Title: Therapy with the DN angel cast
Summary: A therapist tries to help the DN angel cast's problems one by one in this one of a kind therapy for each character.
Disclaimer: I don't own DN angel at all.
By: Miyon-chan042
Author's notes: The therapist is a man. His assistant is her sister who will be in some chapters...
Chapter 2: Satoshi's session 1
I glanced at the wall clock while I tapped my fountain pen at my mahogany desk as I waited for Commander Hiwatari Satoshi to come and drop by my office. There was a thud as I winced... The door opened and showed Satoshi in business clothing. It was obvious he had a meeting and it ended. He straightened his crooked glasses when he banged at the door a while ago. I laughed a bit... He straightens his tie as he cleared his throat and looked at me... It seemed like a glare actually when I laughed at him. I sighed as I pointed him a seat. He sat down and stared at me...
Stare...
I tapped my shoe...
He blinked...
I sighed and said, "Let us begin then."
He rolled his eyes... It was a sign for me as "Let's-do-it-or-my-father-will-get-mad-at-me" kind. I took my notepad and fountain pen and said, "Hiwatari Satoshi right?"
He glared at my notepad and nodded once. "And you got sent by your father here?"
He nodded once again...
"You're not really a type of talking to someone openly aren't you..."
He glared at me and said, "Yes."
I sighed... This isn't an army place you know... It's not like if you talk freely you'll have to do a million push-ups and pull-ups... He then said, "Nothing's wrong with me."
I raised my eyebrow and said, "Oh really... I don't think so."
"Nothing is wrong with me." He said it in a lower tone, glaring at me with his icy blue eyes.
"Oh yes there is..." I said writing his attitude down.
"Prove it."
"Well, for starters... You keep on glaring and look like you're a disciplined person with no care for the world." I started smirking at his death glare. "See?"
"You won't help at all." He said starting to walk towards the door...
"Yes I can.. I can help you... Just like what I did to Mr. Dark Mousy." I said as he stopped and turned to me...
"Dark?" He said,
"Yes... Do you want me to tell you about his session?"
He stopped to think for a while and said, "Fine..."
"Alright then... Right after this session or your father will get mad at you and me." I said,
He rolled his eyes and muttered a "Fine" as he sat down... I smiled and said, "I want you to get voice lessons."
He dropped his small suitcase at the floor with a face saying, "What-the-fuck!" then he shoot a glare at me... He then said, "No."
"Just do it.. So you'll talk more and develop a good hobby when you're in the bathroom.." I said smirking. He glared at me and said, "What's there to do in the bathroom? Besides singing while urinating in the toilet for you."
I raised my eyebrows in amusement. "Don't worry... It'll be fun.. I'll teach you with my sister." He quirked an eyebrow and said, "Sister?"
I smirked and said, "Yes my imouto... She's my assistant in this psychology thing. They don't call me the best therapist in Azumano you know."
He sighed and rubbed his temples...
"You look good without glasses." I said,
"What kind of statement is that? It's not even in the subject." He muttered...
I smiled and said, "But it made you talk... It's nice to hear it for a therapist. Has anyone said that to you?"
"Yes."
"I see... Take them off when we're having our lessons."
He raised his eyebrows... "What?"
"Just do it."
He took his glasses of as I smiled and said, "Now anyway, why don't you go with me downstairs for a small cup of coffee..."
"This is part of the session?" He said,
"Well, not really..." I said as he slapped his forehead. I made him follow me to the elevator...
-Cafe-
"Like, welcome to Star Bucks coffee housez! (Accent...)Like how may I take your order?" A guy said,
Satoshi raised his right eyebrow and said to me, "Is he gay?"
I just nodded smoothly as we got our orders. We sat down as I said, "This is a part of the session now..." I took a small paper from my bag and gave it to him.. H read it as his eyes widen... He then stood up and banged the table, "Talent show!" he yelled at me as I sweatdropped... The people were then murmuring as he sat down... He then rubbed his temples to make him calm down.
"Look... I only heard you sing once by Daisuke. He gave me this tape of the act in your spring recital and you sang some classic song." I said smirking as I drank my cup of coffee. He then muttered the words "Baka-Daisuke" and stuff like that.
"I don't want to." He said,
"Stop being stubborn." I said,
"I'm not." He muttered... "I hate singing."
"Just try... My little imouto (sister) told me when we were doing something, "I can't do much but even if I do just a little help, I'll do my best! If a person doesn't do anything, they'll never get any better. Doing one little thing, taking one step forward... I got to believe it well help build a better future for us!" It was really cute when she said that."
He stared at me for a second and looked at his coffee as he stirred it softly. There was a very awkward silence between the two of us. Shit, I hate that.
"Fine." He said,
I blinked... What the?
I smiled and said, "Good... Here!"
I gave him lots of schedules and stuff for the song...
Satoshi POV
I can't believe I said "Fine" about this.
I moved back a bit as he showered me with schedules, papers and some pen to write. I was filled with them... Damn, where does he get this stuff? Does he have some kind of magic pocket or something when you ask for it you can get it like asking for the Eiffel tower and you take it out in your pocket--- Wait... I'm over-reacting.
"Quit giving me that or I'll back out."
He stopped as he putted the whole thing in his suitcase. I stand-corrected... It was a magic suitcase.
"Fine..." He said as he stood up. Jeez, he only made me go here just for that? What an asshole...
-Back up THERE-
Minoru's POV
I really couldn't believe that he's actually going to do this. I thought he marched out of his sit and cry his eyes out to his daddy like Nobita-kun. Wait-- I'm exaggerating too much. He will never do that.
He's a rock.
I forgot... Well anyway, I sat down at my chair as he sat down in the sofa. He stared at me as I cleared my throat and said, "When do you want your voice lessons?"
"Next meeting."
"Fine..." I said. I wonder if he has a girlfriend... He's like no human and needs a girl... Nah... He'll just probably scare her off... I think. "Do you have a girlfriend?"
He stared at me as if I was a moron. What?
"Do YOU have?"
"Stop changing the subject... No, I don't." I said smiling, "I want my sister to have but my approval of course..."
"Well I don't have." He said, "But I have perverted stalkers..."
I chuckled lightly as I wrote it down... "No... Girlfriends..." I said as I wrote it down. He glared at me... "What? It's really good you open up to a mere therapist like me." I said smirking as he shook his head as he sighed.
"No one's listening anyway..." He muttered.
I laughed a bit as I shook my head and looked at him. I then said, 'While getting voice lessons, maybe I'll help you get a girlfriend."
He gave me a very scary death glare that made me sweatdrop. "No." He said with pure hatred...
"See what I mean? You need a girl to protect and be soft to... Not to turn into the Cadet Kelly of the rock in US."
"Tsk.." He said as he gritted his teeth,
"Oh, Tell Krad that his session will be after... Harada Riku..." I said scanning through my files.
"Who's the one changing the subject now, huh?" He muttered...
"Hey... It's not good to mumble under your breath because I don't understand a word you said." I said,
"I am not mumbling, you dimwit." He said,
"Mumbler..." I said smirking,
"That's not even a word… Change of subject. This is so childish…" He said smoothly as he rubbed his temples... I smiled and said, "Well we'll be finding you a girlfriend then! Cased closed... Next case..."
He groaned... "Fine then... Let's end the session now." I said as I put his file in my drawer and headed towards the door...
"Hey... I thought you'll tell me about Dark's session..."
"Oh yeah…" I whispered to myself. I faced to him who was glaring at me... I said, "Well, Dark's going to bake a cake. I'll give you a sample..."
He smirked and said, "Really? And..."
He actually changed the mood... "He'll be reading the bible and watch Fruits baskets..."
"Bible?" He said,
"Bible." I repeated.
"Nice..." He said as he went to the door.
"See you..." I said,
He waved to me dismissively and closed the door. Boy... That was really tiring... And I thought Dark was hard to understand... I chuckled.
-Dark-
He ran to the roof of the museum and sneezed..
'You okay Dark?' Daisuke said,
He nodded and said, "Someone has to be talking about me."
'I hope it's not fan girls...' Daisuke said as Dark laughed then sneezed...
End of chapter 2
A/N: Hehe... Did you like it? Help me if Satoshi should get a girlfriend... I like messing up with their lives!---Ahem... Next is Riku then Krad then Dark then Risa then Satoshi then blah blah... Ja ne!