Title: Therapy with the DN angel cast

Summary: A therapist tries to help the DN angel cast's problems one by one in this one of a kind therapy for each character.

Disclaimer: I don't own DN angel at all.

By: Miyon-chan04

Author's notes: Often points of view will be the therapist's. Enjoy this chapter everyone!

Chapter 1: Dark's session 01

Hello, my name is Minoru Hanakuro. I'm a special therapist that helps other people... From the past months, I had different kinds of patients but the strangest is the phantom thief Dark, commander Hiwatari Satoshi, Krad, Risa and Riku Harada, Daisuke Niwa and more related to them. If you are interested in my past sessions with them, this is the right thing for you.

It all happened when my session with the infamous phantom thief Dark Mousy. I sighed as I looked at my gold watch as I waited for Mr. Mousy... He sure is late. I arranged my files and took a notepad and a fountain pen... The door busted open as I raised my eyebrow and saw Dark Mousy smirking and winking at a girl and closed my door. He grinned at me and took a sit as he put With, his so called bunny to a table with strawberries.

"So Minoru... How's it going!" He said smirking,

I didn't smile at all. This stupid session was arranged by Daisuke, my friend who seems to need help on Dark NOT to flirt and sex girls uncontrollably... I rolled my eyes and said, "Mr. Mousy... Sit down and we'll discuss your..."- What should you call this case for a playboy going out of control- "Problem."

He shot up an eyebrow and said, "What problem..?"

"Your problem with your opposite sex, the female." I said as I wrote down his name,

"What? Girls dig me and are very desperate..." He said smirking,

Yes... Very desperate to get a hold of you and your... Body. I winced at thinking about and said, "Now... I see that girls are attracted you... Why are you not staying in only one female, Mr. Mousy?"

"Maybe it's because they'll get jealous..." He said simply.

What a cocky fuck head. I began to loose my temper as I rubbed my temples and looked at him... From his looks, he's a professional playboy. "I also heard you had a bit of a problem with a girl named Rika?"

His eyes started to glare at me and then told me in an icy tone, "Don't ever talk about her..."

I wasn't really scared but I was confused why he was like that... I raised my eyebrow... This guy has some SERIOUS issues... "Have a cookie." I said simply showing his a plate,

He quirked an eyebrow and shrugged. He took a cookie and bit one, "Hey... This taste good! Who made this?" He muffled as he ate,

"You certainly need help on your manners of eating too..." I muttered, "Well I made it actually..."

He began to laugh making me tilt my head with confusion. How very insulting too... "A-A guy can c-cook or better yet, bake!" He yelled while laughing out loud at the floor,

I smirked and said, "Why of course. You don't know how? Usually baking helps me clear out my mind. for females, they sometimes go to the salon. Maybe you should learn how to cook."

He immediately stopped laughing and stare at me as if he didn't believe what I said as he asked, "Me? Baking?"

"Try it. Bring a cook book next time on making a cake and let's see if it helps you clear you mind about..." I said as my voice trailed off. He immediately knew and smirked. He nodded as he went and sat down at his red sofa chair.

"So... When will it be?" Dark said,

It was pretty amazing that he actually wanted to try it. I thought he would laugh at the floor again... Well then.. This should be a good start. "Probably next Sunday..."

"Should I bring materials? I mean cooking is what girls like right?"

I sighed... It's about girls again. I guess you can't change someone like him THAT easily... "Fine..." I said, "Go and buy some materials for it." This guy is truly hard to understand... One minute he's serious and another minute he turns into a playboy that no girl could ever resist. Well... Not all.

"Now... Since that's done. What do you think of yourself?"

"Me? A really great guy who knows a lot..."

I mentally slapped my head because of his stupidity. "Yeah, except baking a damn cookie." I muttered to myself,

Fortunately, he didn't hear that and said, "Why?"

"Well I want you to read this..." I said scanning through my shelf and took a book and a small CD in it. "The book is called the bible... I want you to read it daily. The CD is called "Fruits Basket" and I want you to reflect on it especially the girl named Tohru Honda. Do you understand?"

He smirked and replied, "As smooth as silk."

Nice.

"Well anyway, I hope to see you next Sunday." I said as I wrote something..

"Hey, Minoru? What're writing?" He said giving a mischievous grin,

"Our session so I won't forget what we talked when we meet next Sunday, Mr.Mousy..." I said glaring at him,

"Fine, Fine..." He said waving his hands with a mocking surrender, "Just cut the crappy formalities..."

"Fine then, Mr. Dark." I said, "Should we discuss more?"

Silence...

"Sure..." He said smirking,

I rolled my eyes... For a phantom thief, he sure is slow in replying. "Good... Now what do you want to talk about... How about this girl named Riku Harada who's continuously giving you harsh attacks at your cheek..."

"Yeah! She always slap me... What's with that girl... All I did was kissed her to shut up."

I sweatdropped... What a strange person he turned out to be. God forbid me to know anything else of is stupidity now. "I see... Maybe try talking to her."

"You think? Every time I come along she would yell." He said then mocked Riku, "Get away you pervert! Pervert! You filthy pervert!"

My eyes danced with amusement with his social life with other people. Plus, his mockery was bad as his high-pitched voice sounded like a frog croaking for its life... He then looked at me and said, "Riku needs an appointment too!"

"--oh, Harada Riku? She already has... Right after Commander Hiwatari Satoshi who is next to you actually." I said reading y busy schedule.

His head perked up as he heard Satoshi's named and laughed, "Commander? He has a session?"

"You're laughing even if you also have a session.."

"Daisuke made me." He said simply. "Anyway, I better go or something bad will happened like to my spell hand."

"Spell hand?" I said raising my eyebrows...

"Yep... It's my winning hand on spells with my black feathers right, With?" He said forgetting about With who was sleeping at the empty bowl of strawberries murmuring, "Kyuu..."

"Oh well.." He said,

"I'm not surprised you're worried about your hand... It also helps you dig in your nose for sexy snot." I muttered chuckling to myself,

"Well I'm not surprised that you don't know magic." He said,

I sighed forgetting that he was a man that you couldn't understand at all. "Of course I don't... I'm not some kind of abracadabra cockroach waving a wand waiting for something to come out." I said,

"Whatever..." He said,

"Now remember your duties..." I reminded him,

"What duties...?"

I groaned as I then said, "The cook book and cooking materials... Then read the bible and watch Fruits Baskets. Tell me what you think about them next Sunday, okay?"

He nodded as he took With and black wings appeared at his back. He gave me a thumbs-up and said, "Wish me luck on stealing that artifact."

I rolled my hands and waved dismissively at him as he disappeared and flew towards a mansion. I rested my chin at my hand and watched him at my clear windows groaning... What a day. But, at least he's making progress right?

Dark Mousy...

What a strange old fellow he is...

He had to admit, the session was very one of a kind!

I put his files in my second drawer and took out another file looking at the picture of Commander Satoshi Hiwatari there. He read his bio and said, "I wonder what kind of session this will be."

I chuckled as I threw his bio to my table and closed the lights. I went out to my door and closed it... This will certainly be fun.

End of chapter 1

A/N: Hehe... I hoped you liked it!