Moe brought the three toys home in his backpack. Mario stuck his head out. "I see Calvin's land! I'm sure when we get there, I can..."

"Don't you get it!" hissed Hobbes. "We're not going to Calvin's land...I mean his house! Moe's got us now, and once we go inside, we won't come out! I'll never attack Mr. Jones again, never see Calvin's new house..."

The second Moe opened the door, his huge dog, Scud zoomed over, barking frantically. "Down, Scud!" said Moe. "I got something for you!" Moe tossed the little mushroom to the huge dog, who tore it up within seconds.

"Toad!" cried Mario. "Eaten by a Chain Chomp!"

Hobbes shook his head. "The poor guy. He never saw it coming.

"Hey, Susie!" Moe called to his sister. "Did I get my package in the mail?"

"I don't know."

"What do you mean, I don't know?" growled Moe.

Susie started to walk away. "Just leave me alone!"

Moe suddenly grabbed Susie's doll, Sarah. "Sarah looks sick!"

Moe ran up to his room, with Susie following him. "Let her go, Moe!"

"Better operate!"

"Leave me alone!" Susie was shoved out of Moe's room, and the door slammed shut. The bully leaned over the toy.

"Well, doctor Moe," Moe said to himself, "it appears we have a...aw, forget the act! I'm just gonna destroy stuff!" Moe started tearing the toy apart.

Mario nervously rocked back and fourth. "I am in Peach's bedroom...I am in Peach's bedroom...I am in Peach's bedroom..."

Hobbes was even more afraid, knowing what Moe was capable of. "I must scream, but I cannot."

Moe opened the door and handed Susie the doll. Susie stared at Sarah suspiciously. "She's...fine."

"Turns out she wasn't the sick one," shrugged Moe. He whipped out another of Susie's dolls. "Too bad about Jimmy!" Moe hands Susie a Jimmy doll with the head of Ludwig Von Koopa.

"AAAAAHHHHH!" shrieked Susie. She ran downstairs in terror. "MOMMM!"

Moe ran after her. "She's lying! Whatever she says, she's lying!"

Hobbes crawled out and looked around. The bedroom was full of random toy parts lying everywhere. A nightmare. "We're gonna die, Mario," Hobbes said, with little emotion. "We're both gonna die."

Mario bounced by. "Maybe I can find a 1-up mushroom."

"I've gotta get outta here!" Hobbes jumped for the doorknob, but couldn't reach. The windows were locked. As Hobbes passed by the bed, he noticed a shadow lurking inside. "Hey, Mario!" called Hobbes. "There are some more guys here! Come out! We're friends! Maybe we can get out of here!"

Slowly, the Koopalings crept out, each one shaking in fear. "We can't find..." started Lemmy Koopa.

"...a way out," finished Iggy.

"Eww," said Hobbes. "What did Moe do to you guys?"

"What's that supposed to mean!" yelled Wendy Koopa "We're normal!"

Hobbes smiled weakly. "Oops, sorry. I'm Hobbes the tiger from across the street."

"What have they done to my beautiful body!" squeaked Jimmy, looking at his Koopa shell.

"Well, we're all normal," said Larry Koopa, "aside from Ludwig and Jimmy, as you can see."

"I'm a wimp!" moaned Ludwig with Jimmy's body. "Look at these hands! No claws at all!"

"Wow, I'm sorry, guys," said Hobbes. "Maybe if we work together..."

Mario zoomed over, cutting the tiger off. "Hobbes! Get away from them! It's the dirty Koopalings!"

Roy was offended. "Dirty? Did he insult us?"

"You were always slow on the uptake!" Mario whipped out his fake fire flower. "Prepare to duel, you villains!"

"Villains!" screeched Morton. "We were planning on helping you! But if it's a fight, fray, battle, smackdown you want, then here it comes! Koopa pack! Attack!"

"That's Morton," Hobbes whispered to Mario, "but I call him 'Big Mouth.'"

"You're the big mouth!" glared Hobbes. He turned to the Koopalings, who were closing in. "You chose the wrong people to insult. I didn't think I could hate you any more than I already did, but..."

For once, Mario didn't know what to do. "Uh-uh-uh...there is a time where all heros must admit defeat and save and quit until he can get more weapons. RUN FOR IT!"

"Finally you figured it out!" They jumped behind a few boxes.

"We'll deal with you later!" called Jr as the Koopalings slunk back into the darkness.

"Yeah," added Morton, "and when we do, you're dead, killed, maimed, finished, gone, wiped out, destroyed..." his list went on.

Mario smiled. "See, that's why I call him 'Big Mouth.' I'd better get my fire flower ready."

"Kill 'em with sound effects," grumbled Hobbes. "Good thinking."

Morton, meanwhile, continued his list, as he had never stopped in the first place. "...kaput, ruined, outta here..."

Meanwhile, the toys at Calvin's house were still looking for Mario out the window. "I think that's him," said Edd. "Shine the flashlight over there, Schroder!"

A cat hissed. "It's just that cat next door!" groaned Snoopy.

A chain of Cojammer monkeys from a barrel climbed up into the bedroom. "Couldn't find Mario," said the lead moneky. "But we found Eddy's arm."

The head Cojammer pulled it away. "Ask me nicely and I may give it back...'course, you'll still have to pay."

"PAY!" yelled Eddy. "I'm the scammer around here!" Eddy chased the monkeys around.

"Hey, let's play moneky in the middle!" cried one of them, tossing the arm around. "Eddy's it!"

"I'll show you, ya little..."

"They're back!" announced Kevin.

Calvin sadly walked inside. "I can't believe I lost Hobbes..." he said, as he entered the house.

"Hobbes!" cried Snoopy and Nazz.

"Figures he ditched the kid when he knew we were waiting for him," said Jason, going back to the bucket where Calvin kept him.

Marcus followed. "There will be other traitors. Don't worry."

"I knew it!" grinned Eddy. "One point for me!"

"Only one?" Edd said sarcastically. "I assumed you would have given yourself more."

"You're right! Add more points!"

"Eddy rules!" said Ed.

Nazz looked into the sky and thought about Hobbes. "I hope he's okay..."

A few notes on this chapter...

Susie is not Moe's sister in the actual comic, but she is in this story. The fact that it's all Snoopy fiction gives me that right, along with putting in Scud from the original movie (I considered using Snoopy's brother Spike, but decided that would be stupid)

Another change is having the mutant toys be turned against the heros because of Mario's own stupidity, which I found amusing.

Finally, the cat nextdoor Snoopy mentions is not at Moe's house, but a different one. Just to let you know that Moe doesn't have a cat.