A/N: Sorry it's taken so long to get back…don't hurt me.
Disclaimer: I put it in the last chappie, you mean people that sue!
Flash looked back at the Martian after watching Booster leave.
"You were going something with this conversation?" J'onn asked The Flash.
"Yeah, yeah of course."
"The things I've seen are horrid, the voices of many people floating in my head, My curiosity opens many minds."
"Harsh."
"Oreos comfort me, the endorphins make me feel happier."
"Don't well all just love chocolate, I feel sorry for the lactose intolerant people on the planet."
"Agreed." J'onn hiffed another Oreo into his mouth.
"Can I have one?" Wally asked.
J'onn considered this for a moment, his precious Oreos, eaten by a friend?
"Sure friend" Wally was sure he saw a tear slide down J'onn's face. It kinda creeped him out.
They both sat down and munched on Oreos for a good half hour, Wallace broke the agonizing silence.
"Sooooooooo……Have you seen anything…good?" he asked.
"What sort of good?" He had a thought of what The Flash had meant, but he wanted to be sure he didn't want to sound like a pervert.
"I mean have Bats and Princess been…together?"
J'onn shuddered "I'm afraid sooooooo." He nearly choked too, at suck a question.
"YES I WON A BET, BLUE BEETLE OWES ME FIFTY BUCKS!"
"Good for you I feel happy for you" He drank the rest of his milk.
As J'onn drank the milk, he watched the Oreo crumbs slid down the glass into J'onn's mouth. An idea struck him.
"Would you like to help me settle bets? I'll set the profit with you"
"No I couldn't, that would be an unfair advantage against other betters."
"Awwww, please It'd be fun" he tried to pull the face but J'onn was the master of 'The face'
"No"
"Awwwww at least consider it, I mean you never do anything fun, you're like a fricken goody-good!"
"But I thought that was because good people were on the side of good?"
"Yeah but you can still have fun and do stuff to piss people off…to and extent"
"Goodbye Flash"
"No I'll die! Without your love!"
J'onn looked at him as if he was a psycho.
"It's a line from a movie, just tryin to be more dramatic, to give that effect, y'kow?"
"Not quite I'm leaving now." J'onn looked quite freaked out 'Well I didn't expect that!' he thought as he walked out.
Flash sat there, trying to think of a way to bring J'onn to the naughty/Goody side. Thinking at the speed of light an idea struck him in the head, actually it was a ball.
"Oww dammit!"
"Sorry Flash" Said Black canary, Arrow had left when Booster did so he'd been hanging out with Canary the whole time, he smiled.
He'd have to ask J'onn if Canary and Green Arrow are goin' out.
The Flash again thought at the speed of light, trying to ignore the bouncy ball that continually smacked into his eyes socket, he couldn't think with it smacking into his head so he grabbed it in midair and threw it at Arrow's crutch.
Arrow fell on the floor nursing the pain, being fussed over by Canary 'of all the days not to wear a cup!' Arrow thought riving in agony.
"Finally I can think!" Flash thought more 'Blackmail!'
A/N: just to make things clear this is not a Flash/J'onn pairing, cuz that is just SICK!
R&R, when people don't R&R it makes me fell like your freeloading off me and I HATE THAT!
