Naruto was still sleeping. Temari gently nudged him, waking him up. Naruto sat up yawning and stretching as he listened to Ibiki explain the last question. The last question was the most dangerous; if they decided not to take it they were disqualified. But if they decided to answer it and got it wrong not only did they fail they could never be promoted ever. Naruto watched as several teams walked out of the room, deciding not to chance it and fail. Naruto noticed that with the room was down fifteen to twenty teams now and was surprised. 'Wow I didn't think that cheating was that hard. Hopefully the teams that the Uchiha-teme helped through the Genjutsu earlier failed.' He thought as he looked around the room. "Daddy I'm hungry." Kaga whined out softly making Naruto scratch her ear. "I'll give you both some dango after the test." Naruto whispered out.

Ibiki looked around the room and saw that no one else was going to leave. "For all of you that are still here. You…Pass!" he spoke shocking and confusing many of the Genin. "H-hey what does that mean!" Sakura yelled out, standing up. "By grading the exam on a group basis, I added the unimaginable pressure of dragging down your teammates." Ibiki explained. "I see, I see. I knew that was the true point of this test." Sasuke said making Naruto scoffed. 'No, you didn't.' Naruto thought as his eye twitched. Shion poked her head out of Naruto's shirt and started to sniff the air, getting a mischievous grin. "Daddy Ba-chan is coming, can I go and try and sneak attack her?" Shion whispered out. Naruto grinned as he looked down at the black fox. "Go ahead, just be careful." He said.

Shion quickly jumped from desk to desk trying to get to the front of the class room as fast as possible. She gained the attention of everybody as they watched her climb up the wall and just hung there waiting for her prey. Soon the window broke and a white banner flew in spread out to reveal that it was a sign. It read, The Second Proctor and under that it said The Sexy and Taken Anko Mitarashi! "I'm the proctor for the second exam." The purple haired woman spoke. "Anko." Ibiki sighed as he looked around the banner. "You're early… again." Anko looked at Ibiki and at the classroom then back at Ibiki. "You let so many through this year Ibiki. Don't tell me that you're getting soft in your old age." She said, looking at the scarred man. "I not getting soft, it's just this year we have a good lot of Genin." He replied. Before Anko could reply Shion jumped off the wall, "Surprise attack!" Shion yelled out as she tried to jump down Anko's shirt.

Anko quickly caught Shion before she could reach Anko's shirt. "Now, now Shion-chan. What have I told you? It's not a surprise attack if you yell out 'Surprise Attack'." Anko said as she cradled the small fox. Soon Kaga was sitting at her feet looking up at her. "Hi Ba-chan! Daddy said that Nee-chan and I can go and help him with the exams." Kaga said. Anko bent over and picked up the white fox as well. "He did, did he." She said as she looked over at Naruto, who had his head back down and sleeping. Most of the Genin were shocked to see not one but two talking foxes. Before Anko could ask if Kyu was alright with it she and everyone else in the classroom felt ungodly amount of KI. "Save me Ba-chan!" Shion yelled out as she jumped inside of the purple haired woman's shirt while Kaga jumped down and ran to Naruto yelling. "Save us Daddy!"

Naruto yawned as he sat up, catching Kaga in his arms, that's when he felt Kyu's KI. Soon the door to the classroom flew off its hinges and pass Anko and Ibiki. "Na-Ru-To Uz-Um-Aki, you are not taking our musumes with you!" Kyu yelled out as she continued to flare her KI. Naruto sighed as he got up and walked towards the front of the room, unfazed by her KI. "Kyu-hime it will be alright and I promise you that nothing will happen to them. Now Shion, Kaga come on out and give your Ka-san a hug." Naruto said as both foxes jumped out in the open. They instantly transformed into their human forms minus the fox ears and tails. Once Kyu saw that they were alright she stopped flaring her KI and hugged them tightly. "K-Ka-san you're embarrassing me." Kaga whine out. All of the Genin were shocked at what they were witnessing. Most of the males had blood dripping down their noses as they checked out the three new women. Both Kaga and Shion were wearing a short black battle kimono with shoulder guards, grey gloves, and opening in their shirt to reveal their sizable cleavage.

"Fine just promise me that you two listen to everything that your Tou-san says. And promise me that you will take care of them." Kyu said the last part to Naruto. "You know that I won't let anyone harm them. Now if you excuse us the second part of the exam is going to start." He said licking Kyu's cheek. "Alright be safe I have to go, Tsume-san said that she wanted to talk to me." Kyu said as she exited the room as fast as she came. Naruto chuckled as he went back to his seat. "Sorry about that Anko-Sensei, please continue." He said. Anko coughed getting everyone's attention once again, "Right now I want you all to report to training grounds forty-four. We're going to have to cut the remaining of you in half." She said as Naruto raised his hand. "Yes Foxy you will be allowed to literally cut people in half. Now you all have twenty minutes to get there if you're late you will be disqualified." Anko yelled out before disappearing. Naruto smiled and followed suit, grabbing Kaga and Shion and used a Shunshin to follow the purple haired woman.

Harem List

Anko Mitarashi

Kurenai Yuhi

Yugao Uzuki

Hana Inuzuka

Kyu Uzumaki

Kaga Uzumaki

Shion Uzumaki

Izumi Uchiha

Naya Uzumaki

Kuroki Uzumaki

Tayuya

Kimimaro

Kin

Yoshino Nara

Tsume Inuzuka

Thinking about adding to the Harem

Ayame

Temari

Gaara

Mei Turumi

Mai Turumi

Fu

Ino Yamanaka

Kiba Inuzuka

Zabuza Momochi

Haku

Satsuki Uchiha

Mikoto Uchiha

Orochimaru

Tsunade

Katsuyu