Author's Notes: Perhaps the laziest set up so far. Don't try and tell me you're here for the 'plot', motherfucker.

CONTENT WARNINGS:

-Debasing-

-Selfcest-

-Spit-

Obviously for adult audiences only, all characters 18 years or older.

Enjoy your citrus!

Sabaku no Temari

Naruto groaned as his dick was swallowed effortlessly, the girl servicing him making lewd slurping sounds as she took his entire length into her throat again and again. He leant a little further back in his rickety wooden chair, giving her all the room she needed to go to town.

Knock knock.

Neither of them even seemed to notice the noise at first. He threaded his hands through her sunny locks to massage her scalp appreciatively, receiving some happy moans in return.

Knock knock knock.

Naruto heard the sharp rapping at his door this time and chose to ignore it. He could feel his release mounting as she wrapped her lips around his base and swished her tongue under his head!

Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock!

He abruptly scooted back in his chair causing his dick to slide out of his disappointed companions mouth.

"Oi!"

The blonde stomped over to his door with his cock swinging wildly between his thighs and swung it open with an aggravated scowl on his face.

"Who th'hell is it!"

A startled girl was stood out in the dark, chilly air staring at him with wide turquoise eyes.

"Err..."

She glanced down at his semi-hard dick, still glistening with spit. Just then another girl came sauntering up behind Naruto looking a little annoyed herself.

"Yo, Temari-chan."

Temari blushed a bit as the two nude, seemingly-twin blondes stood before her expectantly.

"Uhm..." She felt completely lost for words with her gaze stuck on what appeared to be a female Naruto.

"It's an Orioke clone." He supplied.

"Okay... and you were fucking it?" Temari wondered out loud. Internally, she thought it was kind of hot.

Naruto looked over at his doppleganger, eyes lowering to the dripping slit between her legs.

"Well, I was about to - wait, why am I explaining myself?" He shook his head before pointing an accusatory finger at Temari. "The hell are you knocking so late for, -ttebayo?!"

Indeed, it was almost midnight.

Temari cleared her throat and stepped inside, closing the door behind her.

"R-Right. I just came to thank you for everything, y'know. I heard you're leaving the village with Jiraiya-sama tomorrow, so..." She trailed off, scratching her cheek wiith uncharacteristic nervousness. Naruto's entire disposition changed at that.

"Oh... no problem! Tell Gaara I'll save his sleepy ass any time he needs it." He declared with a big, cheesy grin. Temari smiled tenderly before once again focusing on his current state of undress. She'd gained a little bit of a crush in the last few days, and had heard certain gossip about him around the village.

She wasn't really here just to thank him.

"Hey..." She reached out and boldly grabbed his softened prick, tugging on it insistently. "If I'm being honest, I actually came over hoping to try and get into your pants..."

Naruto, starting to get somewhat used to this type of forwardness, didn't even bat an eye at it.

"Woah, woah, woah! I'm still right here!" His fuming Orioke clone chimed in. "Get lost Temari-chan, me and oyabun -" Naruto dispelled the clone with a puff of smoke and a roll of his eyes. "Don't listen to her Temari-chan. I'm not even wearing pants." He joked.

Temari smirked, squeezing his cock excitedly.

"Then just think of this as my thanks to you." She said as she sunk down to her knees and got straight to the point, dragging her tongue up the side of his dick then tracing back down with her lips.

"Damn, right here? I have a bed, -ttebayo..." Naruto complained halfheartedly as Temari took him into her mouth. She didn't seem too interested in listening, taking his tip into her mouth and reaching out to shut the front door.

The older girl was certainly experienced, moving her head back and forth over his rod as she popped a hand down her skirt to finger herself. Every time her lips glided all the way to the base she planted a wet smooch on his pelvis, creating sticky, stretchy strings of spit on her way back to the tip.

"Hoh, fuck." Naruto released a breathy moan gazing down at the sloppy head he was receiving from his fellow blonde. With each bob of her head a little more saliva left her mouth, coating his cock, nuts, thighs, and even pooling on the wooden floor. Of course she was making a mess of herself as well, so much spit spilling down her chin that it soaked her entire front and formed a little river between her thighs. Having been more or less edged by his Orioke clone, Naruto was already feeling a familiar heat at the base of his dick.

Gluck,

gluck,

gluck,

gluck...

"Oi, I'm gonna - cum. I don't think -" Naruto's warning was ignored as Temari reached a hand between his legs to palm his ass and hold him still while she swallowed the entirety of his meat. With a loud moan he finally peaked, shooting rope after rope of hot spunk straight down Temari's throat - and she gulped it all readily, the added sensation of her muscles massaging his cock making Naruto go cross-eyed. He stumbled back and Temari followed him, trying to hold him up by his glutes while she greedily drank his seemingly endless semen. The dazed boy still ended up falling onto his butt, his dick sliding out of Temari's throat with a splash of spit falling out after it.

Naruto's eyes scrunched up as he fired off a few more wads of cum, some plastering her face, chest, and thighs, while the last few spurts landed in the spit puddle between them.

He collapsed onto his back, heaving like he just ran back-to-back marathons.

Temari took hardly any time at all to catch her breath.

"Heh, did you like it?" She asked smugly. "I can use chakra to overstimulate my saliva glands. A special hydration technique used in the deserts of Sunagakure." She leaned forward and stuck her tongue out, letting more spit drizzle onto his softening manhood. "By the way, don't tell me you can only go one round... from what I heard I was under the impression you were insatiable, or something." Temari teased as she lowered her head over his thighs to suck on his nuts.

"Yeah, yeah!" Naruto snapped, leaning up onto his elbows with a grunt of effort. "Just gimme a damn minute..." The way she slurped on his balls had him rock hard again in no time, but his attention was suddenly focused elsewhere.

"You made a hell of a mess, -ttebayo." He pointed out, glancing down at the horny girl in annoyance. She let his balls fall out of her mouth for a second to respond.

"So? Get a clone to clean it up."

Naruto snapped his fingers and sat up a little straighter.

"Good idea!"

In a puff of smoke a new, nude Orioke clone was standing to the side, looking simultaneously excited and annoyed.

"I'm not cleaning that up."

Naruto shakily stood to his feet, yoinking his nuts from Temari's suckling mouth.

"If you do... Temari-chan will eat you out!" He bartered. "And you were me a second ago, so you know how good she is."

"Hey, I haven't even gotten off yet!" Temari complained as she sat up on her heels.

"I'll do you from behind at the same time." Naruto said with crossed arms and slitted eyes. Yep, he was quite the mastermind.

"Okay." The older blonde chirped, standing up to strip out of her ruined clothes. The Orioke clone clasped a hand over her already-leaking pussy and rubbed it thoughtfully.

"F-Fine." She said with a fierce blush. She got down on her hands and knees and crawled over to the puddle of spit and cum. With a look of supreme shame on her face, the clone bowed her head and began lapping up the mixture, swallowing it with a shiver and beginning to jam her fingers into her cunt needily.

"O-Oh..." The now-naked Temari even flushed a bit, not knowing that was how the clone would clean up. Still, she shrugged her shoulders before getting on all fours behind the clone and taking a moment to ogle its twat. "Y'know... this is pretty darn accurate." She marveled aloud, poking the labia appreciatively and then diving in.

"It'd damn well better be..." Naruto grumbled as he kneeled down next to his clone. "Lube this up for me, Naruko-chan." He held his stiffened prick in her face and she eagerly obliged, slurping on the already-slippery meat with low, breathy moans.

"You 'ave a na'e fer i'?" Temari garbled around the pussy lips in her mouth, spilling spit onto the floor.

"Oi! Don't be making another mess, -ttebayo!" Naruto yelled as he crawled around to post up behind Temari.

"Shorry..."

He leaned down to plant his lips on Temari's pussy, giving it a quick, sloppy make-out session to make sure it was nice and lubricated as well.

"Okay... ready?" He asked as he pushed his tip past her lips and against her hole.

"Mhm!"

With that he sunk into her slowly until he bottomed out, sliding his hands up and down her toned back before reaching around to fondle her hanging tits. Hunched over Temari, Naruto started pumping in and out of her snatch as he watched her lick his clone's slit. The added visual stimulation of Temari licking and kissing his bunshin's engorged pussy like it was the tastiest candy she'd ever had really spurred him on. Setting a fast pace from the onset, Naruto's spit-soaked cock glided in and out of the older girl's tunnel with ease, each thrust getting a muffled gasp out of her. He tugged on one of her nipples and reached his other hand down to play with her stiff clit.

"Gnk, gnk... ahhh. All... done!" The clone called out between labored pants, swallowing the last couple tongue-fulls of spit and sperm before tiredly laying her cheek on the sticky floor. She weaved a hand up to rub her own little bean as Temari continued to messily suck on her puffy labia. Within another few seconds she came, spraying hot nectar all over Temari's face, shoulders, and boobs, with some of it even flying up into Naruto's hair.

"Hey! What'd I tell you about making a damn mess?" He chastised, straightening up to give Temari a hard smack on the ass. She moaned into his clone's crotch but otherwise showed no reaction, continuing to drool all over the place.

Naruto leaned over her to push the clone out of the way, ignoring her yelp of surprise, and grabbed all four of Temari's pigtails in one hand.

"Clean it." He ordered, lowering her head to the floor.

With a throaty hum, she obliged, licking up the small amount of pussy juice as well as her own spit off of the wooden boards while Naruto pounded her from behind. He gave her firm ass another smack before gently kneading the reddening flesh.

"Good girl."

Temari chewed on her lip as Naruto kept her face smushed into the floor, alternating between spanking her ass and softly massaging it. Combined with his pole relentlessly hammering away at her twat, she peaked.

"O-o-oh K-Kami, I'm -"

"Son of a bitch..." Naruto grimaced as she squirted, drenching his nuts, thighs, and calves in musky fluid as well as shooting a stream straight between his legs and all the way back to his tiny kitchen. The convulsing of her walls almost brought him over the edge too, and he pulled out.

Temari splooted flat onto her front with a shudder, giving him a nice view of her small, bright red pussy, nestled among her muscled thighs and glutes.

"Oi."

The naked girl looked up at him with lidded eyes, making a pleased little noise in the back of her throat when he reached down to grab her hips.

"You better clean that up too, -ttebayo." Naruto said, pulling her up onto her hands and knees and turning her toward the kitchen. He got behind her and slipped back inside of her sopping cunt. Temari's breath hitched and stuttered as she slowly crawled forward, dragging her tongue along the elongated puddle of her own pussy juice while Naruto awkwardly hobbled along, thrusting in and out of her. Every now and then she'd pause to catch her breath, and receive a rough slap on the ass in return.

"Almost done..." Naruto said huskily.

Temari paused one more time before they reached the kitchen, wanting to feel that delicious sting on her backside one more time.

Slap!

"S-say it again..." She panted, reaching up the rub her clit.

Naruto leaned down next to her ear as he massaged her abused asscheeks.

"Good girl."

Her eyes rolled back as she squirted again - this time all of the excess being caught by Naruto's hand, confining the mess to one small spot on the floor. Once she was done he grabbed her hips and pumped back and forth only a few times before he started cumming. He buried himself all the way inside, shooting his load straight into her womb and the ropes of sticky semen just kept on coming, quickly stuffing her to the brim.

'Of course it's too much!'

"Naruko-chan!"

His rested Orioke clone came crawling over on her hands and knees, sidling up to Temari and wiggling her naked ass eagerly. Naruto waited until his cock spit one more line of jizz into the older girl before pulling out and hilting himself in his clone.

Just in time - as he immediately fired off a shot of cum into her. He hunched over the clone and groaned, spilling the remainder of his seed inside of his duplicate's pussy.

"Oyabun... it's so warm." The clone moaned blissfully as her creator filled her up with his spunk.

'Crisis averted.' The moaning blonde thought, burying the last spurt of semen inside his clone.

Not really.

Now he needed to clean up a bunch of dried spit from his floor!

Omake #4:

Neji clenched his jaw in utter discomfort as he stood in front of Hinata's room, a certain inescapable memory invading his mind.

The frigid chill that crept up his spine was just paranoia, he convinced himself.

At the very least, surely nothing of the sort would ever transpire in their clan's sacred compound.

He knocked twice before sliding the door open.

"Hinata-sama, Hiashi-sama requests..." The hasty words died in his mouth, bitter regret consuming his very soul.

Why didn't he listen to his instincts! How did he not hear that loud clapping through these thin walls!

"Damn teme, what's the point of knocking if you're just gonna open the door anyway, -ttebayo?" Naruto asked, fucking the naked Hyuuga princess on her hands and knees.

He didn't even have the decency to stop as he gave Neji an expectant glare.

"N-Neji-niichan! D-D-Don't look!" Hinata cried, burying her face in her pillow as Naruto continued to clap her cheeks from behind.

Neji slammed the door shut, his face contorted in a mixture of disgust and embarrassment.

"Where's our harakiri sword..."

Author's Notes: The Orioke clone will return. Next on the hit list is Shizune, will up next Saturday (the 3rd).

Stand by for more lemonade . . .