Warning!
The following story is not a play, but rather a joke on various plays and movie scripts—as well as numerous other things. It contains language, comic violence, exotic mayhem, mild suggestive themes, and some very crude humor. If any of this stuff bothers you, then it's obvious you are a gentle reader, and therefore, this story is not for you. Just know that it's meant for entertainment purposes only, not to offend or insult anybody. That being said, if you are the type of person who enjoys fan fiction and crossovers, and would like to witness your favorite characters together in action, then you have stumbled upon the greatest (if bizarre) story ever created!