AN: So... Did you like that last chapter? Well, if you did then REVIEW people! Don't just wait till the end of the story to review! Thank you Shadow Dreamer 27 and loyalsoul for reviewing! You two receive a hug from the lovable Havoc. hugginess! Havoc's fell in adoringness
Disclaimer: Well, of course I don't own FMA or any of the charries dammit!
Warnings: Possibly some anime/manga spoilers! & some cursing! The chappies may be pretty darn short too!
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Julie Harrison banged on Roy Mustang's door at 3 o' clock in the morning. People who lived nearby glared at her but the calm woman simply ignored them, waiting patiently for Mustang to wake up and open the door to let her in.
Roy Mustang grumbled and got out of bed, he walked over to the door with bloodshot eyes and bedhead hair and opened the door with a growl. "What the hell do you want Jul-!"
Julie looked at Mustang with a smile and talked loudly to cover what he had said. "Oh Roy, isn't it a wonderful morning today? It's the perfect day to relax and forget about everything that happened in your troublesome past!"
Mustang grumbled and practically pulled her inside the house, closing the door behind him quietly as others were going back to sleep and he didn't want to start another scene.
As Mustang rubbed his eyes and squinted at the lights that Julie was opening, he looked at her and exclaimed once again,"What the hell do you want Julie!"
Julie looked at Mustang with a smile and answered,"We're going to go over our plan and our exact lines."
"Don't you think that I already know the plan!" Mustang exclaimed with anger, he really wanted to get his proper sleep or else he would start acting like a baby that lost his pacifier. Yes, he would be very cranky!
He then paused and looked at Julie in shock. "Exact lines!"
"Yup Boss, we need exact lines. We can't have something like you talking about work when I was supposed to be talking about the tragic bits in your life. That'll just make all your subordinates know that you were lying and everything... And I would be arrested if they found out that I was a hacker and a con artist!"
Mustang laughed with a smirk and threathened,"If you come to my house this early again, I will let the military find out that you're a con artist hacker."
"Boss, I actually came late for your sake. I was supposed to come at 2:45!" Julie exclaimed with her usual calmness.
"Just 15 minutes late! Why are you always on exact time anyways!" Mustang exclaimed in anger, he was starting to get very cranky but he held it because this was all happening so that he could be with his love Riza.
"To make a long story short, it's because I don't want to be a minute late from moving away from places that has police and military. The closer I am to a place that has police and military nearby, the more on time I come." Julie answered with a smile.
Mustang sighed and answered with irritation,"Well, pass me my lines." He knew that he might have some sort of script since Julie was holding some papers in her hands.
"Oh, of course." She passed Roy the pages and he grumbled endlessly.
"Damn, this is worse than paperwork any day..." Mustang said as he looked at the amount of paper.
"Before you start complaining Boss, read the lines first." Julie said with a smile.
Roy Mustang read the lines thoroughly and exclaimed,"Wait, this is easy! This is just regular stuff I would say except it's in a happy version and it's in a certain order! I could memorize this in less than a hour and then I could get some fcuking sleep!"
Julie Harrison smiled and watched Roy as he memorized his lines. "God, I wanna get some fcuking sleep but I'll have to stay up and watch this bastard remember his lines or else he'll mess up the plan and get me arrested!"
After an hour, Mustang looked at Julie and said,"I have memorized all the lines Julie, you could test me if you want to to prove it."
So, Roy and Julie recited their lines off of complete memory without looking at the script for even a measly second.
After the billionth time that they had practised their lines, Julie looked at Mustang pleadingly and asked,"Could I please sleep on the couch here Boss? I'm way too sleepy to walk back home even though I live across the street from you!"
Mustang looked at her and answered,"Yes Julie, of course. But I won't let you sleep here ever again though because you're not my girlfriend or anything."
Julie Harrison laughed and smiled as she watched Mustang walk back to his room, he was already in his pyjamas unlike her, to go back to sleep. "Why do I feel all tingly when I'm beside him... I promised never to feel this way ever since some people had killed my sweet Doug..."
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Julie couldn't go back to sleep as she thought about what had happened a few years ago. She realized that it was 5:30 AM and she walked to Mustang's room to wake him up so that he could get dressed and eat a nutritional breakfast.
Julie smiled as she saw Mustang sleep, he looked exactly like a little child sleeping. She walked over to his bed and softly beckoned him to wake up.
"Boss... Boss... Boss, please wake up..." Julie said in a sweet sing-song tone.
"Lemme sleep some more..." Mustang grumbled as he fell back to sleep, he drooled a bit on his pillow as he slept.
"COLONEL! GET YOUR ASS OUT OF BED NOW!" Julie exclaimed at the top of her voice.
Mustang nearly fell out of bed and he ran with his military uniform to the bathroom, he got ready in 10 minutes. "Wow... She sounded exactly like Riza back there... I bet that's exactly what she would say if I didn't get up and she was at my house... Sleeping with me..."
Mustang stepped out of the bathroom and nearly gasped when he saw that Julie had made pancakes in such a short amount of time. "Julie... How did you make pancakes in less than 15 minutes?"
Julie laughed and answered,"I couldn't fall asleep so I quietly made pancakes at 5 secretely."
Mustang looked at her with his happy smirk smile sorta thing that all of us fangirls love and started stuffing himself with the pancakes as Julie ate just as quickly as him but with a graceful manner.
"Boss, I thought that you ate gracefully with great manner. That's what I heard from your adoring stalking ex-girlfriends." Julie said with a laugh as she put her dishes into the sink and took Mustang's dishes as well.
"I do, I only eat this way if I'm in a rush. It's 5:55 and it takes me 10 minutes to walk there!" Mustang exclaimed as he quickly walked towards the door.
Roy and Julie broke a run and ran towards the State Headquarters and they actually reached they at exactly 6:00 and they were the first two people in Roy's office.
"Thank God..." Julie said gratefully as she stepped into Mustang's office.
Mustang looked at her and said,"There is no such thing as a God Julie, it's just too unscientific."
Julie still stayed calm and answered,"I'm not a scientest or anything like you Boss, I do believe in God."
Julie spotted a certain blonde woman coming towards Mustang's office and she immediantly jumped onto his lap all of a sudden. "Roy, does this make you feel better? Does it make you forget about your past?"
Mustang glared at her until he realized that Riza was at the door and she wanted to make her jealous just like her matchmaking plan. "Oh yes hun, it makes me feel like a whole new man."
Riza Hawkeye stepped into the room and saw that disturbing sight. "Hello Colonel, is this the counsellor you were talking about?"
Mustang smiled, nodded his head and answered,"Yes, she is my wonderful counsellor Hawkeye." He then looked at Julie, known as Rebecca for now, and introduced,"This is my very good companion, Riza Hawkeye." He looked at Riza and said,"This is my very good companion, Rebecca Smith."
Julie Harrison AKA Rebecca Smith jumped off of Roy's lap and greeted Riza with a kind smile. "Hello there Riza, I am Rebecca Smith as you know."
Riza Hawkeye looked at her and nodded, she shook her hand. She showed no expression whatsoever but she felt envious on the inside. Envious enough to murder the counsellor in front of her.
As they were shaking hands, Jean Havoc stepped in with Kain Fuery. Both of them looked at the woman and then at Mustang.
"Colonel, who is she? Is she your counsellor?" Fuery asked curiously.
Mustang smiled and nodded his head. "Yup, this is Rebecca Smith the counsellor!"
As Fuery was introducing himself to Rebecca in a friendly way, Jean Havoc was staring at her lovingly with his cigarette nearly falling out of his mouth. He was practically in love with her hour-glass figure.
Julie looked at Havoc with a smile and skipped up to him. Havoc was holding in his nosebleed as he watched her pom-poms bouncing up and down.
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AN: I'm sorry, I just felt that the pervertedness of Havoc needed to expressed at that one moment... I may make his pervertedness shine at some other bits too, but I'll try not to do it too much...-o-
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Julie looked at Havoc and introduced herself to him. "I'm Rebecca Smith, Roy's counsellor. Who might you be?"
Jean Havoc took a puff from his cigarette to try to get his shyness to go away and stammered,"I-I'm J-Jean Havoc..."
Julie smiled at Havoc and shook his hand, she soon shook his hand off roughly as he wasn't letting go at all. He was staring at her with this dreamy look that scared her...
"God, I hate staring people like him!" Julie thought as she introduced herself to Breda and Falman, the two who had just came.
Every subordinate of Roy seemed to like Julie, one a little too much, but one very obvious one... First Lieutenant Riza Hawkeye.
Hawkeye was burning up as she watched Mustang actually do his paperwork without complaining with his counsellor next to him, whispering things to him every second as if they were dating or something... Roy was never that way with her yet he was that way with a woman that he knew for only 4 days...
Mustang finished his paperwork and held Julie in his arms and exclaimed with a grin,"Me and Rebecca are going to the park together! You guys wanna come?"
Breda, Falman, Fuery, and Havoc all thought that they were going on a date so they shook their heads and answered in unison,"Nope."
Hawkeye looked at Mustang holding Julie in his arms and shook her head, she swiftly left the office.
Once everyone was gone, Mustang put Julie down carefully and started stretching his arms. "You're as heavy as an elephant!"
Julie laughed and said,"Your love is really jealous now Boss. Now we'll just have to continue on conning everyone and wait until she comes to you..."
"Don't say that I'm conning with you! All I'm doing is pretending to be different to score the woman of my life! I am not conning!" Mustang exclaimed angrily with an angry smirk on his face. He walked home and Julie stayed in the office.
"Why do I feel this way with him? Why?"
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AN: Is Julie in love with Mustang? Find out by reading the rest of the story that I will update and such!