A/N: Well Crud I forgot to update, so busy, so busy dudes oh my god, so much homework, such a quick change! AHHHHH I so hate my school, anyway, here's the next chapter and from here on in it gets really weird! So don't be to harsh!
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Skeet awoke to a bright white light, he shielded his eyes, or eye, or butt, well he tried but he was disabled. "Can someone, like, lower the brightness of the lights, please?"
Right infront of his face popped a woman with Dark brown, hip length hair, which waved in the soft wind. The man with the fan backed away as people watched him sadly.
"HELLO!" Skeets could have sworn that she was deaf by the way she greeted him, "I'M MOROCCA, AND I HAVE ADHD!"
"…Okay?" Skeets stared. "Can you repair me and I'll just be on my way"
"NO YOU MUST'N GO, YOU ARE OUR SAVIOUR!"
"Again I say...Okay?"
"I SHALL GET YOU MY WIFE TO REPAIR YOU, OUR GREAT AND MANLY LEADER!"
"Your wife huh?"
She walked off and Skeet was left alone, he began to sing, "I feel pretty, oh so pretty" But in a flash a red haired lady also shoulder length like her 'wife' stood over him it was almost intimidating.
"What we got here?" she chewed some gum rapidly, her spit sprayed all over him, or it as she squashed it in her gum.
"I THINK HE'S BROKDED!" the ADHD wife of the gum-chewing woman screamed.
"...NO SHIT!" she yelled back. She started to repair the little one-eyed Skeet "There, done" she admired her work. All over his body were spots of gum.
"Um thanks…I guess." He was repaired enough to well, repair himself.
SOMEWHERE
"OHHH MY GOD!" Shining Knight cried into Vigilante's (Sp?) Shoulder. He stared at the TV screen as the movie 'Broke Back Mountain' was on SKY, I think.
"What the fuck" Vigilante yelled and raised his arms.
"Don't lie it's beautiful." Shining Knight cried into his flower decorated handkerchief. "It reminds me of our first date, the tents, the nuts." Shining Knight looked hintingly at his Ummmmm…boyfriend.
"Yeah" they both looked fondly up at the roof. "Good times, good times."
"Yeah."
I sooo totally don't feel like doing a dodgy flash back right now but….. Yeah I don't know if this is from the movie, I'm just getting this from scary movie 4…
Flash back…"Ahhh what are you doing?" Vigilante squirmed as Shining Knight reached around him.
"Relax I'm just grabbing some nuts" he pulled out a bag of peanuts.
Vigilante sighed, J'onn had sighed them up for a really sick mission, the mission wasn't sick it was just being paired up with Shining Knight…after…what happened.
Flash back within a flash back…Shining Knight stood at the cubical…Aww god this is sick, OMG! Ohhhh dude.
Okay, okay…
Shining Knight stood at the cubical doing I-bet-20-bucks-you-know-what. Vigilante smashed open the door and walked in, the star thingy's on the heels on his boots, clicking.
"Howdy"
"Hello"
(God this is sooo totally getting wrong, throws up)
Vigilante unzipped his pants and started doing I-bet-you-20-bucks-you-know-what.
Shining Knight tried not to stare.
"Yeah I know it's a small todger, but it's the nail you're throwing it at"
Shining Knight had a gin on his face "You know some people prefer them smaller."
It took Vigilante a few minutes to catch on; he zipped up his pants and bolted out the door, wherever his feet took him. It took a while but he ended up in a closet, far away from where he'd started running. He panted and leaned against the wall of the closet, only it wasn't a wall.
It was a person…a male person…a male person with armor on…and hopefully that was a sword poking him in the ass.
No.
"AAHHHHH RAPE!" he ran out of the closet but was dragged back in.
There are some dark secrets in the Justice League.
(I am heaving over the side of my bed right now.)
End of flash back within a flash back…
So there they were in a really small tent together, that seemed to be getting smaller and smaller.
Claustrophobia!
Vigilante rocked himself "I am not gay I will not go to the dark side." He whispered.
He felt arms wrap around himself. "Ohhhh shit" He rolled over and saw that Shining Knight was asleep. Shining Knights moist breath crept down the back of Vigilante's neck.
He cried himself to sleep hours later.
End of flash back…Vigilante looked over at his Boy friend or rapist. "You rapist"
"Ohhh I know you enjoyed it, I could have guessed by the way you were nibbling on my ear"
"Shut up!"
"Ohhhh harder, HARDER!" Shining Knight laughed.
"SHUT UP!" Vigilante lunged at Shining Knight. There they were on the floor, being on top of Shining Knight. "Whoa this is extremely awkward, like…my clothes falling off awkward."
"Ohhhh they are sooo totally coming off anyway"
"RAPE!"
Well that was about 2 pages of two gay cartoons going at it. Shivers, my own work scars me.
"No honestly you can put me down now" Skeets said as he was carried on a slippery purple cushion to somewhere that I haven't decided yet. The woman holding the cushion bowed "I have our savior!" she yelled woman everywhere sat up from their seats in a big main room, painted with many colors.
"PRAISE THE LORD OUR SAVIOR HAS COME TO SAVE US!" All the woman undressed and advanced on him.
"Wha-What are you doing. No NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
A/N: you know what I'm not going to end the story yet, I'm going to finish it, right here, right now! YEAH! ONE LESS STORY TO WORRY ABOUT, FREEEDOM!
The next day…Skeets woke up in a pit of naked woman as well as unmentionable bodily fluids; honestly I don't know what most of them are apart from about two or three, yeah three.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" he screamed and nearly short-circuited.
"Savior why do you make noise?"
"What did you do to me?"
"Why we engaged in the 'Love making'"
"WHAT?"
"I SAID!…"
"No, no, I just can't believe I've been raped." All the naked chicks sat up.
The leader spoke "We are most sorry;
"Speak for yourself" someone screamed.
"Is there anything we can do to owe it up to you?"
Even though he'd enjoyed it, he decided to milk it for all it was worth. "Well there is one thing" there was a dark glint in his basically black eye but just work with me here.
"I want to take revenge on someone."
All the woman in the big bed/bounce castle grinned evilly "revenge is what we do best"
With Booster Gold…Booster lay in bed, sucking his thumb. "Booster" Someone knocked on his door. It was Hawk Girl
"I'm getting changed don't come in" he lied lazily.
"You're lying"
"Oh what do you know Ginga."
"The authoress told me"
I walked by the door and poked my head in "Sorry man, nice night gown." It was green with pink Hawaiian flowers on it. "I also admire your weed slippers and your teddy."
"You hear that Jeff, we were complimented." Booster nodded to his teddy.
I waved good-bye and walked off. Probably back to the ordinary world where I wasn't badly animated.
Hawk girl walked into his room
"Get out" he pointed tiredly at his sliding door, which slid shut after she stepped in.
He sighed and rolled over in his bed. "Please just leave me to die" all Hawk girl heard was a muffled sound coming from his barney pillow.
"C'mon get up" she sat him up in bed "What's wrong, I mean, I know you miss Skeets but isn't this a little much, I mean;
She was cut off.
"I miss him"
"Did you just interrupt me?" Hawk girl glared at her emotionally wounded friend.
"Yeah."
"Don't interrupt me" she waved her mace infront of his face.
"Whatever."
"You have to get over the fact that he's gone, zilch, nadda, bubkis."
"I know."
"Good now come get some pie."
"What kind of pie is it?"
"Apple?"
"YAY!" he followed her out of the room.
"Prepare the guns"
"We do not have guns savior."
"Alright spears then gosh, idiot!" Skeets tightened the armor around his left arm and stomped "Alright, we nearly ready to engage in battle?" he yelled to no-one in general as woman of different nationalities and species got geared up for battle.
"Yes sir we are ready" An Amazon like woman walked up to him as he stood at his post.
"I like savior better, right, aboard the ships!" Woman of all sizes climbed up the stairs and through the door some even got stuck in the door, but were pushed through by the next.
"What's our course?" The wife of Morocca asked him from the controls as he glided into the passengers seat next to her aboard a hovercraft.
"Set our course, for Earth"
The pie tasted good, but not as good as it did with a friend. Booster gold slowly ate the delicious apple crumble pie. "I miss him sooo MUCH!" he broke down into tears in the towers cafeteria, Hawk girl patted him on the back.
"It will be okay"
"Not without skeet" he sobbed.
"Hang on" she picked out her cell phone and started dialing numbers, someone on the other line answered. "Hello?"
"Hey Lantern can you still go out on a date with me tonight?"
"No Shay I'm busy" he grated some cheese onto of his nachos.
"Please?" she twirled her finger on the desktop.
"No Shay I'm busy"
"Well can you at least drop off my chap stick?"
"No Shay I'm busy" he grated extra cheese on his nachos.
"Please?"
"No just borrow one from the nurse"
"Ohhh gosh no, that's disgusting, GOSH idiot, gosh."
"Sorry" he hang up and grated more cheese for his nachos.
"Gosh, idiot!" Shay slammed her cell phone on the desk "Hey I didn't know we got reception way up in space" then the reception bars on her cell went down to nothing.
"Damn"
The giant space ship filled with male deprived woman loomed closer to earth. "My day of reckoning has come! MuhahahahahahahahBWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!" his maniacal laugher filled the already packed halls of the ship.
"20 mins until landing 'savior'." The woman smiled cheekily. I popped up from no-where and threw up again.
"Okay well lets watch cable TV" he switched on the satellite TV 'Family guys was on it was Osama Bin Laden He was making a video.
"Hey maybe I should just, like, hold this rubber chicken in my hand and just like, act all serious like, hey America I'm gonna bomb you" the men filming and himself cracked up laughing, he walked off. "Or maybe I should wear these giant glasses and just act like I wear these everyday; he came back with a pair of giant novelty glasses "Hey what oh these, oh I wear these glasses everyday, y'know these are my glasses, I need them to read."
'Fiiizzzzztttt'
… "Awwwwwwwwwwwwww" everyone on the ship groaned as they lost picture. Suddenly 'Aquateen hunger force' was on.
"WHOOOO free SKY!"
"5 minutes till' landing savior"
"Okay turn the TV off I'm too lazy. Prepare for landing." Hitler with a pineapple stuck up his ass dressed in a maid's outfit came in and switched of the TV…and dusted it.
"WAIT!; everything screeched to a halt "connect us to that ship" he pointed to the justice league's ship.
Hawk girl rubbed Booster Gold's back as he sobbed into his arm.
"Booster we have a visitor for you" J'onn interrupted his attention seeking to show him.
His bestest friend
"SKEET!" Booster ran up it him in slow motion.
"Booster!" Skeets hovered up to him, also very Sllllooooowwwlllyyyyyyyy. (Just to show the slowness.)
Just as they got to hug each other Skeets yelled out "MORROCA, SLAP HIM!"
The sound of a record screeching or stopping.
"Wha?" Booster was then slapped, quite hard, and ended up with the mark to prove it. "I thought we were friends" his eyes started to water and he looked away.
"We were until I discovered how people treated crap and found that you treated me in a very similar way, I'm happy where I am, among people who respect me as their leader" he or it gestured to the crowds of women behind him.
"Oh yeah aye" he blushed apologetically "I'm sorry I treated you like shit"
"That's all I needed to hear" Skeets turned around and obliviated the large crowd of woman with his 'laser'.
Everyone cheered staunchly "yay"
Booster and Skeets left the room hand in hand. Captain Marvel tried to hug Superman who pushed him away and folded his arms then left the Shazam man to cry in rejection as he walked away rather nuance-staunchly. "My mother told me not to like whores" superman called out.
Captain Marvel turned around "horses? I like horses!" and jogged after his friend who ran into a closet.
"Well that was completely pointless" Wonder Woman said stunned.
"Mhmmm" Batman agreed…then chased her.
Somewhere…
A pulverized Predator (from the movie Alien Versus Predator) lay on a bed then suddenly
'BOOM"
An alien popped out of his chest then looked around "ehhhhh" it squeaked.
A/N: there you go, basically the whole story was kinda cool but sucked in places, I think personally I did OKAY! If you have any other points of view, please tell me and I might even decide to flip you off. Smiles have a nice day
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