AN: Thank you for all the reviews! Thank you so very much obsessed dreamer(XD), loyal soul(You really are loyal to still be reading this lame-o story!XuD), Shadow Dreamer 27(again too!XD), bohemianwriterredroses(XD), BewareMySpork, FLAMETAL(again as well!XD), kokostars, denslashdenise(XD!), Darth Fluffy(XDAgain!), Rei Sabere and Inu Tachi Lover(AGAIN MAN!XD). You all see Roy and Riza kissing each other in their office when no one was there... Man, I crack myself up at times...XD
Disclaimer: Well, of course I don't own FMA or any of the charries dammit! I forgot to write this before, but I do own Julie and other made-ups and such. I also own the story obviously as I wrote it and thought of it!
Warnings: Possibly some anime/manga spoilers! & some cursing! The chappies may be pretty darn short too!
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Julie stepped into the hotel building that she called her 'home near Boss' and stepped into her hotel room, slamming the door quietly behind her.
"How could he? How could that dense bastard just try to tell his feelings to that Baiza girl right in front of me! Can't that ass tell by now that I love him!" Julie exclaimed angrily, she trailed off into a train of inappropriate curses about Mustang and Hawkeye.
Julie spotted a bottle of alcohol on her desk and chugged it down in a few big gulps to hold her depression and that made her suffer through a huge hangover.
She walked to Mustang's house and said through hiccups,"I'll tell that bastard how I feel alright and I'll make him feel the way I do about him... Eh-heh-heh!"
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Jean Havoc was standing outside the Cafe, smoking away with great depression as he waited for Rebecca.
"Oh! I knew that she would just reject me even before the date all because of Chief! I knew I shouldn't have came here!" Havoc exclaimed as he took a huge drag on his cigarette.
He started getting really sleepy and he drank 10 cups of coffee to keep himself awake. Havoc waited until 6 and then walked to work as he was smart enough to wear his military uniform on their date.
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Julie opened Mustang's door with shaky fingers and she slammed the door behind her, shocking the sleeping Mustang as he heard giggles.
He ran downstairs from his room and into the living room where he saw Julie sitting on the couch. Julie spotted Mustang and immediantly ran up to him, she jumped on top of him and tackled him onto the ground in her drunkness.
Mustang gasped and tried his best to push Julie off of him, Julie simply grabbed his hands and started to laugh.
"Roy, you bastard, you really are something, eh?" Julie asked with a smile, looking at him as he tried to snap his fingers as he had put on his gloves right when he had heard the intruder.
"Julie, what the hell are you talking about! You are supposed to not curse about me and respect me or else I'll get your ass rotting in jail!" Mustang exclaimed as he finally pushed Julie off of him and stood up in his blue pyjamas with red flames on it.
Julie sat down on the floor and rubbed her head, she made her face pouty and asked,"Now, why did you do that Roy? Hitting women is wrong, you should know that by now, you shameful man."
"Hitting you was an exception Julie, you were the one that just came on top of me all of a sudden." Mustang said as he stepped away from the obviously drunk Julie, he had caught the scent of alcohol on her. "Surprising that she drinks though... Not a lot of women that I've met drink..."
"Julie, are you drunk?" Mustang asked as he looked at her crawling on the ground.
Julie hopped up and hopped next to Mustang, she smiled and him and asked,"Why does it even matter, you hopeless bastard? You should just be happy that I'm your girlfriend though."
Julie hugged Mustang and Mustang was just shocked at how much alcohol she must have drunk to say that.
Julie let go of Mustang and whispered in his ear,"I love you Roy, I love you and all your qualities. I don't care if you're a bastard or a scounderal, you're still my scounderal bastard."
Mustang looked at Julie and immediantly snapped his fingers with his magic gloves and created a fire wall between them.
"No fire is going to keep me away from my man." Julie said as she stumbled towards the fire.
Right when she reached the fire, she vomited and all her pink-green vomit made the fire evaporate. "See my darling, pink is the colour of true young love."
Julie fainted into a heap and Mustang sighed and picked her up, he put her on the couch and a bucket next to the couch in case if Julie needed to barf again.
"It's bad enough that I had to clean up her vomit and that I burned a part of my carpet, I don't want her to ruin more of my things!" Mustang thought as he fell asleep.
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Mustang got disturbed at the sound of his alarm and he ignored it for about half an hour, he then woke up and got ready for work very quickly so that Julie wouldn't wake up.
As he walked to the State Headquarters, his mind was on what had happened last night in the middle of the morning with the drunk Julie. "Did she really mean that or was that just a silly joke from her drunken state?"
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Mustang immediantly snapped out of his thoughts when he spotted a sleeping Havoc at his office.
"Havoc, wake up immediantly!" Mustang exclaimed as he snapped his gloved fingers and burned Havoc's soggy cigarette.
Havoc snapped up with bloodshot eyes and muttered,"Rebecca didn't come to the Cafe at 3... I waited there until 6 and then walked here..."
Mustang looked at Havoc and kept his mouth shut, he did not want to tell Havoc what happened at all or else his heart would completely be crushed.
Mustang let Havoc sleep and decided that he would make the poor rejected man do his work later.
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Hawkeye stepped in and looked at Mustang as he started making paper airplanes with his paperwork. "Damn, that could've been a perfect hit if you hadn't stepped in at that moment Hawkeye."
Hawkeye looked at Mustang and said,"Do your paperwork now Colonel."
Mustang looked at Hawkeye and picked up his pen, he answered,"But, it's just so boring Hawkeye."
Hawkeye sighed and whispered,"I'll wear a mini-skirt for you on our first date if you finish your paperwork as fast as possible." She knew that she would regret that, but she really did want a date with Mustang.
Mustang immediantly started doing his paperwork and then he realized something, he looked up at Riza with a smirk and asked,"Wait, are you possibly asking me out on a date Riza?"
"No, I am just hinting you to ask me out on a date, Roy." Hawkeye answered as she stood besides the Colonel and watched him finish his paperwork quickly for a very rare change.
Mustang smirked slightly as he looked at Hawkeye and asked,"Will you be willing to go out with me tommorow after-work, Hawkeye?"
Hawkeye blushed a bit as this was her first date ever and she nodded her head. "Certainly Colonel."
Now, what Mustang and Hawkeye did not realize was that Havoc was actually now awake, he was just pretending to sleep to eavesdrop on the two new lovedoves.
"Oh my God, oh my God! They're finally going out with each other after 10 years!" Havoc thought with sheer happiness.
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Julie woke up right after Mustang left and her head ached, she tried to recall what happened yesterday but she just could not remember because the alcohol's drug made her memory blurry.
"All I remember was that fire wall between me and Boss and then I fainted... He was also mad at me... Oh God, what the hell did I do!" Julie exclaimed as she looked at the partly burned carpet.
Julie got up from the couch and staggered to the State Headquarters, she ignored the fact that she looked like a bedhead and that her shirt sleeves were burned from that fire. She had to see Mustang and confess to him! (Even though she somehow did that in the middle of the morning when she was drunk!)
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"ROY!" Julie, known as Rebecca to everyone in the military, exclaimed.
Every single subordinate stared at her oddly, now everyone was there by now as it was 7 o'clock.
Hawkeye looked at Julie and Julie shot a glare at Hawkeye and then looked back at Mustang. She had hid that hole in her automail and the fake skin that covered the automail with a couple of bandages. It made her look pretty dorky but she didn't really care at all.
"Rebecca, what are you doing here?" Mustang asked with irritation, he was about to blow her cover and call her Julie but he didn't because if Hawkeye found out about the whole plan, she would definately hate him for life.
Rebecca looked at Mustang and immediantly pulled him into an embrace. "COLONEL ROY MUSTANG, I HEREBY DECLARE TO EVERYONE IN THIS PLACE THAT I LOVE YOU AND ALWAYS HAVE!"
Havoc was very depressed and his whole posture drooped, including his cigarette, and he started crying a waterfall. Breda was laughing at him and Fuery and Falman were both just shocked at that sudden confession. Hawkeye was burning with jealousy and her heart was slowly crumbling as she waited for Mustang to answer.
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AN: My parents are not mad... For now... I got decent marks except for music... Damn you Mrs.George! 'Kay, anywhos, now for the story summary. Who will Mustang choose? It all depends on his decision! (Doesn't that sorta sound like one of those TV summaries or something?) MY B-DAY IS TOMMOROW! OMGYAY!