A/N: For some reason I completely forgot about this story, I got so involved with my other fics. But then my good ol' conscience bit me in the ass again.
After making discs for the past 3 hours it was time to see if J'onn would co-operate.
"Hey J'onn." Flash ran up to the scanty clad Martian.
"Yes Wally?" He made some coffee and dipped an Oreo in it.
"Y'know how I asked you if you would help me win some bets." He trailed a finger in circles on the kitchen counter.
The Martian raised an eyebrow "Yes"
"Would you do it if I asked again?"
"…No."
"Oh that's quite sad really because I'll have to humiliate you."
Some coffee slid down J'onn's chin "How could you possibly humiliate me?"
"Oh well I've just got some footage." Flash held up a shiny, new portable disc.
"That could be just a blank disc." He didn't want to face the truth.
Flash ran over and popped it into the Dvd in the TV.
Footage of J'onn doing all sorts of stuff with Oreos was shown.
More coffee slid down his chin as well as Oreo crumbs "Good god."
"And I could deliver it to every person on the whole damn ship and you couldn't do anything about it." Flash looked at his nails/gloves.
"Oh really."
"Really."
"I could kill you or if I'm having a good day I could...I don't know put you in a coma for the next ten years."
Flash's jaw dropped. "You mean."
"Yes, the women you were interested their biological clocks would have fast run out."
"But first you gotta catch me."
"You will have to sleep sooner or later."
"And you will have to come out of your room sooner or later."
"Fine!" J'onn threw a tantrum like a little girl who didn't get a new Barbie for Christmas.
"I never get laid any way." Flash said as he went back to his room to wait for J'onn to except his offer.
As he opened the door into his room Flash noticed a pink piece of paper of the floor with little puppies on it. He picked it up and quickly read it, it said…
Dear Flash…
THREATEN ME WILL YOU! I HAVE FOUGHT WORSER ENIMES THAN YOU!
I WILL NOT LET YOU GET AWAY WITH THIS! I HAVE MADE A FEW DOCUMENTARIES OF MY OWN!
IF YOU DON'T BELIVE ME HERE'S PROOF!.
A CD slid from the envelope the note was in.
Flash went and popped it into the DVD player under his TV. An image of J'onn materialized on the TV screen, he started to speak.
"Justice league members" He began "The Flash is planning to rob you all, if you make any bets with him, he would bribe me into revealing the answer using my psychic powers therefore robbing you all."
Flash's jaw dropped. "Shit!" he cursed.
"Thank you to the Justice league members who took the time to watch this tape."
A/N: Yes I know a quick chappie but I will update soon.