Story- Strawberry Shortcake!
Type- One-Shot.
Inspired by- Random fluffy feelings.
Coupling- Roy and Edward (already together couple), PG-13 (some suggestive themes)
Roy knew that often the simplest questions in life would never be answered. On more than one occasion Roy Mustang would ask a simple question and it would be received with an answer and look that obviously meant, 'I thought everyone knew that. This wouldn't be so bad, if one of the asked people weren't an eighteen year old with childish tendencies...
Deep with in the confines of Roy's extravagant manor, was where it all started.
"Nah, nah, na...can't touch this! Dar dar dar dart..." Yes, that is a blonde. Said blonde was apparently in ecstasy and jumping around half-naked. Why was he doing this?
"Do a little dance; make a little love...get-"
"Do I even want to know what your doing?" Edward Elric paused in his pose in his fantasy rock world to look ashamed.
"Uhm, well you still are taking me out tonight. Right?" Golden eyes fluttered in their best 'I'm so innocent and kawaii' impression. Note that it's not as effective when your holding a make-shift microphone made out of socks.
Roy shook his head in disbelief. After the six months that both had been together, his bed-mate still shocked him.
"Just get ready and be down in ten."
Ed slowly drew out his sock microphone as the door closed behind Mustang. "Na na! Can't touch this!"
Dressed in a loose black shirt and khaki pants Roy Mustang reclined on the couch.
'This takes me back to my younger days...waiting around for the girl while she pranced about upstairs,' he cringed, ' and doing what Ed's probably doing right now...again.'
"Ready!" After flying down the stairs, well tripping is more like it, the blonde alchemist stood.
"Like what you see?" Here, Ed gave a wolfish grin leaning forward a bit in a taunting manner.
Roy narrowed his eyes. "You are not wearing that."
"Huh? What's wrong with it?" He gave a small twirl to show off his outfit studded with several chains and buckles.
Roy thought about the best way to word his thoughts. "Because Ed, we are not going to a bondage convention. Change or we are not leaving this house."
"Awww!"
Minutes passed by slowly as loud thumps could be heard upstairs.
"How about this?" Running down the stairs to face this fellow alchemist Ed did a necessary spin to fully show off the outfit.
"No."
"But it took me forever to get into these pants!"
"And it will take me forever to get you out of them!" Roy began a staring match with the pants. They did fit him quite nicely.
"Wanna play it that way huh?" Leather pants that looked painted on were rubbed suggestively.
"One more chance. Get the outfit right or were staying home.", 'Damn't, think of anything but those hips. Please don't bleed, please, please!' his gloved hand made an instinctive motion to catch any blood from his nose, realizing this he brought it to his nose bridge instead, feigning a headache.
"Does that mean we get to play still if we stay here?" A suggestive wink followed the blonde's purred words.
"No. All that means is that someone's going to be sleeping on the couch."
Ed marched himself up the stairs cursing at the colonel's dress code. Roy didn't mind this at all; he had a nice view of the blonde's ass swaying itself up to the second floor.
Of course Roy would never act on his threat against our poor blonde. So five outfits later and Roy getting involved in the selection process they were ready to go.
"I want this!" "I want that!" "Can we get this?"
The flame alchemist watched his lover run amuck through the crowds of people, grabbing things and bringing them back to gain his approval.
The carnival wasn't that crowded compared to how many people usually went there during its stay in town.
"Hey! Can I get this to send home to Alphonse?" Ed popped up beside the taller man and flashed mega chibi eyes. "Pwease?"
"Don't we pay you at all?" 'Must resist, must resist eyes!'
"I'm your date! Dates aren't suppose to pay anything at all!" Ed nodded his head in agreement with himself.
"Who twisted your logic?" Roy gave a disheartened glace over at one of the price tags of the stuffed animal stand. 'Crap, that's an arm and a leg now a days.'
Ed waved the oversized kitty plush in his lover's face. "Pwease?"
'And irony is today's keyword...' After fumbling for his wallet, bills were pulled out and flung at the greasy looking guy behind the counter.
"Thank you Roy. Mwah!" Ed gave a small peck to the raven-haired man's cheek. "Here, hold this."
As the stuffed animal was flung into Roy's arms the blonde departed again to look at the next vendor's merchandise.
'Crap, this thing is heavy.'
"And I want this one and this one, oh! I want that one too!" Sweat drops appeared as Roy watched as Ed tried to get him to buy everything.
"Pwease? Pretty pwease?"
"If we get anymore stuff you won't be able to go on any of the rides."
"Rides! Let's go!" Merchandise forgotten Ed grabbed a part of arm that wasn't stuffed with plush and dragged Roy to the nearest attraction.
"Hey Kid! Who's going to pay for all of this? Damn kids." The vendor muttered to himself as the smaller albeit cuter of the two dragged away his date.
Ed hummed happily as he cuddled up to the older man. "I heard this one's the best! It's supposedly one of the fastest wooden rollercoaster around!"
Onyx eyes gave a glance up towards the rickety coaster. 'Likely the least safe too.'
"Ed, I don't think it's a good idea."
"Tickets please."
"Here you go." Dum, dum dee.
"Thanks."
As they got themselves situated in the cart Ed looked over to the paler face of his bed-mate. "What were you saying before?"
"That-
Huh?
"Oh sorry sir. It's just that I didn't realize how short your kid was."
'Thank god for people like her!
"Who are you calling short?" Thankfully living with the blonde alchemist had given Roy an incredible gift, the ability to drone out Ed's rambling.
"And fifth. I am not his kid! Also sixth,-
"Ed, please. Let's just find another ride to go on."
"Humph."
"What weird people." The ticket person watched the two people exit.
"Uh, Roy..."
"Hmm?" Currently the two were walking up the less crowded path to other vendors.
"Um, I really wanted to go on that ride." Ed glomped onto Roy's arm.
"But, you see. Uhm. Can we go shopping instead?" The blonde nuzzled the stolen arm.
'Crap. He's breaking out the crocodile tears.' Roy watched as Ed gave a small sniffle and rubbed his right eye gingerly.
"Ugh, fine. What ever you want." Ed's depression lifted and he immediately broke free and began to look at the goods displayed.
'I'm going to scorch whoever taught him how to be so manipulative.'
"And I want this and these...those are nice."
"Just pick something out and I'll buy it for you." Roy leaned up against the post supporting the tent.
"Really? Yay! Than I want this!" He held up another plush, abnormally pink and red haired.
A well-groomed eyebrow rose. "What the hell is that supposed to be?"
Shocked gold eyes looked at him. "You don't know who Strawberry Shortcake is?"
"Fine, whatever. I'll buy it for you."
And thus that was how the rest of the night went.
"Thank you so much love. Mwah." Ed delivered a well earned kiss, stepped inside the house and shut the door.
Roy stood on the door step in bad humor and pressed the doorbell several times.
"Huh, what do you want still?" Ed's small frame stood in the doorway questioningly.
"It's my house."
"Ooops."