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June 4:
I cannot wait any longer. It is time to go get the stone. I will go tonight. Quirrel will come as well, as he is attached to my head. He is grading papers at the moment. It seems that a young man named Goyle received horrible marks. He is as dumb as his father. I will get the Stone. Ah, Quirrel is done. Time to go...We just got past the Devil's Snare with ease. We are now finding the key to open the door. Ow. Oh, there it is. Okay, now on to the chess game. Well, we did not have to play our way through. Quirrel was eyeing the Queen, so the King let us pass. Greasy has not been following us. He may be washing his hair finally. No, that is not possible. He is probably scared of the dog, as it did bite him once. Now we are trying to get past a troll. It smells as foul as this turban. Oh, Quirrel knocked it out. Now we are trying to figure out a riddle. I believe it was written by Greasy. It has grease stains on it. I will make Quirrel clean it. I better do it. Quirrel could not solve a riddle if his life depended on it, which it does. Ah, I have it. I do not know how it tastes. Ah, the fire we are walking through is not hot. It is time to get the stone. HA-HA-HA.
June 4 (cont.):
Okay, we're here. We are looking into the mirror. We will get the Stone soon. It will come. Any second now. Come on you insolent fool of a Stone. Oh wait; I need it to regain my POWER. Nice Stone. Come to me, please. Oh, I hate being this polite. I WILL HAVE POWER. I will murder that insolent fool of a Potter and his little friends too. I will start with Potter, followed closely by Greasy, then those red headed twins who hit me with snowballs, then that bushy-haired lass, then that other red-headed insolent fool. I decided it would not be a good idea to kill Quirrel until I get my body back. So, the stone will be coming into Quirrel's hand soon. Any second now. Oh, I should have brought a book. I hear Lord of the Rings is pretty good. That Sauron could never beat me though. He would tremble at my feet. And all that trouble for a ring. Not to mention those insolent fools of Hobbits. Well, it seems I am off track. Any second. Oh, great. Here comes Potter. How nice of him. I do not have to make the trip to kill him. What? Nine months on the back of Quirrel's head has made me lazy. Well, I must go deal with Potter. Ah, fresh air. I cannot wait. Potter seems to have gotten the Stone into his pocket. Now, he is lying to Quirrel. I may not have good manners, but I should think that Potter would, under the nose of that insolent fool, Dumbledore. Now it is time for me to meet Potter.
June 4 (cont.),
So here is Potter. Yes. Potter. He is cringing. I do not know why. Perhaps it is because I am on the back of someone's head. Well, I also see that Potter got the Stone. He tried to hide it from Quirrel. And the insolent fool fell for it. So, I, of course, had to take manners into my own hands (a figure of speech, of course). I caught Potter and talked to him for a while. He is certainly dull, as well as an insolent fool. He is making me queasy, much like pretzels do. Ugh, that doughy, salty, knotty... oh wait. I am supposed to be talking to Potter. I have tried to restrain myself from mentioning that he makes me queasy, like pretzels do. Ugh, that doughy, salty, knotty... oh, no, not again. What's up with that? Oh, dear. That trip to New York was not a good idea. Another reason to dispose of Quirrel. Oh, wait. I only have a list of reasons to dispose of Greasy. I think I will start a list of why I should dispose of Quirrel. I think Potter has realized that Greasy is not the one who was trying to get the Stone. He seems rather upset about that. I wonder why. But, no matter. I can dispose of him, and I am rambling on uselessly. So, Quirrel tried to touch Potter, but his skin burned. No big loss of course. Then Quirrel, being the insolent fool that he is, got himself touched by Potter and burned even more of his skin. Oh, my. Why did enlist his assistance? I could have asked Greasy or Potter. Oh, wait. That would not have been a good idea, either. I am bored. I will write more after I succeed in regaining my POWER.
June 5,
I am devastated for many reasons. Not only did I fail to get the Stone and kill Potter, but I also found out many disturbing things. The nauseating smell in this turban is actually me. I have also found out that I have not been writing this diary at all. I have been dictating it and Quirrel has been writing it down for me. Perhaps I should not have said all of those mean things to him. Oh wait; I do not have to feel bad, as I said those things to his face numerous times. He is the greatest insolent fool on this planet. See, I can be nice. I said he was the greatest. Wait, I finally remembered it. Greasy's real name is... oh, great. I forgot it again. Anyway, I am using the last ounce of our strength to dictate this. Quirrel is dying. I would not mind, except for the fact that I am still attached to him. I do not, of course, mean emotionally, but physically. I do not think I will ever have a servant as insolent as Quirrel. I will go somewhere far away and wait. Wait for the time when I can regain POWER. Maybe one of my Death Eaters, who is not such an insolent fool, will come and find me, and help me. Oh, I have no hope. And the most disturbing thing of all is not the fact that I may never regain a body, or the fact that my number one enemy was saved by that insolent fool, Dumbledore. Not even that I did not get a chance to kill Greasy. It is also not the fact that I did not get to finish The Lord of the Rings. What happens? Is the ring destroyed? That would be almost as bad an ending as that play I saw. But, I am most interested in knowing what happened with Arwen and Aragorn. They made almost as cute a couple as Quirrel and that queen in the chess game. No, the most disturbing thing is the fact that the only thing left to sustain us, even for a few hours, is this measly, disgusting pretzel.
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