Random Silliness Again

Me: HiHi people here I am again in my bathroom.

Harry: Hello? Where am I? And who are you?

Me: You're in my bathroom and I'm Jordan but that's not important because I'm about to leave. Ok!

Harry?

Ron, Hermione, Draco, and a bug appear.

All except Me, Harry and the bug: Where are we?

Me: My bathroom. 

Everyone (even the bug): ……?

Me: I'm goin' to leave now. (Me leave.)

Hermione: (thinking not out loud) Draco so close. Must not lose control. '

Draco: Mugblood, let go of my ass.

Ron: Don't call her that you git. She's mine.

Others: ……. --'

Ron: Did I say that out loud?

Others: nod nod

Harry: Obviously being I this place is beginning to stress us out. (tiny bathroom) Lets think of away to get out of here.

Draco: (thinking also not out loud) Ok Mr. Sexy God. Taking control again! Look I'm so sexy and everyone bows at my feet!

Harry: What do you think Malfoy? Um … you ok?

Draco: Yesss!

Others???????

Hermione: Well I think we should take off Malfoy's cloths.

Draco: What?

Harry: Um…. If that's what you think Hermione.

Draco: Now way!

Ron: (crying) If Hermione wants you with out cloths then off they go!

Ron jumps on Draco and begins taking his cloths off. I run in.

Me: Ok ya'll are goin' to have to leave now because my mothers home and she has to use the bathroom.

I noticed Ron and Draco. You all can imagine what it looked like to me. Yum.

Me: Um ya'll have to finish this in the Great Hall.

Others??? Yeah! (until Ron and Draco fully understand the situation)

Ron and Draco: Noooooooo-------

They disappear.

Me: I love my job. 