A/N: For some reason I completely forgot about this story, I got so involved with my other fics. But then my good ol' conscience bit me in the ass again.
After making discs for the past 3 hours it was time to see if J'onn would co-operate.
"Hey J'onn." Flash ran up to the scanty clad Martian.
"Yes Wally?" He made some coffee and dipped an Oreo in it.
"Y'know how I asked you if you would help me win some bets." He trailed a finger in circles on the kitchen counter.
The Martian raised an eyebrow "Yes"
"Would you do it if I asked again?"
"…No."
"Oh that's quite sad really because I'll have to humiliate you."
Some coffee slid down J'onn's chin "How could you possibly humiliate me?"
"Oh well I've just got some footage." Flash held up a shiny, new portable disc.
"That could be just a blank disc." He didn't want to face the truth.
Flash ran over and popped it into the Dvd in the TV.
Footage of J'onn doing all sorts of stuff with Oreos was shown.
More coffee slid down his chin as well as Oreo crumbs "Good god."
"And I could deliver it to every person on the whole damn ship and you couldn't do anything about it." Flash looked at his nails/gloves.
"Oh really."
"Really."
"I could kill you or if I'm having a good day I could...I don't know put you in a coma for the next ten years."
Flash's jaw dropped. "You mean."
"Yes, the women you were interested their biological clocks would have fast run out."
"But first you gotta catch me."
"You will have to sleep sooner or later."
"And you will have to come out of your room sooner or later."
"Fine!" J'onn threw a tantrum like a little girl who didn't get a new Barbie for Christmas.
"I never get laid any way." Flash said as he went back to his room to wait for J'onn to except his offer.
As he opened the door into his room Flash noticed a pink piece of paper of the floor with little puppies on it. He picked it up and quickly read it, it said…
Dear Flash…
THREATEN ME WILL YOU! I HAVE FOUGHT WORSER ENIMES THAN YOU!
I WILL NOT LET YOU GET AWAY WITH THIS! I HAVE MADE A FEW DOCUMENTARIES OF MY OWN!
IF YOU DON'T BELIVE ME THEN HERE'S PROOF!.
A CD slid from the envelope the note was in.
Flash went and popped it into the DVD player under his TV. An image of J'onn materialized on the TV screen, he started to speak.
"Justice league members" He began "The Flash is planning to rob you all, if you make any bets with him, he would bribe me into revealing the answer using my psychic powers therefore robbing you all."
Flash's jaw dropped. "Shit!" he cursed.
"Thank you to the Justice league members who took the time to watch this tape." J'onn said as he faded from the screen.
Flash ran down long hallways until he reached a huge room within the watchtower. Workers dressed in blue were inspecting things and turning random knobs and poking random electrical sockets with forks, Y'know that kind of stuff.
J'onn was standing on some sort of huge platform looking down on to the big blue, biohazard sphere we call the earth.
Flash jogged up to him and waved a shy wave "Hiya J'onn."
"Oh it's you again I will send those discs out Flash."
"Oh yeah I know but I have an offer that you can't ignore or fire back at."
J'onn snorted "Really Flash?"
"Yep."
"And how heavy was that piece of machinery that fell on your head that would make you think that I would even consider sinking that low?"
Wow big words "Ummmm…. I have Oreos?"
"Is that right?"
"Yeah and if you worked with me I could give you something like…I dunno…one hundred boxes? How does that sound my green Martian friend?"
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"…Well?"
"…Okay when do I start?"
"Tonight." And evil twinkle let off in the Flash's eye.
A/N: Yes I know a quick chappie I might not be able to update for a while. Oh and I would like to say sorry for the spelling mistakes in the previous chapters, I was sick and delirious….yeah.