Chapter 16
Kagome got up early in the morning so that she could get a lot of things done. She crept out of bed and heard Inuyasha whimper. He opened his eyes tiredly and looked at her with puppy eyes. Sighing, she went back to the bed and gave him a kiss and nudged at his face. Inuyasha purred lightly and so she left him in the room, and he went back to sleep.
Quietly hopped upstairs and cracked open her door. Still in her bed was Miroku and Sango, she mentally growled at the two. Kagome looked around and got an idea. But before she did it, she stole their clothes, and placed bleach spots on them and cut holes in places.
The placed their clothes in the living room and went back upstairs. Kagome placed fly paper around the ground near the bed. Slowly, Kagome grabbed the blanket to uncover their naked bodies. With an evil grin, Kagome brought out her camcorder and turned it on. She placed it on the desk with it watching them as she went outside to grab something.
When she came back, she had a rat by it's tail. Oh, the torment that they will have to suffer. Kagome placed the rat on the ground, then went hiding at the door entrance to watch, and it crawled up onto the bed and slowly walked on Miroku's leg. He felt something tickling him, but turned on his side and wrapped Sango in his arms. The rat squeaked loudly from being squashed.
Instantly the two sleeper woke up to the noise. Sango turned her body around and saw a huge rat. She screamed her lungs at and Miroku fell off the bed. His butt got stuck on some fly paper. Sango jumped out of the bed and her feet landed on the fly paper. Oh well, she didn't care, THERE WAS A RAT IN BED!
She was still screaming and ran into Kagome's bathroom and slammed it close. Miroku was yelling like a mad man as the rat scattered on the floor. He grabbed one of Kagome's pillow and placed it in front of his manly treasure. Kagome couldn't hold her laughter any longer and bolted down stairs in the archery room. She couldn't go any further, and she fell on the floor, laughing her ass off.
Inuyasha rushed out of the room and saw Kagome lying on the ground. Her face was red from laughing so hard. He thought something happened after hearing yelling and screaming. Something was up, and he wanted to know. About ten minutes passed, and Kagome finally calmed down.
"What the hell happened." Inuyasha asked confusedly.
"C-come on," she started to giggle, "I-I-I'll show you!"
Not thinking that Kagome was capable of holding herself up, he carried her to the destination she gave him. They went up to her room and saw Miroku in a corner with a pillow to censor himself with a rat crawling toward him. Judging how the door was closed, Sango was in their. Kagome removed herself from his grasp and went to the camcorder and started to catch footage of Miroku squealing, shooing off the rat which only came closer. Then something happened! Kagome got another idea.
/Hey Inuyasha, grabbed the rat and slide it under the door.\\ Kagome grinned.
/You're so cruel, I love it!\\ Inuyasha cheered.
Inuyasha went over and grabbed the rat and placed it in front of the door. The rat sniffed the door for a minute, then squeezed itself under. Sango again, screamed her lungs out. Kagome cracked the door open to get some footage. Poor Sango, she was standing on the toilet, holding a towel around her in one hand, and a plunger in the other, trying to scare the little beast.
Quietly the closed the bathroom door and the two hanyous ran downstairs. You could still here Sango screaming and Miroku charged into the bathroom with fly paper still on his butt. It made Sango scream even louder. Kagome then made the camcorder face her.
"This film is presented to you by Kagome Higurashi!" Kagome smiled.
"And Inuyasha Takahashi!" Inuyasha shoved his face on the camcorder.
"Hey, you didn't help!"
"I put the rat into the bathroom!"
"That was all!"
Inuyasha pounced Kagome and they fell to the ground. The film was still going as they started rolling around, trying to be the dominant one. Obviously Inuyasha won and for his reward, he ravished into her mouth and she allowed it, for the moment.
Kagome spreading her legs out, which caused Inuyasha to fall on top of her. She then rolled over on him and straddled his waistline. Her hands pinned his wrists above his head and looked at him. Inuyasha looked back at her, and saw her smirk.
"The film is on, shall I, exploit one of your weakness?" Kagome asked seductively.
"No! Don't you dare!" Inuyasha tried to struggle.
"The poor puppy can't escape."
She lowered her face toward his for the moment and then went after his neck. Slowly she placed her tongue on his collarbone and trailed up to the mating mark she place on him. Inuyasha started to moan into submission as she then trailed up to his ear. Right when she was about to nip his ear. There was a knock at the door. Kagome got off him and grabbed the camcorder and smile.
"That's all for today!" Kagome laughed and turned it off.
Kagome went to the door and talked to the man. She didn't even turn into a human. All she said to the man was to take everything to the back, through the door, and into the room on the left as you enter. The man agreed and left.
Inuyasha popped up from behind the couch. "Who was that?" He asked curiously.
"No one important." Kagome grabbed Miroku and Sango's clothes and went upstairs with the hanyou to follow.
She tossed them their clothes in the bathroom. Inuyasha removed all the blankets and sheets from the bed and put them downstairs in her laundry room. Kagome picked up all the flypapers and went downstairs to throw them away. When Inuyasha was coming upstairs, Kagome was coming downstairs. He kindly took the flypapers from her to dispose of them. She knew why he was being nice. Inuyasha wanted attention, and breakfast.
Kagome went into the kitchen and fixed some ramen for him. Inuyasha heard a cabinet open and he rushed inside the kitchen and sat down. She toward an eye to look at him. He looked back with a childish grin.
"Go tell the others to get their but in here and eat." Kagome requested and heard him pout.
"Why? They should play with that rat a little more." Inuyasha snickered.
"You mean this one?" Miroku said behind him.
"Eh?" Inuyasha turned his head.
Miroku pulled back his pants and boxers and placed the rat it. Inuyasha could feel it squirming, trying to get free. Panicking, he started to run around in circles. Kind of like when I dog is chasing a tail. Kagome starred at Inuyasha with confusion beyond imagination.
"Inuyasha is a dog hanyou, yet, he's freaked out because of a rat in his pants?" Kagome asked herself out loud.
Starting to get annoyed after five minute. Kagome went into one of the cabinets and grabbed a frying pan. So now, all she is wait for it. Wait for it, wait for it...
BAM!
Inuyasha's face impaled to the frying. He took a few steps back, trying to keep his balance. That didn't help much since he started to fall forward and collided onto the tiled floor. Kagome looked at her now Inuyasha-face-imprinted frying pan and growled.
"First the pool door, now my pan, is there anything he want to break!" Kagome asked herself loudly.
Kagome dropped the pan and went over to Inuyasha. She bent down and lifted his pant and boxers up and stuck her hand inside. After grabbing the little rascal (THE RAT PEOPLE!), she brought it out and released his clothing. Standing up and walking toward Miroku now.
He started to panic, she was, like, very calm, always thinking of plans. Miroku then saw a grin creeping on her face and she went right in front of him. Kagome grabbed the front his pants with a firm grip. Then he knew what she got going to do. She was going to the rat in his pants! Right when she was going to do that, an image of Inuyasha came into her mind in a flash.
Her grin started to disappear and released his pants. Kagome then walked outside and released the rat as well. Miroku watched her come back in the kitchen, growling. All she did was pick up Inuyasha by the collar of his shirt and tossed him on the couch.
"K-Kagome... why, uh... why didn't you." Miroku didn't know how to ask.
"If I had, Inu hanyou would've turned demon." Kagome looked at him with dangerous eyes. "I do not want to challenge him."
He started to get a little spooked out. "I-I-I'm going to go check on Sango!"
"Don't do anything in my room." She growled.
Later that day a knock was again heard on the door. Kagome answered it still in hanyou form while Inuyasha turned human to see who it was but didn't know him. Too bad that it got Inuyasha mad.
"We're all done ma'am." The man smiled.
"Thank you, um, just a minute." Kagome smiled and rushed to the kitchen counter where her wallet is. "I hope this is enough." She hoped.
"Five hundred? Ma'am, you're too generous." He laughed.
"Do you need six hundred?"
"No, no, no, thank you! Take care now!"
"Okay, bye! Thanks again."
"What was the about?" Inuyasha asked curiously.
"Come on I'll show you." Kagome dragged him into the room they slept in.
All his stuff was there. His wardrobe, desk, even his bed. Everything was all organized in the room so it was clean. Inuyasha was completely stunned.
"Since you barely go home now, why not just move in?" Kagome laughed.
"Hell yeah!" Inuyasha grabbed her and tossed her on her bed with him on her.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa! Heel boy!"
"Man, what is it?"
"You're too happy, calm down."
"You suck."
"No, I blow."
Inuyasha blushed.
"Don't worry, I'll behave myself." Kagome kissed his lips.
"You know," he kissed her, "I'll have to do the same to you." He kissed her again.
"Too bad."
"Why?"
"I'm going back to sleep."
"Damn."