Calvin laid in his bed, gazing sadly at the ceiling. He missed Hobbes and Mario. Finally, he fell asleep. Ed burst out of a nearby box where he and the others were packed. "I am an elephant!"

"Well, stop eating the packing peanuts!" snapped Eddy. "Anyone wanna switch moving partners?"

Cojammer grabbed one of Eddy's arms. "I'll trade you him for an arm! HA!" Eddy growled and dove in after the monkey.

Nazz peeked out and sighed. "Oh, Hobbes, if only you could see how much Calvin misses you..."

In Moe's room, Hobbes sat, still trapped under the carton. "Hey...Mario!" he whispered to the toy. "Come on! Help me out of here and I'll help you!"

"I can't help anyone," sighed Mario.

"Don't go all crazy on me again," hissed Hobbes. "If Moe doesn't get us, the Koopalings will! We have to get to Calvin's house!"

"Moe's house...Calvin's house...what's the difference?"

Hobbes stared in shock. "Man, that fall must have really messed up your thinking."

"No. It helped me think clearly. You were right. I'm not really a hero. I'm just a toy. A stupid toy."

"What are you talking about!" cried Hobbes. "Being a toy is a lot better than being a hero!"

Mario rolled his eyes. "Sure."

"No, really!" insisted Hobbes. "The toys over there and Calvin don't love you because of all the mushrooms that you've saved, it's because you're a cool toy! Calvin loves you because you're HIS toy!"

"Why would he want me? I can't even fly."

"Hardly any toys can do that! But you have that fire flower, a voice, and punching action! I'm...just a stuffed tiger. I don't have a chance against you...but still...through it all, we've gotten a lot closer without realizing it. I hate to admit it, Mario, but you've got a friend in me."

Mario looked up. "What?"

"You heard me. Now just get out of here while you still can."

Mario suddenly jumped up and helped get the carton off of Hobbes. "Come on, tiger! There's a kid out there who needs us!"

Once the box was thrown off, they looked out the window to see a moving van parked in front of Calvin's house. They would have to hurry. Suddenly, Moe's alarm went off. The bully grabbed Mario and ran out of the room. "Oh boy! Liftoff time!"

Hobbes ran after them, but was blocked by an angry Scud standing in the doorway. The tiger quickly shut the door and collapsed. "Now what do I do?"

Hideous laughter rang out. Hobbes looked up to see the Koopalings crawling out of the shadows, yet again, holding their wands. Although the wands were just toys, they could certainly do some damage clubbing the toy. Sarah and Jimmy joined them.

"Well, your rude friend is being dealt with," said Ludwig, "so we'll take care of you!"

Hobbes quickly opened the door, but slammed it shut when he saw that Scud was on the other side. He had to deal with the Koopas himself. "Wait! Wait! Look, guys, Mario was an idiot to you, but that's no reason to try to kill me! I mean, that's major sensitivity."

"But he called Wendy fat!" cried Iggy.

"He never called me fat..." said Wendy.

Lemmy smiled. "Oh yeah. That was us." Wendy tackled them and began beating the crap out of her brothers.

"See?" shrugged Hobbes. "And besides, when you were against us, you all got together to defend yourselves. Well, now he's in trouble and we have to get together ourselves! I don't know how I can convince you, but..."

"No," said Larry. "You're right. Let's save that plumber!"

"But we don't even have a plan!" reminded Jr.

"Actually, I have a plan," said Hobbes. "Now, we're going to have to break a few rules, but if it works, it'll help everybody..."

Moe sat outside, building a launching area. Mario watched at sighed. This kid was demented, but he was sure putting a lot of work into torturing someone!

Hobbes, Sarah, Jimmy, and the Koopas had soon formed a plan. The first part relied on Iggy and Lemmy, to give the signal. This required them to sneak through the house's vents. "We won't let you down!" saluted Iggy and they scampered inside.

"Secret agent man, secret agent man!" the two sang as they vanished around a corner.

"Deja vu," said Hobbes.

The two Koopas crawled through the vents and ended up emerging by the door. They now had to somehow hit the doorbell.

"How do we give them the signal?" wondered Iggy.

"A sacrifice," Lemmy said dramatically. "One of us has to throw our wand and hit the doorbell."

"Or I could just do this." Iggy threw Lemmy across, who hit the doorbell.

"WOO!" cheered the Koopa. "What a ride!"

Hearing the doorbell, Hobbes, Sarah, and Jimmy jumped onto a toy car. "There's the signal!"

The three raced down the hall. Scud saw them and chased the car. Susie answered the door, which the toys quickly zoomed out. Seeing no one, Susie started to close the door when she was suddenly plowed down by Scud, chasing the toys.

"Scud!" Susie slammed the door. "Stay out there, you stupid dog!"

As soon as Susie's back was turned, the other toys rode down the staircase and out the back door. They found themselves in the yard, watching Moe preparing to launch Hobbes. "Just gotta grab the matches and..."

Hobbes suddenly threw himself out of the bushes, making a loud thump behind Moe. The bully turned around. "Hey, there's that stupid tiger! I'll have a barbecue with you later." Moe tied the tiger's tail around a match and put him on the grill. He then went back to launching Mario. "Okay, launching in 10...9...8...aw, this is taking too long. 1!"

Moe was about to light the rocket when Hobbes growled like a tiger. "Huh?" Moe turned around in confusion. Hobbes growled again. Moe picked up the tiger. "I didn't know it was a talking toy." Hobbes growled yet again. Moe started to put the toy down. "It just growls. Cheap."

"Who are you calling cheap?" said a voice. It was Hobbes's, but the toy's lips didn't move.

Moe picked him up again. "What!"

"That's right," continued Hobbes's voice. "I'm talking to YOU, Moe. We don't like being blown up, Moe, or smashed, or ripped apart..."

"WE!"

"Yes, we! We're your toys, Moe."

Covered in mud, the Koopalings, Sarah, Jimmy, and many other mutated toys crawled out from everywhere, some burrowing out of the ground. Even the remains of Wilfred the pig were there.

Moe gasped in horror as the toys surrounded him. "From now on, you must take good care of your toys," said Hobbes's voice. "Because if you don't, we'll find out, Sid. We toys can see everything." Suddenly, the tiger's face came to life and hissed one final message to Moe: "So play nice!"

Moe dropped Hobbes. "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" The bully ran screaming into the house as the toys cheered victoriously.

As Moe headed inside, he bumped into Susie holding a stuffed bunny. "THE TOYS! THEY'RE ALIVE! KEEP THAT THING AWAY!"

Susie smiled and chased Moe upstairs. "What's wrong, Moe? Don't you want to play with Mr. Bun?"

Mario hopped down from the launching pad and shook hands with Hobbes.

"Thanks," Mario turned to the other toys. "Thank you, everyone."

"Hey, man, we're sorry about the whole trying to kill you thing," said Morton. "Really! We're pals, chums, buddies now! We'll keep Moe in line! We'll crawl on him as he sleeps! With him all paranoid, you've given US a toy! We're eternally greatful, happy, thankful! We're totally..."

Hobbes turned around to see the van starting to pull out. He cut Morton off, and ran with Mario. "Sorry, gotta catch a moving van! Thanks again!"

I hate to rely on the original script of a movie for a parody, but the two major scenes (Mario and Hobbes talking and the scene where the toys attack Moe) are perfect the way they are.