A/N- okay this is the second chapther YAY!. Well, I'm updating because I'm bored so this might be
crappy, or it might be mysteriously good.(gasp!)
Disclamier- I own nothing.....(cries)
Warning- this is supposed to funny if you don't like it why are you in the humor section.....hummmm
deep thoughs.
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Well when we last left our heroes they found out that their teacher for the week was going to be
Lara Croft. It is now tuesday and something outrages happens (lightning strikes)
Chloe- That's mysterous
Heather- what?
Chloe- lightning striking on a sunny day.
Heather- (sighs)
Lara walks in.
Lara- today class were going on a field trip
All-YAY!
Jon- but we're in high school
Lara- yes, I know but it's time to advance the plot.
Justin- I thouhgt there wasn't one.
(silence)
Heather- who cares we get to go somewhere for free and get out of class
Chloe- so where are we going?
Lara- the pink place musem
Chloe- why?
Lara- beacuse it's educational
Chloe- why?
Lara- because there's very old artifacts to look at
Chloe- why?
(this goes on for ten more minutes)
Chloe- why?
Lara- (very pissed) IF YOU ASK WHY ONE MORE TIME I'M TO KILL YOU......VIOLENTLY
( again a very awakward silence )
Chloe- you just want to take us there so you can steal something.
Lara- maybe......um look (points)
(everyone looks)
Lara- what are you looking at we have no time to waste.....TO THE BUS LANE
(everyone gets on the bus and they go to the pink place and go to the side of the building)
Justin- just a suggesion shouldn't we enter though the front.
Lara- um....no there's a secret passage though the side, and here you'll need these( hands the class
guns and knives)
Chloe- at least tell us what were stealing.
Lara- these are for your own protection form (wispers) rapists.
All- (gasp!!!!!!)
(Lara then sets a device on the side of the bulding and the device blows a hole though the wall)
Alarm- weeeewhommm INTRUDERS INTRUDERS
Guard 1 -(drying his nails [ O....O ]) like duh!
( then lara cuts of his head and a river of blood pours from it [just like in kill bill :)] )
Heather- y..o..uu just killed him
( Chloe begins to shoot other guards)
Lara- aren't you shocked by her killing people?
All: (thinks for a moment) no
Lara- we're looking for the gem of blackness (lighting strikes) spread out!
(suddenly were in a room with the owner of the Pink Place and he is talking to a group of ninjas)
Owner- (speaks with a Russian accent) find them and bring them to me MMMMMUUUUUUHAHA
HAHAHAH...(hack)
Leader ninja- okay O.....o
( were now back with lara, and Chloe and Justin are with her)
Chloe- I just hope they don't send anyone after us.
(suddenly ninjas jump down from the ceiling)
Justin- you had to say it didn't you.
(they look like their about to attack then they start to dance...........very badly)
Chloe- NO!, my eyes (tries to claw out eyes)
(Lara shoots the dancing ninjas)
Lara- who whould send dancing ninjas after us
Chloe- a very evil and sadistic person.
Justin- someone like.....you
Chloe- I'm not that evil (shoots a ninja crawling on the floor)
(were back with the R.O.- Russian owner)
R.O.- so they survived the dancing ninjas but they won't make it out alive (lighting strikes)
MMMMMMMMMUUUUUUUUUUUAHAHAHAHAHAH( hack cough)
(End of Chapter)
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A/N- thanks for reading. Will lara and class escape. Will Chloe go crazy. Will the lightning ever stop
striking no one knows.....well actullay I do, but you'll just have to wait MMMMUUUUUHAHAHAHAHA.
Please review I'm begging you I'll give you a cookie if you do and, no flames you don't want to end
up like the dancing ninjas.
crappy, or it might be mysteriously good.(gasp!)
Disclamier- I own nothing.....(cries)
Warning- this is supposed to funny if you don't like it why are you in the humor section.....hummmm
deep thoughs.
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Well when we last left our heroes they found out that their teacher for the week was going to be
Lara Croft. It is now tuesday and something outrages happens (lightning strikes)
Chloe- That's mysterous
Heather- what?
Chloe- lightning striking on a sunny day.
Heather- (sighs)
Lara walks in.
Lara- today class were going on a field trip
All-YAY!
Jon- but we're in high school
Lara- yes, I know but it's time to advance the plot.
Justin- I thouhgt there wasn't one.
(silence)
Heather- who cares we get to go somewhere for free and get out of class
Chloe- so where are we going?
Lara- the pink place musem
Chloe- why?
Lara- beacuse it's educational
Chloe- why?
Lara- because there's very old artifacts to look at
Chloe- why?
(this goes on for ten more minutes)
Chloe- why?
Lara- (very pissed) IF YOU ASK WHY ONE MORE TIME I'M TO KILL YOU......VIOLENTLY
( again a very awakward silence )
Chloe- you just want to take us there so you can steal something.
Lara- maybe......um look (points)
(everyone looks)
Lara- what are you looking at we have no time to waste.....TO THE BUS LANE
(everyone gets on the bus and they go to the pink place and go to the side of the building)
Justin- just a suggesion shouldn't we enter though the front.
Lara- um....no there's a secret passage though the side, and here you'll need these( hands the class
guns and knives)
Chloe- at least tell us what were stealing.
Lara- these are for your own protection form (wispers) rapists.
All- (gasp!!!!!!)
(Lara then sets a device on the side of the bulding and the device blows a hole though the wall)
Alarm- weeeewhommm INTRUDERS INTRUDERS
Guard 1 -(drying his nails [ O....O ]) like duh!
( then lara cuts of his head and a river of blood pours from it [just like in kill bill :)] )
Heather- y..o..uu just killed him
( Chloe begins to shoot other guards)
Lara- aren't you shocked by her killing people?
All: (thinks for a moment) no
Lara- we're looking for the gem of blackness (lighting strikes) spread out!
(suddenly were in a room with the owner of the Pink Place and he is talking to a group of ninjas)
Owner- (speaks with a Russian accent) find them and bring them to me MMMMMUUUUUUHAHA
HAHAHAH...(hack)
Leader ninja- okay O.....o
( were now back with lara, and Chloe and Justin are with her)
Chloe- I just hope they don't send anyone after us.
(suddenly ninjas jump down from the ceiling)
Justin- you had to say it didn't you.
(they look like their about to attack then they start to dance...........very badly)
Chloe- NO!, my eyes (tries to claw out eyes)
(Lara shoots the dancing ninjas)
Lara- who whould send dancing ninjas after us
Chloe- a very evil and sadistic person.
Justin- someone like.....you
Chloe- I'm not that evil (shoots a ninja crawling on the floor)
(were back with the R.O.- Russian owner)
R.O.- so they survived the dancing ninjas but they won't make it out alive (lighting strikes)
MMMMMMMMMUUUUUUUUUUUAHAHAHAHAHAH( hack cough)
(End of Chapter)
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A/N- thanks for reading. Will lara and class escape. Will Chloe go crazy. Will the lightning ever stop
striking no one knows.....well actullay I do, but you'll just have to wait MMMMUUUUUHAHAHAHAHA.
Please review I'm begging you I'll give you a cookie if you do and, no flames you don't want to end
up like the dancing ninjas.