AN: Thank you for all the reviews! Thank you so very much obsessed dreamer, loyal soul(again!XD), Shadow Dreamer 27(again too!XD), FLAMETAL, kokostars and Darth Fluffy. You two receive a visit from the literal chibi angel Hughes while reading!-Elysia pictures... TO-BE ATTACKED AT READERS!-(Sorry, it took so freakishly long to update people!)
Disclaimer: Well, of course I don't own FMA or any of the charries dammit!
Warnings: Possibly some anime/manga spoilers! & some cursing! The chappies may be pretty darn short too!
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Riza Hawkeye reached her home and she slammed the door behind her, she quickly fed Black Hayate and then ate dinner in pure anger and silence. She didn't even say a word to poor ol' Black Hayate who looked forward to having a conversation with her.
"I can't take this counsellor anymore! Is she a counsellor or a hooker! I hate her, touching Roy that way and talking to him like that! She doesn't even talk about his past or anything, she just keeps on asking him if the way she sits on him makes him feel better!" Hawkeye exclaimed as she washed her dishes and put them away in anger.
Black Hayate barked in anger as he knew that his beloved owner was not happy at all.
Riza smiled and stooped down to Black Hayate's height and started petting him. "At least you understand, Hayate."
Black Hayate smiled and jumped into Riza's lap, it was about time he got to sit in her lap! Ever since she got mad, she never picked up Black Hayate to get on her lap or anything! She didn't even give him his treats for following all the rules of the day!
Riza grabbed her gun and somehow grabbed a picture of Rebecca from midair because of the scene of this very intense anger scene and shot it straight in her face.
"That's exactly what I wanna do to that bitch... Stealing my Colonel... Roy's never gotten close with any woman he's dated before, how is this preppy slut getting close to him!" Riza exclaimed as she somehow broke the picture frame with Rebecca's picture in it into two.
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Mustang was sleeping when he had heard banging on his door. "Damn it, don't tell me that Julie came again..." The poor sleepy man grumbled as he walked over to the door to open it.
Mustang opened the door and pulled Julie in before she would say something stupid to reassure the people. He closed the door and exclaimed,"Can't you ever come to visit me right after I come home or something? I want some sleep because I have a very tight schedule tommorow!"
Julie laughed and answered,"Sorry Boss, I have other jobs too, you're not the only person I'm conning for."
Mustang looked at Julie and asked,"Is that how you really make your living? Con people and get paid?"
Julie nodded with a smile and Roy sighed. Couldn't this woman just get a job and live like a regular person, not visiting him at 3 in the morning all the time?
Mustang made her sit down and he sat down on a chair himself, his bloodshot eyes were starting to get back to normal. "So Julie, why did you visit today? More lines to memorize?"
Julie smiled and shook her head, she answered,"Nope, you're much too good at the lines Boss. I almost fell for your good acting!"
Roy smirked and bragged,"Well, I know I'm a natural, you don't have to come to tell me that."
Julie laughed and then looked at him seriously. "Boss, that chain smoker that works for you seriously pisses the hell out of me. He keeps on staring at me strangely like perverts do and everything..."
Mustang cracked up in laughter and started laughing and laughing until Julie gave him the 'evil eye'. He then straightened up and turned serious. "Oh, Havoc. He is quite the women lover... Too bad he has this bad luck of them always dumping him..."
Julie laughed and she got an evil glint in her eyes. "Say Boss... Could I please hack into Havoc's military records and possibly change it a bit?"
Mustang looked at her in shock and exclaimed,"No! What the fcuk is your problem! Do something else to him, but don't just hack into his military records and add bad things about him!"
Julie looked at Mustang and sighed, she muttered,"Fine, fine, I'll just con that bastard instead."
Mustang looked at her with an evil smirk and said,"Say... I have a plan..."
Julie listened to Mustang silently with a huge grin as he told her his plan. It was 4 o'clock when he had finished explaining the whole, entire plan and a few back-up plans as well just in case.
"That's brilliant Boss, just brilliant!" Julie exclaimed with a huge grin.
Mustang answered,"Of course it is, I'm the one that thought of the plan after all."
He then looked at the time and said,"Julie, I think it's time you should leave." He pointed at the clock and Julie saw the time. It was 4:30 AM.
"Please let me sleep here again Boss! You know I'm too lazy to walk back!" Julie whined with pleading eyes that many men fell for.
Mustang ignored her pleading and whining and pointed at the door. "I don't care whether you're lazy or you have a broken leg. Now out you go or else you'll be a burned carcass right now!"
Julie looked at him with her 'super freakishly cute' eyes that almost every man fell for. "Please Colonel, please let me stay... I won't try to lecture your endless lazy ass attitude like I normally do."
Mustang looked at her and he couldn't say no, she just sounded too much like his love Riza. He sighed and muttered,"Fine, go ahead. Enjoy your sleep on the couch."
Julie grinned and immediantly laid down on the couch as he walked back up the stairs, into his room to fall back asleep.
She ripped off the fake skin on her arm and that revealed an automail arm. "I can't love him, I was proved that love was not meant for me." Julie whispered as she put the fake skin that matched her skin colour back on the automail arm.
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Julie did manage to sleep that night, she woke up at 5 o'clock and she woke up Mustang with her 'Riza imitation mode'.
"Colonel, get your ass out of bed now before I make you!" Riza, I mean Julie, exclaimed at the top of her voice strictly.
Mustang jumped out of his bed and realized that the woman in front of him was Julie, not Riza. He grumbled and grabbed his military uniform and went into the bathroom to get dressed and ready for work. "Oh... And I got my hopes up that I was waking up to Riza's voice too..."
Since Julie already came to Mustang's house with her usual clothes on and she didn't have to get ready, she made waffles as Mustang got ready.
The moment Mustang stepped into the kitchen, he saw delicious looking waffles on his dining table. As he ate in silence with his thoughts clouded with Riza, he looked at Julie and said,"Thank you for making waffles, Julie."
After Julie had finished the bite in her mouth, she smiled and answered,"Oh, thanks Boss."
They ate quickly in silence, Julie thinking about Roy and Roy about Riza...
The two walked to the State Headquartes and were the first two people in Mustang's office again.
"So, should I really do that plan Boss?" Julie asked, hoping for a 'yes, sure' answer.
"Why do you think I wasted my sleeping time to tell you? Of course, you have to!" Mustang exclaimed, he wondered what was going to happen with a smirk.
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Havoc and Fuery were the next two people in Mustang's office, Julie walked up to Havoc with a grin on her face. "Jean... Come here, I want to tell you something..."
When she saw Havoc looking at her eagerly, she added with one of those flirty person (freakishly vague, I know) voice,"Personally..."
As Havoc followed Rebecca on her heels, he grinned and thought,"I knew that slap was just for show to make everyone think that she hates me! She does like me, she does!"
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Fuery looked at Mustang with a smile and asked,"Does your counsellor have feelings for Jean by any chance?"
Mustang looked at Fuery with a smirk and shook his head, he answered,"No, she is actually very aggravated at him staring at her. Her plan is to supposedly con Havoc to make him think that she has feelings for him and then tell him her true feelings which is very harsh indeed."
Fuery looked at Mustang and they both laughed and then continued on their work, Mustang gave everyone of his subordinates some of his paperwork so that he wouldn't have to do as much.
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"Could we go out to the Cafe sometime...?" Rebecca asked in a fake shy voice, the cigarette smoke from Havoc's cigarette was practically killing her.
Jean Havoc's cigarette fell out of his mouth, (Julie was freaking grateful because she was close to fainting from the smokiness) and he quickly stepped on the butt to make it not burn the whole headquarters down. "Yes Rebecca, I would love to go to the Cafe with you..." Havoc answered while blushing.
Rebecca smiled and said,"Then, the Cafe it is at Friday, 3 o'clock in the morning sharp!" She skipped into the office with Havoc walking behind her with a huge sweatdrop on his head.
"3 o'clock in the morning, eh? Maybe I should just cancel the date..." Havoc mumbled to himself as he closed the door behind him. What would the chain smoker do if he found out that Julie was like a person that always had meeting times in the middle of the night?
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Just when Julie had spotted Riza stepping into Mustang's office, she immediantly hugged Roy and before Roy could start screaming at her, he had also realized that Riza was in the room.
"AWWWW! You're the adorablest person I've ever had to counsel before! Your little crushie-wushie is adorable! Who is that crush on sweetie?" Rebecca asked as she pulled Roy into another hug.
Roy hugged her even more and actually blushed and answered,"Oh... It's on a certain girl right in front of me..."
Rebecca let go of Roy and finally stopped hugging him and said,"Well, finish your paperwork honey so that you could tell me who your secret crush is on!"
During this scene, Havoc was very heartbroken and depressed, his whole face had drooped, including his cigarette which was bending down. Hawkeye on the other hand, was just plain pissed and even more envious of this damn counsellor of Roy's. She was actually close to tears so she just sat down on her desk and did some paperwork furiously so that she could leave before she really did end up crying. Riza did not want to give that counsellor any satisfaction of her jealously and sadness whatsoever.
Mustang smiled and started working on his paperwork and after signing about 40 papers, he looked at Hawkeye and asked,"Could you please finish my paperwork for me Hawkeye? I have to go and talk to my counsellor about some personal things..."
Hawkeye looked at Mustang and exclaimed,"Do it yourself, you lazy ass!" She stormed out of the room and slammed the door behind her.
"What happened to Miss Hawkeye?" Rebecca asked puzzedly, even though she knew the exact answer and that her foolproof plan was really working.
"Who knows..." Fuery answered as a chill ran down his spine. He had never seen Riza this upset in his whole 10 years of working for him. She wasn't even this angry last year and that was the year that Roy had gotten his eyepatch and she supposedly didn't protect him.
Everyone stayed silent and continued on doing their paperwork, Mustang added parts of his paperwork on each of his working subordinates desks. He ignored their groaning and complaining and left the State Headquarters with Rebecca at his side.
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AN: 'Kay, Hawkeye may be pretty darn OOC in this because she's gonna read to find out! I know people have made fics with Hawkeye having this emotion sorta thing but I may not be skilled on it so umm... No need to tell me on reviews that Riza's totally OOC-ed or something! Thanks for reading and following this everyone who actually did!
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Hawkeye slammed her house door behind her and locked it in frustration and anger. Black Hayate barked a dog greeting at her but Riza actually ignored him and she never did that!
Hawkeye went into her room and looked at her old military pictures and she had a lot with only her and Roy in it. She looked at them and tears started rolling off her cheeks and falling on the pictures.
Black Hayate snuck into the room and saw his beloved owner crying silently and he sat next to her on her bed, he barked with reassurance and started doing things to try and cheer her up.
Hawkeye soon put the pictures away after a while but now her tears had turned into waterfalls. "I bet that Colonel will now have lots of pictures with Rebecca instead..."
She forced herself to sleep without eating anything but she couldn't fall asleep. Her jealousy had turned into sadness, hopelessness and great anger.
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Mustang stepped into his house and slammed the door behind him in anger and locked it in great frustration.
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AN: Exactly what Riza did!XD
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"Julie! You overdid the plan! Riza looked like she was close to tears because of you!" Mustang exclaimed in anger.
"Well, I'm sorry Boss but the plan was to make her jealous and depressed so that she could come up and tell you her feelings." Julie answered in a very calm tone.
Mustang sighed and muttered,"I really shouldn't have hired you, I'd rather have lived a life of silence with Riza not knowing about how I feel about her. At least she wouldn't be depressed then."
"Love isn't meant for you... That's why everything is breaking up for you... You will be hated in the world for that is your only destiny and no one could stop it, not even your sweetheart Doug..."
Julie shook the thought out of her mind and asked,"Say Boss, how about you go to your love's house and tell her your true feelings already before my plan makes her despise you?"
"Quit thinking about him already, dumbass. I already know that love isn't meant for me... I'll just let him live a happy life with his long-time crush, Baiza Dockbye or whatever her name is.'
Mustang looked at her and shook his head. "No, she would never let me near her house with her anger. Wait a minute... After work, I could tell her to meet me at the park and then I could finally tell her my true feelings!"
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AN: So... Did you like this chapter or is the story starting to lose it's charm? What did happen in Julie's mysterious past and why the freaking world does she have an automail arm with fake skin on it? Find out by reading the next chapter or two!