My God, so many errors.

Why is it that no one minded telling me? I've made so many errors it disgusts me! Eek!
Plus, it's taken me what... 4-6 months to update? You've gotta be kidding me!

Okay, just to clear things up,in this piece of fiction, Wade is really going on his 13th birthday. In 2 different chapters I said he was 10 or 11. Dr. Wallis Durgburg is Wallis, not Willis. He will be referred to as Dr. Durgburg from now on, hence it's his last name.

I don't honestly know if I'll go back and fix all those errors. Then again, I do want a perfect story.

Story is still partially narrated by Wade, and will be to the end, just to let you know!

"What am I going to wear, Wade?" Konnie looked at the new Konniunicator where a young boy looked back at her.

"Beats me, Konnie"

"Well, this is going to be a nice party, and I want to find the best outfit ever!"

"Who exactly is throwing this party?"

"It's at Tara's house. So, Tara?"

"I'm not very sure about this, Konnie. Judging by my studies of teenaged parties, I think they're all a very bad idea."

"Oh really? And just might where I find these studies?"

"On the Science Facility's computers. It's the file labeled 'Parteen'"

"Okay, fine. I'll look at it when I feel like it."

"Which will be?"

"Probably never."

"I should have expected that."

Konnie set the Konniunicator on her desk straight up and then pulled all the pink, white, and red garments out of her closet, looking closely at each one.

"Have you noticed that I only wear, like, 3 colors?"

"Yeah, so?"

"So, it's cool!"

"Whatever you say."

"What are you looking at?"

"What?"
"You keep staring at me."

"I am?"

'Smooth Wade' he thought.

"Yeah, you are. Why?"

Wade stammered a bit and looked away from the camera in which showed his image to Konnie.

"Shouldn't you be doing homework?" Wade offered, trying to force off this added attention.

"I have no idea what you're talking about. What is this, "Homework" in which you speak of?"

"Konnie, don't tell me you're blowing off you're homework."

"Not blowing it off, Wade. Just… focusing on other things."

"You'll fail classes."

"Whatever, I'm already making a C."

"Konnie, you just started classes this morning!"

Konnie froze still.

"Unless, that's not your grade…"

Konnie turned bright red.

"That's not"

"Oh really?" Wade was getting VERY curious. How did Konnie's mind work?

"It isn't my grade actually… that's… Ron's grade."

"What?"

"Yeah. Kim's making a A in like, all her classes. But I'm not much of a fan of sitting around doing…"

"Konnie, wait a sec. You know everything about Kim and Ron."

"Yes."

"How much."

Konnie blushed.

"A lot…"

"How much is a lot?"

"Wade, I shouldn't be…"

"Konnie."

The blond figure sat on her bed.
"Wade, I can't discuss people's intimate thoughts! It's sick and wrong!"

"Please?"

"I don't know…"

"C'mon, I practically know everything about Kim and Ron, what else could I not?"

About two minutes later, I had to say goodbye to Konnie. Nothing she had told me was something I should have known, nor had I already known.

"Is the girl alive?"

"Apparently so, Dr. D."

Drakken and his sidekick, Shego were sitting down in Drakken's newest lair, discussing "The Girl."

"Damn it! I was sure the mixing of DNA would kill both of them."

"Yeah well, it did a good job."

"Shego, this is not the time for your sarcasm!"

The "Doctor" paced the floor, trying to think of what to do.

"How can it be that all my plans FAIL!"

"Aw, relax, Chipper, you'll get 'em one day."

"WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT SARCASM?"

"Oh, yeah, you scare me…"

"Grrr. Relax, Drakken, think of happy thoughts. Think good thoughts, you'll win one day."

"Hey, Dr. D? Wasn't your original idea to 'destroy the weaker target'"

"Hmmm. Well, now that you mention it, I do remember saying something like that."

"Well then, follow through you're original plan."

"Oh, but Shego! The automatic demise due to fusion is much easier. Can't I just pretend this never happened?"

"Ank! Wrong! Can't do that."

"So, how on earth am I going to get the girl in a position to fight?"

"Dr. D, you leave that to me."

Konnie's head was exploding like mad. She could literally hear Kim and Ron screaming in her head. And it hurt. She knew she wasn't crazy, but they were mad.

"Wade will forget everything I said…" She thought, trying to calm the voices.

"I can't believe you told him about Ron seeing me naked!" Kim's voice yelled

"I'm sorry! Please forgive me, I just want to sleep!"

"It was on accident, KP, I swear!" The voice of Ron cried.

"I know Ron. But, I still can't believe she told all that stuff!"

"I'm really sorry, Kim!"

"How would you feel if someone spouted off your most deepest darkest secret, Konnie?" Kim waged on.

"I wouldn't like it! But I'm…"

"How would Wade feel if we told him about the dream you had about him last night?"

Konnie froze physically.

"You can't!"

"If I try hard enough, I can!"

"No!"

"Yes!"

Konnie began to freak out. What if it happened? She felt so bad about telling Wade all those things.

"We'll do it too."

"NO!" Konnie shouted. She began to kick and scream, throwing things around her room.

"I WON'T LET YOU!"

Dr. Durgburg heard the screaming of Konnie in his office .He ran to the little nook of the building made to be Konnie's home. He bolted through the door and tried to comfort the screaming girl.

"I'm sorry!" Konnie cried, "I'm so sorry!"

"So, what kind of episode was it, Doctor?"

"Well, it turns out Konnie is able to hear both Kim and Ron's feelings and thoughts in her own head. This is something we honestly did not consider while evaluating Konnie."

"How is she?"

Wallis looked at his computer monitor to where the young face of Wade Load peered back at him.

"Better. We gave her some medication we think will lower down the voices."

"Were the voices she heard really Kim and Ron?"

"Not exactly. Konnie, as we have learned, is able to feel the reactions of Ron and Kim after a certain situation. When Konnie feels happy, sad, mad, or any other emotion in a situation, she automatically can hear how Kim and Ron would feel in the same situation."

"Sounds complicated."

"It is, honestly. We can't figure out what caused her brain to feel such extreme tension. But, I do have good news for her that I think she'll like to hear."

"What's that?"

"Rufus is himself again."

So, my cousin and I were talking about this actual piece of fiction. I think she thinks I didn't pull it off too good. I know, it sucks.

I honestly kinda made Konnie go crazy in this chapter. I just wanted to show everyone how she can actually hear what Kim and Ron would probably say in reaction to something. This may cause a lot of y'all to get confused. All this madness will eventually even out though. I promise!

Konnie is now 7 chapters long, yay!

I think that this will probably stretch out to about 12 or 13 chapters. I can't really tell yet. I know how this is going to end and everything. The ending is in a notebook in my room and half of the last chapter is already typed! See, I haven't slacked that much off!

I'm considering doing lots of other things too! I'm going to help keep KP alive, even if I do take a life time to update a flipping story, I'm just glad to have this chapter up!

Jewelie

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