Chapter 5 Egypt

Okay so here it is the most anticipated update since um...my last one. So here's the introduction.

Intro (fancy ain't it)

Chloe: well it's time for a new chapter.

Lara: finally god...it's been like years.

Chloe: hey I've been busy.

Lara: doing what?

Chloe: making a movie and, passing latin.

Lara: and, ordering mail order zombies.

Chloe: um no...(hides mail order zombie behind back)

Lara: god you can find anything on ebay.

Chloe: and now I will rule the world mail order zombie attack!

(Lightning strikes)

...(nothing happens)

Chloe: stupid mail order zombie.

Lara: do you think we could start the chapter now.

Chloe: here's the new chapter titled um...egypt ...original ain't it.

Lara: (sighs)

(The plane arrives)

Chloe: finally we're here.

Lara: it feels like we were on that plane for two years.

Chloe: umm...

Nina: what am I doing here Chloe?

Chloe: um...helping me steal things.

Nina: okay...hey where's the rest of the class?

Chloe: wild wolves attacked and, ate them.

Jason: I don't remember that...

Flashback

We are on the airplane and, Chloe is trying to open the bathroom door.

Chloe: stupid door reminds me of the time I was in Nam.

Lara: you weren't in Nam Chloe.

Chloe: Yes I was! I fought those damn nammies.

Class: ( sighs)

(Lightning suddenly strikes)

Chloe: this is bad.

(Suddenly some random wild wolves attack and, eat the class)

(Lara springs into action think tomb raider one)

Lara: ha I've got you now.

Chloe: okay so the class has been eaten...crap.

End flashback

Chloe: and that's when I called y'all.

Nina: Chloe you owe me for this.

Jason: so what are we stealing.

Lara: the ancient book of death.

Chloe:(sarcastically) that doesn't sound dangerous where's it located the ancient temple of death.

Lara: how'd you know

Chloe: um...crap

Lara: If you're worried it's not that dangerous.

Chloe: will there be spikes?

Lara: a few.

Chloe: large pits of death that we could fall down and, break every bone in our bodies?

Lara: maybe...

Chloe: wild animals that could maim us horribly?

Lara: um...probably.

Chloe: an ancient guardian that can easily kill us?

Lara: so maybe it's a little dangerous but, who isn't up for a little adventure.

Chloe: a little...

Jason: sorry to interrupt but, shouldn't we get our luggage.

Chloe: let me take care of this MOZ(mail order zombie) attack!

MOZ: grrr...must attack dancing ninjas.

(MOZ goes to attack dancing ninjas)

Chloe: stupid MOZ.

Jason: were'd you get it anyway?

Chloe: from some dude named Wesker.

Nina: that should teach you to order a zombie on ebay. Do you have any better ideas to get our luggage?

Chloe: yes actually I do.

(Five minutes later)

Nina: this is possibly th stupidest idea you've ever had not including the time you thought it was a good idea to paint your walls after you got ink on them.

Chloe: it would have worked if the paint hadn't been so shiny.

Jason: and the paint smell mysteriously went away.

Lara: okay enough arguing go and, get the luggage.

Chloe: okay here I go.

(Chloe is under a cardboard box sneaking toward the luggage.)

Lara: yeah no one will notice the box moving.

(Chloe crashes into the wall)

Chloe: dammit should have put some eye hole things in this box.

Lara: (sighs)

(A guard walks over to the box)

Guard1: it's a box. I hate boxes death to them.

(The guard knocks over the box and, sees Chloe inside)

Chloe: crap

(Guard 1 pulls alarm)

(Chloe knocks him out and, puts him in a locker)

Lara: oh shit ( holds head in hands)

(Guard 2 appears)

G2: what are you doing!

Chloe: admiring these fine lockers sir.

G2: who pulled the alarm?

Chloe: um...communists.

G2: damn commies must find them.

(Guard 2 runs off)

Chloe: phew.

(Chloe gets luggage.)

Nina: finally we can get out of here.

Jason: okay to the ancient temple of death.

(They drive to the ancient temple of death and, find the door)

Chloe: that's one big stone door...um so how do we get in here?

Lara: it looks like something fits in this hole.

Nina: hmmm...

(They look around the building and, Chloe's necklace starts to glow)

Chloe: oh, crap (tries to hide necklace)

Nina: um...Chloe why are you glowing?

Jason: yea, that's odd even for you.

(Lara notices that the hole right by the door looks like Chloe's necklace)

Lara: Ah ha!

Lara rips the necklace off Chloe's neck almost strangling her.

Chloe: um...ouch.

(Lara opens the door.)

Lara: where did you get that necklace anyway?

Chloe: well...

flashback

Chloe: how muck is this necklace?

Shopkeeper 1: 121,000,000.35

Chloe: crap must distract this person.

Chloe jumps across the counter and, kicks storekeeper 1 in the head accidently breaking his neck.

Chloe: dammit I just meant to distract him...oh well.

(Shopkeeper 2 comes in with a shotgun)

Shopkeeper 2: what happened here?

Chloe: um...Russians?

Shopkeeper 2: damn commies!

(Shopkeeper 2 runs off with shotgun.)

End flashback

Chloe: and that's how I got it.

Lara: (sighs) okay let's get in here.

(They walk in and, the door closes behind them)

(Lightning strikes)

Chloe: crap...

End of chapter.

Chloe: well that was um...fun.

Shopkeeper 1: I got killed.

Chloe: well that was an accident (shoots storekeeper 1) that wasn't.

Lara: so when will the next chapter be out?

Chloe: soon

Lara: so next year then.

Chloe: no soon see I even have a sneak peek enjoy.

Preview next chapter Temple of death.

Chloe: well this is fun guys right..

Nina: yea I'm having the time of my life, so Chloe where's the flashlight.

Chloe: um in one of our bags.

Lara: (sighs)

Nina: Chloe this is your fault.

Chloe: why is it my fault.

Nina: because you packed the bags where we can't find the damn flashlight.

(Lightning strikes)

Chloe: stupid random lightning.

End of preview.