UGH!
Evil, stupid, cable company! How I hate them so!
Get this, NO Internet, NO TV, and the worst part, NO FF.NET!
L , I feel so sad!
However, it's times like these I can do the BEST writing possible!
So, I'm typing this story.
The story (obviously) is called "Konnie"
It's a story that has been bothering my mind for the pass 2 months!
So, in a scenario like this, I should type it, shouldn't I?
Besides, I needed to type this!
After all, what if someone else came up with the same idea.
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"Konnie"
By Jewelianna Felica Topaz
(partially) Narrated by Wade*
*All text like this is Wade's voice over
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In all my 16 years of life, I had never seen anything quite confusing,
Or as miraculous as the birth of Konnie. As strange as the tale I'm
About to tell you sounds, it is the whole true, and nothing from it.
For it, my friends, is a tale that, although seems farfetched, is a tale
Of how one crazy blue-skinned man, united two people, by making them one.
Sound corny? Trust me, it kinda is.
"Ron!" Kim Possible screamed as her sidekick, Ron Stoppable, went
Hurdling towards the giant laser, in which was pointed, directly, at him.
Ron began to plow though heaps of snow, leaping to where Dr. Drakken and
Shego were.
Unfortunately, for Ron, during this, red laser-beams were being shot at him.
Kim, terrified by watching this, snuck up behind Drakken and Shego, who
were on top of the large metal tower, shooting lasers at him.
Kim deactivated the laser, leaving Drakken and Shego confused for a moment.
"Why, why won't this, SHEGO!" Drakken cried
"Why won't this work work!!!"
Kim snuck up the ladder.
A glimmer caught Shego's eye.
"Oh no, you don't Princess!" Shego's hands went alit, and the two began fighting.
Drakken, seeing his cue, rushed out of the tower, and went into a helicopter nearby.
Kim looked to see Drakken escaping. She turned towards Shego.
Gone.
Apparently, Shego ran out when Kim turned, and joined Drakken in the helicopter.
Kim groaned.
"Ron!" she called down to him, C'mon, let's go home.
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"I can't believe, they got away, AGAIN!"
Kim ranted on, as Ron tried to eat his naco.
"Relax KP, we'll get them next time"
"I hope so, I just want to get them before the do
something, I don't know, worse than usual."
"Kim, Kim, Kim, do we usually get Drakken and Shego later?"
"Yeah.. Bu.."
"And don't we usually always win?"
"Of course Bu…."
"Okay then, there's your answer."
Kim groaned, as finished eating her taco.
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"I'm sick of it Shego!"
"Sick of what?" Shego asked in a bored tone, while filing her nails.
"Sick of always losing to Kim Possible!"
"Um, yeah. Dr. D, this may sound kind of funny but…"
"but what?"
"WE-ALWAYS-GET-AWAY!" Shego said, slowly in front of Drakken's face.
"I know Shego, and that's what always bothers me, we always run, we never, destroy Kim Possible, or her buffoon boyfriend. And we don't do anything!"
"Well." She replied
"If you, would let me handle all of the business, we wouldn't have this
corruption, now would we."
"Yes Shego."
"Yeah, because, guess what, my smarts, and my fighting skills, are not found in your DNA!"
Drakken's eyes widen; as if what she had just said was the key.
"and furthermore, I think, that if for once you let me…….."
"Shego!" Drakken gasped, interrupting her.
"what!" Shego said, very pissed now.
"follow me."
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"Um, Dr. D?" Shego asked, as she followed Drakken down a flight of stairs.
"where are we."
"We, Shego." Dr. Drakken explained, "Are where dreams are made."
Drakken flipped on the lights, making Shego gasp.
Inside this basement-like room, was a silver and blue metal machine.
For some reason, it looked like the one, once owned by DNAmy.
"Drakken? How the hell did you get this?"
"well, it was in that DNAmy bitch's lab, and when she broke my heart….."
Drakken sniffed back a few tears, "I felt I should take it, in an attempt for revenge."
"Does it still work?" Shego asked
"Not entirely, all it needs are, well a few spark plugs." He turned to Shego, hoping
she would get the message.
"Be back soon." And with that, Shego was gone.
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BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP!
Kim picked up the Kimmunicator.
"Hey Wade, what's the sitch?"
"Kim, Drakken and Shego are at it again!"
"See Ron?" Kim asked, looking across the table at him "what did I tell you?"
"what did they do?" Kim asked, turning back to the Kimmunicator.
"Seems like Shego broke in a power plant, used for providing
electricity to major league companies, and more importantly, heavy robotic and DNA
engineering equipment."
"Sounds Bad."
"Right, I'm working on pin-pointing Drakken's location right now."
"please and thank you."
"no problem, and I've called in a favor for you too."
"You rock, Wade!"
Kim flipped off the Kimmunicator, and turned to Ron
"Let's go, Naco King!"
And with that they were off.
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"I've got the plugs, Dr. D."
"Wonderful, now plug them in, while I tell you my plan!"
"Oh-Kay.." Shego said.
"First, I will have you distract Kim Possible, while I grab the boy."
"Kay."
"Next, you will sneak up on Kim Possible, grab her, and hook her in the machine!"
"Kay, with you so far."
"Next, I will fuse together, both Kim Possible, and The Buffoon's DNA together!"
"Question; WHY?"
"Well, Kim Possible's buffoon of a boyfriend, is so stupid and clumsy.
If we mix her DNA with his, the creation will be easy to defeat and kill, thus in
The process of killing this lesser target, we will have destroyed both Kim Possible, and….."
Drakken stopped, trying to remember Ron's name.
"Uh, uh, what was his name?"
Shego rolled her eyes.
"Who cares, let's just…….."
"Just what?"
Drakken and Shego turned around to see….
"KIM POSSIBLE! Well, you've finally joined us!"
"Well, I'm not gonna stay for long."
Shego began to do her part of the plan, while Ron tiptoed his merry way out.
"were do you think your going?" a voice said from behind him.
Ron turned around.
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"Well Kimmie, looks like your fighting is really inproving." Shego said while
she and Kim continued attacking each other.
"Glad you think so." Kim said in a very sarcastic tone.
"KIM!!"
Kim turned around to see Ron, hooked up against the DNA fusing machine.
"Ron!"
In those 3 precious seconds, Shego had grabbed Kim by the waist, and done hooked
Her up into the machine.
"Finally, Kim Possible, you will be defeated, by having your DNA mixed with you buffoon sidekick boyfriend!" Drakken yelled.
"My name is Ron Sta……" Ron paused and turned red.
Kim blushed at the sound of the word, "Boyfriend"
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"Drakken laughed
^*I'm sowwy, I just HAD to do that!
"SHEGO!" Drakken yelled, "FLIP THE SWITCH!"
Kim and Ron looked at each other, for what appeared to be, the last time.
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WOO! YAY!
I'm FINALLY done with the first chapter! Anyways, our cable has been back on, for
Like, 2 hours now, so I'm gonna go upload this I'll see Y'all soon!
(*BTW: Please read "Hopelessly Devoted" too! I'm writing this story, to loosen
off the effects of "Writers Block" on it as well!)
Luv ya bunches!
*Jewelie*
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