A/N---Well this is my third chapter and I so happy to finally post it. YAY cookies for all my reviews yay. Oh and if you're looking for a ggod story to read look at Just a Twisted FFX2 story by Kyetso it is very good. Now when we last left are heroes they were fighting off dancing ninjas and know they have rejoined the rest of the group.
Disclamier- I own nothing but the dancing ninjas
Warning- If you don't like humor why are you in the humor section (pulls out rocket launcher) tell me dammit.
Please review I need them
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Chloe-- it was horrible we were attacked by (lightning strikes) dancing ninjas!
All- (Gasp!)
Lara- we must find out who is behind this
(as if on cue the R.O. steps out)
R.O.- Lara Croft I am Bob Smith.
Heather- Bob Smith (points at him and falls on the floor laughing uncontrollably)
Bob- yes that is my name and I challenge you to a game of wits MMMUUUHAHAHAHA (hack cough)
Lara- okay O.o
Bob- (shocked by her anwser) .....No I challenge her to a game of wits (points to Chloe)
Chloe- (shooting radom ninjas)
Bob- if I win you can keep the Gem of Blackness and leave if you lose......
(ten minutes later)
Lara- what?
Bob- oh I was just keeping the suspense you DIE (lightning strikes) MMMMMUUUUAHAHAHAH
Chloe- okay what is this game of wits
Bob- you have to listen to Brittney Spears sing.
Justin- that is evil O.O
Chloe- NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(this goes on for several minutes)
Chloe- NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO.......okay fine.
(the music starts)
Chloe- (starts to dance)
Bob - NNNOOOOO!!!!! I give up (cries)
Chloe- I knew my bad dancing would finish this quickly (shoots radio) MMMMMUUUUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHH
Justin- you're bad dancing would finish anything
All- (nods in agreement)
Bob- here's the gem but you won't get out alive MMMMUUUAHAHAH
(Chloe then shoots Bob YAY!)
Lara- he's acctivated the self-destruct system we need to get out.
All- (begin to run in slow motion and jump out the window barely making it)
Chloe- we're alive (begins to dance)
All- NNNOOOOO!!!!
Chloe- (stops dancing[sighs]) fine
Lara- good job class no we need to go to Egypt
All- (shocked)
Heather- do we get to go for free?
Lara- yes
All- okay
Justin- just a question why are we going there?
Lara- to unlock one of the temples, that's why I had to steal the gem.
Chloe- you're going to steal somthing else aren't you
Lara- perhaps but I cut you in 50%
Chloe- ......Okay
Class- what about us
Lara- I'll cut ya'll in 5%
Class- YAY!
Chloe- MMMUUUAHAHAHAH
Justin- this is weird.........O.o
End Of Chapter(YAY!)
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A/N- okay more will happen in the next chapter and lightning will strike once again (lighting strikes)...............................stupid lightning.
Disclamier- I own nothing but the dancing ninjas
Warning- If you don't like humor why are you in the humor section (pulls out rocket launcher) tell me dammit.
Please review I need them
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Chloe-- it was horrible we were attacked by (lightning strikes) dancing ninjas!
All- (Gasp!)
Lara- we must find out who is behind this
(as if on cue the R.O. steps out)
R.O.- Lara Croft I am Bob Smith.
Heather- Bob Smith (points at him and falls on the floor laughing uncontrollably)
Bob- yes that is my name and I challenge you to a game of wits MMMUUUHAHAHAHA (hack cough)
Lara- okay O.o
Bob- (shocked by her anwser) .....No I challenge her to a game of wits (points to Chloe)
Chloe- (shooting radom ninjas)
Bob- if I win you can keep the Gem of Blackness and leave if you lose......
(ten minutes later)
Lara- what?
Bob- oh I was just keeping the suspense you DIE (lightning strikes) MMMMMUUUUAHAHAHAH
Chloe- okay what is this game of wits
Bob- you have to listen to Brittney Spears sing.
Justin- that is evil O.O
Chloe- NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(this goes on for several minutes)
Chloe- NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO.......okay fine.
(the music starts)
Chloe- (starts to dance)
Bob - NNNOOOOO!!!!! I give up (cries)
Chloe- I knew my bad dancing would finish this quickly (shoots radio) MMMMMUUUUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHH
Justin- you're bad dancing would finish anything
All- (nods in agreement)
Bob- here's the gem but you won't get out alive MMMMUUUAHAHAH
(Chloe then shoots Bob YAY!)
Lara- he's acctivated the self-destruct system we need to get out.
All- (begin to run in slow motion and jump out the window barely making it)
Chloe- we're alive (begins to dance)
All- NNNOOOOO!!!!
Chloe- (stops dancing[sighs]) fine
Lara- good job class no we need to go to Egypt
All- (shocked)
Heather- do we get to go for free?
Lara- yes
All- okay
Justin- just a question why are we going there?
Lara- to unlock one of the temples, that's why I had to steal the gem.
Chloe- you're going to steal somthing else aren't you
Lara- perhaps but I cut you in 50%
Chloe- ......Okay
Class- what about us
Lara- I'll cut ya'll in 5%
Class- YAY!
Chloe- MMMUUUAHAHAHAH
Justin- this is weird.........O.o
End Of Chapter(YAY!)
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A/N- okay more will happen in the next chapter and lightning will strike once again (lighting strikes)...............................stupid lightning.