Alrighty, it's winter break! WOO! So happy! I got a gift card for iTunes from my boyfriend. :-D I got him a hat. :-p And this chapter will have everybody reading this hanging. The best part? Mayme makes up a name for Dash! And a terrible secret will spill from Stacie's mouth.

"I want to know the whole story."

"Okay, I'll tell you."

Violet was depending on her Aunt Stacie to tell her this. Mayme knew about it, but she had to use her head to find out Stink Face's plan. Bob wouldn't talk about it. Dash wouldn't know. Jack-Jack, oh, who would even think of asking him?

"Tell me, then."

"Sydney and Bob have quite a history. Two students at NYU who fell in love. Then came your mom. Now, they were already friends from high school. But were in love and couldn't help it."

"Aw, how cute."

"It gets worse. Sydney was very upset. She threatened Helen to give her Bob back, or she was gonna get it. She refused, and it just so happened to be death. But it wasn't gonna be for her. It would be for David."

This was new. Who was David? "Um, David?"

"Helen didn't tell you?"

"No."

"David was our brother. Helen's twin brother. Sydney got too mad to stand it, and thought that she would just give him a coma for like, two months. But NO. She killed him. Helen was very upset. Our parents had died in action. I was the only family she had. This is exactly why she vowed to never give up Bob unless nobody was forcing her. Nobody has forced her since, until now. She's back. The funny thing is, the reason we call her Stink Face, we pulled a prank on her. She had a facial cream. We replaced it with tartar sauce. God was she mad. Her face smelled for days. That's where we got the name."

Violet couldn't help but laugh. This was too funny. But at the same time it was sad. "So, I had an uncle that I never knew?"

"Yep. He was just like Bob. Only less distracted."

"Do you think he still likes Sydney?"

"I have no clue. I doubt it, but Helen thinks differently than me all the time. But I know better than anyone besides Helen, she could be next."

Just then, Mayme crashed through the door.

"OKAY! I GOT SOME INFO ON SYDNEY THE BAD JOHNSON. It took some flipping through the encyclopedia in my head, but I got it! But it may not be pretty."

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"She's rich, she's evil, and in kindergarten, she used to bite the head off of Barbies."

"You looked inside kindergarten?" Bob was not really happy with this whole Capture Helen thing.

"It just popped up. I think it's funny!"

Dash was not amused. "Yawn."

"Dash, we don't need a Squidward in the hotel room."

"I'm not a Squidward!"

"You wanna bet?"

"Kids," said Bob. "Let's calm down. Keep going, Mayme."

"She has a son."

"WHAT?" Obviously everybody was shocked by this.

"It's true. His name is Tony Rydinger. He lives in Metroville-"

"OMIGOD!" Violet was scared to death. "THAT'S MY BOYFRIEND!"

"OMIGOD SHUT UP!" Mayme was shocked.

"OMIGOD I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS!" Violet was still scared.

"OH, WORD I'M NOT ALLOWED TO SAY!" Dash was freaked out, too.

"And what was that word you aren't allowed to say, Dash?" Bob didn't sound too happy.

"Uh, just crap."

"Dash, you were so thinking the F word. It's my power."

"Oh, crap."

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Why did it have to be her? Why couldn't it be some other person? Why was Sydney able to take total control over Helen? This was unknown, but one thing was sure. She could never be as gorgeous as her. Blondes always seemed to be hotter than brown haired girls. Why must life suck so much?

"You know it's never gonna work, Corpse."

Sydney turned to her rival. "How do you know, Elastigirl?"

"Because Mr. Incredible is MY husband."

"That won't last for too long."

"I'm sure you won't."

"You better give it up, Helen. You're gonna be killed in two days. I bet Bob doesn't even notice that you're gone."

"He does too."

"How do you know?"

That was a problem. Helen didn't know.

"So, in the end, I might let you call Bob so you can tell him where you are."

Helen suspected something, but she didn't know what to suspect. A phone can't do anything. "I'm not gonna do it. I have a feeling something bad may happen. But if he isn't here by tomorrow, I'll call him."

"I don't think anything bad will happen."

"To you."

Once again, Sydney's tiny little butt was shaking its way to the door.

"I'm gonna get you back, Stink Face, no matter what it takes."

She looked at the phone. No, she wasn't going to do it.

Was she?

I told you that you'd be left hanging! And the name Squidward was just fun! Soon enough, they'll make up even more names! Mayme and Violet will get nicknames according to the SpongeBob theme. ButI think it's sad that Helen never told the kids about David. Oh well. We'll see what the impact is in about 4 chapters.

My other story is soooooo close! 23! 23! 23! Pages! So happy! The weird thing about today is that I'm seeing the Phantom of the Opera today. The actual play. But the play isn't what counts. It's the food at the intermission!

Reviews would make my day even better!