Who's Line is it Anyway?
Chapter 3: Final
Yami: Like all first grade teachers say; Every story had a beginning, a middle, and an end. In this case there's three chapters that represent a beginning, middle and end. So yeah, here's the end.
Marikku: Oh, but it's not the end! It's the finale!
Malik: Wow, that's awesome… What's BloodEngel doing as the finale?
Marikku: I don't know!
BloodEngel: I don't either! Oh, crap. I'm all out of ideas. I'm in a serious stage of writer's block. It's painful.
Yugi: Ouch.
BloodEngel: Yes, "Ouch."
Yugi: Huh? I wasn't listening. I stubbed my toe and said, "Ouch."
BloodEngel: Gee, thanks. Hey! I've got an idea! I'll really do a MadLib this time! You guys can do a Broadway finale! Everyone who was in this will all sing and bow and everything! HeHhe!
Seto: Oh, please no.
BloodEngel: I like to call this song, "Random Sayings I Picked From an Ugly Orange Hat"
All these sayings were picked out of a pile of 38 of them. None of them were planned. Mostly all the people mentioned in this Fic will now participate.
-Music Starts-
Yami: "What could go wrong?"
-Bows-
Anzu: "I'm so happy!"
-Bows-
Ryou: "Bond. James Bond."
-Bows-
Seto: "What'd you say about my mother!"
-Bows-
Malik: "You're going to a mental institution."
-Bows-
Joey: "I wonder if I can get 38 sayings out of this one paper?"
-Bows-
Potato Man: "It's so beautiful.'
-Bows-
Custom-made wig of Yami's hair: "Ho-oly Ship!"
-Bows-
Karey/Stewardess/ McDonallds worker: "Don't be boring. Everyone who says that dies."
-Bows-
Jack The Ripper: "BOO!."
-Bows-
Stewie: "Life is like a box of chocolates."
-Bows-
Bernie Mac: "You Suck!"
-Bows-
Yugi: "Some of these sayings are really weird."
-Bows-
Grim Reaper: "Stay in the light!"
-Bows-
Audience: "Warning Bill Robinson! Warning!"
-All Bow-
Random Audience Member: "I love you, you love me…"
-Bows-
Seto's Vending Machine: "Please kill me…Wait did I already write that?"
-Bows-
Honda: "Is that spaghetti on your tongue?"
-Bows-
Marikku: "Ooh, Pretty colours!"
-Bows-
Serenity: "The monkey bit my finger!"
-Bows-
Isis: "I know men have feelings…but who really cares?"
-Bows-
Mai: "The Devil Made me do it."
-Bows-
Lucifer: "I lost count of all these a long time ago."
-Bows-
Bakura: "I want to go to the zoo!"
-Bows-
The Sign: "If I don't get what I want everyone suffers!"
-Bows-
Matt Groening: "At least things can't get any worse."
-Bows and shrivels back into dust-
Fox Animator1: "Wow, Television!"
-Bows-
Fox Animator2: "Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto!"
-Bows-
Oprah: "I notice your home smells of feces."
-Bows-
RandomBakuraFanGirl: "I told you, I'm English!"
-Bows-
Security Guard: "You're so dead!"
-Bows-
Ugly Orange Hat: "O-M-G!"
-Bows-
Evil Monsters of the Store: "Bleh!"
-All Bow-
BloodEnGel: "This will take forever."
-Bows-
All: -Bow Together-
Good Bye Everybody!
The End
If You Can Tolerate Boredom For A Very Long Time Stay Tuned For:
Probably the Longest Disclaimer you will Ever See
(And also a special presentation by The Sign)
