New Devil of The Gremory House
Life 39: Sporting
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!
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Three figures looked at each other. Their projections connecting them across realms so they could work out the last kinks of the plan in their mind.
Michael, the Host of Heaven, broke the silence, "Are we certain we are ready for this? Are we prepared for the consequences?"
"Oh, getting cold feet, Michael?" Azazel questioned with a smirk, the Fallen Angel's Governor-General showing no signs of hesitation like his peers did, "That frightened by the punishment?"
"I have no fear of what may happen to me if we fail, Azazel." Michael countered, "What I fear for are the people we'll drag along with us in this venture."
"Gentlemen, we've made our decision." Sirzechs Lucifer, one of the four Maou that led the Devils, said, "Whatever awaits us once this finishes...we must accept."
"May the Lord have mercy on us."
The projections all disappeared and Azazel was left to sit in silence. He stepped forward and leaned his head back to stare at the ceiling.
An exhilarating smile taking his face in preparation for what was ahead.
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"Mmmmm, that feels good." Rias moaned into the pillow as she melted into the bed while Naruto's hand roamed and pressed into her body. The beautiful redhead closed her eyes and felt her whole body turn light as his fingers pressed into her muscles, "You're getting a lot better at this."
"Well I'm getting more and more experience." Naruto said over her, seated with his knees on either side of her as he firmly massaged her back. The lights had been dimmed to give an air of nightly enjoyment as he continued to ease his lover's tension and stress, "Especially when it sets us up for what's next."
Once again Naruto and Rias found themselves alone in the room they had sectioned off as their love cave. They didn't want to risk getting caught when Xenovia and Koneko regularly came to the bedroom to join their sleeping, so instead they cornered off a room for their own needs and had been using it ever since Azazel had given them their pills.
And man...that was a gift that kept on giving.
"Well I can tell you're excited." Rias voluptuous body squirmed under him as his fingers dug into the knot in her shoulders and started to undo it, "It's hard not to when I can feel your hardness on my back."
"Oh like you're one to talk. Am I just to assume all these moans and writhing around is just for my benefit?"
"I already said you're getting better." Rias turned her head slightly to look up at him, her cheeks slightly red as her eyes softened and she gave him a sultry smile, "You keep fishing for compliments and you might make me angry."
The kind of angry she was promising was the kind Naruto loved to experience. He reapplied some more lotion to his hands and started rubbing them together as he whispered, "You know, most of the club is gonna be gone soon on that field trip to Kyoto. With them gone things are bound to be a lot quieter. We could have a lot of fun while they're away."
"Ah~, they're so lucky." Rias let out a small jealous whine as he started massaging her body again, "Every time I hear about the trip I get so anxious and want to go with them. I want to see Kyoto again!" She plopped her head back down and pouted, "It was just Akeno, Sona, Tsubaki, and I last time we went there. But the second-years this time are a group of friends so they'll get to enjoy it more."
"Man every time I hear you talk about Kyoto, I get the image of a little kid kicking her legs and demanding they go on a trip." Naruto chuckled, "Quite an image you make when you talk like that." The blond looked down and noticed his girlfriend's stare, "What? Did I say something wrong?"
"I'm still just disappointed that you didn't go to Kyoto with our class last year."
"Why?"
"Because I think you would have had so much fun. How do you even skip a mandatory field trip?"
"Easy. Don't show up and have teachers scared of you."
"But aren't you upset you didn't get to enjoy a trip to Japan's ancestral capital?"
"Not really. I barely even bothered learning anything about Japan and this world's history when I came here, so I didn't really know the importance of what I was missing out." Naruto nonchalantly shrugged, "I was still coping with being in a new world with people I didn't know and no connection to who I was. Even if I did bother going I'm sure I would have been a pill."
"Still..."
"Hey, if you're so bent up about it we can go to Kyoto some other time. Since you seem so keen you can show me around or something. How about that?" Naruto smiled and massaged her further as Rias hid her conflicted expression in her pillow. Before he could go any further, he heard the ring of his phone by his side. Carefully maneuvering the phone around so he didn't muck up the screen, Naruto checked the message, "Huh?"
"What is it?"
"Some mass text from Azazel to the club."
"What about?"
"It says that we all need to get our best sports gear on and prepare for a game day tomorrow." Naruto blinked, "What the fuck? That's so stupid. Why would we even bother with that? Is he joking?" The phone rung again and he looked down, "I'm not joking - holy shit! Azazel, can you see us right now?!"
The young couple looked around suspiciously and tried to see if there was any way the Governor-General could have been watching them. Rias frowned and sat up, "He better have a good reason for texting us this."
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"We're having a unified sports day!"
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"It's not." Rias dryly stated, "It's not a good reason."
"Oh wipe that scowl off your face kid." Azazel blithely waved off her annoyance as he smirked and faced the members of the club dressed in their Gremory tracksuits, "Today, we're going to the Underworld to participate in a sport day event between the three factions! It's gonna be a lot of fun!"
"Is this real?" Issei asked, "This seems like it's gonna turn into a prank against us."
"Issei-senpai is right. This feels like we're going to go all the way there dressed like this, expect to play in some games, but just get played when we arrive." Koneko said with a small glare at Azazel, "Sensei, there's teasing and then there's just being a dick."
"I feel like he keeps overshooting the teasing part and lands firmly in the being a dick area all the time."
There was a wave of mumbling and agreements from all the students and teacher present. Azazel nodded, "Well glad to see I have so much faith being put in me. C'mon," He ushered them over to the magic circle, "It's time to go."
"I seriously think he's just planking us."
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Fireworks exploded in the sky as cheers of celebration and joy sounded out across the field. A stadium usually reserved for Rating Games was now filled with sports equipment, event areas, and people. Devils, Angels, and Fallen Angels filled the entire place as even the sky above them was littered with white, black, and crooked bat wings.
The ORC stood dumbstruck as they looked around, "Holy fuck it was real."
"Rias! Everyone! You're here!" Sirzechs spotted the group of youngsters accompanying the Governor-General with his arrival. Instead of the regal armor the redhead usually adorned or the spiffy professional suit he wore when he relaxed, the Maou was dressed in a tracksuit. Unlike the air of control or authority Sirzechs usually had when in public, the older man seemed downright giddy and excited for the day of games. He ran up and smiled while stretching his arms, "We've been waiting for you all to arrive! Are you excited for today?"
"Um – Onii-sama?" Rias tested whether this was a situation where she could refer to her brother as such or by his professional moniker. Judging by the smile on his face it didn't look like he minded, "Is this real? Why would we suddenly be having a sports day like this?"
"Well it was just a fun little idea me and the other leaders had to strengthen relationships between the factions. A little healthy competition to liven things up." Sirzechs said with a convincing smile before it took on a challenging, sharper edge, "Hey there, Azazel."
"Hey Sirzechs." Azazel answered with the same level of menace in his voice as the Devil, "You really feeling excited? Sure that isn't just nerves?"
"I'm not worried. After all we won't be the ones who have to suffer with losing."
"Oh, is that the patented Devil's pride I hear in your voice? You better watch out Sirzechs," Azazel smirked, "You might trip up before you know it and have to suffer the fall."
"I'm honestly surprised everyone made it here with you, Azazel." Sirzechs walked past him and looked over the students, "I half expected for them to conveniently disappear and be unable to join in the games today. Seems like something that would just coincidentally happen when you are around."
"Why I have no idea what you're talking about?" Azazel feigned innocence and fluttered his eyelashes, "These are my precious students. I just wanted to make sure they got here safely and comfortable. Awake on time. Properly dressed. And fed...of course."
"Did you eat what he gave you?!" Sirzechs quickly turned to Rias and grabbed her shoulders, anxiously looking her over for something as Rias sputtered and tried to make him stop. He let her go and looked over the others, "Was it smoking?! Was it bubbling?! Did anything you eat have a discoloring on it?!" He finally landed on Naruto and reached for his mouth, 'You need to purge this instant!"
"H-Hey what are you-" The blond reached up and grabbed his wrists, holding the older red-haired man back as he tried to force his fingers into his mouth, "S-Stop it! Get out of - SIRZECHS, GET YOUR FUCKING FINGERS OUT OF MY MOUTH!"
"Of course they already ate breakfast before we left for the Underworld so they're fine." Azazel cheekily noted as Sirzechs pulled his hands back and glared at the Fallen Angel spitefully. The mixed-haired man laughed and waved them off, "Well I need to go check with my team. I'll see you all later."
"Bastard. Tricking me like that." Sirzechs cursed before looking the younger group over, "But seriously he didn't try to feed you any food or drink right? You're not feeling sluggish or lethargic or anything that might be detrimental to our victory today, right?"
"Onii-sama," Rias addressed her brother but by the clear tone in her voice she wasn't amused or willing to play games, "What is going on?"
"We're having a sports day with the other factions for fun and healthy competition!"
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"And the leaders of the losing teams have to embarrass themselves in front of everyone."
"There it is." The ORC sighed in disappointment, "So what exactly do you have to do if you lose?"
"I'm not sure. The winner gets to decide the punishment. Azazel is one sick twisted man with a vivid imagination so I'd hate to see what he'd have in store for me." The Maou tilted his head, "As for Michael-"
"Michael-sama would never do something to hurt or humiliate you, Lucifer-sama!"
"Yeah, Michael-sama is the Host of Heaven. He has no malicious intent in his heart."
"That's right!"
The Church Trio were quick to stand up in the Archangel's defense but the Maou shrugged, "I mean it'd be pretty foolish to count Michael out just like that. So I'd feel a lot safer if I won."
"Let me guess; because you'd be the kind and magnanimous winner if you were the one in charge?" Naruto said sarcastically.
"That's right!" Sirzechs earnestly agreed and pointed back the way he came, "I have to go rally the others! Come join us soon because the games will be starting up!"
Sirzechs ran over to the Devil section and left the ORC where they stood. The group looked around at all the gathered people and realized the horrible truth...
Today was going to be a long day.
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The ORC made their way by the Angel faction. The team from Heaven was filled with gentle, approachable people with white shorts and bloomers on as well as beautiful white wings adorning their backs. The other members of the ORC were surprised to see so many Angels in one place for the first time, while one immediately broke from the group and ran in.
"Michael-sama!" Irina called out to her [King] as she ran up, "I'm so sorry I'm late!"
"It's quite alright, Irina. You haven't missed anything yet. I'm just sorry I sent you the message so late last night and didn't give you more time to prepare." The youthful-looking Archangel accepted his young follower's apology and then turned to the others with a smile, "Hello again everyone. I'm glad to see you all again, and with some new faces as well."
Everyone greeted the leader of the Angels politely, while Asia and Xenovia stepped forward to give the man their personal regard, "Michael-sama, it's so gold to see you again!"
"As it is you, my children. I'm glad to see you both are doing so well with your new family. And Irina is constantly telling me how much fun she has with all of you in school." The twin-tailed girl blushed as the former nun and warrior giggled, "I hope you're all ready for the games today."
"Oh yes, Michael-sama!" Asia excitedly answered, "We had our school's sports festival not too long ago so our training is fresh in the mind."
"We should be showing our concern for you, Michael-sama." Xenovia said with a small challenging smile, "I hope the Angels of Heaven are ready to face the skills we're ready to show."
"Oh~, Xenovia~, is that pride I hear in your voice?"
The blue-haired [Knight] squeaked in fright and surprised everyone close with the unexpected sound. She turned around and started sweating and growing pale when she saw the person behind her. A lovely woman with soft, gentle features and a kind smile had walked up and stopped behind Xenovia. She was wearing the white shirt and white bloomers of her team but also still had her nun's habit over her head. The sweet and approachable aura around her body immediately disarmed everyone who saw her.
Which was why it was confusing to see Xenovia shudder and nervously look around when faced with the woman, "H-Hello."
"Xenovia, it's so good to see you again." The older woman spoke softly and stepped forward, making Xenovia shiver and reflexively take a step back, "We haven't spoken in so long. I was worried you might have been avoiding me or had forgotten I existed."
"N-No!" Xenovia said unconvincingly, her eyes shooting around to look at anything other than the woman in front of her, "I-I was just so preoccupied that I never got the chance."
The others watched the scene oddly as Naruto leaned in towards Akeno, "I didn't know Xenovia could be nervous."
"Do you think it's someone she knows?"
Before they could theorize further, the woman's hands blurred up and grabbed Xenovia's cheeks. The blue-haired Devil slowly looked forward and was met with the woman's sweet smile covered by a threatening miasma she knew too well, "Now I don't remember raising you to not look people in the eyes when they talk to you. And I also don't remember teaching you to ghost or ignore people, now did I?"
"N-No, Sister Griselda." Xenovia muttered, "Sorry, Sister Griselda."
"Now can you introduce me to your friends?"
"O-Of course." Grieslda released her hold on Xenovia's cheeks and let her walk over to her club, "Sister Griselda, these are the members of Rias Gremory-sama's peerage of which I am proudly appointed the [Knight]." She turned, "Everyone, this is Sister Griselda Quarta, my swordmaster and teacher of the exorcising arts." Griselda reached over and pulled her ear, "Ow! Ow! And my guardian when I was with the Church!"
"That's better." Griselda released her ear and bowed her head to the Devils, "It's a pleasure to meet you all."
"Ooooooohhhhhhh, that explains it."
"Sister Griselda," Several other people made their way over when they heard Xenovia cry out earlier, "Is something the matter?"
"Oh nothing at all," The former exorcist said as she gently pinched Xenovia's cheek and pulled it as the [Knight] whined, "Just reconnecting with my little sister. And getting introduced to the special young team that's making news wherever they go."
"Oh man! That means you're Issei Hyoudou-kun, right?" A handsome blond man around their age ran up and grabbed Issei's hand before shaking it, "You're the Oppai Dragon! I've seen you're show! It's so much fun! The kids and I love watching every new episode that comes out! And that means you're the Gremory peerage that defeated Shalba Beelzebub and God Loki! It's such an honor to meet you all!" He smiled towards everyone, "My name is Dulio Gesualdo! I can't wait to compete against you all today!"
"I've heard of you." Rias' amazement filled her voice as she looked at the older man, "You're [Joker], aren't you? The legendary warrior of the Church with the power of one of the strongest Longinus in existence, right?"
Dulio chuckled nervously and scratched the back of his head, "That's true. But you don't have to worry about me trying to show off or make any big scenes or anything. I just want to have fun today!"
"Dulio," Michael stepped up and patted the younger Angel's shoulder, "I understand your hesitance, but we are competing today for the glory of Heaven. So whatever you have to do and whatever action is necessary, we must take it for the good of our friends and comrades."
The innocent new Angel titled his head, "O-Oh. Really?"
"Azazel and Sirzechs aren't the only ones raring to win, hmm?" Naruto whispered and got a chorus of agreeable hums in return. Before he could inquire what Michael would do if he was in charge of punishments, his eyes landed on the last individual to join their conversation, "I-I was - w-what is - what?"
"Oh I've actually been waiting for a chance to introduce you two." Michael walked over to his fellow Angel, "Naruto-kun, this is my comrade Metatron. He's a Seraph, just like myself and the other Archangels. Metatron, this is Naruto Uzumaki-kun. He's the boy that came here from the world of ninjas that I told you about."
"It's an honor to meet you, Uzumaki-dono." The older, taller Angel placed his fist against his palm and bowed his head. The Seraph had chosen a different attire to everyone else present today. He was dressed in a white shinobi shozoku; the ancient garb of ninja around the world. Half of his face was hidden behind his face mask, while the rest of his outfit matched perfectly with a traditional ninja's all the way down to his tabi socks and boots. Metatron nodded, "I had hoped when Michael told me about you that we could speak and I could learn more about your world."
Naruto was shocked and confused by what he was seeing. The others-
"Whoa it's a ninja!" The other members of the ORC ran past him and up to the white-clad ninja, "It's a real ninja! Look at him!"
"Oh this is so cool!"
"I've always wanted to meet a ninja like this!" Rias was bouncing on her feet with excitement as she looked up at Metatron with sparkles in her eyes, "Can you show us some ninja techniques, o-or do you have any kunai or shuriken you can throw-"
"HEY!"
The teens looked back and found Naruto glaring at them and shrugging his shoulders in disbelief. They all cocked their heads to the side before the whiskered blond groaned, "I'm a ninja!"
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They looked between their close friend and the shozoku-wearing Angel several times before Issei spoke, "Hey Senpai, why don't you ever wear anything like this?"
"What?!"
"I mean you're always in your uniform or the tracksuit or just casual clothes. Haven't you ever worn one of these things before?"
"No!"
"Why not?"
"Because that's not what ninjas wear!"
"What did they wear, Naruto-San?" Yuuto asked before quirking his eyebrow, "Wait, did you do your missions in the orange and black clothes you wear when you use Golden Revival?"
"Yes!" The whiskered man indignantly exclaimed, "We wear what we wanted to and what we could move most easily in! Wearing costumes like this is just stereotypical! No ninja would actually wear it!"
"But my ninja master said this was the traditional garb worn by shinobi?"
"You have an actual master?!"
"Of course." Metatron nodded, "Otherwise I'd just be a cosplaying weirdo."
"Naruto-San, I think your world might just be the exception to the rule and not the standard. This pretty much looks like the standard ninja to us."
"Yep."
"Uh-huh."
"I agree."
"Totally."
"This is definitely what ninjas look like when I think of them." Even Dulio piped up to agree. Naruto could only open and close his mouth in shock as he failed to bring a voice to his complaints. Silently he closed his eyes, took a deep breath, and exhaled...
"I'm gonna walk away before this makes me any angrier."
Naruto did just that and made his way away from the Angel section, saying goodbye to Michael and Griselda along the way. The ORC looked between each other with a tinge of guilt-
"Aw," Metatron deflated, "I really wanted to talk to him about ninja stuff."
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"What a pain in the ass." Naruto grumbled, "I don't know why we didn't wear those things. Why would they ask me why we didn't wear those things? I have no idea!"
[It is pretty curious though, right? Their ninja culture kind of stalled in one place while the one back home evolved and thrived.]
"Well ninjas seem like a rarity here that stopped a few hundred years back. I guess exaggerated, old views are all they have of them." Naruto tilted his head, "Hey Kurama, what did ninja use to wear in the old days?"
[Pfft, I don't know.]
"How do you not know? You're hundreds of years old!"
[Do you think I spent even a fraction of a second recognizing what humans wore? It's cloth! That's it!]
"Man I expected more from you."
[What?!]
"Can't you be a little more attentive to your surroundings? I could have really used your help back there!"
[Oh like you have any right to criticize me being attentive.]
"What does that mean?"
[Look around.]
Naruto lifted his head and looked at his surroundings-
Thick, voluptuous bottoms barely contained by black bloomers.
Large, bountiful breasts rocking up and down with every movement they took.
Sexy women moaning seductively as they stretched and loosened their bodies against each other.
Naruto took a deep breath and turned his red face away, "Oh crap, I wandered into the Fallen Angel section."
[Ha! Who's inattentive now, bitch?!]
"Hey there handsome." Naruto flinched as a mature, sultry voice whispered huskily into his ear. He jumped forward and turned around to find several gorgeous, super-model level women looking at him. With how developed their bodies were and how tight their workout attire was, Naruto wasn't sure where he should look, "Welcome to the fun side."
"Hi there," Naruto waved without actually looking at the women, "Sorry about that. Wandered in. I'll be on my-"
"Hey, don't leave soon." One of the other women whispered as she reached out and grabbed his arm before he could get away, "Talk with us."
"We were about to do some more stretches." One said while gently touching her bottom lip, "Would you like to watch us?"
"We're really flexible~."
"I-I-I don't-"
"That's it girls!" Naruto perked up and looked over to see Azazel nodding happily, "Distract him! Get the blood flowing! Whatever you can do to get him off his game!"
"Oh fuck you, you smarmy bastard."
"Get away from him!" Rias suddenly rushed in, waving her arms and getting the busty Fallen Angel women to give her boyfriend a wide berth of space, "No hussies allowed within ten feet of him!" As the rest of the ORC came running to their side, she turned and looked up at her boyfriend with a mix of emotions on her face, "What happened?!"
"Rias! I'm so glad you're here!" Naruto hid his face in Rias' neck as he hugged her, "I was so confused and I didn't know what was going to happen and it's all Azazel's fault!"
The Governor-General clicked his teeth as Rias glared at him and stroked Naruto's hair, "Damn, should've been faster on the attack. What other strategy could we use?" He looked over the club and pointed, "Girls, same thing but with the brunette."
"Hey handsome-"
"Yes." Issei immediately answered, "Yes. A thousand times yes. Whatever you're going to say, it's a big fat yes from - ow!" He screamed and rubbed his butt after Asia had pinched it, "Okay! I'm sorry! They're just so beautiful and sexy! And their breasts! They're so big - ow! Sorry!"
"Azazel, are you seriously messing with these kids again?" Several men in white shirts and black shorts came to join when they saw the commotion going on. Baraqiel towered over everyone present and looked down at the women, "Ladies, sorry for troubling you but you can go now."
"Okay, Baraqiel-sama!"
Azazel's skanky horde quickly ran off, much to Naruto's relief and Issei's chagrin. The mixed-haired man looked up at his old friend in disappointment as Baraqiel easily ignored his indignation and greeted everyone, "Hello again everyone." He smiled a little more warmly, "I like your new haircut."
"Whatever." Akeno mumbled with an embarrassed hue on her cheeks, "Just did it because I felt like it."
Baraqiel chuckled to himself as Shemhazai and Tobio laughed as well. The Vice Governor-General shook his head before looking over at Azazel, "Were you seriously going to try and seduce one of the kids from the other side just to get an advantage?"
Azazel scratched his cheek, "Maybe."
"That's disgusting." Tobio shook his head, "Don't you have any shame?"
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"Sorry," The college student hung his head, "I don't know why I thought that would mean anything to him."
"Well, we'd love to stay and chat but your leader is a scumbag who might try to poison or trick us just to win." Rias said with contempt as she made sure to put her body in front of Naruto protectively, "So we're going to leave. Come along everyone."
The ORC followed their [King] away-
"AH!" Akeno stumbled as her collar was snagged and pulled back. The black-haired girl untangled herself from Azazel's grasp and glared at the man, "What the hell are you doing?!"
"I should be asking you that. Why are you walking away when you should be getting ready with us?" Their teacher and advisor smiled down at the hybrid, "I mean you're part of the Fallen Angel team, right?"
"What?!" Akeno gasped and shook her head as her friends joined behind her, "No!"
"But you're part Fallen Angel."
"She's also a Devil!" Rias piped up by her best friend's side, "And she's been my [Queen] for years now!"
"But we've got family ties on this side." Azazel reached over and threw an arm over Tobio's shoulder, "Ain't that right Slash/Dog."
The Longinus-wielder sighed, "Can you not be a dick?"
"Akeno-San is our family too!" The club let out a resounding cry of agreement that made the [Queen] start to blush from the attention she was getting.
"But we also have her father!" Azazel pointed at Baraqiel, "Her sad, lonely, upset single father who just wants to spend time with his daughter again!"
"Azazel!" The Fallen Angel Grigori leader berated his friend, "Don't try to play at their feelings like that!" The Governor-General frowned and looked away in frustrated defeat. Baraqiel looked down at his daughter, "It's okay Akeno. Even if we might be against each other in these games, that won't matter." The bearded father smiled, "I'm just glad to see you have fun."
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"Grrrrrr." Akeno groaned through her teeth before she stomped forward and joined the Fallen Angel men, "Dammit!"
Rias gaped in shock, "Akeno?"
"Well how can I say no when he talks like that?!" The black-haired girl groused, her face red from a mix of embarrassment and anger. She turned to her father, "Don't say anything else, alright! Got it?" She quickly whirled on Azazel and growled, "And don't you say another fucking word!"
The mixed-haired man's mouth was about to open before she told him that. Now he slowly shut his mouth and dragged his fingers over his lips in order to zip them up. But his joy was clearly evident on his face, and his expression only worked to irritate everyone who saw it.
"Dammit all."
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"We're finished!"
Naruto, Issei, and Yuuto looked back in time to see their female companions come back out dressed in their sportswear. Xenovia slipped a finger into her bloomers and tried to readjust it against her backside, "These things are pretty snug, right?"
"Well they're supposed to be so nothing slips while we move around." Asia looked her red bloomers over before looking at the boys, "Right, Issei-San?"
"That's right!" Issei nodded, "And you all look so great wearing your sports clothes! And Gasper..." They all looked at the Dhamphir, "Seriously dude just why?"
"I-I don't like how airy the shorts are while I'm running." The meek, nervous little [Bishop] answered, "I-I prefer the bloomers honestly. I-Is that weird?"
"Oh it's pretty on-brand to your usual level of weirdness, buddy." Naruto reassured his junior as Gasper smiled with relief. At this point it was more of a hassle trying to point out the oddities in his friend's behavior than to just accept them and move on. Instead he looked around, "Hey have you noticed people are looking at us?"
"Of course they are." Yuuto nodded, "They recognize us from the show."
"Hey, it's Oppai Dragon!"
"Rias-sama looks just as pretty as she does as Breast Princess!"
"Man, Hellcat-chan is so fucking adorable."
"Wow, Lazy Sage looks a lot less lethargic in real life."
As the others realized the attention they were getting, Yuuto smiled, "I guess even here we have fans who love the show. I hope we can meet their expectations."
"Oh, it's Darkness Knight Fang!"
"He's even cuter in real life!"
"Do you think he's as dark and demanding as he is in the show?"
"Ooooooh, I bet he's forceful and commanding."
"Fuck, what I wouldn't do to get yelled at by him."
Yuuto blinked a few times in surprise at the whispers he was hearing. He looked over at Issei and Naruto to see his two male friends giving him envious glares. He chuckled, "U-Um, I'm sure whatever they're talking about is age-appropriate."
"Oh you know it's not."
"It sounds like being on a show is fun!" Asia said before she looked over at Xenovia, Rossweisse, and Gasper, "Do you think if we asked Azazel-sensei and Lucifer-sama, they'd be willing to make characters of us to play with too?"
Gasper paled at the thought, "I-I don't want that! People would be staring at me and watching me and judging me! I-I-I can't take that!"
"I suppose it would be fun." Xenovia mused, "But honestly I could go either way. It's more fun to watch everyone get called out and named than it would be to get the same treatment."
"I agree." Rossweisse nodded, "I'm not sure any character based on me would be very fun for a kid's show. Plus I don't think I can handle appearances and acting for it that well."
"But Rossweisse-San, you'd be getting royalty payments for your likeness."
"I would?!" The Valkyrie's position took an immediate 180 at the mention of money before she looked at the others, "Do you all get paid for your characters' appearances?!"
"Yep."
"That's right."
"If there's any consolation to being on that show it's the pay."
The silver-haired [Rook] quivered and shook with excitement, "I-I have to get on that show! I need that disposable income!"
Before Rossweisse could get any more excited, Rias' hand fell on her shoulder and brought her back to reality, "Watch yourself Rossweisse, it might seem tempting but you will be selling your soul to a monster." The crimson-haired [King] shrugged, "And sure they'll lure you in with promises of it being for the good of the children of the Underworld and for their development, but soon enough you'll see dolls and figures and hug pillows and mousepads all about your tits. And you'll get bombarded with questions about what kind of bras you wear and if you do any preparations to get your boobs to look bigger and how you feel knowing that you might be the source for an entire generations' sexual awakening and..." She closed her eyes, finding several people patting her back sympathetically, "Trust me it's a lot."
"Everyone!" The heavy atmosphere around them was blown away when Sirzechs came running over while Grayfia carefully followed up behind him, "Glad to see you're all ready. I see we're missing a few people now."
"Irina-San joined the Angel team while Akeno got coerced to join the Fallen Angel team." Rias informed before shaking her head, "Onii-sama, I know you brought some people along from the other factions to enjoy the sports day we had at the academy, but I didn't think you'd go so far as to recreate it for this."
"Well I keep saying how fun it is watching those recreational games, Rias. We just thought everyone else could have fun doing the same. Speaking of which," Grayfia held out a pamphlet for Sirzechs to take before he handed it over, "Here is a list of the games we'll be playing today. You should all choose which ones you'd like to participate in."
Rias held it up to read as her peerage leaned in beside her to get a look as well. Many of the activities were standard for a sport festival; a calvary battle, obstacle course, ball-tossing game, relay race. But some were more...
"Karaoke?"
"Water jousting?"
"Yeah, when I suggested we have a sports festival then I offered the usual games and stuff. But then other Devils had suggestions, and then the Angels and Fallen Angels threw their hats in as well. And so on and so forth until things got kinda wild." Sirzechs chuckled, "You should be glad we ignored some things from the recommendations."
"This is the tame version?!"
"Exactly!"
"Lucifer-sama," Grayfia addressed her husband, "It's time for the public address."
"Oh, thanks Grayfia." Sirzechs waved them off, "I'll see you all out there."
As they watched the Maou leave and looked back down at the games expected for them to participate in, Koneko summed up what they were feeling, "Anyone else feeling a growing sense of dread?"
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("Okay everyone, let's make sure to have fun today! I know there might still be some underlining tension and animosity among us, but that's natural! Nothing wrong with that! Just fight, win, and if some stuff gets blown up or people get knocked around in the process, well that's life.")
"YEEEAAAHHHH!"
The Fallen Angel team roared and cheered with glee at Azazel's poorly veiled speech. The black-clad leader stepped aside and let Michael take his spot at the front of the stage. The golden-haired Angel smiled out to everyone, ("Ah, the Fallen Angels sure are riled up, aren't they? Well, we should let them and the Devils celebrate while they can because I promise we'll be the ones victorious at the end of the day.") Michael continued to smile even as his expression became darker, ("After all, we are blessed with divine strength, are we not?")
"OF COURSE, MICHAEL-SAMA!"
The Archangel bowed his head and made way for Sirzechs. The Maou cleared his throat and stood up a little taller before approaching the mic. He took a deep breath-
("LET'S FUCKING WIN!")
"YEEEAAAAAHHHHHH!"
"Yep," Koneko nodded, "I was right about that feeling of dread."
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("First off, can the participants of the obstacle course please come up!")
"That's me!" Issei pumped his arm and ran forward before waving back, "Wish me luck!"
"Good luck, Issei-kun."
"You can do it, Issei-San!"
"Issei-senpai, try not to get distracted."
"Hyoudou-kun might have the advantage in this match." Sona, Tsubaki, and the rest of the StuCo stood beside the ORC's members as they watched the participants gather for the first game, "He's been training a lot lately and his Boosted Gear should help him take an immediate win if he wants to."
"Yes, this should be easy." Rias nodded with a frown, "Which doesn't explain this unease I'm feeling."
"What, that this is all just a little too simple?"
"You feel it too?"
"Of course. I know who we're working with."
("On your marks! Get set! Go!")
As the participants started running the course, Rias asked her oldest friend, "So what do you think? Maybe some kind of strategy to overtake the other teams? A tactic to exploit a Devil's weaknesses to Light or Holy Water? Maybe-"
A giant explosion occurred on the obstacle course as a Cerberus emerged from underground and lunged at the participants. Issei slid to a stop and screamed in horror as he dodged aside and let an Angel get snatched up in its jaws instead.
"Or we'll just ditch all pretense of subterfuge and throw a giant goddamn monster into the race."
Quickly following after the three-headed mutt, a giant bird and a scaly serpent emerged from the ground to wreck havoc. The bird flew down and grabbed a Devil before taking off. And the snake wrapped around a Fallen Angel woman and squeezed her, "N-No! S-Stop it! You're tearing my clothes up!"
"Issei!" Rias called out through the cheers and jeers of the crowd as she tried to reach her [Pawn's] ears, "Run! While you still can! You have to finish the obstacle course to end the-"
The ground shook as a giant dragon landed and cracked the pavement beneath him. Tannin stood at full height, towering over Issei's small cowering body as he paled in horror at his mentor's sudden arrival. The Dragon King smirked as fire filled his mouth-
"NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
The screams and cries of the participants rang out through the field as they were besieged by the traps and monsters that stood in their way.
And everyone watching got an idea of what was in store for them next.
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"I-I'm up next!" Gasper fixed his bag over his head and nodded, "Wish me luck everyone!"
"Gasper, wait!" Naruto called out and got down on one knee in front of his little vampire friend. He reached up and tore a small tear in the bag around the young Devil's mouth, "Learn from prior mistakes. Now you can at least try to eat the donuts."
"Thanks Senpai!" Gasper thanked Naruto before running out to join the line with the other participants. The little Dhampir excitedly bounced on his feet, ready to show everyone his skill for this event and make his friends proud.
The announcement rang out and he rushed down the field. With the donuts hanging in sight he jumped up to bite them.
A powerful electric shock traveled through his entire body the moment he took a bite.
The vampire dropped to the ground, convulsing in a heap as a shock traveled through his system every few seconds.
The ORC palmed their faces.
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Next was the relay race. Half a dozen people from each team were selected to pass a baton down the line to the next runner and race around a giant track. Several ORC members were picked from the Devil side to participate. Their lineup was filled with capable, speedy runners with excellent teamwork.
And the other teams...utilized their greatest weakness to their advantage.
"NOOOOOO!" Rossweisse cried out from the starting line as the tentacle that ensnared her and stopped her from running coiled around her limbs and wrapped around her chest, "I CAN'T TAKE THIS! I'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO MARRY!"
"Oh man," Issei panted as he watched his teammate's breasts get pushed up and giggle around with every movement, "Rossweisse-San's fantastic breasts are being pushed up for all to see! I-It's so sexy I can't even look away! But when I do-"
The perverted Devil looked around the field and saw Irina, Akeno, Griselda, Gabriel, and all the female Fallen Angels and Angels bounce around haphazardly while they jogged. For a boy that dreamed of having a harem and adored breasts, this was a Nirvana he could never forsake-
"ISSEI!" Naruto roared from the next stop in the relay, "FUCKING HELP ROSSWIESSE ALREADY AND PASS THE BATON!"
"I CAN'T SENPAI! THIS IS ALL JUST SO BEAUTIFUL THAT I CAN'T GIVE UP THIS CHANCE!"
"OH GREAT GOING, FUCK-FACE!"
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Everyone was confused when they saw the karaoke game set on the pamphlet. They had simply waved it off as a simple suggestion from the Angels to have some fun without much physical activity.
In hindsight it should have been obvious they were prepared for this.
"~Hello world, here's a song that we're singin', Come on, get happy~"
"~A whole lotta lovin' is what we'll be bringin', Come on, get happy~"
All of the Angels in attendance sung in choir on the stage. Gabriel and Irina slid to the front of the stage with mics in hand-
"~We had a dream we'd go travelin' together, And spread a little lovin' if we'll keep movin' on~"
"~Somethin' always happens whenever we're together, We get a happy feelin' when we're signin' a song~"
Despite the different factions, no one could stop cheering for the Angels as they riled up the crowd.
The leaders all stood together a few meters back as Michael smugly nodded, "I knew we picked the right song."
The Devil and Fallen Angel leaders groaned and conceded the point to him.
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Water jousting was probably the most peculiar sounding activity on the roster. As it was explained to them it was a female-only game where women would dress in swimwear and knock each other off a course floating over a swimming pool. And the kicker was that no abilities or powers could be used; opponents could only be pushed off with attacks from the hips, butt, or chest. It seemed ridiculous in concept.
In practice-
"YEAAAAHHHH!"
"GOOOOOOOO!"
"KNOCK 'EM OFF!"
"HAAA!" Xenovia rushed in and jumped, twisting in the air and slamming her hips against a Fallen Angel's temple. They spun off the platform and splashed into the pool below as the [Knight] landed and wiped her cheek, "Geez, I thought this would be just a game but this is a lot more trying and demanding than expected. This is actually a good way to get a workout in."
"Xenovia!"
The blue-haired swordswoman turned and swung the side of her hip out to meet Irina in kind. The two warriors struggled against each other as the chestnut-haired girl smiled, "I've always wanted to settle who was stronger between the two of us!"
"A challenge?" Xenovia smirked as she pushed her hip harder against the [Ace's], "Well I'm happy to oblige!"
Across the field, two powerful forces rushed towards each other. Two pairs of boobs collided like missiles as they pushed against each other, "Give in, Rias," Akeno strained as she pushed back against her best friend's chest, "You know I've always had the bigger pair!"
"Bigger! Doesn't! Mean! Better!" Rias yelled and pushed forward, forcing Akeno back as the redhead gave chase, "Get over here, Akeno!"
Naruto cheered from the sidelines, "Come on Rias! Show them what you got! Let them know those babies aren't just for show!"
"THIS! IS! THE! BEST! SPORT! EVER!"
And as rivalries flared and participants clashed, one force blazed through the field like a wave of destruction. Grayfia slid to a stop, her assets giggling in her bikini as she surveyed the area and tried to locate her next target.
Her eyes locked in on Gabriel, the Archangel's body covered in a wetsuit to hide her form, but the attire still clinging to her curves enough to stir on the crowd. The [Queen] took a step forward and rushed in to meet her next foe.
Michael shook his head, "I don't know if this was necessary."
Azazel clicked his tongue as his phone recorded everything, "It probably wasn't but I have to admit that this is the most beautiful thing I've seen in my entire life.
Sirzechs sighed contently, "Oh yes, she's definitely going to be on top tonight."
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"So Azazel, what was the point of this public-speaking activity?"
"I thought it would be a good chance for a representative from each side to speak up and connect with a crowd."
"Okay but what's the real reason?"
"Don't you guys trust-"
"No."
"Never."
"Hmm, I should be upset but I'm actually kinda happy I still get that kind of reaction."
Sona had come up in front of everyone and read a powerful monologue from a book she loved that grabbed the attention of everyone. Dulio was elected by the Angels to come up and speak about peace and offering a hand when possible. And now finally for the Fallen Angels...
Akeno was forcibly pushed on stage despite her reluctance to do so. The young woman frowned in annoyance and looked down at the book pages marked down for her to read. She gave a heavy sigh before stepping up to the mic, "I will be reading an excerpt from a...book," The sarcastic quotation marks could be felt through her voice, "Supplied to me by someone close."
"DON'T FOGET TO MENTION IT CAN BE BOUGHT IN STORES NOW!"
"SCREW YOU!" Akeno screamed out at Azazel before clearing her throat and opening to a page, "The duke got down on one knee, looking up at the seductress that had tormented, humiliated, and trained him over the course of months. Once upon a time he was filled with a sickening, white hot rage that erupted just at the sight of her. But now she had given him back his life and nobility, and made him experience pleasure on a new level he'd never felt before. Deciding to return the favor, he reached up for her underwear and moved it aside before digging-"
It was chaos.
Akeno's seductive and sultry tones lent themselves perfectly to the subject matter in her hand. The tone she took and the expressive way she read reached everyone who was listening. The only one unaffected by the reading was Baraqiel, whose higher brain functions shutdown when he realized what it was he let his daughter read in front of everyone.
The crowd gave an immediate reaction. Breathing got heavier and people shuffled in place uncomfortably. As Akeno got more and more descriptive about what the duke and the seductress did together to reach pleasure, the reaction became more pronounced. Faces got redder as legs crossed over each other to hide any shame. And when Akeno saw the reaction her reading was getting, her sadistic side reveled in it and she got even more excited.
The poor Angels were nearly doomed. Wings flickered from white to black dozens of times as the innocent lot of Heaven's residents struggled to stay pure and keep their desires pushed down. They all doubled over, covering their crotches and muttering a prayer to stay strong.
It was pandemonium...but Azazel's book did get a lot of new orders when the day was over.
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"This was a mistake. We should never have come here." Naruto groaned as he stood at the starting line for the last activity of the day. His body was bruised and aching after an entire day of getting knocked around and beaten by the traps and foul play shown during the games.
Dozens of games and activities.
Hundreds of casualties.
Poor Asia nearly worked herself to exhaustion trying to fix everybody up.
And now with all of their scores tied, this last three-legged race would be the deciding factor for the victory.
The whiskered blond sighed and scratched his head as he looked out over the field he would be running, "Man I know they fucked with this somehow."
"That's funny, Azazel suggested the same thing." The young Devil looked back and saw Tobio and Dulio joining him out on the field to represent their teams. The sole human looked ahead, "He thought there would be more traps for us so he suggested we should put down ours first before anyone else got the chance."
"Michael-sama assured me that there aren't any hidden traps here that could catch us." Dulio said before the taller man scratched his cheek, "I-I mean after the display we've seen over the last few hours, I don't want to say I'm skeptical...but I'll think it really loud."
"We got dragged into those psychos' insanity, didn't we?" Naruto pondered while the other two guys couldn't help but agree. He turned to Tobio, "Aren't you human still? How did you get roped into this?"
"They didn't have as many numbers to spare so they asked me and some friends of mine to join in. Devils and Angels have ways to create new members of their race, but Fallen Angels still have to rely on the old method for now. And I think we'd probably like to avoid that way of doing things for the time being." Tobio paused and grimaced, "I mean I thought they would but that was a pretty close call earlier."
"It was terrifying." Dulio muttered with his gaze stretching much farther than it should be, "Gabriel-sama had to cover my ears so I didn't hear anything. And I just had to watch as everyone around me writhed around with flickering wings and clutching themselves."
"Was Irina okay during all of that?"
"I saw her fall to her knees and try to catch her breath so the whole thing must have been a big struggle." Dulio shook his head, "I think the hardest part was hearing that so many of the Angels wanted to see how that book ends but Michael-sama forbade them from purchasing it because he didn't want to deal with a mass falling."
"We should have argued against this sports day while we had the chance. This whole damn thing has just devolved into pandemonium."
"You know what the worst part is?" Tobio spoke up, getting their attention as the college student frowned, "They'll be settling this war grudge with a three-legged race for supremacy." Naruto and Dulio titled their heads before Tobio finished, "We're literally helping them with a race war."
"Ugh, when you say it like that!"
"That's disheartening. That really kills the mood."
"Naruto-kun!" The whiskered blond was pulled back by Sirzechs' sudden appearance as he separated his partner from his opponents, "You can't fraternize with the enemy! They'll try to implant terrible ideas into your head and take you off guard!"
Naruto deadpanned, "It's a three-legged race, Sirzechs. Please remember that."
("Is everyone ready for the final event of the evening? A three-legged race between our leaders and a representative of their choice! The first team to reach the end will break the tie and claim victory for their team!")
"Uh, why did you pick me?" Naruto asked as Sirzechs tied their ankles together, "Issei has a Longinus to match these guys and he was the one who trained for the three-legged race recently. Wouldn't it make more sense to get him out here with you?"
"It's true that Issei-kun has a Longinus, but just having a Sacred Gear like that doesn't automatically make him the best choice." Sirzechs finished tying them together and stood back up by his side, "Besides, you and I need to get along better considering we'll be brothers one day."
That little admission from Sirzechs surprised Naruto more than he was expecting. His cheeks started to heat up and he wasn't sure if it was from embarrassment or flattery. Did Sirzechs really already consider him like a brother? As the older Devil slipped his arm over his shoulder, Naruto returned the favor and hid a smile-
("Ready? Go!")
"Now! Do it! Rush them with clones!"
Oh, that's what his dear brother meant.
Before Naruto could even cross his fingers together, Tobio called Jin's name and black blades sprung up from their shadows. The blades stopped the Devil and Angel teams in their tracks while Azazel and Tobio took the lead.
"Suck it losers!"
Sirzechs swiped his hand aside and carved a furrow in the ground around the shadow blades they could slip through. Naruto and Sirzechs ran in tandem around the blades and across the running field as they gave chase to the Fallen Angel duo in front of them. They gained some ground but with Azazel and Tobio having such a lead it was going to be difficult for them to shorten the distance.
Until they heard a rumble in the sky above them.
The Devil and Fallen Angel teams looked up in time to see a black cloud suddenly form directly above their section of the field. As thunder started to ring above their heads and the dark clouds started to illuminate with crashing lighting, the four men paled in fright as they realized what was coming.
A giant lightning bolt crashed down and obliterated the space beneath the cloud where they stood. Everyone watching had to shield their eyes from the brightness of the attack.
("Oh my! Looks like contestant Gesualdo has also resorted to using his Longinus, Zenith Tempest! Just as contestant Ikuse's Canis Lykaon controls shadows, the Angel's trump card takes the power of weather itself into their own hand!")
"Sorry!" Dulio called out as he and Michael started to make up the gap between the teams, "I made sure it wouldn't kill anyone but you might want to take a break after this is over!"
"Focus Dulio!" Michael told his partner as they passed the smoking cloud of dust the lightning bolt had kicked up, "If I know them then this wasn't nearly enough to-"
The Angel team had to jump back as Azazel's prosthetic arm came flying out of the smoke like a jet. The Governor-General and his teammate rushed out seconds later, charred but no worse for wear as they chased after the Angels, "Gonna have to do better than that, Michael!"
"Don't tempt me, Azazel!"
The Angel and Fallen Angel teams started attacking each other as they raced down the track. Weapons of Light flew at rapid speeds as bolts of lightning and blades of shadow lunged at each other.
A horde of Naruto clones rushed out of the smoke cloud and sprinted across the field to swarm the four men. Naruto and Sirzechs emerged from the smoke cloud and watched the clones attack their opponents. The two Devils sprinted forward, still holding onto each other as they made up the distance while the clones forced the Angel and Fallen Angel teams to stop and protect themselves.
As the clones starts forming Rasengans in hand, Naruto raised his arm, "Set! 5x!"
[Loop!]
Their attacks landed and repeated several times over as the destruction they caused tore the entire field apart and shook the stadium in its entirety.
"Come on!" Sirzechs urged them forward past the destruction they caused, "We're almost there!"
"Damn you Sirzechs! You think you're so good?!" Azazel called out futilely as he and Tobio were tackled to the ground by clones.
"Naruto-kun and I are just on the same wavelength, Azazel!" The Maou mocked as they took the lead, "No need to be jealous!"
"Well I shouldn't be surprised you work so well together! Considering that's the kid that DEFLOWERED YOUR SISTER!"
...
Sirzechs came to a stop and nearly tripped Naruto over as he looked back, "Sirzechs?"
"Is that true, Naruto-kun? Did you and Rias finally-"
"H-Hey, now is really not the time to-"
"You have to tell me though! If we're going to be family you have to admit it!"
"G-Get off me!"
"Tell me you'll take care of Rias! Please! I have to hear it from you!"
"Don't get handsy you pervert!"
"Now! While they're distracted!" Azazel swiped his hand down and cut the string around his and Tobio's ankles, "Get on ahead and win!"
"Can I win by myself? Isn't the point of a three-legged race to-"
"GO!" Azazel summoned a myriad of weapons of Light and sent them flying at the Devils while they were distracted. Sirzechs realized what was coming and pushed Naruto away, tearing their binding and getting pinned to ground in the process. Michael saw what they were doing and cut his binding as well to send Dulio ahead as he dealt with the clones.
The crowd cheered in a fervor as Naruto took the lead, sprinting at top speeds and nearly reaching the finish line. Tobio used his shadows to pick up speed and hurry after him as Dulio brought up the back. The whiskered Devil almost crossed the finish-
Before he forced himself to stop.
He raised his right arm and stopped Tobio from crossing the finish line as well.
And when he raised his left arm, Dulio slowed to a jog and stopped by the two other men right before the goal.
Everyone watched in shock and confusion as Naruto started whispering something to them. Tobio and Dulio spoke up as well as their conversation took a turn into devious smirks and nods.
Naruto and Tobio clapped hands in agreement. Dulio seemed reluctant but when Naruto pointed back to the three leaders trapped in the chaos of the fight they just had, the young Angel came to an agreement.
The three contestants circled their arms around their shoulders and took the last step forward in sync. Their feet crossed the finish line at the same time-
("T-That's it! The race is over! Contestant Uzumaki, Ikuse, and Gesualdo joined arms and crossed the finish line together! I believe that means it's a tie! The games have ended in a tie!")
The three leaders looked up in confusion before their partners walked back. Dulio and Tobio gave coy smiles and Naruto smirked down at them, "If none of you win, that means you all lost. Now...what was going to happen when you lose again?"
...
The three leaders sweated in panic.
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Azazel crossed his arms in a huff and pouted in the corner as they made their way back home. The raucous laughter of his students echoed through the train car as they continued to watch the replay of the ending ceremony of the games. The ending ceremony had dragged on for over an hour because the punishment had been thrown down, and they were forced to-
("~Dame da ne, dame yo dame na no yo, anta ga suki de suki sugite, dore dake tsuyoi osake de mo, yugamanai omoide ga, baka mitai~!")
The children laughed at the recording of Azazel, Sirzechs, and Michael signing a song while forced to dress in female swimwear they adorned during the water jousting. The mocking laughter and sounds of snapping photos could even be heard through the recording as the crowd reveled in the sight of the three leaders humiliating themselves.
Singing, dancing, and having to recite some of his most embarrassing names for his creations back when he was in Heaven.
It was almost enough to get him to feel shame again.
As Azazel downed another glass of hard alcohol, he felt a stern gaze on the side of his head that drew his attention. He looked over and found Rias staring at him, "You regret planing this sports day yet?"
"Regret? Meh, maybe." Azazel shrugged, "Didn't quite end up great for me and the others but it sounds like people had fun so can't really fault it."
"Well, despite how destructive it got, it was successful at lifting everyone's spirits. So I guess that was a success." Rias scowled, "However you're still a bastard."
"Geez, harsh right off the bat. What'd I do to deserve that?"
"You announced to my brother and a giant crowd of people that Naruto and I had sex just so you could win a race."
"Ah. Yes. That was pretty shitty. My bad." He tried to laugh it off but Rias' frown didn't disappear. Her teacher groaned, "Okay, what can I do to make it up to you? Do you want to announce my sexual deeds in front of a crowd next?"
"I don't have the time nor stomach to even bother doing that." Rias retorted. Instead she looked back at her peerage, her focus landing on her whiskered lover as he clapped and chuckled at the antics they forced the leaders to suffer through. She walked up and whispered to Azazel, "I want a favor."
"What is it?"
"You'll be going on that trip to Kyoto soon, right?"
"With the second-year class."
"Do you think you could use a student advisor to help things go a little smoother?"
...
Azazel smiled, "What do you have in mind?"
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Done
Okay so I'm sure I'll get some people annoyed that I haven't got to the next arc yet. I wanted to get this and one more chapter out to cap off the year before starting the next arc. But I lost track of time...
Considering this me building anticipation for what comes next. These next few arcs are gonna be a doozie.
So I hope you enjoyed the fun and antics...but the crazy stuff is coming.
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